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Well, well, well, It's David Duck with my next lemon. Sorry about the other lemons I'm working on getting delayed, but my creative pond had a few leeks (get it?) so originality has flown south. I also have a problem getting stories out. I'm VERY critical of my own work, although most of you seem to like them. (Thank you, clubhouse? is still on its way) I apologize in advance for any mistakes in formatting; it seems the conversion in posting is not exactly top notch. For those of you who have weak stomachs when it comes to violence, Good for you! Until I get requests otherwise, all of my lemons will be relatively non-violent (a.k.a. no evil lemons).
For those of you who do not like Yaoi, read no further. For everyone else who likes good yiffy fun, read on. I had the idea for this story while going through all the lemons and hentai I had cataloged (a good 14 Meg -zipped) and had the idea of a Vulpix yaoi. Now before a few of you call fowl (he, he) this is a yaoi between a Vulpix and his trainer. I love a good Pokémon/human combo. Different is always good.
By the way, if you are under 18 and found this lemon. Read it you clever little pervert. And if you get caught, standard disclaimers apply.
On with the story (Loud cheering emanates from the crowd)
--Vulpix And His Boy-
Drake (Way too many duck puns for one lemon, huh?) was a typical Pokémon trainer although he still lived at home 3 months out of the year. Drake had caught many Pokémon on his journey and was about a good a trainer as one could get. He was still very young and had no
experience with love. (I'd say he was about Ash's age (whatever you want that to be)) He often slept with his Pokémon (not that way! -well not yet anyway, this is a lemon though) and was very close with all of them. Drake was home alone for the weekend (what else was new) and was looking for something to do. (Same here) He was in the room thumbing through an issue of Pokémon friend and pacing around the room.
He sat down and looked at his belt of pokeballs on the table; Onix, Seel, Parasect, Spearow, Squirtle (my favorite starter), and Vulpix. (Duh! -not much point to the lemon without Vulpix) Vulpix hadn't been let out in a while (except for feedings) and he probably needed some attention. A red beam of light shot out of the pokeball and Vulpix gave a little "vul" and plopped down next to him. Drake started to pet the soft fox and yawned. He glanced at the clock. "Whoa! It's almost 10:00, I better get to bed soon." (I won't use character references for speaking, for only Drake has speaking parts) He turned off the TV and carried Vulpix to his room.
"Vulpix, turn around so I can undress" The Vulpix turned around and covered his eyes with his paw. (So cute!) Drake took off his shirt followed by his pants and socks. Drake was 5'1" with blond hair and was still a little chubby but in good shape. He still had his boxers on when he jumped under the sheets. "Ok, you can turn around now" Vulpix looked over and walked over next to his trainer, laying down to his left. Drake turned over on his side and began stoking Vulpix again. "You're so soft Vulpix" He went on petting his soft pelt and found himself getting an erection. He wished he had one of his plushies in the bed with him, he would often stroke himself with one until it got too weird for him. Vulpix then got under the covers with him and poked his head out of the top.
Drake had an idea, but he would be embarrassed if Vulpix found out what he was doing. He took a chance and took his small penis out of the boxers. He put it in between his fingers and started to stroke himself. Vulpix was totally oblivious and relaxed as the other hand pet him across the back. Drake realized that if he stroked his dick across Vulpix's soft fur it might go along better. Making sure not to poke Vulpix with it, he started to pet Vulpix with his penis. Vulpix noticed an odd lump in his trainers hand but thought nothing of it. Drake slipped and bumped Vulpix's back with his penis. He quickly put the boner back in his boxers and was blushing profusely. "Shoot!" Vulpix glanced under the covers and saw Drake's little member pointing through his boxers. He sighed and pushed himself against the nervous trainer.
This surprised Drake a little, and got him a little more aroused. He took out his dick again and began to glide it in between the little Pokemon's tail. Every now and then his penis would bump Vulpix's sack; this was getting Vulpix a little aroused. He wondered how his male trainer could be turning him on.
-Sidestory-
Although this was not the first time Vulpix did something with a guy. In Vulpix society it is common to use sex as a means of communication. Vulpix as a whole species are a very yiffy group, most of the relationships revolve around sex, sex play and mating. When he was few years younger he and his friend (like most Pix's) would settle arguments with sex play. They would suck on each other's cocks and whoever came first lost the argument and would have to let the other Vulpix mount his rear. Mind you this wasn't painful, but it showed that he lost and was willing to make it up to the winner.
