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Subject: Pixie (lemon)
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai
Date: 2000/10/10
Ok, I think I fixed most of the problems with formating. This one I made
on a whim and it is short sweet and to the action quickly.
Anyone want me to write for them? I do requests also, sorry I have no
scanner, so pics are out of the question.
Title: Pixie
Author: David Duck The Farfetch'd
Rating: XX-Yiffy
Action: Vulpix (MB), Vulpix and Ash (oral-con??) (Con-sex)
-Part 1 ( The Discovery)
Nighttime's where boring inside her pokeball and Vulpix was walking
around looking for something to do. This pokeball, like most, had three
compartments (rooms). There was a compartment for cleaning, one for
sleeping, and the one she was in now. The best way to describe it would
be a living room, it has a round chair and a big blue rug in the middle.
There was a T.V. like sphere near the entrance that projected images of
the outside world, complete with audio. In the corner was a box with
some personal items and next to it, an emergency release switch. (By the
way, the switch is not activated until the Pokemon has been fully
captured, for those who want to know the technical details of a
pokeball.)
She was sick of watching the group outside. They where lost like usual
and she had seen few battles sense leaving Susie. She had little company
in Pokemon and only saw the others when it was feeding time or they
where let out for the occasional rest. The last time she had even saw
another Vulpix was 2 years ago when Susie went to a pokemon show with
her.
-Man I'm off topic, ok back to the story
She went over to her toy box ( no sexual reference intended ) and opened
the lid with her snout. Vulpix like most pokemon liked to play. Looking
around she found a red and white ball, a nylon rope that was knotted at
both ends, a spiky ball, and a rubber bone among other things. Taking
everything out of the box she started to roll around on the floor with
the rope in her mouth. Growling and chewing she started to pounce all
over the room. Making one large leap across the room she landed on the
bone and slipped.
Vulpix spit out the rope with a yelp as she fell on the bone. She had
landed with the bone between her legs and now was a little sore. Getting
up on the chair to inspect her injuries she sat down, lying against the
back. She sat crouched over her belly and used her paw to see if
anything was seriously hurt. Moving her paw down she got to the hurt
area. Touching her pussy gently she gave a gasp of not pain but, to her
surprise, pleasure. Shocked she quickly removed her paw, unsure if she
should be doing this. She had never heard of this kind of touching but
was extremely curious about it. Being bored she decided to take a
chance, so giving a big gulp she very slowly moved her paw back downward
across her furry stomach and to the sensitive area that she discovered
before. Rubbing up and down she gave a soft moan. This felt better than
anything else she had ever done! She was shaking but started to move
faster. Moaning heavily she had an idea, she took her left paw and
inserted the middle pad into her hole. She gasped in pleasure. Vulpix
pushed it in deeper and began to move it in and out of her now wet
pussy. She was getting very warm now and started to pant, increasing the
speed of the thrust. She took another one of the pads inside and wiggled
them back and forth. This made her howl and thrash wildly, so much she
almost fell off the chair. She decided to take her paw out and get on
the rug before she hurt herself. Bringing her paw to her snout she
sniffed the strange fluid and licked between the pads to get a taste of
it. She liked the taste of this new fluid and was quite fascinated by
the sweetness of it.
Laying down on her tails she moved the paw back to her pleasure hole
and started again.
Still quite horny she drove her entire paw into herself up to where the
fur was red. She was pumping quite quickly and was rolling around on the
floor. She knew a finish to her pleasure was nearing, but she didn't
know what would happen. She didn't have to wonder long though as she
came for the first time. This feeling was almost too much for her to
bear and she rolled on her side, panting for air. Her paw was drenched
when she took it out and she started to suck on the fur, relishing the
taste of her cum . It was a different taste then before and was thicker
and white. When she had finished her "grooming" she went to the bed
compartment ,exhausted, and went to sleep.
-Part 2 (A curious little Vulpix:))
The next morning she was let out of her Pokeball for feeding and
grooming. Brock was brushing Vulpix and relaxing. The three where around
a stream and Misty was trying to convince Brock to trade her for that
annoying Psyduck again. She laughed inwardly because she new that would
be a cold day in Cinnabar. After her food she was sent back inside the
"house of pix". Later that night she let herself out of her pokeball and
went to find a little human attention. She was bored again, but needed
something more then before. Brock and Misty had there tents closed and
Pikachu and Togepi where in Misty's tent. Moving on, Ash's tent was open.
