Well that was a weird doctor's visit. It started normally, like any other. He recorded my height, 4'11 (150cm), still a short stack, then my weight, 111 lbs (50kg), nice I lost weight, the doctor then asked a few questions that were mildly uncomfortable but I trust him, he's my doctor, usual stuff. I got a vaccine for some std I don't really care about because I'm not exactly sexually active, and then the doctor told me something. He told me I had something called a "Maternus" mutation, it's not harmful or anything it's actually very rare that it even works but still he thought I should know about it. Apparently this rare mutation made so I had the ability to get pregnant or something?

He said that I've got a very, very tiny womb inside of me that, if I was to get impregnated, would grow to accommodate the size a baby. He also assured me that for it to even work the sperm would have to be very strong to reach the eggs before dying, they actually had a name for that, they said that men with strong enough and fertile enough sperm to impregnate someone like me likely has some other "gestator" mutation that is also very rare and relatively inconsequential. So I mostly have nothing to worry about, the chances of me meeting someone with that mutation is very low and even then I don't really shoot that way. "So where does it come out?" I asked, naturally because what the fuck? He described how my dick would kind of shrink and form into a sort of pussy for it to come out of? It would go back to normal soon after giving birth but Jesus Christ what the actual fuck is this mutation, you guys are really gonna have to suspend your disbelief for this one (sorry).

Well now that I'm done recounting my visit with the doctor's I had yesterday it's time to talk about today. Today is the first day of the fall semester, I'm a sophomore at Brightspark University, I don't have much friends at all I've been too shy to talk to anyone except for my bud Theo. He's a feraligatr, about 2 feet taller than me and he's mischievous and stuff, always picking on me, making fun of short I am and how I'm still a middle evolution, but in, like, a friend way, he's also shares my dorm, that's how we met. He's a bit of a himbo, kind of dumb and silly, but really big and muscular and he goes to the gym and stuff. He's always asking me to come with him and I just refuse, well I tried once but it felt like I was on fire and that all of limbs were desperately begging for the sweet release of death. He said that that it gets better over time but I just don't have the commitment.

I put on a green hoodie over a white t-shirt, it matches with my skin tone and I don't want to wear anything too vibrant like the plastics from mean girls that canonically exist in this universe for some reason. For my pants I just go with some simple blue jeans, nothing crazy. My first class is actually one I'm fairly interested in. It was simply titled "Experimental Biology", and I don't know what the fuck that means but I liked biology as a subject in high school, it should be a fairly easy class because I already know most of the material, also Theo decided to take it with me so that's a plus! On my way to class I run into him in the hallway, "Hey Theo!" I said with a small wave.

"What's up pipsqueak" He greeted me back. He calls me 'pipsqueak' and 'short stack' so much I'm not fully convinced he remembers my name.

"You excited to start experimental biology?" I ask him optimistically. "I know I certainly am."

"I only joined the class for the free credit, I'm just gonna copy off of you." Theo explained with his hands on the back of his head.

"Typical" I mutter with a smirk as we reach the door and we enter the lecture hall, it's relatively small compared to the other classes I had last year, and there's only like 12 students? I imagine there must be more people that signed up for this class but as the professor started his lecture nobody else came into the class, by the end of the class it was still just me, Theo and the other 12. I also look around and notice it's only guys in the classroom. Theo seems to not be phased at all by the strangeness of this but he also thought I was a girl for like a whole month when we first met so I don't expect him to notice anything out of the ordinary. I look to the professor, I should probably listen to him. He's a Charizard, I can't imagine he's too much taller than Theo but he's certainly around that height. He's muscular and has a brown suit and brown khakis, his large wings are proudly shown off and twitch occasionally as he talks.

I look around and take note of the other students. There's an incineroar, a pretty buff Arcanine, a wimpy looking typhlosion, a lopunny who has this constant sinister grin on his face, there's also a lucario, ninetails, blazekin, umbreon, jolteon, toxtricity, grovile, and a machoke. I'd say about half of them are pretty muscular but the rest of them, the lucario, jolteon, grovile and ninetails are more regular body shapes. Not necessarily skinny like I am but not exactly muscular. I look back to the professor. He's talking about his syllabus and stuff, boring first day things. His name is Mr. Volcaryn, a bit on the nose if you ask me but I guess he didn't really choose it. 

Towards the end of the lecture Mr. Volcaryn opens the floor up to questions. I raise my hand up. "Why are there so few people in this class. Are we missing people or?" He looks at me and tilts his head.

"Did you not read the syllabus before signing up for the class" He asks me passive aggressively. "You're supposed to do that." I look down  embarrassed. I totally didn't read the syllabus. That probably would have explained a lot about the class, like what the fuck experimental means.

"This class is very small because I wanted a small class. I was very selective with who I decided to let in." I look to Theo who somehow got into this class and kind of doubt he was that selective. "Believe it or not but I had a reason for every single one of you to be in here. I have information about all of you that was very illegal to get, don't look too far into it, it was on the syllabus so if you didn't want me invading your privacy you shouldn't have signed up." I accept all that because I'm actually pretty interested in this class, I need the credit, and also getting a professor fired for stealing all of my personal information is not the story that's being told here. Looks like I'm in for an interesting year.