-Back to the show- (yea-ha!)
Vulpix was getting very tired of his sack being prodded so much though. He turned himself around and licked Drakes hairless little member lightly. Drake jumped and lifted the sheets. "What are you doing?!?" Vulpix gave another lick starting at the base of the penis. "Oh, that feels even better then your tails" Vulpix grinned and stuck the entire head in his mouth and started to suck lightly. Drake looked over and saw Vulpix also had a boner; maybe he was having fun also. Drake bent down and sniffed the Pokemon's perky penis it smelt very musky. The trainer took a chance and licked Vulpix's dick; Vulpix moaned and went down all the way on the penis. Drake liked this a lot and returned the favor for Vulpix, enveloping the vulpine penis with one swift motion. His dick was quite salty, but he guessed this was how they where supposed to taste. They got a rhythm down where Vulpix would be at the base of the penis, while drake at the head, both moving in sync (I hate that band) with each other. In very little time Drake felt an odd feeling in his penis, he let go of Vulpix's penis and cried out loud, sending his hot cum deep down Vulpix's gullet. Vulpix welcomed the warm liquid and sucked eagerly, making sure not to miss a drop.
Drake was exhausted but would not abandon Vulpix at a time like this, he figured that Vulpix also wanted to have the same feeling as him. He went down on the fox's penis again and sucked faster then before. Vulpix, very happy that his trainer was thoughtful enough to repay the favor, just lied there and grinned. Drake realized that he shot out some liquid when he came and wondered what Vulpix's would taste like. He didn't have long to wait though; Vulpix shot his hot juice into the young trainers mouth with a loud howl. The warm creamy liquid slid down his throat and it was a little salty, having a slight musky flavor. Drake found this quite tasty and sucked the fire Pokemon dry. Vulpix went over to his tired trainer and licked him on the cheek. Drake gave Vulpix a kiss on his nose and looked lovingly into his Pokemon's eyes. The two nodded off, Drake holding Vulpix tightly in his arms.
-Part 2-(Yes, there's more, I'd never leave you with a short lemon)
Drake awoke the next morning with a big smile on his face, remembering everything from last night, could not remember the last time he slept that well. Vulpix was already awake; sitting at the foot of the bed, he was glad his trainer was happy. He himself was happy that he found a trainer who loved him so much and hoped that last night was not a one-time thing. His parents would not be back until tomorrow and he had the whole day with Vulpix. "Vulpix, did you have fun last night?" Vulpix walked over to his trainers face and licked him on his lips. "I thought so, umm, want to do it again today?" Vulpix shook his head and nuzzled Drake. "Thank you, lets get some breakfast first" Last night's activities had took allot out of the both of them, and they where famished.
He didn't bother getting anymore dressed then his boxers though; he walked out into the kitchen and started breakfast. Drake nuked some sausages and eggs for them. Drake was a little confused about last night but he knew he was in love with Vulpix. Drake knew Vulpix felt the same and did not need to confirm it. The little red fox had finished his eggs and was about to scarf down his sausage when he had an idea. He took one of the sausages in his paw and started to suck it like he did on Drakes penis. "Like playing with your food I see" Drake said giggling. They finished breakfast in a hurry, in anticipation of things to cum. (Hey, my first non-duck pun in this lemon-yes!)