Mainly because the zipper was stuck on the vent and also he needed a steady air flow to be comfortable. She decided to do a little exploring to see what a
human tent looked like on the inside.
It was very dark, but Vulpix has excellent nocturnal vision and had no
trouble navigating around. Ash was sleeping soundly and had his arms
behind his head. She walked up to his face and sniffed his hair. It was
soft and smelt very woodsy. She was getting slightly aroused and began
to wonder what a penis looked like. Very carefully the curious fox
crawled under the left side of his sleeping bag, being careful not to
step on him. She got down to his blue boxers and took a whiff of his
crotch. The smell of his musk got her turned on even more. Slowly,
taking the elastic in her teeth, she pulled down the loose fitting boxers
to his ankles. She giggled quietly at the site of his limp member, and
was surprised that he had no fur down there. (Being a pokemon she has no
knowledge of pubic hair, or lack thereof- anyway, back to the feature)
Ash, still sleeping soundly, had no idea that a curious Vulpix was
sharing a sleeping bag with him. Looking was fine but she wanted to feel
the object in front of her. She pushed the sack with the back of her paw
and found it to be as soft as her pussy. Running her paw up his sack she
touched his penis. Ash moved a little in response to this but was too
asleep to notice. She ran her paw up and down the shaft very lightly and
was now very horny. Remembering the previous night she thought how good
her own juices tasted and wanted a taste of his penis.
Not really being experienced with these maters, she wasn't sure where
to start. It wasn't really that big, but it was a human and if he woke
up she didn't know how he would react. Looking back at him quickly she
licked his left ball. This tasted better then her first fluids and she
wanted more. She licked the base of his penis and moved her tongue up to
the tip. It was salty and she liked the taste of salt. She started to
lick faster and all of a sudden it looked like his penis was starting to
move. She backed up as he got hard, she was guessing that this was what
happened to a male when they get aroused. Getting over her initial shock
she took the head of his small (large to her) penis in her mouth. Ash
was starting to stir and Vulpix got more nervous and abruptly took the
entire thing in her mouth. It turned out to be a false alarm but she
wanted to taste his cum in her mouth before he could wake up and
interrupt her. She started sucking on it quickly, moving up and down the
entire shaft, moaning slightly. Ash moaned and Vulpix went crazy, moving
like a quick attack over his dick. She put her paws on his legs to brace
herself . She jumped a little as his warm cum went shooting into her
mouth. This was the best tasting stuff she ever tasted and drank every
drop she could, she licked up what fell on his stomach and then heard
Ash yawn. He woke up to the feeling of his dick pulsing with pleasure he
wondered if he just had a wet dream. He thought he felt something brush
up against his leg. Ash searched around for a flashlight to see if he
left a wet spot in his boxers that needed to be washed out, he didn't
want Brock to do that laundry. Vulpix was now very worried that she
would be in trouble, so tried to feign sleep.
Ash found what he was looking for in his backpack. Flicking the switch
he saw two lumps in the sleeping bag, one was his dick and the other one
was... He lifted the cover off him and shined the light downwards.
Laying there with her eyes closed was Vulpix, she had a "milk moustache"
and was grinning a little. Ash put two and two together and realized
what Vulpix had done to him. He smiled and pet the pokemon on her little
head. He wished he had been awake for this though, it would have been
nice if he could have felt most of it. He scratched behind her ear and
yawned again.
Vulpix knew he was not mad at her and she decided to open her eyes and
look at the trainer.
Ash released that she was only pretending to sleep and this made him
blush a little. He had never had even a kiss from a girl (ok his mom,
but that doesn't count) nevertheless what just happened. Ash bent down
and kissed her head. She licked his face and now was no longer nervous.
She still had a problem though, she was getting horny again and needed
some release. Getting Ash to cooperate might be a little more difficult
now that he was awake. Deciding that Ash needed a little "hint" to tell
him that she was still unsatisfied she sat up and used her right paw to
touch herself softly.
He looked very confused at first but then realized that she had not
yet cum and was probably very horny. Ash only just learned about
masturbation from his own experiences and still was quite unskilled in
any sexual contact. Taking her paw out of her Ash lifted it to his face
and sniffed, it smelled very strange to him but he licked the fluid off
her fur. He liked the taste very much and he was getting his erection
back.
