Through, Space, Sky and Magic
Narrator: When we last left our heroes they were on their way home from the Hoenn League and
Director: Next!
Narrator: What the...I've done this for who knows how many seasons and you're firing me?!
Director: Uh...yeah next!
Narrator 2: When we left last our heroes...hey it's Cinco de Mayo! Hooray! Yo es un calloso esclavo por el presidente!
Director: Next!
Mr. Incredible: When we left last our heroes...What heroes! They capture animals and slew them around in balls I mean I have super strength and...
Elastigirl: Oh shut up Bob you don't have any real super powers.
Dash: Hey no forcefields Vi!
Violet: Mom just get dad out of here.
Director:Next!
Invader Zim: I will rule the world and this TV show. Ah ha ha ha! When we left those miserable people...
Director: Perfect! You are the new narrator.
Zim: When we last left those miserable people they had been decapitated and only their heads were left as the heroes.
Ash, Misty, and Brock: What the...
Ash: Cool we're heads!
Misty: Ash, shutup! You are such a dumb-ass
Brock: I know how am I ever going to have sex again!
Misty: Shut up! The only person you ever had sex was with James.
Brock.....So!
Meanwhile while they were in the forest. Two Exeggcute were bouncing by...
Exeggcute 1: Hey more Exeggcute to join us.
Exeggcute 2: No they're not they're more of those pesky humans who always try to put is in those cramped little balls. Just my luck, I happen to have one of those balls in vortex forms. Sianara losers.
Exeggcute hurls the ball capturing Ash, Misty, and Brock and sending them into an endless vortex.
Brak: And that's why I like to eat boogers.
Space Ghost: That's just disgusting Brak.
Zorak: Why don't you two just shut up and get on with our bleak meaningless lives.
The three heads of Ash, Misty, and Brock land on the set of "Cartoon Planet."
Zorak: Hey sweet! Bon-bons.
Space Ghost: Those arent' bon-bons you stupid mantis those are human heads.
Zorak: Even better!
Brak: One time at school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank when the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, class I want you to write a paper using your notes. So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eat cake. I got an F...
Zorak: Shutup you stupid whatever you are I want to eat.
Space Ghost: Yeah just eat them so we can get on with the show.
Misty and Brock: Ahhh!
Ash's head just sits there with a blank look on his face drool dripping from his mouth. Zorak eats them as they go into another vortex placing them in a very poorly drawn room of a kid about 10 years of age.
Brock: Where the heck are we now?
Misty: I don't know but judging by the two fish in the fishbowl...
Timmy Turner walks in the room.
Timmy: Ok Cosmo and Wanda let's do some wishing.
Wanda: OK Timmy, but shouldn't we do something about the three heads on the floor?
Cosmo: No way, shrunken heads are cooooel!
Timmy: Ahh what the heck are they doing here. They look like the heads from the anime show Maho Mushi.
Cosmo: No they're from Pokemon silly.
Timmy: Well put them somewhere else!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof Ash, Misty, and Brock to another room.
Mr. Crocker: What was that? Ah three shrunken heads from the hit show Pokemon. This can only be the work of...FAIRY GOD PARENTS! I shall destroy them with my Fairy Butterfly Net of Doom.
Misty and Brock: Nooooo!
Ash: Oh no we're going to get eaten by a mantis!
Misty: That was a way back you idiot! How on earth did these people who write on AGNPH think I could actually have sex with you. You are such a dumb-ass.
The butterfly net sends them flying off into the Dimmsdale Pond.
When the three heroes land they see a pineapple, an Easter Island head, and a rock with an attenae on it.
Brock: Oh great not the set of the juvenile cartoon...
Spongebob: Spongebob Squarepants is ready! Good morning world.
Squidward: Spongebob, will you pipe down I'm trying to play my clarinet badly but you are so darn loud.
Patrick: Good morning everybody! Hey Squidward, is it time to ruin your day already!?
Squidward: I hate my life!
Spongebob: Hey Patrick what are those three heads from another cartoon doing on our street.
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Spongebob. I just heard that you have three heads on your street we should sell them for money.
The Flying Dutchman appears.
The Flying Dutchman: No they will become part of me ghostly crew since you idiots keep on bugging me and doing a terrible job.
Misty: Actually, Ash is an idiot.
Flying Dutchman: Oh. Then be gone with you.
The Flying Dutchman smacks the three heads of Ash, Misty, and Brock all the way over to a city slum into a bar. Crashing through the floor they see two people having sex. It is Squall from Final Fantasy 8, and Tifa from Final Fantasy 7.
Squall: What the! Why are you interrupting my one chance to have sex with Tifa while Cloud is gone.
Tifa: Shutup Squall and continue to fuck me don't worry about them.
Squall continues to hump Tifa harder her boobs bouncing up and down. She moans as Squall continues to pump his rod in and out of her pussy.
Tifa: We...don't...uh...know...who...you...are...need...to...get...out...of...here..now.
With this she manages to punch all three heads up into the sky. Cloud comes down on the pinball machine
Cloud: What the fuck is going on! Squall why are you in Final Fantasy 7 fucking my girl.
Squall: Don't pretend like I didn't see you in my game fucking Quistis.
Cloud: You have a crush on Quistis I thought it was Rinoa.
Squall: Of course not. Rinoa is a lesbian and she's going out with Selphie right now.
Meanwhile Ash, Misty, and Brock continue to fly in the sky which cartoon will they land at next? Find out next time in the next chapter of Scrambled Eggs.
By the way how did those writers at AGNPH expect Misty and Ash to have sex. Dr. Gamez stab them in the face like you said you would.