Drake was still too inexperienced at this to start, so he laid down on the couch and grabbed one of Vulpix's tails as he passed. Vulpix gave a false glare at his trainer and smiled. "Vulpix, could you, umm, help me out a little?" Vulpix got the hint and jumped on the couch, between his trainers legs. The Pokemon went down to his trainers ankles and licked in between his toes. "Hey, that tickles!" Vulpix grinned and took his whole pinky toe in his mouth, sucking vigorously. After a few seconds, Vulpix tired of this, and turned towards his trainers crotch. Vulpix had a fiendish idea and stuck his snout under the boxers and tore them apart with his teeth, making sure not to hurt his trainer. "Hey, careful!" Vulpix spit the boxers out on to the floor and looked at Drakes small limp member. Just seeing it sent shivers through the Pokemon and he nudged at the hairless sack. "Boy your nose is cold!" Vulpix pushed his sack upwards with is snout and licked the tender junction between balls and anus. Drake moaned as Vulpix licked up to the base of his penis. He sucked the flaccid organ into his mouth and suckled Drake to a raging erection. Vulpix wanted his trainer in his rear now, but he had to figure out how to get this message across. Drake felt a prodding at his rear and realized that Vulpix had inserted one of his paw pads into his anus. "Hey, that feels kind of cool" Vulpix grinned and turned around, bowing down to show his tight hole. "You want me to stick your butt with my penis?" Vulpix shook his head. Drake realized that his Vulpix wouldn't do anything to hurt him and he must have done this before. "Ok, but I don't want to hurt you" Although Drake had a smaller penis then him, he realized that it would go better if he was lubed up. Vulpix turned around and wet Drakes penis with his tongue. "I thought that you..." It then dawned on him that Vulpix was going to make it easier to go inside. "Oh, I get it, you want to make it more slippery for me" When the Pokemon was satisfied that his trainer was wet enough to take him, he turned around again and braced himself. Drake got up and kneeled into position and touched his penis to the outside rim of Vulpix's anus. He pushed in slightly, the hole enveloping his head. Vulpix stepped backwards, impaling himself on his trainers pole with a loud howl. "Are you ok?" Vulpix shook his head and moaned. Drake started to pump him slowly, loving every moment of it. "Man, you're so warm!" Drake moved faster and faster, getting closer with every pump. Drake was getting into this and grabbed Vulpix's hind legs, to help him thrust harder. All of a sudden Drake came, sending hot cum pulsing through Vulpix. He withdrew and a small bit of cum shot onto the base of Vulpix's tails. Vulpix turned around and licked Drake on his lips. Drake opened his mouth and felt Vulpix's tongue start to feel around. He returned the favor and the two where locked in a passionate kiss.
After the kiss drake looked down at Vulpix with surprise. "Ops, looks like you didn't get yours huh?" Drake bent down and proceeded to suck off the PokÈmon, still a little breathless from before. Vulpix stood on his hind legs and held on to his trainers head with his forepaws, pumping into his face. Drake felt Vulpix quiver a little and gave him one last suck as Vulpix shot his hot love juice into Drakes mouth.
Drake swallowed the liquid down, loving the feeling of it sliding down his throat, the taste on his tongue.
The two laid against each other in a state of pure bliss. Half an hour later Drake was rested and wanted to do something again. "Vulpix, umm.. can you do me up the butt like I did you?" Vulpix was quite surprised that he was ready again (being so young) but Vulpix was willing to help out his trainer. (Not that he would find it the least bit of a chore. He, he) Drake grabbed Vulpix's penis with his hand and started to stoke him till he was hard. And following Vulpix's "training" he licked the Pokemon's cock until it was quite wet.
Drake moved down to the carpet and laid down on his back with his legs spread eagle. Vulpix hopped down and mounted his trainer, slipping his penis in quickly. "Ow! Keep going, you just shocked me a little, that's all" Vulpix pressed his fur against his trainers penis and started to hump him slowly. "That feels.. good" Drake couldn't tell if it was the feeling of his Pokemon fucking his anus or the soft fur stroking that felt better. He didn't care, both where bringing him to incredible high's. Vulpix couldn't remember the last time a fuck had felt this good, he actually liked the smooth feeling of skin rubbing across his belly. With dual stimulation, Drake was the first to cum, with the hot liquid squirting across the PokÈmon's furry chest. Vulpix felt the hot liquid splash across his chest as he came into the waiting trainer.
Vulpix got up and licked the cum off Drakes stomach, Drake helped Vulpix clean the cum of his fur with his own tongue. Drake found his own cum tasted less salty then Vulpix's, but liked it no less. The two fell asleep in each others arms and didn't wake up till that evening.
The next day his parent returned and found a note on the table.
-Mom and Dad,
Left on my Pokemon journey and I'll be back for Christmas.
Sorry for the rush but I need to get out on my own.
I'll call in a few days.
Sincerely, Drake
The two looked over the note, not with sadness, but with joy. They where glad that he was becoming independent. A few miles away Drake and Vulpix watched the sunset, awaiting all that would come their way. Sure they could accomplish anything.
How'd ya like it? I know yaoi isn't everyone's cup of leek tea, but hey I needed to branch out in my writing. Keep yiffing.
Send (or you can post em') comments and request to.
[email protected]
P.s. I except flames as long as they don't point out the obvious. A.k.a. it a yoai.
-The best way to accelerate Windows is through one.
-"When the forces of darkness finally overtake me, I hope I have enough strength left to beat the shit out of Bill Gates."
