Alcohol and Rodents Don't Mix
===========================================================================
The Official AGNPH Archive
http://www.agnph.net/
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Alcohol and Rodents Don't Mix
File Name: alcohol_and_rodents_dont_mix.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: XXX
Size: 6KB
Type: lemon
Action: Pikachu-Jinx, C;
Added: 10-03-99
Read by: Racso
Description: A drunken Pikachu gets it on with a drunken Jinx.
===========================================================================
Alcohol and Rodents Don't Mix
A silly little lemon, indeed
Well, I'm frickin' bored, and I got a neat little idea while chatting
with SaraJ on AIM. Hehehehe... Anyway, on with the... disclaimer! Had
ya there for a sec, didn't I?
* The Copy N' Paste Lemon Disclaimer (patent pending in 12 countries) *
If you're not of legal age to read this in your country, state, city,
or even planet, then you should probably not read it. If you do, don't
blame me for the inevitable damage it will do to your mind, nor any
secondary damage to limbs, life, family members, friends, etc. If you
can't stand up to that, do not continue.
And now, on with the show!
Pikachu looked around carefully. It was about midnight, and everyone
was fast asleep in Ash's house. He smiled evilly. Time to have fun...
Getting up from his spot on Ash's chest, he headed for the kitchen.
He'd always had a problem with getting drunk, ever since he had tried
some back when Professor Oak caught him. He hurried over to the liquor
cabinet, and opened it. His eyes widened, and a single thought passed
through his head: JACKPOT! He snatched a bottle of Tequila, and ripped
off the lid. In a single chug, he swallowed half the bottle. He looked
around dizzily, and smiled. Man, he loved that shit! He took another
swig...
* * * Two Hours Later * * *
Pikachu let out a burp, and tried to focus on the liquor cabinet. A
useless attempt. The cabinet, previously stocked to the brim with
virtually every type of alcohol known to man, was almost empty.
Pikachu tried to stand up, but fell down, completely zonked. He tried
again, but only managed to puke on himself. He tried again, and managed
to get up to a swaying stand. What a great night, he thought drunkenly,
and started towards the door. As he reached the doorknob, the door swung
open, smashing him between the wall and door. A Jynx walked in, quite
obviously almost as drunk as Pikachu was. Slamming the door shut, Jynx
noticed the squashed little Pikachu, covered in vomit.
"Hey sher, little fehlla... Whanna fuck?" Pikachu looked up at the
figure that towered over him. He couldn't even tell if it was alive or
not. "Shure... wheresh the bed?" Jynx fell on top of Pikachu. "Shcrew
the bedsh..." She forced herself onto Pikachu's dick, which was very
soft at the moment. He was having some trouble getting himself up to
having sex. He tried, but only managed to urinate all over Jynx. "Hey,
play fair!" Jynx said, and started up again. Pikachu was just drunk
enough to enjoy it, and started to get hard. Jynx began to pump fast,
and Pikachu began to feel a bit... sick. Jynx continued for a good two
minutes before her (somewhat) willing partner orgasmed, then puked all
over her. "Heh, shat wash fuhn..." Jynx said, then puked on Pikachu.
They both passed out.
* * * Sometime the Next Morning * * *
"AAAAASH!!!"
Ash jumped up out of bed, and hit his head on the cieling. "Ow!
What's wrong, mom?" His mother held up an empty bottle of Burboun.
"How do you explain THIS?!" Ash blinked. "Huh? What the...? Where's
Pikachu?!" His mother grabbed him by the ear. "You're about to have a
lot more to worry about than some stupid little electric rat!" Ash
cringed. "Ow, mom! I didn't drink it, okay? I'm worried, because
Professor Oak told me Pikachu was an alcoholic!" Ash's mom let go of his
ear, and just stared at him. "WHAT?!" Ash sighed. "Pikachu is an
alcoholic. That's what Professor Oak told me, anyways..." Meanwhile,
Pikachu was waking up, quite sober now. He noticed a strange mass on top
of him. As he looked up, he almost puked in disgust. What the heck was
a JYNX doing on top of him?! He struggled out from under it, and hurried
to the bathroom to have a good session with the toilet. A few minutes
later, Jynx woke up, and seeing that she was somewhere she'd never been,
teleported away. She wondered, as she arrived at the North Pole, why she
was covered with vomit and urine.
Ash went into the bathroom. "Man, where is he... huh? Pikachu!" He
saw that his pokemon was standing over the toilet bowl, forcing himself
to vomit. "Stop that, Pikachu! Why are you vomiting?" Pikachu looked
up, saw Ash, and started to force himself to puke even harder. "Ash, I
can't... oh, good you found him. What the hell is he doing?" Ash
shrugged. "I don't know. Hangover, I guess..." Pikachu stepped away
from the toilet, still dizzy and weak. He looked at Ash's mother,
grabbed his lips, and rushed back to the porcelain bowl. "Er... I'll let
you take care of this, Ash. I'll be making breakfast."
Ash turned to Pikachu. "What on earth happened to you, Pikachu?"
Pikachu turned his head weakly to Ash, and did a short pantomime. Ash
stood there, rather green. "Eaah..." he said, then rushed to join
Pikachu at the edge of the toilet. Several minutes later, they came to
the breakfast table, both still a bit green. "Well, whatever happened,
I'm glad it's over. Now, how about my newest dish?" She uncovered the
main dish. "Jynx Pancakes!" Ash and Pikachu looked at each other, then
rushed to the toilet again. It was going to be a veeeery long morning...