Laying down on his left side he tried to get a look at her privates,
Vulpix saw this and turned around for him. Now with her rear in his face
he had a good view of her little furry box. He petted her back leg and
went down to the foot, tickling the pads and moving back up to her
tails. Ash took a tail in his hand and began to stroke it up and down,
stopping near the base. He dropped his hand down and felt her wet lips,
making sure to savor the moment. Moving up and down her box he speed up
the pace and put his pinky in her. She moaned in pleasure and moved
back slightly, thrusting his pinky in her all the way causing her to
gasp. She was really slippery and very warm, Ash started thrusting in
and out even faster while inserting his ring finger along with the
pinky. She came very fast and almost howled before she caught herself,
she didn't want anyone else to hear them.
Gush after gush of fluids streamed over his hands he couldn't believe
how a little pokemon could cum so much. His hand was getting squeezed
and he was getting very turned on by this. He took his fingers out and
licked off his pinky and was about to start on his other one when Vulpix
turned around and started sucking on it. After his fingers where clean
Vulpix licked Ash on the lips and put her tongue in his mouth. He leapt
back a little in shock but started to kiss her back, there tongues
intertwined with each other. Releasing Ash from the kiss Vulpix turned
back towards his penis, by this time he had fully recovered from his
orgasm and was ready with his 4" hard on, and started to lick it again.
He had never felt anything like this before and moaned a little loud.
Thankfully, everyone else was still fast asleep and never heard a thing.
Ash then stopped Vulpix, he knew he would blow right then and there if
she didn't. She was disappointed of course but was wondering what Ash
had in mind. She didn't have long to wait though, Ash got up and told
her to move up and lay down on her stomach. Vulpix did slowly and
plopped herself down with her head sticking out of the bag and her hind
paws flat out against the sleeping bag. Ash tickled her hind paws again
and got on his knees. She giggled but was getting nervous, understanding
what he was about to do. She never had a penis inside her, never-mind a
human.
He bent over slightly and put his dick in between her tails. Vulpix
started to wag them in succession, tickling the full area of his bottom
half. She stopped when Ash grabbed the scruff of her neck with his
teeth. He learned watching a nature special on pokemon mating that if
the male assumes a position of dominance the female is less likely to
injure it during the process. Vulpix let out a little whimper of
anticipation and laid her tails on her back. Ash then entered her very,
very slowly, making sure not to hurt her. He was about halfway in when
he met some resistance and stopped, not wanting to go on with out her
approval to go on. Vulpix backed up slightly adding some more pressure
to her stretched hymen. Ash knew she was ready and plunged through the
barrier, causing Vulpix to let out a yelp of pain. He was now
practically laying on top of her and started to pump her in a steady
motion. Both human and Pokemon where in pure bliss, savoring every
moment. Ash moved faster now wanting the release that has been so
illusive to him in his young life. Vulpix shuddered as a wave of pure
joy passed through her, she tightened her pussy as she went into pure
orgasmic exhilaration. Ash felt her contract around his rock hard member
and knew he would not be long behind. Shooting his hot fluid into her he
felt better than he thought was humanly possible, who knows maybe sex
with a Pokemon is better than any human could be. She felt his hot cum
fill her and loved the feeling of it, and she came again harder than the
last time.
Wanting to collapse right there, but remembering he still had his
vulpine lover beneath him, he exited her and rolled over on his side and
looked at the happy Pokemon. She still couldn't believe this had
happened to her, it was better than any of her dreams. Looking over at
Ash she cooed a little and drifted off in to an undisturbed sleep. Ash
went soon after and had dreams reliving the night. Vulpix awoke early
the next morning and crept into her pokeball to clean herself off before
Brock woke up. Ash had the same problem and went into a nearby stream.
(prologue)
Over the next few weeks Ash traded Bulbasaur for Vulpix and they spent
more and more time together as they separated from Misty (repaying her
bike) and Brock and went on there own journey. They spent many years
trying to win at the Pokemon league and succeeded, Taking down Gary's
Venusaur with one fire spin. Brock ended up settling down with Misty and
they opened up there own gym.
------------------------------------------------------------
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Subject: Pixie (lemon)
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai
Date: 2000/10/10
Ok, I think I fixed most of the problems with formating. This one I made
on a whim and it is short sweet and to the action quickly.
Anyone want me to write for them? I do requests also, sorry I have no
scanner, so pics are out of the question.
