Jynx Returns!
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Title: Jynx Returns!
File Name: jynx_returns.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: XXX
Size: 8KB
Type: lemon
Action: Jynx-Pikachu, NC;
Added: 11-09-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Jynx retuns to Ash's house get revenge on Pikachu.
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Jynx Returns!
The sequel to Rodents and Alcohol Don't Mix!
Heh, how could I resist? That story was just too funy! Now, I've written
a little sequel to... er... compliment it. Hehehe... Anyway, enjoy it!
* The Copy N' Paste Lemon Disclaimer (patent pending in 12 countries) *
If you're not of legal age to read this in your country, state, city,
or even planet, then you should probably not read it. If you do, don't
blame me for the inevitable damage it will do to your mind, nor any
secondary damage to limbs, life, family members, friends, etc. If you
can't stand up to that, do not continue.
NOTE: Several weeks have passed. Pikachu's still scarred mentally from
the experience, and Ash hasn't exactly gotten rid of the image, either.
Ash looked up from his hand of cards. Someone was at the door. "I'll get
it, Pikachu," he said, and put down his hand. Once he was gone, Pikachu
snatched it and looked at what he had. He gave an evil chuckle, then set
them back down. Meanwhile, Ash answered the door. He was rather shocked
to see a Jynx, of all things, at the door. Suddenly, an instant replay of
what Pikachu described came back, and he knew he'd never make it to the
toilet fast enough. He puked all over Jynx. Jynx, quite sober, did not
enjoy this in the least bit. She shoved him aside, and headed down the
hall towards his bedroom.
Meanwhile, Pikachu was wondering where Ash was. He decided to go check
and see what was wrong. He stepped out... and practically puked. It was
that Jynx again! His stomach began to churn, and he ran for the bathroom.
As he puked into the bowl, he realized his folly. He was trapped... in a
bathroom... with a Jynx outside! He turned quickly to shut and lock the
door, but it was too late. Jynx was already inside, and had locked them
in. "You little shit!" she said, "You got me pregnant!" Pikachu couldn't
look at her, he was too nauseated. He started puking into the bowl again.
Jynx, none too pleased at this, grabbed the little rodent by the tail.
Pikachu screamed in pain, but it was more of a gurgling cry. Jynx held
the poor little rodent upside-down by his tail, and looked him in the eye.
Pikachu could barely hold his remaining lunch down. "Did you hear me? I
am pregnant with your child, you little twit! Why the fuck did you do this
to me?!" Pikachu couldn't hold it in anymore, he coughed out some more of
his lunch, right onto Jynx. She threw him down onto the linoleum, quite
disgusted at the little mouse. "Just for that, I'll give you a bit of
pain..." Pikachu didn't know what she was talking about, but he didn't
want to find out. He rushed towards the door.
Jynx grabbed his neck, and pulled him back. "Not so fast, rat. This is
going to be fun..." Pikachu looked back reluctantly, and was horrified at
the sight. Jynx had a nasty-looking strap-on posed right over his ass. He
almost fainted at the thought of what would happen next. "Please, don't!"
he cried out, but it was no use. Jynx rammed the huge strap-on into his
ass violently. "AAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Pikachu yelled, and began to violently
claw at the door. "This is what you get, rat!" Jynx said, and began to
pump up and down. In the interest of preserving his rectum, Pikachu started
to slash even faster at the door.
Ash, meanwhile, had regained conciousness. He heard an odd noise coming
from the bathroom. It sounded like... Pikachu?! He rushed to the door,
only to find it locked. Then, he remembered. His lunch was just barely
kept down at the thought. "Pikachu! What's going on in there?" He
managed to ask. "Pika! Pikachu!" a frantic Pikachu cried from the other
side (at least, that's what Ash heard). Pikachu had clawed almost all of
the center of the bathroom door through. Jynx, meanwhile, was going even
faster. "Feel pain, you stupid rat!" she said. Pikachu finally managed
to hack a hole big enough into the door to escape through. He dived
through it, and barreled into Ash.
Jynx looked at the sight before her, and laughed. "This is rich! The
little rat manages to escape, only to give me two fun-toys!" Ash slowly
got up, saw Jynx, and puked all over Pikachu. "Do you ever give up?" he
asked her. She grinned evilly, and opened the bathroom door. As she
stepped out, Ash knew he'd never survive a battle with it. He grabbed his
pokeball for Charizard. "Charizard, go!" Charizard popped out, took one
look at Jynx, and puked. He then rushed back into his pokeball, which
glowed green instead of red. "Crap!" Ash said, "Bulbasaur, go!" His
Bulbasaur came out of its ball, saw Jynx, and fainted. "D'oh! Squirtle,
go!" Squirtle popped out. He took a look at Jynx, screamed out something
rather odd, then dived back into his ball.
