Part II: An odd Nighttime Tour...
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part II: An odd Nighttime Tour...
File Name: young_pokenstein_02.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: G
Size: 7KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Doctor Abra, Jigglypuff, and Raichu awaken to the sound of
an electric guitar, but where could it be coming from?
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Well, another part to my odd spoof... of a spoof! This one's a bit closer to
the original movie (mainly because I finally saw it again), but I've added in
some humor for the parts I've taken out of the original film.
PART II: An odd Nighttime Tour...
SCENE: Abra's Bedroom (Abra and Jigglypuff are sleeping soundly, when
suddenly, Abra jumps up at the sound of an electric guitar being
played very softly.)
ABRA: What is that music? And where's it coming from?
JIGGLYPUFF (waking up): Hmm? Oh, I hear what you mean! What is that?
ABRA: It seems to be coming from... behind that bookshelf! (Jumps out of
bed, realizes that he's got nothing on, and quickly jumps back in before
Jigglypuff can see him)
JIGGLYPUFF: What is is, doctor? Are you all right?
ABRA: Yes, I'm fine! Eh, why don't you go look for the source. I need
to ponder this change in events...
JIGGLYPUFF: Very well, doctor. (Walks towards bookcase. Abra grabs his
robe and quickly slips it on, then climbs out of bed)
JIGGLYPUFF: I think it's coming from the other side of this bookcase!
(walks over to bookcase, and places her ear to it) Yes, definitely! But
how do we get inside?
ABRA: I'm not sure... Hello... (Grabs a book)
JIGGLYPUFF: I don't think it worked, doctor... What did you grab?
ABRA: Grey's Anatomy. I've been looking for a copy of this for almost
five years now! (Puts back book) I'll look through it later.
JIGGLYPUFF: As you wish, doctor.
ABRA: Would you please stop calling me that? Just call me Abra.
JIGGLYPUFF: All right, Abra. Hmm... What could possibly be the trigger
mechanism?
ABRA: (walking in front to bookshelf) Well, we're going to need light,
so hand me that candle there (indicates candle in candleholder near
bookshelf)
(Jigglypuff takes the candle, and the bookcase swings around)
ABRA: Put... the candle... BACK!
(Jigglypuff does so. The bookshelf spins around 360 degrees, leaving
poor Abra still on the other side)
ABRA: All right, take the candle when I say so. I'm going to block the
shelf with my body.
(Jigglypuff takes the candle, and Abra blocks the bookshelf, getting
partially squished between the wall and shelf)
ABRA: (in a high-pitched voice) All right, listen very, very carefully
to me. Don't put the candle back. I want you to push on the other
side of this bookcase and help me get out of here.
(Jigglypuff puts the candle on the bedside table, and pushes with all
her might on the bookcase. Abra gets free, but Jigglypuff gets stuck
behind this time)
ABRA: Ah, thank you Jigglypuff. (looks around) Jigglypuff?
JIGGLYPUFF: PUT... THE CANDLE... BACK!!!
(Abra grabs the candle, and gets an idea. He quickly puts it into the
candle holder, then takes it out again. The shelf opens halfway)
JIGGLYPUFF: That was scary. Shall we head in, Abra?
ABRA: I suppose so. This candle's not going to be enough light,
though. We'd better take the other one, too.
(Jigglypuff starts for the other candle)
ABRA: WAIT! (Jigglypuff stops, startled) Be very careful! Stay back
from the bookcase. (Jigglypuff takes the candle, and nothing happens
to the bookcase) Ah, good. Thank goodness for logic...
(Both head in. They go down a flight of dingy stone steps to an old
door)
ABRA: It's coming from back there. (Tries door handle, which breaks
into a few hundred pieces at his touch) Urgh...
(Abra rams into the door, and finds it to be unlocked, much to his
misfortune. He keeps charging, and falls right over a railing)
JIGGLYPUFF: Doctor Abra! Are you alright?
ABRA: (standing wobbling in circles) I'm... fine... Just... fine,
my... dear... (falls flat on his face)
JIGGLYPUFF: (runs to his side) Oh, my poor Abra... (helps him up)
ABRA: Where are we?