Title: Pixie
Author: David Duck The Farfetch'd
Rating: XX-Yiffy
Action: Vulpix (MB), Vulpix and Ash (oral-con??) (Con-sex)
-Part 1 ( The Discovery)
Nighttime's where boring inside her pokeball and Vulpix was walking
around looking for something to do. This pokeball, like most, had three
compartments (rooms). There was a compartment for cleaning, one for
sleeping, and the one she was in now. The best way to describe it would
be a living room, it has a round chair and a big blue rug in the middle.
There was a T.V. like sphere near the entrance that projected images of
the outside world, complete with audio. In the corner was a box with
some personal items and next to it, an emergency release switch. (By the
way, the switch is not activated until the Pokemon has been fully
captured, for those who want to know the technical details of a
pokeball.)
She was sick of watching the group outside. They where lost like usual
and she had seen few battles sense leaving Susie. She had little company
in Pokemon and only saw the others when it was feeding time or they
where let out for the occasional rest. The last time she had even saw
another Vulpix was 2 years ago when Susie went to a pokemon show with
her.
-Man I'm off topic, ok back to the story
She went over to her toy box ( no sexual reference intended ) and opened
the lid with her snout. Vulpix like most pokemon liked to play. Looking
around she found a red and white ball, a nylon rope that was knotted at
both ends, a spiky ball, and a rubber bone among other things. Taking
everything out of the box she started to roll around on the floor with
the rope in her mouth. Growling and chewing she started to pounce all
over the room. Making one large leap across the room she landed on the
bone and slipped.
Vulpix spit out the rope with a yelp as she fell on the bone. She had
landed with the bone between her legs and now was a little sore. Getting
up on the chair to inspect her injuries she sat down, lying against the
back. She sat crouched over her belly and used her paw to see if
anything was seriously hurt. Moving her paw down she got to the hurt
area. Touching her pussy gently she gave a gasp of not pain but, to her
surprise, pleasure. Shocked she quickly removed her paw, unsure if she
should be doing this. She had never heard of this kind of touching but
was extremely curious about it. Being bored she decided to take a
chance, so giving a big gulp she very slowly moved her paw back downward
across her furry stomach and to the sensitive area that she discovered
before. Rubbing up and down she gave a soft moan. This felt better than
anything else she had ever done! She was shaking but started to move
faster. Moaning heavily she had an idea, she took her left paw and
inserted the middle pad into her hole. She gasped in pleasure. Vulpix
pushed it in deeper and began to move it in and out of her now wet
pussy. She was getting very warm now and started to pant, increasing the
speed of the thrust. She took another one of the pads inside and wiggled
them back and forth. This made her howl and thrash wildly, so much she
almost fell off the chair. She decided to take her paw out and get on
the rug before she hurt herself. Bringing her paw to her snout she
sniffed the strange fluid and licked between the pads to get a taste of
it. She liked the taste of this new fluid and was quite fascinated by
the sweetness of it.
Laying down on her tails she moved the paw back to her pleasure hole
and started again.
Still quite horny she drove her entire paw into herself up to where the
fur was red. She was pumping quite quickly and was rolling around on the
floor. She knew a finish to her pleasure was nearing, but she didn't
know what would happen. She didn't have to wonder long though as she
came for the first time. This feeling was almost too much for her to
bear and she rolled on her side, panting for air. Her paw was drenched
when she took it out and she started to suck on the fur, relishing the
taste of her cum . It was a different taste then before and was thicker
and white. When she had finished her "grooming" she went to the bed
compartment ,exhausted, and went to sleep.
-Part 2 (A curious little Vulpix:))
The next morning she was let out of her Pokeball for feeding and
grooming. Brock was brushing Vulpix and relaxing. The three where around
a stream and Misty was trying to convince Brock to trade her for that
annoying Psyduck again. She laughed inwardly because she new that would
be a cold day in Cinnabar. After her food she was sent back inside the
"house of pix". Later that night she let herself out of her pokeball and
went to find a little human attention. She was bored again, but needed
something more then before. Brock and Misty had there tents closed and
Pikachu and Togepi where in Misty's tent. Moving on, Ash's tent was open.
Mainly because the zipper was stuck on the vent and also he needed a steady air flow to be comfortable. She decided to do a little exploring to see what a
human tent looked like on the inside.