"Give it up, kid. Nothing alive can possibly stand the sight of me!"
"We'll see about that!" a voice called. She looked, and saw an odd boy
standing there. He had slitted eyes and dark hair, and held a pokeball
in his outstretched hand. Ash saw who it was. "BROCK!" he said. Brock
didn't even notice Ash as he said to Jynx, "You cannot beat that which
cannot see you, Jynx! Zubat, go!" Zubat emerged, unhindered by Jynx.
"NOOOOO!!!" Jynx cried. "Zubat, blood suck!" Zubat started to chase
Jynx, who fled from the house. "Zubat, return!" The Zubat, having lost
Jynx when she teleported, returned to its pokeball.
Ash looked at Brock. "Brock, how...?" Brock smiled. "Officer Jenny
tipped me off that a violent Jynx was in the neighborhood. I gladly took
the job of tracking it down." Ash sighed in relief. "That Jynx was
really mean to Pikachu." Pikachu got up weakly, his ass hurting. He
was glad to see that at least that stupid strap-on hadn't damaged his
rectum... Well, at least, not in any way he could tell. "Pika, Pikachu!"
he said to Brock. He then promptly fainted.
Brock smiled. "What a cute little rat he can be at times. Well, Ash,
looks like I saved your ass once again. But, er... Where's your bathroom
at?" Ash pointed to the broken door. Brock nodded, then rushed to the
toilet. Ash and Pikachu both rushed to join him, memories of that Jynx
coming back. After a nice long session of hurling, the three left the
bathroom, a bit green, but happy nonetheless.
El Fin! -_^
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The Official AGNPH Archive
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Title: Jynx Returns!
File Name: jynx_returns.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: XXX
Size: 8KB
Type: lemon
Action: Jynx-Pikachu, NC;
Added: 11-09-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Jynx retuns to Ash's house get revenge on Pikachu.
===========================================================================
Jynx Returns!
The sequel to Rodents and Alcohol Don't Mix!
Heh, how could I resist? That story was just too funy! Now, I've written
a little sequel to... er... compliment it. Hehehe... Anyway, enjoy it!
* The Copy N' Paste Lemon Disclaimer (patent pending in 12 countries) *
If you're not of legal age to read this in your country, state, city,
or even planet, then you should probably not read it. If you do, don't
blame me for the inevitable damage it will do to your mind, nor any
secondary damage to limbs, life, family members, friends, etc. If you
can't stand up to that, do not continue.
NOTE: Several weeks have passed. Pikachu's still scarred mentally from
the experience, and Ash hasn't exactly gotten rid of the image, either.
Ash looked up from his hand of cards. Someone was at the door. "I'll get
it, Pikachu," he said, and put down his hand. Once he was gone, Pikachu
snatched it and looked at what he had. He gave an evil chuckle, then set
them back down. Meanwhile, Ash answered the door. He was rather shocked
to see a Jynx, of all things, at the door. Suddenly, an instant replay of
what Pikachu described came back, and he knew he'd never make it to the
toilet fast enough. He puked all over Jynx. Jynx, quite sober, did not
enjoy this in the least bit. She shoved him aside, and headed down the
hall towards his bedroom.
Meanwhile, Pikachu was wondering where Ash was. He decided to go check
and see what was wrong. He stepped out... and practically puked. It was
that Jynx again! His stomach began to churn, and he ran for the bathroom.
As he puked into the bowl, he realized his folly. He was trapped... in a
bathroom... with a Jynx outside! He turned quickly to shut and lock the
door, but it was too late. Jynx was already inside, and had locked them
in. "You little shit!" she said, "You got me pregnant!" Pikachu couldn't
look at her, he was too nauseated. He started puking into the bowl again.
Jynx, none too pleased at this, grabbed the little rodent by the tail.
Pikachu screamed in pain, but it was more of a gurgling cry. Jynx held
the poor little rodent upside-down by his tail, and looked him in the eye.
Pikachu could barely hold his remaining lunch down. "Did you hear me? I
am pregnant with your child, you little twit! Why the fuck did you do this
to me?!" Pikachu couldn't hold it in anymore, he coughed out some more of
his lunch, right onto Jynx. She threw him down onto the linoleum, quite
disgusted at the little mouse. "Just for that, I'll give you a bit of
pain..." Pikachu didn't know what she was talking about, but he didn't
want to find out. He rushed towards the door.