Director: Next!
Narrator: What the...I've done this for who knows how many seasons and you're firing me?!
Director: Uh...yeah next!
Narrator 2: When we left last our heroes...hey it's Cinco de Mayo! Hooray! Yo es un calloso esclavo por el presidente!
Director: Next!
Mr. Incredible: When we left last our heroes...What heroes! They capture animals and slew them around in balls I mean I have super strength and...
Elastigirl: Oh shut up Bob you don't have any real super powers.
Dash: Hey no forcefields Vi!
Violet: Mom just get dad out of here.
Director:Next!
Invader Zim: I will rule the world and this TV show. Ah ha ha ha! When we left those miserable people...
Director: Perfect! You are the new narrator.
Zim: When we last left those miserable people they had been decapitated and only their heads were left as the heroes.
Ash, Misty, and Brock: What the...
Ash: Cool we're heads!
Misty: Ash, shutup! You are such a dumb-ass
Brock: I know how am I ever going to have sex again!
Misty: Shut up! The only person you ever had sex was with James.
Brock.....So!
Meanwhile while they were in the forest. Two Exeggcute were bouncing by...
Exeggcute 1: Hey more Exeggcute to join us.
Exeggcute 2: No they're not they're more of those pesky humans who always try to put is in those cramped little balls. Just my luck, I happen to have one of those balls in vortex forms. Sianara losers.
Exeggcute hurls the ball capturing Ash, Misty, and Brock and sending them into an endless vortex.
Brak: And that's why I like to eat boogers.
Space Ghost: That's just disgusting Brak.
Zorak: Why don't you two just shut up and get on with our bleak meaningless lives.
The three heads of Ash, Misty, and Brock land on the set of "Cartoon Planet."
Zorak: Hey sweet! Bon-bons.
Space Ghost: Those arent' bon-bons you stupid mantis those are human heads.
Zorak: Even better!
Brak: One time at school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank when the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, class I want you to write a paper using your notes. So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eat cake. I got an F...
Zorak: Shutup you stupid whatever you are I want to eat.
Space Ghost: Yeah just eat them so we can get on with the show.
Misty and Brock: Ahhh!
Ash's head just sits there with a blank look on his face drool dripping from his mouth. Zorak eats them as they go into another vortex placing them in a very poorly drawn room of a kid about 10 years of age.
Brock: Where the heck are we now?
Misty: I don't know but judging by the two fish in the fishbowl...
Timmy Turner walks in the room.
Timmy: Ok Cosmo and Wanda let's do some wishing.
Wanda: OK Timmy, but shouldn't we do something about the three heads on the floor?
Cosmo: No way, shrunken heads are cooooel!
Timmy: Ahh what the heck are they doing here. They look like the heads from the anime show Maho Mushi.
Cosmo: No they're from Pokemon silly.
Timmy: Well put them somewhere else!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and poof Ash, Misty, and Brock to another room.
Mr. Crocker: What was that? Ah three shrunken heads from the hit show Pokemon. This can only be the work of...FAIRY GOD PARENTS! I shall destroy them with my Fairy Butterfly Net of Doom.
Misty and Brock: Nooooo!
Ash: Oh no we're going to get eaten by a mantis!
Misty: That was a way back you idiot! How on earth did these people who write on AGNPH think I could actually have sex with you. You are such a dumb-ass.
The butterfly net sends them flying off into the Dimmsdale Pond.
When the three heroes land they see a pineapple, an Easter Island head, and a rock with an attenae on it.
Brock: Oh great not the set of the juvenile cartoon...
Spongebob: Spongebob Squarepants is ready! Good morning world.
Squidward: Spongebob, will you pipe down I'm trying to play my clarinet badly but you are so darn loud.
Patrick: Good morning everybody! Hey Squidward, is it time to ruin your day already!?
Squidward: I hate my life!
Spongebob: Hey Patrick what are those three heads from another cartoon doing on our street.
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Spongebob. I just heard that you have three heads on your street we should sell them for money.
The Flying Dutchman appears.
The Flying Dutchman: No they will become part of me ghostly crew since you idiots keep on bugging me and doing a terrible job.
Misty: Actually, Ash is an idiot.
Flying Dutchman: Oh. Then be gone with you.
The Flying Dutchman smacks the three heads of Ash, Misty, and Brock all the way over to a city slum into a bar. Crashing through the floor they see two people having sex. It is Squall from Final Fantasy 8, and Tifa from Final Fantasy 7.
Squall: What the! Why are you interrupting my one chance to have sex with Tifa while Cloud is gone.
Tifa: Shutup Squall and continue to fuck me don't worry about them.
Squall continues to hump Tifa harder her boobs bouncing up and down. She moans as Squall continues to pump his rod in and out of her pussy.
Tifa: We...don't...uh...know...who...you...are...need...to...get...out...of...here..now.
With this she manages to punch all three heads up into the sky. Cloud comes down on the pinball machine
Cloud: What the fuck is going on! Squall why are you in Final Fantasy 7 fucking my girl.
Squall: Don't pretend like I didn't see you in my game fucking Quistis.
Cloud: You have a crush on Quistis I thought it was Rinoa.
Squall: Of course not. Rinoa is a lesbian and she's going out with Selphie right now.
Meanwhile Ash, Misty, and Brock continue to fly in the sky which cartoon will they land at next? Find out next time in the next chapter of Scrambled Eggs.
By the way how did those writers at AGNPH expect Misty and Ash to have sex. Dr. Gamez stab them in the face like you said you would.