CEO of Linux Software, A.D. 1999
-Gatomon is to Digimon as Vulpix is to PokÈmon.
-David Duck comparing yiff differences between the two "mons"
-"I'll open up a can of leek slap on your furry little, pokemon, ass!"
-David D
For those of you who do not like Yaoi, read no further. For everyone else who likes good yiffy fun, read on. I had the idea for this story while going through all the lemons and hentai I had cataloged (a good 14 Meg -zipped) and had the idea of a Vulpix yaoi. Now before a few of you call fowl (he, he) this is a yaoi between a Vulpix and his trainer. I love a good Pokémon/human combo. Different is always good.
By the way, if you are under 18 and found this lemon. Read it you clever little pervert. And if you get caught, standard disclaimers apply.
On with the story (Loud cheering emanates from the crowd)
--Vulpix And His Boy-
Drake (Way too many duck puns for one lemon, huh?) was a typical Pokémon trainer although he still lived at home 3 months out of the year. Drake had caught many Pokémon on his journey and was about a good a trainer as one could get. He was still very young and had no
experience with love. (I'd say he was about Ash's age (whatever you want that to be)) He often slept with his Pokémon (not that way! -well not yet anyway, this is a lemon though) and was very close with all of them. Drake was home alone for the weekend (what else was new) and was looking for something to do. (Same here) He was in the room thumbing through an issue of Pokémon friend and pacing around the room.
He sat down and looked at his belt of pokeballs on the table; Onix, Seel, Parasect, Spearow, Squirtle (my favorite starter), and Vulpix. (Duh! -not much point to the lemon without Vulpix) Vulpix hadn't been let out in a while (except for feedings) and he probably needed some attention. A red beam of light shot out of the pokeball and Vulpix gave a little "vul" and plopped down next to him. Drake started to pet the soft fox and yawned. He glanced at the clock. "Whoa! It's almost 10:00, I better get to bed soon." (I won't use character references for speaking, for only Drake has speaking parts) He turned off the TV and carried Vulpix to his room.
"Vulpix, turn around so I can undress" The Vulpix turned around and covered his eyes with his paw. (So cute!) Drake took off his shirt followed by his pants and socks. Drake was 5'1" with blond hair and was still a little chubby but in good shape. He still had his boxers on when he jumped under the sheets. "Ok, you can turn around now" Vulpix looked over and walked over next to his trainer, laying down to his left. Drake turned over on his side and began stoking Vulpix again. "You're so soft Vulpix" He went on petting his soft pelt and found himself getting an erection. He wished he had one of his plushies in the bed with him, he would often stroke himself with one until it got too weird for him. Vulpix then got under the covers with him and poked his head out of the top.
Drake had an idea, but he would be embarrassed if Vulpix found out what he was doing. He took a chance and took his small penis out of the boxers. He put it in between his fingers and started to stroke himself. Vulpix was totally oblivious and relaxed as the other hand pet him across the back. Drake realized that if he stroked his dick across Vulpix's soft fur it might go along better. Making sure not to poke Vulpix with it, he started to pet Vulpix with his penis. Vulpix noticed an odd lump in his trainers hand but thought nothing of it. Drake slipped and bumped Vulpix's back with his penis. He quickly put the boner back in his boxers and was blushing profusely. "Shoot!" Vulpix glanced under the covers and saw Drake's little member pointing through his boxers. He sighed and pushed himself against the nervous trainer.
This surprised Drake a little, and got him a little more aroused. He took out his dick again and began to glide it in between the little Pokemon's tail. Every now and then his penis would bump Vulpix's sack; this was getting Vulpix a little aroused. He wondered how his male trainer could be turning him on.
-Sidestory-
Although this was not the first time Vulpix did something with a guy. In Vulpix society it is common to use sex as a means of communication. Vulpix as a whole species are a very yiffy group, most of the relationships revolve around sex, sex play and mating. When he was few years younger he and his friend (like most Pix's) would settle arguments with sex play. They would suck on each other's cocks and whoever came first lost the argument and would have to let the other Vulpix mount his rear. Mind you this wasn't painful, but it showed that he lost and was willing to make it up to the winner.
-Back to the show- (yea-ha!)