It was very dark, but Vulpix has excellent nocturnal vision and had no
trouble navigating around. Ash was sleeping soundly and had his arms
behind his head. She walked up to his face and sniffed his hair. It was
soft and smelt very woodsy. She was getting slightly aroused and began
to wonder what a penis looked like. Very carefully the curious fox
crawled under the left side of his sleeping bag, being careful not to
step on him. She got down to his blue boxers and took a whiff of his
crotch. The smell of his musk got her turned on even more. Slowly,
taking the elastic in her teeth, she pulled down the loose fitting boxers
to his ankles. She giggled quietly at the site of his limp member, and
was surprised that he had no fur down there. (Being a pokemon she has no
knowledge of pubic hair, or lack thereof- anyway, back to the feature)
Ash, still sleeping soundly, had no idea that a curious Vulpix was
sharing a sleeping bag with him. Looking was fine but she wanted to feel
the object in front of her. She pushed the sack with the back of her paw
and found it to be as soft as her pussy. Running her paw up his sack she
touched his penis. Ash moved a little in response to this but was too
asleep to notice. She ran her paw up and down the shaft very lightly and
was now very horny. Remembering the previous night she thought how good
her own juices tasted and wanted a taste of his penis.
Not really being experienced with these maters, she wasn't sure where
to start. It wasn't really that big, but it was a human and if he woke
up she didn't know how he would react. Looking back at him quickly she
licked his left ball. This tasted better then her first fluids and she
wanted more. She licked the base of his penis and moved her tongue up to
the tip. It was salty and she liked the taste of salt. She started to
lick faster and all of a sudden it looked like his penis was starting to
move. She backed up as he got hard, she was guessing that this was what
happened to a male when they get aroused. Getting over her initial shock
she took the head of his small (large to her) penis in her mouth. Ash
was starting to stir and Vulpix got more nervous and abruptly took the
entire thing in her mouth. It turned out to be a false alarm but she
wanted to taste his cum in her mouth before he could wake up and
interrupt her. She started sucking on it quickly, moving up and down the
entire shaft, moaning slightly. Ash moaned and Vulpix went crazy, moving
like a quick attack over his dick. She put her paws on his legs to brace
herself . She jumped a little as his warm cum went shooting into her
mouth. This was the best tasting stuff she ever tasted and drank every
drop she could, she licked up what fell on his stomach and then heard
Ash yawn. He woke up to the feeling of his dick pulsing with pleasure he
wondered if he just had a wet dream. He thought he felt something brush
up against his leg. Ash searched around for a flashlight to see if he
left a wet spot in his boxers that needed to be washed out, he didn't
want Brock to do that laundry. Vulpix was now very worried that she
would be in trouble, so tried to feign sleep.
Ash found what he was looking for in his backpack. Flicking the switch
he saw two lumps in the sleeping bag, one was his dick and the other one
was... He lifted the cover off him and shined the light downwards.
Laying there with her eyes closed was Vulpix, she had a "milk moustache"
and was grinning a little. Ash put two and two together and realized
what Vulpix had done to him. He smiled and pet the pokemon on her little
head. He wished he had been awake for this though, it would have been
nice if he could have felt most of it. He scratched behind her ear and
yawned again.
Vulpix knew he was not mad at her and she decided to open her eyes and
look at the trainer.
Ash released that she was only pretending to sleep and this made him
blush a little. He had never had even a kiss from a girl (ok his mom,
but that doesn't count) nevertheless what just happened. Ash bent down
and kissed her head. She licked his face and now was no longer nervous.
She still had a problem though, she was getting horny again and needed
some release. Getting Ash to cooperate might be a little more difficult
now that he was awake. Deciding that Ash needed a little "hint" to tell
him that she was still unsatisfied she sat up and used her right paw to
touch herself softly.
He looked very confused at first but then realized that she had not
yet cum and was probably very horny. Ash only just learned about
masturbation from his own experiences and still was quite unskilled in
any sexual contact. Taking her paw out of her Ash lifted it to his face
and sniffed, it smelled very strange to him but he licked the fluid off
her fur. He liked the taste very much and he was getting his erection
back.
