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TROUBLE IN PARADISE
TROUBLE IN PARADISE
Pikachu have you seen my pokeball with charizard in it? Ash asked searching his backpack.
"Sweat drop" sorry honey, no I haven't. Pikachu lied.
Do you think it was stolen? Ash said looking worried.
Just then misty walked in smelling faintly of cum.
Pikachu looked at misty and went wide eyed as she saw a drop of what could be none other than charizard's cum on her cheek.
Pikachu immediately ran up to misty and jumped on her shoulder licking her cheek.
Why did you do that for pika-mufhum? Pikachu had put her tail over misty's mouth in an attempt to keep her from causing suspicion.
Hey misty what's up...umm honey what are you doing? Ash said noticing pikachu's tail over misty's mouth.
Nothing honey! Just thought I would greet misty is all. Pikachu said red faced.
Gah! Boy am I glad I never gave him a blowjob...that charizard's cum is way too spicy! Pikachu thought bitterly.
As misty walked over to Ash she accidentally dropped charizard's pokeball out of her purse.
Hey that's charizard's pokeball! What did you steal my pokemon misty?!
I didn't! I borrowed him! Misty said trying to defend herself.
I can't believe you would take one of my own pokemon with out my permission! Ash said looking outraged.
Misty was now very red in the face. If you really need to know I asked Pikachu to get charizard's pokeball so I could have sex with him since I could never have you, Ash katchem! At this she ran out the door very red faced as she ran out.
Ash's face was blank. He didn't know what to think of this. Then his thoughts went on what she had just said.
You stole charizard and gave him to her so she could have sex with him? Ash asked Pikachu his temper rising once again.
Hey, I was doing her a favor! She was desperate and I wanted to help her! I know what it's like to go for years with out sex. Pikachu said defending herself now.
Oh and that makes it ok for you to just take my pokemon and do with them as you wish?! Ash yelled his temper reaching its breaking point.
Pokemon have rights too you know! They aren't something you can control and bend to your every wim! Pikachu screamed back her temper rising as well.
They are my pokemon! What I do with them is none of your concern! Ash retorted.
I'm one of your pokemon! Does that mean I am supposed to do what you wish?! Pikachu screamed back.
You're different! You aren't like the others! Ash said in a slightly calmer voice.
Oh, I'm different eh? Tell me how I'm different from any other pokemon out there then? Is it just because I fell in love with you, had sex with you, and bared your children? Is that makes me different? Pikachu said with a look of anger ash had never seen before on her face.
Ash was taken back by this, he was left speechless as Pikachu walked out the door and kicked it shut with her hind legs causing it to slam loudly.
Misty, where are you? Pikachu called out. Pikachu knew misty couldn't understand pokespeak but at least she could hear her and flag her down.
Pikachu searched goldenrod city for hours but saw no trace of her.
Damn you Ash! Why can't you understand? Pokemon are just like human beings, we have a soul just like humans. Our only differences lie in our looks and our language we speak. Can you even see past those things? Pikachu thought to herself sitting on a bench in the park crying.
Just then Pikachu saw a trainer walk up to her.
Looky here, it's a Pikachu! The trainer said pulling out of his pokedex.
Pikachu rolled her eyes. Great here we go again, another pokedex description.
Pikachu, the electric mouse pokemon, It lives in forests with others. It stores electricity in the pouches on its cheeks. The pokedex said.
Well, that's a new one on me, must have updated the pokedex again. Pikachu thought remembering the definition she heard when ash first saw her.
I'm going to catch you Pikachu. The trainer said smiling.
Who there boy, I'm already spoken for! In more ways than one I might add! Pikachu said but it only came out as pokespeak.
Go, geodude! The trainer yelled throwing out a pokeball.
Shit, a rock type! This guy is no amateur that's for sure! Pikachu thought evading geodude's rockthrow attack.
Geodude use headbutt! The trainer said.
Geodude charged at Pikachu and hit her square on.
Pikachu was knocked into a backwards roll and into a nearby lamp post knocking her for a loop.
Pokeball go! The trainer yelled as he chucked a pokeball at Pikachu.
Pikachu opened her eyes dazed to see the pokeball flying at her.
OH, SHIT! Pikachu yelled out using agility to evade the pokeball.
Now I really wish Ash hadn't released me the day he proposed. Pikachu thought franticly.
Geodude use rockthrow! The trainer yelled.
Pikachu was hit hard casing her to fall to the ground.
My children, my future husband...if I'm caught I'll never see them again...Pikachu thought horribly as the trainer once again chucked a pokeball at her.Chapter End Notes:Now here's a cliff-hanger for ya!lol! next update very soon
Pikachu have you seen my pokeball with charizard in it? Ash asked searching his backpack.
