AGNPH Stories
 

The I.T. Guy by darai

 
 

The I.T. Guy

The I.T. Guy
Written by: DaRai

It was just another normal day at the office, or so it seemed to the raichu. Just another day, dealing with the usual nit-picking problems these people had with their computers. That's the life of the I.T. guy, and it's the life the raichu is living. As it had been all week, the problems that were coming in were small and fairly easy to solve. But to the uninitiated, the small problems seemed like all-out catastrophies. One such catastrophy was that someone knocked a box off of the copy machine, which fell onto the network cable in the machine, and ripping it out of the socket. This was left alone until someone with a rush job came in and noticed that the copier would not scan his documents. And so an emergency call was put through to I.T., interrupting a heated game of Doom. The two members of I.T., a raichu and his best friend, a jolteon, were called into action. A replacement NIC and some new patch cable later, and the copier was running like new again. The catastrophy was averted.

As friends normally do, the raichu and the jolteon would always joke around with one another. And as of late, they're jokes were getting closer to the line you don't cross in a corporate environment: the line beteen joking and sexual harassment.
"Hey buddy," the jolteon started with a sarcastic tone, "I understand that you have a rather big cock, for a mouse."
"Hey, I understand that your cock is rather small for a jolteon!" The raichu shot back.
They both laughed at the exchange. But just around the corner, the administrator of the office had heard the whole thing.

She was not a lady to be trifled with, no matter how good she looks. And no one dared suggest that she was a hothead, even considering that she was a vulpix. They turned the corner to head back to their offices, but came to a dead halt when they found her standing in their way. How much had she heard?
"Both of you, get to my office now!" She said.
They knew that she must have heard them. They moved quickly, and she was hot on their heels. Once in her office, she closed the door with a little more force than she really should have. She sat at her desk, staring daggers at the two young men, who were now fearing for their jobs.
"I don't know why you two insist on being such goof-offs, but the foolishness WILL end today! You two have a history of making jokes at other's expense, playing video games on company time, not to mention company property, and don't you DARE think for a second that I don't know about your little net snooping programs. I'm not that computer illiterate." She said, her voice continuing to rise. "And now, to top it all off, you decide to go and make sexual jokes out in the open where anyone could hear you! Do you realize the trouble you could have caused if anyone else except me would have heard that little exchange? Do you?"
Their chagrined expressions told her that they did indeed realize that.
"This is your last warning. Straighten up and fly right or start looking for a new job. Now get out of here before I change my mind and fire you both!" She shouted.
They both stood up, but she pointed at the raichu.
"You stay. There's something else we need to discuss." She said.
The raichu and jolteon exchanged a glance, and then the jolteon left the office, closing the door quietly behind him. Once the door was closed, the vulpix let out a sigh.
"This is just between you and me, because I trust you more than I trust him." She said, taking on a calmer tone. "My computer at home has been acting up. It's very slow and I keep getting pop-ups. Do you think you could come by tonight and have a look at it?"
The raichu looked confused.
"But you said..." He started, but she cut him off.
"I am computer literate, but mine at home is a real mess and I'd like a professional to look at it. There's a bite to eat in it for you if you'll do it for me." She said.
Food? That got his attention.
"Well sure. What time should I come by?" He asked.
"I like to unwind a bit after work, so about seven-ish?" She replied.
"Alright, I'll be there." He said.
"Oh, and don't go telling your friend, or anyone else for that matter.
Wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong idea." She said.
He nodded, knowing what she meant. She was known to be single, and it would look bad on both of them if it was known that he was going over to her place to "fix her computer". People have such dirty minds these days.

