Today is Sunday, which means we have been spending our whole Saturday in games, so that meant make it up by studying this Sunday. Ami and I have to study or a math exam, as Sato showed us how she studies herself. She asked us what algebra is. “What is an algebra? A type of salad?” The comment alone made us giggle, but Sato seemed serious about it, because we don’t know.

While that happens, Mom and Dad headed out for some business. Cross came over to study with us, and his face seemed like he got into some trouble. Sato and Cross spoke, and Cross seemed to be really sorry for what he did that Wednesday at the girls’ lockers. However, he seemed to have hid us what he did that day, in which the teacher acted way friendlier to us.

–

(Last day...)

“Nnngh… Where… where am I?”

Last time I remember, I was about to have some fun with that cute Umbreon kid, and I got him cornered and muted. However, I went out cold before that happened, and I felt like something were squeezing me and snuggling me. I eventually look around myself. What the-?!

It’s the Umbreon kid… Cross is his name. I sigh in relief as I see the toddler on my arms and laying his head on my chest, purring softly. The cute boy feels so nice on my breasts, and I would love to just do more than snuggling him. I felt a chill on my spine and body when I planned my next move, though; as I look further to see that…

I am naked.

I widen my eyes as I look at the kid, before chuckling softly. There’s no way this kid could have reverse-raped me, and he wouldn’t be able to. I then relax and cuddle him for now. Perhaps I could nurse this little boy myself, and make him a really nice grown man… On second thought, the others would find me out before I try selling him to the deep web porn stars. Besides there’s something off about him that I can’t put on the tip of my tongue. I give him a firm squeeze before pulling him away. He’s not nude. That sucks. I eventually realize that I am in a room with cobblestone walls, and it was nighttime. This is not my house.

I walk around some more and find a wardrobe with his clothes. Tunics, boxers, uniforms… He has bleak tastes, but the robes are just a hint that the kid is either missing his parents, haven’t had a full childhood, or he’s autistic in some way. There’s also a library full of books, and picking one made me realize that I was messing with someone’s kid.

… I can’t read this shit! This looks like some archaic language from old times. I open another, and the language barrier gets thicker and thicker with each book I pick up and open. I suddenly scream loudly when one of them releases tentacles from inside, trying to reach for me. I gather my composure after seeing such a thing and run off to look at the mirror. I look at the corner of the mirror to see the kid waking up. I have got to act natural and like nothing happened. I squint quickly at the chair, and see clothes. I wear them, despite them looking like a mixture of a French Maid dress and weird eastern clothes. I then stand rigid when I hear the kid speak. I swear to Arceus he sounded like a creep.

“Mmmh… Miranda, is it breakfast time yet?” Cross asked.

“Uhh… erm… No, not yet, you’ve got to sleep some more as your favorite maid prepares you something nice to eat for today!” That… came out from my mouth, like it was one of the things that I would use to say, yet not.

“Mmmh… fine then… By the way…” When I heard him stop me, I froze like the damned at the ice hell of Ars Goetia, hoping he didn’t figure me out. “Why is Zel’Thaga on the floor?”

“Uhh… I accidentally stumbled on the library, that’s all… Master.”

“… Whatever.” He lies down to sleep, as my intellect decreased and increased at once, zigzagging in desperation when I heard him talk about some “Gorsia”. Is this kid on his mind, or am I having the fucking biggest stroke in history?! I rush out, not wanting to know any more of this place!

–

Der and Zero were fighting some demons at the frontier, supporting a small group of elite soldiers as they did their best to hold them back, a few casualties having happened. Der slices demons with his Ice Punch, stabbing one behind him as he aids a medic against a tentacle monster, cutting its many limbs and the body in half.

Zero leafshrouds around the demons, killing them and using Thunderbolt whenever she was discovered, eventually reaching the leader, a behemoth. Der caught up and distracted the behemoth by attacking his face, as the creature tried to split its attention towards both. Eventually, Der slices one of its horns and makes it scream, as Zero rushes up and slices it in half. They both smile and hand-five each other, before returning home just in time to take a bath, and debate on what is their next task.

“Now then, what should we do, before the kids arrive?” Zero asks.

“We should look for the next stone table, which should be in the Mantra Mountains. Have you got what we need?” Der smiles.

“Of course I did.” She smiles back.

“Let us go together.”

Eventually, the two parents get up and head out of home, teleporting towards their next destination. They climb up, dodging traps and fighting demons, until they reach an underground shrine dedicated to Arceus. The Vaporeon kneels down to grab the stone table, and they both get ready to return home. They being reading the current tablet in their hold while they head in.

