Part VII: The Big Finale
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part VII: The Big Finale
File Name: young_pokenstein_07.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: R
Size: 9KB
Type: lime
Action: Abra-Jigglypuff, C;
Added: 11-10-99
Read by: Racso
Description: With no other options, Abra tries to transfer some of his
intelligents to the Monster.
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From: Sky Render
Subject: [Finally!] Young Pokenstein, Part VII
Date: Thursday, October 21, 1999 10:49 PM
I finally wrote it! It took me about 6 centuries (more like six weeks) to
finally gather enough patience and persistence to do this, but I've done it.
Heh, enjoy it!
PART VII: The Big Finale
SCENE: The Lab (Not looking good for Abra. The villagers are practically
on top of him and his assistants, and Raichu can't keep them back.)
RAICHU: Only ten more seconds! (Is knocked aside by Mr. Mime) Ouch!
Stupid bastard!
(The people start flooding down the stairs, right at Abra. Jigglypuff
screams in horror as they hover over his motionless body, weapons over
their heads. Suddenly, a voice stops them.)
VOICE: Don't touch that Pokemon!
(They all look around, confused. Then they see that the monster is
getting off of the table.)
MONSTER: I said don't touch that Pokemon! He has done nothing to you.
MR. MIME: What are you talking about? What about you?
MONSTER: Me? I'm this poor doctor's last hope. He wanted to prove that
nothing like myself can possibly exist. When I first woke up, I knew I
was not normal. I became violent. I was the MONSTER! (Everyone cringes
in fear) But I'm not that any longer. This great Pokemon has given me
a part of his brain, so that I can think! He has saved me from an
everlasting agony. I wish to make amends to all of you, and enstate
myself as a citizen of Pokenstein.
MR. MIME: Well, then... Let me be the first to welcome you to our fine
town, Mr. Monster! (The monster and Mr. Mime shake hands, and the
monster, being so powerful, pulls Mr. Mime's arm right out of its
socket.) SHIT!!! TO THE LUMBERYARDS!!!
(Everyone but the inhabitants of the castle leave. Jigglypuff goes
over to Abra.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, doctor! Are you alright?
ABRA: (Waking up) Yes, just fine. Did it work?
RAICHU: I don't think "work" is quite the right word for it. Let's
jus' say, the monster's not an idiot any more.
ABRA: Ah, excellent! (Gets off of the table, and walks over to his
monster.) How does it feel to be intelligent?
MONSTER: Not sure... I feel like I forgot something...
(Just then, Persian appears at the door to the lab.)
PERSIAN: You big brute! You left me out there, all alone! What were
you thinking?!
ABRA: P... Persian?! What happened to you?... Where the hell are your
clothes?!
MONSTER: Oh, no. Now I remember...
PERSIAN: That's right you big... Oh! Hello, Abra. Er... (Covers
herself) I... was just... er... Oh, screw it! Come on, ya big brute!
MONSTER: If I must... (Follows Persian up the stairs.)
ABRA: Now THERE'S a relationship I never expected. My own Persian, a
bride of a monster... Oh, well! Right, Jigglypuff?
JIGGLYPUFF: I guess so, doctor. Shall we go, then?
ABRA: Yes, why not. Come along Raichu, Jynx. (A cart turns over, and
vehement swearing can be heard from the streets.) Er... We really
need to do something about your name... What's your last name?
JYNX: My last name? Fruchenshliezenheimer.
ABRA: On... second thought... Let's just call you Jynx. (Another cart
turns over outside, and a very angry farmer begins cursing his head
off.)
RAICHU: Er, right. Let's go, then. (All leave, and Raichu, giving
one last glance, shuts off the lights and closes the door.)
SCENE: Monster's Bedroom (It's several days later. The monster and
Persian have been wed. Abra and Jigglypuff married each other, too,
and each couple is enjoying their honeymoon.)
PERSIAN: (Walking out of the bathroom with a wild hairdo) What do
you think? Hissssss!
MONSTER: (Rolls eyes) Whatever... (Returns to reading "Grey's Anatomy)
PERSIAN: Hmph! You're just no fun lately.
(Meanwhile, in Abra and Jigglypuff's suite...)
ABRA: How does it feel, Mrs. Abra?
JIGGLYPUFF: Quite well, Mr. Abra. I'll be right out. (Goes into the
bathroom.)
ABRA: Wow! (Suddenly, he looks up, almost in a trance. Jigglypuff is
singing the enticing melody that was previously played on the electric
guitar.) Mmmmmm... (Abra begins acting like a zombie, walking around
aimlessly, trying to locate the music.)
(Several minutes later... Jigglypuff is lying in bed, and Abra comes
into the room, moaning and appearing to sleepwalk.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Mmmm...
(Abra gets into bed, still somewhat trance-like.)
JIGGLYPUFF: You know, you never told me something, Abra. When you gave
a part of your magnificent brain to that horrid monster, what did you
ever get in return for it?
ABRA: (Evil grin)
JIGGLYPUFF: Ah! Oh my! Oh... Oh...! OH!!! (begins singing) Ah, sweet
mystery of life, I've finally found you!
(And they continue all night.)
El Fin!
And thus ends Young Pokenstein! Commentary? Any suggestions on what to go on
to next?
--
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part VII: The Big Finale
File Name: young_pokenstein_07.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: R
Size: 9KB
Type: lime
Action: Abra-Jigglypuff, C;
Added: 11-10-99
Read by: Racso
Description: With no other options, Abra tries to transfer some of his
intelligents to the Monster.
