AGNPH Stories

The Joys and Pains of Parenthood by coloneldheavy


Story Notes:

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Author's Chapter Notes:

Will have vore! ;D
I am currently post this with my 3DS so don't expect alot of updates. Anyway, hope you enjoy it as much as I have. xD


'Sigh' I've got to be the happiest parent alive. My scaly skin lied sprawled out on my homes floor, well, not really just my home. You see I have two mates and two sons, both are very loyal and devoted to me, and the reason being, my boys and mates are one in the same. Now before you go off on a tangent about how that's morally wrong, they're not really my children, not by blood anyway. I adopted them a good number of years ago, it's funny to look back, a little bit after I had taken the both of them in. The community of Pokémon the three of us lived in at the time, tried to take my baby boys because they thought I was going to eat them, funny right?

Hm. I guess, in thinking about the past, I have failed to properly introduce myself, my name is Crystal, or mom, as my sons call me. Now, from a far off glance, I appear to be normal, but upon closer inspection, I'm actually bigger by half the size of my kin. I have smooth blue scales along my body, a white color down my belly and across my body, and two dark blue orbs near the tip of my tail, one smaller than the other. I also have an orb of the same color on my neck, a small ivory horn on my forehead, and two small fluffy wings on either side of my skull. So if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a Dragonair, albeit a large one.

Oh, would you look at the time, I have know what, I'll just be completely honest here, I have to regurgitate my boys. Yes, I did in fact 'eat' my children, but not for sustenance, it's because they like to be 'eaten', as strange as that sounds. When we were traveling to find a home, I would carry them in my maw, so that may be a reason as to why they like to be swallowed by me, but that was before they evolved and many years ago. Anyway, come back later and you'll meet my wonderful children before we shut in for the night.

Some time later...

"Mom, can we do that again tomorrow?" A small yellow and brown colored mouse asked me within my coils, along with a blue, black, and cream colored biped canine.

"No dear, I have to eat tomorrow, remember? After I have, It'll be be a whole week before I will be able to swallow either you or your brother." I replied softly. The small rodent's facial expression went from hopeful to discouraged shortly after my reply, which was a little disheartening, but there's nothing I can do to change that.

"We can still do the other things." I suggested, hopefully to cheer him up.

"I know, I just love going into your belly." He said happily. I looked down at my other son to see that he looked pretty exuasted, it seems he is slowly fading into sleep.

"Your brother seems about ready to fall asleep any second. I think we should follow suit." I proposed, as my Pikachu son snuggled up against his adopted brother. I lowered my head to softly rub my cheek against his and lick it for good night.

"Good night dear." I repeated my gestures to my Lucario son, but I didn't get a reply from him because he was already sleeping soundly. Right behind my children, I lay my head on my coils and slowly drift towards that blissful, black limbo known as sleep.

Chapter End Notes:

Fun fact: My Dragonairs have a tongue that is unlike your normal snake Pokémon. Mine are long, thick, and wide(that's what she said ;D).

Updates will be slow, so I'm sorry in the future concerning that. So I hope you enjoy this little bit.

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    The Wild-Card!
    Reviewer: Captain_Dragonuv
    Date:Apr 19 2013 Chapter:Introduction
    Odd yet interesting... 'Nuff said.

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