Story Notes:
Oh man this is bad... try and pick the self insertion character.
Chapter 1
It was another day of school. Ash, Misty, Pikachu, May, Brock, Dawn, Duplica, Gengar, Haunter, Eevee, Pikachu (not the same pikachu, this one has a spunky haircut and the attitude to match), Tote, Yanno, Raul, and John were all in school. They were soooooooooo bored because the Teacher, Mr Frumpkin, was relating how the binomial (or Gaussian) distribution can be used to fin the probability of several Bernoulli Trials: "Now the Bernoulli tria has the probability 'p' of success..."
Ash sniggered, "Frumplekin said pee," He, Brock, Gengar Haunter, and the spunky pikachu who was owned by John, Tote, Yanno and Raul sniggered. John, Misty, May, Dawn and Duplica rolled their eyes. Mr Frumpkin cleared his throat loudly, "With the probability p of success and the probability q of failure. Suppose we have a situation where we want, say, ten successes. That is to say, What's the probability that if we flip ten coins in a row, all ten will turn up heads?" Mr Frumpkin waited for a reply from the blank staring student body, "Exactly, we take the sample space, two, and put it on the denominator, and then the numerator is the number out of the sample space we want, one. So; now that our probability for one head is one over two, we can call this event A. Now we want event A to happen on the first toss, AND the second toss, AND the third toss etcetera. So does anyone know what to do when you have the word AND in the context of set theory?"
John knew the answer, but he was too cool for school so he answered in latin: "Meus urbs est igneus quod meus ager deficio. EGO mos ballista vestri canis tractus abacus," Misty looked over, mildly impressed, "Wow John's so cool..." She said, admiring his manly physique. May giggled and whispered to her friend, "Yeah, whenever he speaks in latin he gets me wet, it just proves how smart he is!"
Dawn, equally impressed with John's manly Latin speaking and also his tight abs said, "I bet his cock is way bigger than anyone else's here."
May and Misty agreed softly. Their minds pondering over John's long, 10 inch member. It was well known that John was already banging the seven hottest girls in school. May, Misty and Dawn had to compete with the entire cheerleading squad (he bangs them on Tuesday), the twins (commonly three sets of twins at once), and also some of the hotter teachers (he already gets straight A's anyway, he does it just to rub in he's the alpha male.)
Not only was John the best, he was also an artist who nobody understood. :(. He was used to being bullied and stuff too because of how much better he was than all other guys. Also, because he's so hardcore, he has veritas tattooed on his knuckles. Anyway, so the girls were all already wet from John, and then misty had a naughty idea. "Hey Dawn, May, Duplica, let's all fuck Ash in front of John to get his approval."
Ash heard this and blushed excitedly, his jeans growing tight from his 12 inch member. Misty was first, the fiery red head got up and sat on Ash's desk. John coolly perked an eyebrow, because he was so cool, but he wasn't interested in what Misty was doing, "What's that slut up to now?" He pondered, "Surely a desperate bid for my attention PAH it'll never work."
Misty sat coyly on Ash's desk, she was wearing her normal yellow t-shirt and suspenders. She draped her arms around Ash's neck and straddled his chest, leaning in to plant a little kiss on his cheek. Ash could smell how wet she was already. Her virgin pussy was dripping with sex sauce. Misty straddled Ash's lap, pressing herself up against the big bulge in his pants. Slowly, sensually she rubbed her crotch against his, mildly impressed with his size. Her nipples were already perking, rubbing against the fabric of her shirt (she didn't wear a bra). Slowly, Misty lifted her suspenders with her thumbs. Gently dropping the red suspenders, her shirt was now free to come off.
Misty coyly wrapped her arms around her torso, holding the fabric of the shirt between her fingers. She lifted slowly, revealing more and more of her silky white skin. Her form was almost perfect, her colour was almost milky in appearance. Her tight stomach slowly being revealed bit by bit until she was up to her chest, when she stopped and asked, "Ash, I'm so horny, but you'll have to say something really emo and serious before I continue..."
"I will love you forever, until the stars fall from the sky. You are my one true companion Misty, and I would rather cut myself hard than cheat on you with anyone else. Also, now that you're being promiscuous I realise that all I ever wanted in life is right here in my lap, and that I am finally a complete man."
Misty, heaSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALring Ash's soliloquoy was suddenly intensely aroused and pulled the rest of her shirt off. Her pert nipples were now in the air, and Ash almost exploded with cum at the sight of them, he trembled, suddenly at a loss for words, "Oh wow." He said.