"Sweat drop" sorry honey, no I haven't. Pikachu lied.
Do you think it was stolen? Ash said looking worried.
Just then misty walked in smelling faintly of cum.
Pikachu looked at misty and went wide eyed as she saw a drop of what could be none other than charizard's cum on her cheek.
Pikachu immediately ran up to misty and jumped on her shoulder licking her cheek.
Why did you do that for pika-mufhum? Pikachu had put her tail over misty's mouth in an attempt to keep her from causing suspicion.
Hey misty what's up...umm honey what are you doing? Ash said noticing pikachu's tail over misty's mouth.
Nothing honey! Just thought I would greet misty is all. Pikachu said red faced.
Gah! Boy am I glad I never gave him a blowjob...that charizard's cum is way too spicy! Pikachu thought bitterly.
As misty walked over to Ash she accidentally dropped charizard's pokeball out of her purse.
Hey that's charizard's pokeball! What did you steal my pokemon misty?!
I didn't! I borrowed him! Misty said trying to defend herself.
I can't believe you would take one of my own pokemon with out my permission! Ash said looking outraged.
Misty was now very red in the face. If you really need to know I asked Pikachu to get charizard's pokeball so I could have sex with him since I could never have you, Ash katchem! At this she ran out the door very red faced as she ran out.
Ash's face was blank. He didn't know what to think of this. Then his thoughts went on what she had just said.
You stole charizard and gave him to her so she could have sex with him? Ash asked Pikachu his temper rising once again.
Hey, I was doing her a favor! She was desperate and I wanted to help her! I know what it's like to go for years with out sex. Pikachu said defending herself now.
Oh and that makes it ok for you to just take my pokemon and do with them as you wish?! Ash yelled his temper reaching its breaking point.
Pokemon have rights too you know! They aren't something you can control and bend to your every wim! Pikachu screamed back her temper rising as well.
They are my pokemon! What I do with them is none of your concern! Ash retorted.
I'm one of your pokemon! Does that mean I am supposed to do what you wish?! Pikachu screamed back.
You're different! You aren't like the others! Ash said in a slightly calmer voice.
Oh, I'm different eh? Tell me how I'm different from any other pokemon out there then? Is it just because I fell in love with you, had sex with you, and bared your children? Is that makes me different? Pikachu said with a look of anger ash had never seen before on her face.
Ash was taken back by this, he was left speechless as Pikachu walked out the door and kicked it shut with her hind legs causing it to slam loudly.
Misty, where are you? Pikachu called out. Pikachu knew misty couldn't understand pokespeak but at least she could hear her and flag her down.
Pikachu searched goldenrod city for hours but saw no trace of her.
Damn you Ash! Why can't you understand? Pokemon are just like human beings, we have a soul just like humans. Our only differences lie in our looks and our language we speak. Can you even see past those things? Pikachu thought to herself sitting on a bench in the park crying.
Just then Pikachu saw a trainer walk up to her.
Looky here, it's a Pikachu! The trainer said pulling out of his pokedex.
Pikachu rolled her eyes. Great here we go again, another pokedex description.
Pikachu, the electric mouse pokemon, It lives in forests with others. It stores electricity in the pouches on its cheeks. The pokedex said.
Well, that's a new one on me, must have updated the pokedex again. Pikachu thought remembering the definition she heard when ash first saw her.
I'm going to catch you Pikachu. The trainer said smiling.
Who there boy, I'm already spoken for! In more ways than one I might add! Pikachu said but it only came out as pokespeak.
Go, geodude! The trainer yelled throwing out a pokeball.
Shit, a rock type! This guy is no amateur that's for sure! Pikachu thought evading geodude's rockthrow attack.
Geodude use headbutt! The trainer said.
Geodude charged at Pikachu and hit her square on.
Pikachu was knocked into a backwards roll and into a nearby lamp post knocking her for a loop.
Pokeball go! The trainer yelled as he chucked a pokeball at Pikachu.
Pikachu opened her eyes dazed to see the pokeball flying at her.
OH, SHIT! Pikachu yelled out using agility to evade the pokeball.
Now I really wish Ash hadn't released me the day he proposed. Pikachu thought franticly.
Geodude use rockthrow! The trainer yelled.
Pikachu was hit hard casing her to fall to the ground.
My children, my future husband...if I'm caught I'll never see them again...Pikachu thought horribly as the trainer once again chucked a pokeball at her.Chapter End Notes:Now here's a cliff-hanger for ya!lol! next update very soon