Vulpix was getting very tired of his sack being prodded so much though. He turned himself around and licked Drakes hairless little member lightly. Drake jumped and lifted the sheets. "What are you doing?!?" Vulpix gave another lick starting at the base of the penis. "Oh, that feels even better then your tails" Vulpix grinned and stuck the entire head in his mouth and started to suck lightly. Drake looked over and saw Vulpix also had a boner; maybe he was having fun also. Drake bent down and sniffed the Pokemon's perky penis it smelt very musky. The trainer took a chance and licked Vulpix's dick; Vulpix moaned and went down all the way on the penis. Drake liked this a lot and returned the favor for Vulpix, enveloping the vulpine penis with one swift motion. His dick was quite salty, but he guessed this was how they where supposed to taste. They got a rhythm down where Vulpix would be at the base of the penis, while drake at the head, both moving in sync (I hate that band) with each other. In very little time Drake felt an odd feeling in his penis, he let go of Vulpix's penis and cried out loud, sending his hot cum deep down Vulpix's gullet. Vulpix welcomed the warm liquid and sucked eagerly, making sure not to miss a drop.
Drake was exhausted but would not abandon Vulpix at a time like this, he figured that Vulpix also wanted to have the same feeling as him. He went down on the fox's penis again and sucked faster then before. Vulpix, very happy that his trainer was thoughtful enough to repay the favor, just lied there and grinned. Drake realized that he shot out some liquid when he came and wondered what Vulpix's would taste like. He didn't have long to wait though; Vulpix shot his hot juice into the young trainers mouth with a loud howl. The warm creamy liquid slid down his throat and it was a little salty, having a slight musky flavor. Drake found this quite tasty and sucked the fire Pokemon dry. Vulpix went over to his tired trainer and licked him on the cheek. Drake gave Vulpix a kiss on his nose and looked lovingly into his Pokemon's eyes. The two nodded off, Drake holding Vulpix tightly in his arms.
-Part 2-(Yes, there's more, I'd never leave you with a short lemon)
Drake awoke the next morning with a big smile on his face, remembering everything from last night, could not remember the last time he slept that well. Vulpix was already awake; sitting at the foot of the bed, he was glad his trainer was happy. He himself was happy that he found a trainer who loved him so much and hoped that last night was not a one-time thing. His parents would not be back until tomorrow and he had the whole day with Vulpix. "Vulpix, did you have fun last night?" Vulpix walked over to his trainers face and licked him on his lips. "I thought so, umm, want to do it again today?" Vulpix shook his head and nuzzled Drake. "Thank you, lets get some breakfast first" Last night's activities had took allot out of the both of them, and they where famished.
He didn't bother getting anymore dressed then his boxers though; he walked out into the kitchen and started breakfast. Drake nuked some sausages and eggs for them. Drake was a little confused about last night but he knew he was in love with Vulpix. Drake knew Vulpix felt the same and did not need to confirm it. The little red fox had finished his eggs and was about to scarf down his sausage when he had an idea. He took one of the sausages in his paw and started to suck it like he did on Drakes penis. "Like playing with your food I see" Drake said giggling. They finished breakfast in a hurry, in anticipation of things to cum. (Hey, my first non-duck pun in this lemon-yes!)
Drake was still too inexperienced at this to start, so he laid down on the couch and grabbed one of Vulpix's tails as he passed. Vulpix gave a false glare at his trainer and smiled. "Vulpix, could you, umm, help me out a little?" Vulpix got the hint and jumped on the couch, between his trainers legs. The Pokemon went down to his trainers ankles and licked in between his toes. "Hey, that tickles!" Vulpix grinned and took his whole pinky toe in his mouth, sucking vigorously. After a few seconds, Vulpix tired of this, and turned towards his trainers crotch. Vulpix had a fiendish idea and stuck his snout under the boxers and tore them apart with his teeth, making sure not to hurt his trainer. "Hey, careful!" Vulpix spit the boxers out on to the floor and looked at Drakes small limp member. Just seeing it sent shivers through the Pokemon and he nudged at the hairless sack. "Boy your nose is cold!" Vulpix pushed his sack upwards with is snout and licked the tender junction between balls and anus. Drake moaned as Vulpix licked up to the base of his penis. He sucked the flaccid organ into his mouth and suckled Drake to a raging erection. Vulpix wanted his trainer in his rear now, but he had to figure out how to get this message across. Drake felt a prodding at his rear and realized that