Jynx grabbed his neck, and pulled him back. "Not so fast, rat. This is
going to be fun..." Pikachu looked back reluctantly, and was horrified at
the sight. Jynx had a nasty-looking strap-on posed right over his ass. He
almost fainted at the thought of what would happen next. "Please, don't!"
he cried out, but it was no use. Jynx rammed the huge strap-on into his
ass violently. "AAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Pikachu yelled, and began to violently
claw at the door. "This is what you get, rat!" Jynx said, and began to
pump up and down. In the interest of preserving his rectum, Pikachu started
to slash even faster at the door.
Ash, meanwhile, had regained conciousness. He heard an odd noise coming
from the bathroom. It sounded like... Pikachu?! He rushed to the door,
only to find it locked. Then, he remembered. His lunch was just barely
kept down at the thought. "Pikachu! What's going on in there?" He
managed to ask. "Pika! Pikachu!" a frantic Pikachu cried from the other
side (at least, that's what Ash heard). Pikachu had clawed almost all of
the center of the bathroom door through. Jynx, meanwhile, was going even
faster. "Feel pain, you stupid rat!" she said. Pikachu finally managed
to hack a hole big enough into the door to escape through. He dived
through it, and barreled into Ash.
Jynx looked at the sight before her, and laughed. "This is rich! The
little rat manages to escape, only to give me two fun-toys!" Ash slowly
got up, saw Jynx, and puked all over Pikachu. "Do you ever give up?" he
asked her. She grinned evilly, and opened the bathroom door. As she
stepped out, Ash knew he'd never survive a battle with it. He grabbed his
pokeball for Charizard. "Charizard, go!" Charizard popped out, took one
look at Jynx, and puked. He then rushed back into his pokeball, which
glowed green instead of red. "Crap!" Ash said, "Bulbasaur, go!" His
Bulbasaur came out of its ball, saw Jynx, and fainted. "D'oh! Squirtle,
go!" Squirtle popped out. He took a look at Jynx, screamed out something
rather odd, then dived back into his ball.
"Give it up, kid. Nothing alive can possibly stand the sight of me!"
"We'll see about that!" a voice called. She looked, and saw an odd boy
standing there. He had slitted eyes and dark hair, and held a pokeball
in his outstretched hand. Ash saw who it was. "BROCK!" he said. Brock
didn't even notice Ash as he said to Jynx, "You cannot beat that which
cannot see you, Jynx! Zubat, go!" Zubat emerged, unhindered by Jynx.
"NOOOOO!!!" Jynx cried. "Zubat, blood suck!" Zubat started to chase
Jynx, who fled from the house. "Zubat, return!" The Zubat, having lost
Jynx when she teleported, returned to its pokeball.
Ash looked at Brock. "Brock, how...?" Brock smiled. "Officer Jenny
tipped me off that a violent Jynx was in the neighborhood. I gladly took
the job of tracking it down." Ash sighed in relief. "That Jynx was
really mean to Pikachu." Pikachu got up weakly, his ass hurting. He
was glad to see that at least that stupid strap-on hadn't damaged his
rectum... Well, at least, not in any way he could tell. "Pika, Pikachu!"
he said to Brock. He then promptly fainted.
Brock smiled. "What a cute little rat he can be at times. Well, Ash,
looks like I saved your ass once again. But, er... Where's your bathroom
at?" Ash pointed to the broken door. Brock nodded, then rushed to the
toilet. Ash and Pikachu both rushed to join him, memories of that Jynx
coming back. After a nice long session of hurling, the three left the
bathroom, a bit green, but happy nonetheless.
El Fin! -_^
--
���ζ� - Sabaki no sora - Sky Render
The poster previously known as Doom Guru and Doom Guru X.
ICQ: 2632972 AIM: SkyRendrX
Current Position: Enraged Magidrakee, and the
Prime Minister of the Forest of Mua.
Remove the corrupt universe to e-mail me
home page: http://sky_render.tripod.com * Sky Render's Domain
Reviewer * Maktos.Com * http://www.maktos.com
Awards, Etc.:
ONE THOUSAND POSTS TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY
Giver of Impaled Cow points
Owner of An Obscure Little Book
1265459.14159265359 metal arm points
23 Bliss points * 2 Wyvern points * 60 Slut points
Chapter End Notes:
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