May humphed and got up. Quickly, she moved over to the pole in the middle of the classroom, making sure it was clean with a tissue before hand. She then put on a sexy bunny outfit in the classroom closet. She looked really hot, her slightly tanned legs going all the way up, in fishnet stockings. Her sweet little box was just barely covered bySQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUAL the one piece bunny suit, it had little French frills around it to accentuate her femininity. Speaking of her femininity, her bust was well showing, she filled out the bunny suit VERY well with her DD breasts. Wrapping a leg around the pole, she slid up and down it, twirling like a slutty angel. She ran he lips across the pole, pretending it was John's awesome cock she was dancing around. Licking the pole seductively, she felt her wet little pussy rubbing against the cold steel sensually. May's pole dance made Brock whip out his 14 inch member and start masturbating hard. Gengar and haunter were already sucking eachother off, they liked to suck eachother's cocks now and then.
Dawn felt left out, and so she decided to dress up. Getting on the teacher's desk, she started to sing:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose SQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALtheir minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Ash was intensely aroused by this display and came in his pants. Pikachu (Ash's pikachu, not the cool one) also came, because he had a crush on Dawn since forever. Brock was really hard now, and watching Gengar and Haunter suck eachother off made him come too. John was too busy being cool to notice anSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALy of this, and was looking up ipods on ebay, he needed a new one. May stripped while this was going on and she was currently masturbating for everyone to see, she was getting really worked up too. Just then Misty had a naughty idea, "Hey Ash, why don't we fuck inside may's pussy?"
"What a great idea, are you up for it May?"
"Yes"
"Hooray! Let's go!" So Ash and Misty climbed inside May's pussy and proceeded to fuck. It was really hot, Ash's undulating 18 inSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALch cock fucked misty hard in both holes. Meanwhile, Brock was again beating off and Dawn blushed, idling over to Brock,
"Wanna fuck?"
"Sure"
And they fucked
Pikachu the spunky one fucked the other pikachu in the butt too. Because my pikachu's better than Ash's stupid pikachu, Pikachu moaned as his little butt was brutalised by pikachu, as the two yellow rats got nasty everywhere Gengar clapped. MSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALy pikachu then proceeded to unload his cum in pikachu's ass, filling up the little yellow rodent until he was dripping with sticky white semen.
After everybody orgasmed they all lived happily ever after.
the end
Tote: WTF we didn't do anything!
Raul: ... did you really want to?
Tote: HELL YEAH MISTY'S HOT
Misty: OMG RAPIST *smacks Tote*
Yanno: Stupid slut x_x
Ash sniggered, "Frumplekin said pee," He, Brock, Gengar Haunter, and the spunky pikachu who was owned by John, Tote, Yanno and Raul sniggered. John, Misty, May, Dawn and Duplica rolled their eyes. Mr Frumpkin cleared his throat loudly, "With the probability p of success and the probability q of failure. Suppose we have a situation where we want, say, ten successes. That is to say, What's the probability that if we flip ten coins in a row, all ten will turn up heads?" Mr Frumpkin waited for a reply from the blank staring student body, "Exactly, we take the sample space, two, and put it on the denominator, and then the numerator is the number out of the sample space we want, one. So; now that our probability for one head is one over two, we can call this event A. Now we want event A to happen on the first toss, AND the second toss, AND the third toss etcetera. So does anyone know what to do when you have the word AND in the context of set theory?"
John knew the answer, but he was too cool for school so he answered in latin: "Meus urbs est igneus quod meus ager deficio. EGO mos ballista vestri canis tractus abacus," Misty looked over, mildly impressed, "Wow John's so cool..." She said, admiring his manly physique. May giggled and whispered to her friend, "Yeah, whenever he speaks in latin he gets me wet, it just proves how smart he is!"
Dawn, equally impressed with John's manly Latin speaking and also his tight abs said, "I bet his cock is way bigger than anyone else's here."
May and Misty agreed softly. Their minds pondering over John's long, 10 inch member. It was well known that John was already banging the seven hottest girls in school. May, Misty and Dawn had to compete with the entire cheerleading squad (he bangs them on Tuesday), the twins (commonly three sets of twins at once), and also some of the hotter teachers (he already gets straight A's anyway, he does it just to rub in he's the alpha male.)
Not only was John the best, he was also an artist who nobody understood. :(. He was used to being bullied and stuff too because of how much better he was than all other guys. Also, because he's so hardcore, he has veritas tattooed on his knuckles. Anyway, so the girls were all already wet from John, and then misty had a naughty idea. "Hey Dawn, May, Duplica, let's all fuck Ash in front of John to get his approval."
