AGNPH Stories
 

Importable misson by The Pest

 
 

the laundry

this is my 2nd story but I still have bad spelling and grimmer but I'll but a nother one here. There is no yiffing in this serious.

A tall pikachu morph walk in a room after he got the mail. Acrossed the room was a charmaner morph smaller then him was waiting for his friend to return. "We got a tape in the mail." the pikachu said. "I thought we where out of the spy business?" the charmander ask. "We're never out of the spy business Colin. Not as long as tapes keep coming to the door." the pikachu. they both walk to the tape player. "How would you like to make money in...." the voice of the tape was cut-off as they stop it and turned it to the other side. "Good morning gentlemen." As the tape said. the voice come from a abra by the name of Greg Proops. "Hows that cold of yours Ryan?" Greg asked the pikachu. "It's pittey much cleared up." Ryan said. "What am I, noughthing?" Colin ask with a boldvine showing on his forehead {It's not a forehead, its a five-head(bald joke)}. "I like to chat but I got 9osnijia8siv8isv (the tape was being fast-forword). Gentlemen todays misson is of grey importunes. The Mirror of groovefunkastand is coming to see the president how-ever his flight has been delied and boornuse is durty. Your misson is to go to the George C. Klock hotel, you don't know, never mind, and clean a new boornuse for him. This tape well selfdestruct as soon as you thouwn it out the win..." the tape was cut off again as they open the window and thouwn it out as it bust in to flames. "Well we got a misson so lets get to it." Colin said to pika friend Ryan. "You got your thomes guide?" Ryan ask. they zip though the book to find where the hotel is so they could find it. "E-5." as they pointed it out. Out side Ryan notice something "Oh my god, my car is in the shop." he said. "lucky they marked the whole town in big numbers and letters." Colin pointed out. "Wait a minute we at E-4 already." Ryan said. "I didn't know that we lived so close to the hotel." Ryan said. " Well nokidding. We never looked out the window except to throw bruning tapes out!" Colin said. "We need to reach to that balcony that seems to be realy high." Ryan pointed to the ninthe or tenth flour of the building. "Wait your hair!" Colin said. "What?" Ryan ask as he was clueless about what his charmander friend just said. "You know its just one long strand." Colin pointed-out. "You said you never mention that again." the pikachu yelled. Colin grabed his tall friend's brown hair, put a hook in it and tossed it to the balcony. "O.k. now wreal us up" Colin said. They started to go up the building by a long, strong strand of hair. "By the way I love you." Ryan said as they reached half way up. "Stop it!" Yelled Colin. They finale reached the balcony but as the pikachu morph try to open the door but couldn't and he heard voices coming from the room. "The door is lock and theres people inside, we need to make a diversion so they can leave and I can sneak in to get the garment." said Ryan. The charmander open the door and yelled "FIRE!!!" for a diversion. "Well that was easy." Ryan said. They started to look around the room for the garment. "What are we looking for?" asked Ryan "A boornuse." said Colin "Do you have any idea what it looks like?" Ryan asked again "It looks like a boornuse." Colin said. "There it is!" He pointed out. "We can''t go down stares....The bath tup. We'll use the bath tup to wash it." Ryan said as he got the idea. "Wait, the falsest rigged!" Colin warned. "What?" Ryan asked, clueless again. "The falsest rigged!" Cilon said again. "In what way?" the pikachu asked. " With a explosive! How long have you been a spy?!" Colin yelled "I guest they don't like people taking baths in this room." Ryan said. " Why don't we just flush it down the toilet." Colin said as he ripe the falsest and put it in the toilet. "But how that gonna help?" Ryan ask as his charmander friend try to flush it. BOOM "Oh stand back." Ryan yelled as the water from the toilet flies up into the air. "It filled up the tup but we need some sort of detergent." the pikachu said. "Detergent, detergent, the skitty, no thats no good." Colin yelled as he try to think of something. "Wait a minute bars of soap, theres nothing but bars of soap, but we have to addetergent them in some way." the piakchu said as he put the soap in the water. "Give me the beans." Colin said as he hold out his hand for the can od beans. He sittes at the edge of the tup as he eats the can of beans so he could frat in the water. "Its working..... its cleand." Ryan said as he toke the wet and soapy garment and blow on it to dry it off. "Its taking too long. This snickerfluckerfillmore well be here." the charmander pointed out as he got the wong. "Well we got to dry it off somehow." Ryan said as he try not to laugh. "The skitty!" Colin yelled out as he used thr small cat like pokemon to dry it off . "Its clean but we need some fabric softener." Coline said. "Fabric softener?" Ryan ask as he try to kept his cool and not laugh. "Well you can't have static clean or the boornuse well stick to his......thing. The skitty." Colin yelled as he used the cat pokemon to "help" them again but Ryan whent to keep a eye out. "Anyone caming?" Colin asked his tall pikachu friend. "N..no." Ryan yelled back try hard not to laugh. "Its perfect, its perfect." Colin yelled as he was done and Ryan walked back in the room. "You better module it." Colin said to Ryan. Ryan put it on and walked around the room but as he toke it off, bad luck happen. "Oh! It fell the tup. Wait a minute, the skitty." Ryan said, thinking on the misson and not whats funny. "The skitty wet now!" Colin yelled as the cat pokemon walked and shacking the water off it's paws. "Give me a match." Colin said as he got another idea. Ryan gived his charmander friend a match. Colin used his hip to light the match and used it to dry out the boornuse but it catch on fire and burned to ashs. "It's okey, I have a extra boornuse." Colin said as he pulled one out of his jacket.

Things you could say to your dog but not you girlfriend: What did you just do, what did you just do, do I have to rub your noise in that. Cum. I'm gonna give you a nice bath and then a big bone. Grab the ball, grab the ball. Get off the mailman, get off the mailaman.

O.k. I know the ending has no pokemon so I might
kept doing this with other stuff. Sorry if I mis-spelled
anything again.

Notes: Some pokemon like skitty can be pets.
I know I got that one word wong.
and I got the idea while I was whachting Whose line.

crazy as crazy, the man of many voice.
the pest

p.s. what happen to that flash cartoon of latios and latias?

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