===========================================================================
From: Sky Render
Subject: [Finally!] Young Pokenstein, Part VII
Date: Thursday, October 21, 1999 10:49 PM
I finally wrote it! It took me about 6 centuries (more like six weeks) to
finally gather enough patience and persistence to do this, but I've done it.
Heh, enjoy it!
PART VII: The Big Finale
SCENE: The Lab (Not looking good for Abra. The villagers are practically
on top of him and his assistants, and Raichu can't keep them back.)
RAICHU: Only ten more seconds! (Is knocked aside by Mr. Mime) Ouch!
Stupid bastard!
(The people start flooding down the stairs, right at Abra. Jigglypuff
screams in horror as they hover over his motionless body, weapons over
their heads. Suddenly, a voice stops them.)
VOICE: Don't touch that Pokemon!
(They all look around, confused. Then they see that the monster is
getting off of the table.)
MONSTER: I said don't touch that Pokemon! He has done nothing to you.
MR. MIME: What are you talking about? What about you?
MONSTER: Me? I'm this poor doctor's last hope. He wanted to prove that
nothing like myself can possibly exist. When I first woke up, I knew I
was not normal. I became violent. I was the MONSTER! (Everyone cringes
in fear) But I'm not that any longer. This great Pokemon has given me
a part of his brain, so that I can think! He has saved me from an
everlasting agony. I wish to make amends to all of you, and enstate
myself as a citizen of Pokenstein.
MR. MIME: Well, then... Let me be the first to welcome you to our fine
town, Mr. Monster! (The monster and Mr. Mime shake hands, and the
monster, being so powerful, pulls Mr. Mime's arm right out of its
socket.) SHIT!!! TO THE LUMBERYARDS!!!
(Everyone but the inhabitants of the castle leave. Jigglypuff goes
over to Abra.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, doctor! Are you alright?
ABRA: (Waking up) Yes, just fine. Did it work?
RAICHU: I don't think "work" is quite the right word for it. Let's
jus' say, the monster's not an idiot any more.
ABRA: Ah, excellent! (Gets off of the table, and walks over to his
monster.) How does it feel to be intelligent?
MONSTER: Not sure... I feel like I forgot something...
(Just then, Persian appears at the door to the lab.)
PERSIAN: You big brute! You left me out there, all alone! What were
you thinking?!
ABRA: P... Persian?! What happened to you?... Where the hell are your
clothes?!
MONSTER: Oh, no. Now I remember...
PERSIAN: That's right you big... Oh! Hello, Abra. Er... (Covers
herself) I... was just... er... Oh, screw it! Come on, ya big brute!
MONSTER: If I must... (Follows Persian up the stairs.)
ABRA: Now THERE'S a relationship I never expected. My own Persian, a
bride of a monster... Oh, well! Right, Jigglypuff?
JIGGLYPUFF: I guess so, doctor. Shall we go, then?
ABRA: Yes, why not. Come along Raichu, Jynx. (A cart turns over, and
vehement swearing can be heard from the streets.) Er... We really
need to do something about your name... What's your last name?
JYNX: My last name? Fruchenshliezenheimer.
ABRA: On... second thought... Let's just call you Jynx. (Another cart
turns over outside, and a very angry farmer begins cursing his head
off.)
RAICHU: Er, right. Let's go, then. (All leave, and Raichu, giving
one last glance, shuts off the lights and closes the door.)
SCENE: Monster's Bedroom (It's several days later. The monster and
Persian have been wed. Abra and Jigglypuff married each other, too,
and each couple is enjoying their honeymoon.)
PERSIAN: (Walking out of the bathroom with a wild hairdo) What do
you think? Hissssss!
MONSTER: (Rolls eyes) Whatever... (Returns to reading "Grey's Anatomy)
PERSIAN: Hmph! You're just no fun lately.
(Meanwhile, in Abra and Jigglypuff's suite...)
ABRA: How does it feel, Mrs. Abra?
JIGGLYPUFF: Quite well, Mr. Abra. I'll be right out. (Goes into the
bathroom.)
ABRA: Wow! (Suddenly, he looks up, almost in a trance. Jigglypuff is
singing the enticing melody that was previously played on the electric
guitar.) Mmmmmm... (Abra begins acting like a zombie, walking around
aimlessly, trying to locate the music.)
(Several minutes later... Jigglypuff is lying in bed, and Abra comes
into the room, moaning and appearing to sleepwalk.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Mmmm...
(Abra gets into bed, still somewhat trance-like.)
JIGGLYPUFF: You know, you never told me something, Abra. When you gave
a part of your magnificent brain to that horrid monster, what did you
ever get in return for it?
ABRA: (Evil grin)
JIGGLYPUFF: Ah! Oh my! Oh... Oh...! OH!!! (begins singing) Ah, sweet
mystery of life, I've finally found you!
(And they continue all night.)
El Fin!
And thus ends Young Pokenstein! Commentary? Any suggestions on what to go on
to next?
--
���ζ� - Sabaki no sora - Sky Render
The poster previously known as Doom Guru and Doom Guru X.
ICQ: 2632972 AIM: SkyRendrX
Current Position: Enraged Magidrakee, and the
Prime Minister of the Forest of Mua.
Remove the corrupt universe to e-mail me
home page: http://sky_render.tripod.com * Sky Render's Domain
Reviewer * Maktos.Com * http://www.maktos.com
Awards, Etc.:
ONE THOUSAND POSTS TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY
Giver of Impaled Cow points
Owner of An Obscure Little Book
1265459.14159265359 metal arm points
23 Bliss points * 2 Wyvern points * 60 Slut points