SCENE: The Lab (A massive room, with mysterious electrical equipment
lining almost every one of the eight walls of the room. Abra and
Jigglypuff walk over to a shelf with old skulls of pokemon on them.
They pass a dead Rhydon skull (labeled 3 years dead), a dead Slowbro
skull (labeled 2 years dead), a dead Sandslash skull (labeled 6
months dead, with some skin still left on, and...)
RAICHU (in the Freshly Dead slot: Oh what a pleasure it is to be,
so dead as I can be!
(Abra and Jigglypuff jump back, both crying out in shock)
ABRA: Shit, you scared the living daylights out of us!
RAICHU: Oh, sorry. I heard some odd music, and decided to find out
what it was. I saw this shelf, and I couldn't resist...
JIGGLYPUFF: You are a strange little mouse, you know that?
ABRA: Well, we might as well look together... Say, the music's
stopped... (notices a door at the far side of the lab) And a light
is coming from behind that door!
(They all rush into the room, only to find an empty can of Jolt cola
and an electric guitar on a table, as well as...)
ABRA: Look at this! All of these books! This must have been my
grandfather's personal library!
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, what is that book there? It looks like it has only
recently been opened... (points to a large volume, open to the first
page, on the table)
(Abra walks over to the book, and reads the title to himself. He
then jumps back in shock)
ABRA: No, it cannot be! How to Reanimate Dead Tissue?! That's not
possible! But... (sits down and opens to the first chapter)
(Several hours later, Raichu and Jigglypuff are asleep, but Abra is
still reading)
ABRA: And so, I have discovered this day, that by using electricity
to stimulate the dead nerve endings, I can revive the brain, and
give it a new body to master, at which point... (looks up from the
book, and cries out to cieling) IT'S... NOT... POSSIBLE!!!
(Coincidentally, the storm that was brewing outside unleashes a
lightning bolt at that point)
(Abra, his fatigue catching up with him, falls asleep, face down
sideways on the book)
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part II: An odd Nighttime Tour...
File Name: young_pokenstein_02.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: G
Size: 7KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Doctor Abra, Jigglypuff, and Raichu awaken to the sound of
an electric guitar, but where could it be coming from?
===========================================================================
Well, another part to my odd spoof... of a spoof! This one's a bit closer to
the original movie (mainly because I finally saw it again), but I've added in
some humor for the parts I've taken out of the original film.
PART II: An odd Nighttime Tour...
SCENE: Abra's Bedroom (Abra and Jigglypuff are sleeping soundly, when
suddenly, Abra jumps up at the sound of an electric guitar being
played very softly.)
ABRA: What is that music? And where's it coming from?
JIGGLYPUFF (waking up): Hmm? Oh, I hear what you mean! What is that?
ABRA: It seems to be coming from... behind that bookshelf! (Jumps out of
bed, realizes that he's got nothing on, and quickly jumps back in before
Jigglypuff can see him)
JIGGLYPUFF: What is is, doctor? Are you all right?
ABRA: Yes, I'm fine! Eh, why don't you go look for the source. I need
to ponder this change in events...
JIGGLYPUFF: Very well, doctor. (Walks towards bookcase. Abra grabs his
robe and quickly slips it on, then climbs out of bed)
JIGGLYPUFF: I think it's coming from the other side of this bookcase!
(walks over to bookcase, and places her ear to it) Yes, definitely! But
how do we get inside?
ABRA: I'm not sure... Hello... (Grabs a book)
JIGGLYPUFF: I don't think it worked, doctor... What did you grab?
ABRA: Grey's Anatomy. I've been looking for a copy of this for almost
five years now! (Puts back book) I'll look through it later.
JIGGLYPUFF: As you wish, doctor.
ABRA: Would you please stop calling me that? Just call me Abra.
JIGGLYPUFF: All right, Abra. Hmm... What could possibly be the trigger
mechanism?
ABRA: (walking in front to bookshelf) Well, we're going to need light,
so hand me that candle there (indicates candle in candleholder near
bookshelf)
(Jigglypuff takes the candle, and the bookcase swings around)
ABRA: Put... the candle... BACK!