Laying down on his left side he tried to get a look at her privates,
Vulpix saw this and turned around for him. Now with her rear in his face
he had a good view of her little furry box. He petted her back leg and
went down to the foot, tickling the pads and moving back up to her
tails. Ash took a tail in his hand and began to stroke it up and down,
stopping near the base. He dropped his hand down and felt her wet lips,
making sure to savor the moment. Moving up and down her box he speed up
the pace and put his pinky in her. She moaned in pleasure and moved
back slightly, thrusting his pinky in her all the way causing her to
gasp. She was really slippery and very warm, Ash started thrusting in
and out even faster while inserting his ring finger along with the
pinky. She came very fast and almost howled before she caught herself,
she didn't want anyone else to hear them.
Gush after gush of fluids streamed over his hands he couldn't believe
how a little pokemon could cum so much. His hand was getting squeezed
and he was getting very turned on by this. He took his fingers out and
licked off his pinky and was about to start on his other one when Vulpix
turned around and started sucking on it. After his fingers where clean
Vulpix licked Ash on the lips and put her tongue in his mouth. He leapt
back a little in shock but started to kiss her back, there tongues
intertwined with each other. Releasing Ash from the kiss Vulpix turned
back towards his penis, by this time he had fully recovered from his
orgasm and was ready with his 4" hard on, and started to lick it again.
He had never felt anything like this before and moaned a little loud.
Thankfully, everyone else was still fast asleep and never heard a thing.
Ash then stopped Vulpix, he knew he would blow right then and there if
she didn't. She was disappointed of course but was wondering what Ash
had in mind. She didn't have long to wait though, Ash got up and told
her to move up and lay down on her stomach. Vulpix did slowly and
plopped herself down with her head sticking out of the bag and her hind
paws flat out against the sleeping bag. Ash tickled her hind paws again
and got on his knees. She giggled but was getting nervous, understanding
what he was about to do. She never had a penis inside her, never-mind a
human.
He bent over slightly and put his dick in between her tails. Vulpix
started to wag them in succession, tickling the full area of his bottom
half. She stopped when Ash grabbed the scruff of her neck with his
teeth. He learned watching a nature special on pokemon mating that if
the male assumes a position of dominance the female is less likely to
injure it during the process. Vulpix let out a little whimper of
anticipation and laid her tails on her back. Ash then entered her very,
very slowly, making sure not to hurt her. He was about halfway in when
he met some resistance and stopped, not wanting to go on with out her
approval to go on. Vulpix backed up slightly adding some more pressure
to her stretched hymen. Ash knew she was ready and plunged through the
barrier, causing Vulpix to let out a yelp of pain. He was now
practically laying on top of her and started to pump her in a steady
motion. Both human and Pokemon where in pure bliss, savoring every
moment. Ash moved faster now wanting the release that has been so
illusive to him in his young life. Vulpix shuddered as a wave of pure
joy passed through her, she tightened her pussy as she went into pure
orgasmic exhilaration. Ash felt her contract around his rock hard member
and knew he would not be long behind. Shooting his hot fluid into her he
felt better than he thought was humanly possible, who knows maybe sex
with a Pokemon is better than any human could be. She felt his hot cum
fill her and loved the feeling of it, and she came again harder than the
last time.
Wanting to collapse right there, but remembering he still had his
vulpine lover beneath him, he exited her and rolled over on his side and
looked at the happy Pokemon. She still couldn't believe this had
happened to her, it was better than any of her dreams. Looking over at
Ash she cooed a little and drifted off in to an undisturbed sleep. Ash
went soon after and had dreams reliving the night. Vulpix awoke early
the next morning and crept into her pokeball to clean herself off before
Brock woke up. Ash had the same problem and went into a nearby stream.
(prologue)
Over the next few weeks Ash traded Bulbasaur for Vulpix and they spent
more and more time together as they separated from Misty (repaying her
bike) and Brock and went on there own journey. They spent many years
trying to win at the Pokemon league and succeeded, Taking down Gary's
Venusaur with one fire spin. Brock ended up settling down with Misty and
they opened up there own gym.
------------------------------------------------------------
}David Duck{
Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
-The president of Lotus walks into an elevator with a gun in his hand.
In the elevator are: Sadam Hussein, Timothy McVeigh, and Bill Gates,
but there are only two bullets in the gun!
Who does he shoot???
Gates, twice to be sure.
-"When the forces of darkness finally overtake me, I hope I have enough
strength left to beat the shit out of Bill Gates."
CEO of Linux Software, A.D. 1999
-Bugs come in through open Windows
-Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you
open Windows.
-"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed ... ...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does." - Chris Ward.
-The best way to accelerate Windows is through one.
-Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at
their PCs.