It was nearly seven o'clock when the raichu pulled up in his dirt encrusted Beretta, with the 'I read your e-mail' bumper sticker being the only clean spot on the car. The windows were down, and anyone nearby would be able to hear the distinct techno beats of a popular underground video game music remix group. Having thought ahead, he had burned a CD with all the tools he would need to combat a spyware infested computer, along with a copy of one of the latest free antivirus programs with its latest defintion files. He also brought along his laptop with a direct connection cabe, just in case. He was totally ready to have at that computer. She, on the other hand, was looking for something more, but unfortunately for him, he wasn't paying attention.
She opened the door as he turned off his car. She was dressed in a large t-shirt that was hanging off one shoulder, and a pair of rather loose shorts.
"My computer is in the bedroom, you don't mind do you?" She asked.
"Uh, don't mind at all." He said, hardly noticing that her clothes were barely hanging onto her body.
She led him through her small house, and into her bedroom. The computer was on a side table right next to the bed.
"Nice setup. You don't even have to get outta bed to check your e-mail." He commented.
He wasn't trying to be funny. He sat himself at the computer and leaned his laptop up against the CPU, placed his CD of tools on top of the CPU, and fired it up.
"It's probably just some spyware." He said as the OS came to life.
Once the desktop appeared, all hell broke loose. Spyware and adware programs loaded, causing pop-ups and error messages since there was no internet connection.
"Your internet isn't working." He said.
"I pulled it to stop those things. Guess it didn't work." She said.
There was a certain breathlessness to her voice that he wasn't paying attention to. Once things calmed down, he rebooted the machine into safe-mode, which allowed him to put his spyware blasting software in, and he took that opportunity to update her antivirus program, since she was using the same one as he was. And then it occured to him that he had suggested that particular brand to her. He smiled, feeling good that she had taken his advice. Once the installations finished, he started up the virusscan.
"This won't take long. It's probably just a lot of spyware." He said and turned his head to face her. "I've got antispyware and anti...vir...us... Buh?"
He had been stopped in mid sentance by the sight her laying on her side, with one hand down the front of her shorts, obviosly pleasuring herself, with a come-hither look in her eyes.
"You know," She said breathlessly, "I think you're rather cute when you get all wrapped up in your work like that."
For some reason, he had suddenly forgotten how to talk, and could only let out a nervous squeak. She giggled, a rare thing indeed. She then pulled her hand out of her shorts, her fingers had been moistened considerably. She licked her fingers clean and then got up on her hands and knees.
"Listen, we both are in situations where we don't have the time or energy to go out looking for love." She said.
He responded with a nod. It was true. After work, he didn't feel like going out. And he had other financial responsibilities which left him too broke for a girlfriend.
"So why don't we do each other a favor, hmm?" She said as she sat up and started to lift her shirt, just revealing the underside of her generous breasts. "You do know what to do with a woman, don't you?"
He nodded and finally remembered how to put words together in a coherent sentance.
"Y-yeah, I do, but what about..." He asked, but she cut him off.
"Let it run." She said as she pulled the shirt up over her head and dropped it to the floor.
This was the stuff his dreams were made of! :e couldn't help but stare at her chest, not quite sure if he was dreaming or not. She giggled again.
"Well? Are you going to come over here, or are you going to stare at me all night?" She asked.
Oh yeah. He crawled on the bed and approached her. She leaned back a little and tilted her head up. This was something he had fantasized about for years, and so knew exactly what he wanted to do.

He leaned in and started to kiss at her neck, and reached up to fondle one of her breasts. She responded with light moans, telling him that he was on the right track. He moved down and took the other nipple into his mouth and teased it with his tongue until it hardened. He tweaked and pinched the other nipple with his fingers until it too hardened.
Once her nipples were both like pebbles, he straightened up and pulled off his shirt, revealing a fairly well built upper body. She took notice of that immediately, and ran her fingers up and down his chest.
"Mmmmm, you've been working out." She said, with a hint of want in her voice.
He nodded. He had been working out, since he bought that exersize machine for his home. She leaned towards him and planted kisses on his chest, and teased his nipples with her tongue. She glanced downward to see that his pants suddenly looked painfully tight. She smiled and leaned back on the bed and started to squirm out of her shorts. Once out of them, she was wearing nothing but a pair of panties made of a very light fabric, and there was a small tear on the top.
"You know what I like about men who work out?" She asked, but before he could answer, she continued. "I like how they tear off my clothes."
She fingered the tear in her panties. He grinned and the grabbed her panties. With one good pull, they tore apart with the sound of ripping fabric. She let out a moan at the sound of her panties being ripped off her body. With her panties now gone, he could smell the scent of her arousal, and it was getting thicker by the second.

He got down on the bed and dragged his tongue along the length of her moistened slit, from bottom to top and then began do suck gently on her clit. As he sucked on her clit, he teased it with her tongue. As he had hoped, the teasing was getting to her as he heard her moans of pleasure and felt her juices flowing onto his bottom lip and chin. She then moved back a little, and he sat up from her movement. She made a hand gesture towards his pants. He then opened his pants and slid out of them, leaving him in only his white boxers, which did little to hide the fact that he was quite aroused. She moved over and grabbed the elastic waistband and pulled his boxers off of him, freeing his manhood. She eyed the large shaft with great interest.
"Mmmm, so the rumors are true. You do have a big cock for a mouse." She said with a wry smile.
He laughed.
"Well, it just goes to show that you should believe what you hear." He said.
She wrapped her hand around his shaft and began to stroke it gently, causing a bead of precum to form on the tip. She leand in and licked the precum bead, bringing about a soft groan of pleasure from him. She then moved in and dragged her tongue along the underside of his hardened shaft from the base to tip, and then back down again. She cradled his ballsack in one hand and rubbed the topside of his cock with her other hand as she ran her tongue against the sensitive underside. Precum drooled from the head of his cock as she orally pleasured his manhood, which she hungrilly lapped up.
"Y-you've done this before." He stammered out between groans of pleasure.
She laughed a little and then took the head of his shaft into her mouth and suckled on it while she stroked the rest of his shaft with her hand. As she sucked and stroked him, she still cradled his balls lovingly. He laid down on his back as she started to shift around so that her nether regions were over his face. She looked back at him with want in her eyes, and held her tails up high for him. He immediately planted his lips around her clitorous and began to suck on it and tease it with his tongue, making her moan with pleasure. She took his shaft into her mouth and began to suck on it vigorously, and she moaned around his cock as she eagerly sucked on it. He then grabbed her hips and nudged her to roll over, which she did without resistance. He moved himself with her so that now he was on top of her, burying his face against her hot, wet sex. She had to lean up a little to suck on his dangling cock. He soon felt himself approaching climax, and so doubled his efforts on her sex to bring about her orgasm first. He drove his tonge between the lips of her sex, parting them just enough so that he could push his tongue into her, and rub it against her sensitive inner walls. His efforts were answered by her gripping his shaft and furiously pumping it as she wailed in ecstasy as his tongue had driven her to the edge of climax. He forced himself to keep his orgasm at bay as his tongue worked wildly on and in her hot sex. She finally gave in to the pleasure, and climaxed. Her orgasm rocked her body, making her scream out in pleasure, and she pumped his cock furiously as she came, until he too came. Her orgasm induced pumping of his cock sent his seed onto her face and chest, and the last few shots landed on her lips.