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Okay, I, Miranda, have sneaked out of the halls. I am going really insane… I have seen things that I couldn’t describe in the slightest. Little green men, blobs of gelatin that can speak… huge bats… How does a kid live in places like this?! Is Cross even a kid?!

With that in mind, I rush around the halls, and stumble across the first trap that came by: swinging blades. I gulped as I timed my jumps, never tripping or getting sliced. Sure, my own chest weighted me down, and that happens to me for drinking a little too much milk, but hey! I made it-

AAAAAH!

I-I fell down a hole… I look around and see that the walls are closing on me! I have got to get out of the hole! I climb up by kicking the walls, and despite feeling a few bones dislodge from my old young age, I make it out of what could have been a death by squish.

When I come out, arrows fly towards me in all directions, I get hit by one in the tail, and I scream in pain as I then use Protect before I take any more hits. I rush elsewhere, only to hit a dead end. I run back to the fork and choose the other path. Eventually, I make it to a large downslide. I smile and then slide down. I didn’t feel this alive since my twenties, and I felt relaxed at finding the exit. Until a boulder comes behind me, that is. I scream and run forward, curling up to roll ahead faster, and fall down a small hole, letting the boulder roll past me. I peek out to see a huge gap in front of me. I am finally free! I run ahead and-

“Huh, didn’t think you’d come back to yourself.”

“Besides, you ran past all of my traps, having difficulties there and there. The next ones won’t be as easy. You need to make it to the shrine…” He chuckles. “Besides, I do love your snuggly body.”

“M-My body? You little pervert... What did you do to me?”

“I have put on a pair of trinkets on your chest, but nothing beyond that. They’ll come in handy eventually, but be ready for it. I also used them to keep you asleep.”

“Y-You little-“ I nearly explode, but I remember I am a mature woman now. I inhale and exhale deeply. “… Please tell me you are not a supernatural little wizard with a demon father and that you are under control of a huge castle with monsters and traps!”

“Demon father? Dad wasn’t a demon, and he died along with mom defending the realm of dreams.” He grimaces at me. “Yes, I am the Guardian Spirit of the Moon, and I control the castle at my whim.” …and gives a creepy grin after.

“I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself and leave the pedophilia forever.”

Hearing that was enough for me to stop bothering. If he wants me to stop being a child molester, then so be it. I don’t want to anger Arceus or someone else by molesting this walking nuke. “I-I accept! Just get me out of here!”

“I am afraid I can’t. However, I’ll give you a nice advantage. Take this Yueliang.” He hands me a ball and chain made of glass. The kid is really crazy… “See you there, Miranda.”

Once I watch him go, or rather, teleport, I just grimace and head forward into the forest. I rush around, being hit by darts that made me dizzy or horny, activating Shed Skin whenever it happened, and attacking the buff monsters as I fall down traps, and escape them. I eventually hit a big quicksand trap, trying not to struggle myself out of that. I quickly remember that I am a snake-like woman, and start sliding out while wriggling about, and slide myself ahead towards the other side. Up ahead is the shrine, to which I arrive and face… myself?!

Gathering up courage, we begin fighting, and I swing my weapon at the same pace she attacks me. We receive wounds, bruises, cuts, and soon, I caught her off-guard and defeat myself. My clone melts in a puddle of ooze, and I am free to walk ahead.

“It looks like you tried hard enough.” Cross tells me with a grin. “I have readied the portal for you, but remember: No more molesting children. I am watching you.”

“I-I will remember not to.” I walk up to him and kiss his forehead. “Besides, you are indeed young, and I felt alive again thanks to you.”

He remains silent and dumbfounded. If I didn’t learn my lesson, I would have taken advantage of him, but it was clear he was not my type, but he’s not one to ignore in class, either. I walk out and find myself at the school.

How do I get out of this place now?!

–

I decided to get a glass of water for Eclipse, Cross, Sato and I, smiling as I kept my answers in mind, and humming. I take the jar out of the fridge and serve away at four glasses on a tray, before a person similar to Ms. Miranda runs by the window, looking exhausted. I look in closer, wondering if it was her, before the curtains close on its own. I look around and notice Cross smiling at me.

“Need some help with that, Ami?”

“Sure!” I say, handing him two glasses while I take two as well. We head back to the table, getting back to study. Yesterday, Mom and Dad picked up the third stone table. Right now, we would like to study, but thanks for bringing them!