(Jigglypuff does so. The bookshelf spins around 360 degrees, leaving
poor Abra still on the other side)
ABRA: All right, take the candle when I say so. I'm going to block the
shelf with my body.
(Jigglypuff takes the candle, and Abra blocks the bookshelf, getting
partially squished between the wall and shelf)
ABRA: (in a high-pitched voice) All right, listen very, very carefully
to me. Don't put the candle back. I want you to push on the other
side of this bookcase and help me get out of here.
(Jigglypuff puts the candle on the bedside table, and pushes with all
her might on the bookcase. Abra gets free, but Jigglypuff gets stuck
behind this time)
ABRA: Ah, thank you Jigglypuff. (looks around) Jigglypuff?
JIGGLYPUFF: PUT... THE CANDLE... BACK!!!
(Abra grabs the candle, and gets an idea. He quickly puts it into the
candle holder, then takes it out again. The shelf opens halfway)
JIGGLYPUFF: That was scary. Shall we head in, Abra?
ABRA: I suppose so. This candle's not going to be enough light,
though. We'd better take the other one, too.
(Jigglypuff starts for the other candle)
ABRA: WAIT! (Jigglypuff stops, startled) Be very careful! Stay back
from the bookcase. (Jigglypuff takes the candle, and nothing happens
to the bookcase) Ah, good. Thank goodness for logic...
(Both head in. They go down a flight of dingy stone steps to an old
door)
ABRA: It's coming from back there. (Tries door handle, which breaks
into a few hundred pieces at his touch) Urgh...
(Abra rams into the door, and finds it to be unlocked, much to his
misfortune. He keeps charging, and falls right over a railing)
JIGGLYPUFF: Doctor Abra! Are you alright?
ABRA: (standing wobbling in circles) I'm... fine... Just... fine,
my... dear... (falls flat on his face)
JIGGLYPUFF: (runs to his side) Oh, my poor Abra... (helps him up)
ABRA: Where are we?
SCENE: The Lab (A massive room, with mysterious electrical equipment
lining almost every one of the eight walls of the room. Abra and
Jigglypuff walk over to a shelf with old skulls of pokemon on them.
They pass a dead Rhydon skull (labeled 3 years dead), a dead Slowbro
skull (labeled 2 years dead), a dead Sandslash skull (labeled 6
months dead, with some skin still left on, and...)
RAICHU (in the Freshly Dead slot: Oh what a pleasure it is to be,
so dead as I can be!
(Abra and Jigglypuff jump back, both crying out in shock)
ABRA: Shit, you scared the living daylights out of us!
RAICHU: Oh, sorry. I heard some odd music, and decided to find out
what it was. I saw this shelf, and I couldn't resist...
JIGGLYPUFF: You are a strange little mouse, you know that?
ABRA: Well, we might as well look together... Say, the music's
stopped... (notices a door at the far side of the lab) And a light
is coming from behind that door!
(They all rush into the room, only to find an empty can of Jolt cola
and an electric guitar on a table, as well as...)
ABRA: Look at this! All of these books! This must have been my
grandfather's personal library!
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, what is that book there? It looks like it has only
recently been opened... (points to a large volume, open to the first
page, on the table)
(Abra walks over to the book, and reads the title to himself. He
then jumps back in shock)
ABRA: No, it cannot be! How to Reanimate Dead Tissue?! That's not
possible! But... (sits down and opens to the first chapter)
(Several hours later, Raichu and Jigglypuff are asleep, but Abra is
still reading)
ABRA: And so, I have discovered this day, that by using electricity
to stimulate the dead nerve endings, I can revive the brain, and
give it a new body to master, at which point... (looks up from the
book, and cries out to cieling) IT'S... NOT... POSSIBLE!!!
(Coincidentally, the storm that was brewing outside unleashes a
lightning bolt at that point)
(Abra, his fatigue catching up with him, falls asleep, face down
sideways on the book)
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||/ Collaborated position
-AGNPH Psychotic Boat Driver-