He flopped down on his side on the bed next to her. She sat up and began the process of cleaning herself up by wiping up his seed and depositing it into her mouth. As she cleaned herself, he rolled onto his back and looked over at the computer. The virusscan had long since finished, and had picked up only some spyware. He reached over to the mouse, quarantined what it had found, and deleted the quarantine files.
"Did it find anything?" She asked.
"No viruses. Just a little malware." He said.
She laid down next to him, draping an arm across his chest.
"So now what?" She asked.
"Now I need to run the spyware scan." He said.
"How long will that take?" She asked with a smile.
"Oh I can make it last for a good while." He replied.
She reached down to fondle his still hardened manhood as he fired up the antispyware program. He set it to do a triple deep memory, hard disk, and archive scan. That was the longest scan to do. He started the scan and then turned back to her.
"Ready for more?" He asked.
She grinned and rolled onto her back. He got up over her, sitting between her legs. He leaned down over her and planted a passionate kiss on her lips. As they kissed, she raised her legs into a spread-eagle position, and he grabbed both legs. She reached over and aimed the head of his shaft at her waiting entrance. He let out a pleasured groan as he slid his shaft into her hot wet sex, and she moaned as she felt herself penetrated. He held her legs as far apart and as close to her body as they would allow, and used them for leverage as he began to move his shaft back and forth inside her. Her moans got louder as she felt him moving between her sensitive inner walls. Once he developed a steady pace, he dropped one leg and moved her onto her side, holding up the other leg as he pumped into her sideways. She groped her chest with one hand and was rubbing her clit with the other to increase the ecstasy she was feeling from his shaft thrusting into her. He watched her play with herself as he pumped into her, both of them getting only hotter from it all. He then moved her again onto her back and then pulled her up onto his lap. She immediately planted a hot, passionate kiss on his lips and the began to move herself up and down on his shaft. As she bounced on his cock, she moaned out loudly and lustfully. He then laid himself down on his back, and she increased her pace. Her thighs and rear slapped against him as she came down. Her moans of please filled his ears and the scent of her arousal was thick in the air around them.
She soon started to call out his name as she felt herself starting to approach climax. He then sat up and moved to get her onto her hands and knees. He had to exit her when she got up off of him, and he stroked his shaft as he watched her reposition herself. As soon as she was on her hands and knees, she took to masturbating furiously until she felt the head of his cock pressing against her entrance once again.

He pressed his cock against her entrance and slid into her with only slight resistance as she had become accustomed to his size. He grabbed her hips and began to thrust into her harder and faster than before. He soon began to feel the familiar tingle of his oncoming climax, and from the sounds of her moaning and how she was calling his name, he figured that she was not far from coming either. He held onto her with a strong grip, thrusting into her with wild abandon. She gripped the bed covers as she wailed in ecstasy. She looked over her shoulder, her eyes full of want and lust.
"I'm very close!" She cried out lustfully. "Please, I want it inside of me!"
He could only nod as he pushed himself ever closer to his climax. She began to tremble as her own climax began to rise up.

There was a sound like someone screaming from far away. She soon realized that it was her own voice. She felt like she was in another world, a world of pure ecstasy. Her entire body was enveloped in a certain warmth, one which she could not explain. She could still feel him moving inside of her. But everything seemed to move in slow motion at this point. Everything felt so warm, so nice. She didn't want this moment to end. But as quickly as the moment came, it passed. The world resumed its normal speed and she felt him explode inside of her. He began to shoot his seed deep inside of her hot sex, groaning with every shot. It was soon too much for her sex to handle, and so it began to leak out. His movements slowed, and then came to a stop. After a moment, he pulled out of her and let gravity take over, slumping down on his side, and then rolling onto his back. With a little effort, she managed to lay next to him, and snuggled up to him. It was a long time before they stirred.
"That was incredible. I've never had an orgasm like that before." She said breathlessly.
He was going to make a comment about being just that good, but he held his tongue. He looked over at the computer, almost forgetting about it. The adware scan had long since finished and had displayed its findings, and there was plenty to sift through. But for now, it could wait.
 
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