Vulpix had inserted one of his paw pads into his anus. "Hey, that feels kind of cool" Vulpix grinned and turned around, bowing down to show his tight hole. "You want me to stick your butt with my penis?" Vulpix shook his head. Drake realized that his Vulpix wouldn't do anything to hurt him and he must have done this before. "Ok, but I don't want to hurt you" Although Drake had a smaller penis then him, he realized that it would go better if he was lubed up. Vulpix turned around and wet Drakes penis with his tongue. "I thought that you..." It then dawned on him that Vulpix was going to make it easier to go inside. "Oh, I get it, you want to make it more slippery for me" When the Pokemon was satisfied that his trainer was wet enough to take him, he turned around again and braced himself. Drake got up and kneeled into position and touched his penis to the outside rim of Vulpix's anus. He pushed in slightly, the hole enveloping his head. Vulpix stepped backwards, impaling himself on his trainers pole with a loud howl. "Are you ok?" Vulpix shook his head and moaned. Drake started to pump him slowly, loving every moment of it. "Man, you're so warm!" Drake moved faster and faster, getting closer with every pump. Drake was getting into this and grabbed Vulpix's hind legs, to help him thrust harder. All of a sudden Drake came, sending hot cum pulsing through Vulpix. He withdrew and a small bit of cum shot onto the base of Vulpix's tails. Vulpix turned around and licked Drake on his lips. Drake opened his mouth and felt Vulpix's tongue start to feel around. He returned the favor and the two where locked in a passionate kiss.
After the kiss drake looked down at Vulpix with surprise. "Ops, looks like you didn't get yours huh?" Drake bent down and proceeded to suck off the PokÈmon, still a little breathless from before. Vulpix stood on his hind legs and held on to his trainers head with his forepaws, pumping into his face. Drake felt Vulpix quiver a little and gave him one last suck as Vulpix shot his hot love juice into Drakes mouth.
Drake swallowed the liquid down, loving the feeling of it sliding down his throat, the taste on his tongue.
The two laid against each other in a state of pure bliss. Half an hour later Drake was rested and wanted to do something again. "Vulpix, umm.. can you do me up the butt like I did you?" Vulpix was quite surprised that he was ready again (being so young) but Vulpix was willing to help out his trainer. (Not that he would find it the least bit of a chore. He, he) Drake grabbed Vulpix's penis with his hand and started to stoke him till he was hard. And following Vulpix's "training" he licked the Pokemon's cock until it was quite wet.
Drake moved down to the carpet and laid down on his back with his legs spread eagle. Vulpix hopped down and mounted his trainer, slipping his penis in quickly. "Ow! Keep going, you just shocked me a little, that's all" Vulpix pressed his fur against his trainers penis and started to hump him slowly. "That feels.. good" Drake couldn't tell if it was the feeling of his Pokemon fucking his anus or the soft fur stroking that felt better. He didn't care, both where bringing him to incredible high's. Vulpix couldn't remember the last time a fuck had felt this good, he actually liked the smooth feeling of skin rubbing across his belly. With dual stimulation, Drake was the first to cum, with the hot liquid squirting across the PokÈmon's furry chest. Vulpix felt the hot liquid splash across his chest as he came into the waiting trainer.
Vulpix got up and licked the cum off Drakes stomach, Drake helped Vulpix clean the cum of his fur with his own tongue. Drake found his own cum tasted less salty then Vulpix's, but liked it no less. The two fell asleep in each others arms and didn't wake up till that evening.
The next day his parent returned and found a note on the table.
-Mom and Dad,
Left on my Pokemon journey and I'll be back for Christmas.
Sorry for the rush but I need to get out on my own.
I'll call in a few days.
Sincerely, Drake
The two looked over the note, not with sadness, but with joy. They where glad that he was becoming independent. A few miles away Drake and Vulpix watched the sunset, awaiting all that would come their way. Sure they could accomplish anything.
How'd ya like it? I know yaoi isn't everyone's cup of leek tea, but hey I needed to branch out in my writing. Keep yiffing.
Send (or you can post em') comments and request to.
[email protected]
P.s. I except flames as long as they don't point out the obvious. A.k.a. it a yoai.
-The best way to accelerate Windows is through one.
-"When the forces of darkness finally overtake me, I hope I have enough strength left to beat the shit out of Bill Gates."
CEO of Linux Software, A.D. 1999
-Gatomon is to Digimon as Vulpix is to PokÈmon.
-David Duck comparing yiff differences between the two "mons"
-"I'll open up a can of leek slap on your furry little, pokemon, ass!"
-David D