El Fin! ^_^
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||/ Collaborated position
-AGNPH Psychotic Boat Driver-
The Official AGNPH Archive
http://www.agnph.net/
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Alcohol and Rodents Don't Mix
File Name: alcohol_and_rodents_dont_mix.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: XXX
Size: 6KB
Type: lemon
Action: Pikachu-Jinx, C;
Added: 10-03-99
Read by: Racso
Description: A drunken Pikachu gets it on with a drunken Jinx.
===========================================================================
Alcohol and Rodents Don't Mix
A silly little lemon, indeed
Well, I'm frickin' bored, and I got a neat little idea while chatting
with SaraJ on AIM. Hehehehe... Anyway, on with the... disclaimer! Had
ya there for a sec, didn't I?
* The Copy N' Paste Lemon Disclaimer (patent pending in 12 countries) *
If you're not of legal age to read this in your country, state, city,
or even planet, then you should probably not read it. If you do, don't
blame me for the inevitable damage it will do to your mind, nor any
secondary damage to limbs, life, family members, friends, etc. If you
can't stand up to that, do not continue.
And now, on with the show!
Pikachu looked around carefully. It was about midnight, and everyone
was fast asleep in Ash's house. He smiled evilly. Time to have fun...
Getting up from his spot on Ash's chest, he headed for the kitchen.
He'd always had a problem with getting drunk, ever since he had tried
some back when Professor Oak caught him. He hurried over to the liquor
cabinet, and opened it. His eyes widened, and a single thought passed
through his head: JACKPOT! He snatched a bottle of Tequila, and ripped
off the lid. In a single chug, he swallowed half the bottle. He looked
around dizzily, and smiled. Man, he loved that shit! He took another
swig...
* * * Two Hours Later * * *
Pikachu let out a burp, and tried to focus on the liquor cabinet. A
useless attempt. The cabinet, previously stocked to the brim with
virtually every type of alcohol known to man, was almost empty.
Pikachu tried to stand up, but fell down, completely zonked. He tried
again, but only managed to puke on himself. He tried again, and managed
to get up to a swaying stand. What a great night, he thought drunkenly,
and started towards the door. As he reached the doorknob, the door swung
open, smashing him between the wall and door. A Jynx walked in, quite
obviously almost as drunk as Pikachu was. Slamming the door shut, Jynx
noticed the squashed little Pikachu, covered in vomit.
"Hey sher, little fehlla... Whanna fuck?" Pikachu looked up at the
figure that towered over him. He couldn't even tell if it was alive or
not. "Shure... wheresh the bed?" Jynx fell on top of Pikachu. "Shcrew
the bedsh..." She forced herself onto Pikachu's dick, which was very
soft at the moment. He was having some trouble getting himself up to
having sex. He tried, but only managed to urinate all over Jynx. "Hey,
play fair!" Jynx said, and started up again. Pikachu was just drunk
enough to enjoy it, and started to get hard. Jynx began to pump fast,
and Pikachu began to feel a bit... sick. Jynx continued for a good two
minutes before her (somewhat) willing partner orgasmed, then puked all
over her. "Heh, shat wash fuhn..." Jynx said, then puked on Pikachu.
They both passed out.
* * * Sometime the Next Morning * * *
"AAAAASH!!!"
Ash jumped up out of bed, and hit his head on the cieling. "Ow!
What's wrong, mom?" His mother held up an empty bottle of Burboun.
"How do you explain THIS?!" Ash blinked. "Huh? What the...? Where's
Pikachu?!" His mother grabbed him by the ear. "You're about to have a
lot more to worry about than some stupid little electric rat!" Ash
cringed. "Ow, mom! I didn't drink it, okay? I'm worried, because
Professor Oak told me Pikachu was an alcoholic!" Ash's mom let go of his
ear, and just stared at him. "WHAT?!" Ash sighed. "Pikachu is an
alcoholic. That's what Professor Oak told me, anyways..." Meanwhile,
Pikachu was waking up, quite sober now. He noticed a strange mass on top
of him. As he looked up, he almost puked in disgust. What the heck was
a JYNX doing on top of him?! He struggled out from under it, and hurried
to the bathroom to have a good session with the toilet. A few minutes
later, Jynx woke up, and seeing that she was somewhere she'd never been,
teleported away. She wondered, as she arrived at the North Pole, why she
was covered with vomit and urine.
Ash went into the bathroom. "Man, where is he... huh? Pikachu!" He
saw that his pokemon was standing over the toilet bowl, forcing himself
to vomit. "Stop that, Pikachu! Why are you vomiting?" Pikachu looked
up, saw Ash, and started to force himself to puke even harder. "Ash, I
can't... oh, good you found him. What the hell is he doing?" Ash
shrugged. "I don't know. Hangover, I guess..." Pikachu stepped away
from the toilet, still dizzy and weak. He looked at Ash's mother,
grabbed his lips, and rushed back to the porcelain bowl. "Er... I'll let
you take care of this, Ash. I'll be making breakfast."
Ash turned to Pikachu. "What on earth happened to you, Pikachu?"
Pikachu turned his head weakly to Ash, and did a short pantomime. Ash
stood there, rather green. "Eaah..." he said, then rushed to join
Pikachu at the edge of the toilet. Several minutes later, they came to
the breakfast table, both still a bit green. "Well, whatever happened,
I'm glad it's over. Now, how about my newest dish?" She uncovered the
main dish. "Jynx Pancakes!" Ash and Pikachu looked at each other, then
rushed to the toilet again. It was going to be a veeeery long morning...
El Fin! ^_^
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||/ Collaborated position
-AGNPH Psychotic Boat Driver-
Chapter End Notes:
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended, and is applicable for all consecutive chapters that follow.