Ash heard this and blushed excitedly, his jeans growing tight from his 12 inch member. Misty was first, the fiery red head got up and sat on Ash's desk. John coolly perked an eyebrow, because he was so cool, but he wasn't interested in what Misty was doing, "What's that slut up to now?" He pondered, "Surely a desperate bid for my attention PAH it'll never work."
Misty sat coyly on Ash's desk, she was wearing her normal yellow t-shirt and suspenders. She draped her arms around Ash's neck and straddled his chest, leaning in to plant a little kiss on his cheek. Ash could smell how wet she was already. Her virgin pussy was dripping with sex sauce. Misty straddled Ash's lap, pressing herself up against the big bulge in his pants. Slowly, sensually she rubbed her crotch against his, mildly impressed with his size. Her nipples were already perking, rubbing against the fabric of her shirt (she didn't wear a bra). Slowly, Misty lifted her suspenders with her thumbs. Gently dropping the red suspenders, her shirt was now free to come off.
Misty coyly wrapped her arms around her torso, holding the fabric of the shirt between her fingers. She lifted slowly, revealing more and more of her silky white skin. Her form was almost perfect, her colour was almost milky in appearance. Her tight stomach slowly being revealed bit by bit until she was up to her chest, when she stopped and asked, "Ash, I'm so horny, but you'll have to say something really emo and serious before I continue..."
"I will love you forever, until the stars fall from the sky. You are my one true companion Misty, and I would rather cut myself hard than cheat on you with anyone else. Also, now that you're being promiscuous I realise that all I ever wanted in life is right here in my lap, and that I am finally a complete man."
Misty, heaSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALring Ash's soliloquoy was suddenly intensely aroused and pulled the rest of her shirt off. Her pert nipples were now in the air, and Ash almost exploded with cum at the sight of them, he trembled, suddenly at a loss for words, "Oh wow." He said.
May humphed and got up. Quickly, she moved over to the pole in the middle of the classroom, making sure it was clean with a tissue before hand. She then put on a sexy bunny outfit in the classroom closet. She looked really hot, her slightly tanned legs going all the way up, in fishnet stockings. Her sweet little box was just barely covered bySQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUAL the one piece bunny suit, it had little French frills around it to accentuate her femininity. Speaking of her femininity, her bust was well showing, she filled out the bunny suit VERY well with her DD breasts. Wrapping a leg around the pole, she slid up and down it, twirling like a slutty angel. She ran he lips across the pole, pretending it was John's awesome cock she was dancing around. Licking the pole seductively, she felt her wet little pussy rubbing against the cold steel sensually. May's pole dance made Brock whip out his 14 inch member and start masturbating hard. Gengar and haunter were already sucking eachother off, they liked to suck eachother's cocks now and then.
Dawn felt left out, and so she decided to dress up. Getting on the teacher's desk, she started to sing:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose SQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALtheir minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Ash was intensely aroused by this display and came in his pants. Pikachu (Ash's pikachu, not the cool one) also came, because he had a crush on Dawn since forever. Brock was really hard now, and watching Gengar and Haunter suck eachother off made him come too. John was too busy being cool to notice anSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALy of this, and was looking up ipods on ebay, he needed a new one. May stripped while this was going on and she was currently masturbating for everyone to see, she was getting really worked up too. Just then Misty had a naughty idea, "Hey Ash, why don't we fuck inside may's pussy?"
"What a great idea, are you up for it May?"
"Yes"
"Hooray! Let's go!" So Ash and Misty climbed inside May's pussy and proceeded to fuck. It was really hot, Ash's undulating 18 inSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALch cock fucked misty hard in both holes. Meanwhile, Brock was again beating off and Dawn blushed, idling over to Brock,
"Wanna fuck?"
"Sure"
And they fucked
Pikachu the spunky one fucked the other pikachu in the butt too. Because my pikachu's better than Ash's stupid pikachu, Pikachu moaned as his little butt was brutalised by pikachu, as the two yellow rats got nasty everywhere Gengar clapped. MSQUIRRELS ARE HOMOSEXUALy pikachu then proceeded to unload his cum in pikachu's ass, filling up the little yellow rodent until he was dripping with sticky white semen.
After everybody orgasmed they all lived happily ever after.
the end
Tote: WTF we didn't do anything!
Raul: ... did you really want to?
Tote: HELL YEAH MISTY'S HOT
Misty: OMG RAPIST *smacks Tote*
Yanno: Stupid slut x_x