AGNPH Stories
 

The Marvelous Misadventures of Ash Ketchum by XD385

 

A Fiery Relationship

"Man, like two black eyes weren't enough." Ash grumbled while he had a hand pressing against his right eye. After calling Kalina a chicken, he found himself on the receiving end of a Fire Punch, bruising his black eye further. He and his unwilling companion were now heading to the west.

"I'm really starting to wonder why I even agreed to be your Trainer. What's the point if I have to get beating up all the time?" Ash said to Kalina, who was walking next to him. Even though she was very rude and seemed to hate his guts, Ash dared not try to put her back in her Poke Ball. He shuddered at the thought of what she would do to him if he attempted to force her back inside. Even though she was known to be brutal in battle, Ash was all but certain that she would kill him if he tried that.

Knowing that the entire reason that he had accepted May's request to act as Kalina's Trainer, Ash stopped and said, "OK, Kalani. I don't like you and you don't like me. But since I'm your Trainer now, you have to listen to my commands in battle. And since I'm so experienced, I can assure you that I won't be giving you bad advice. Got it?" The Blaziken may have disliked Ash, but she knew that his experience as a Trainer was greater than May's and that it would be a mistake to doubt him. Almost reluctantly, she nodded. That was when she noticed something. She gave Ash a puzzled stare and said, "Bla-zi-ken?" Ash also seemed puzzled, but soon laughed, "Aw man, did I just call you KALANI instead of KALINA?! Sorry! Just a slip of the tongue!" Kalina joined in with hysterical laughter.

"Hey! You a Trainer?" Ash and Kalina looked ahead after having stopped laughing and saw a young man. He seemed to be in his twenties. Ash replied, "Uh, yeah. Why?" The young man replied, "I was looking for someone to battle. Haven't found another Trainer all day. So, you up for a battle?" The Trainer then pulled out a Poke Ball. Ash looked over to Kalina and asked, "It's your call. What do you say?" The Blaziken simply stood up and made her wrists flare up, a sure sign that she was pumped for action. "I guess that's a yes. OK! Since she's the only Pokemon I have, this will be 1-on-1 for both of us!" The Trainer nodded and tossed his Poke Ball. In a flash of light, a Pelipper stood before them.

Ash gulped, "Uh oh. Pelipper is Flying and Water. That's a serious double whammy for you, Kalani......darn it! I did it again! Ah, no matter! Just stay on your toes." The Blaziken nodded and took a fighter's stance. The Trainer shouted, "Pelipper! Use Water Pulse!" The seabird then opened its large bill and launched a circular wave of water at the Blaziken. Ash countered with a yell, "Go right through the middle!" With a nod, Kalina dashed ahead and dove headfirst through the round opening in the middle of the Water Pulse, only getting herself a little moist. "WHHHAAA?! That's nuts!" Ash then added, "I'll show you what's nuts! Use Sky Uppercut!" The Blaziken dashed right up into the Pelipper's face and jumped while nailing it in the abdomen. However, the Trainer shouted, "Use Hydro Pump!"

Before Kalina could react, she was blasted pointblank with a massive stream of water that sent her crashing into the ground right in front of Ash. Ash ran over to Kalina and asked, "Can you keep going?" The Blaziken shook the water from her head and stood up, obviously annoyed by that last shot. Having noticed the Pelipper land back on the ground, she had an idea. "OK, that Pelipper's a dangerous one for someone who relies on close combat. We'll have to...HEY?!" Ash was cut off as Kalina grabbed his lower left leg! "Oh man, you better not be thinking about.....GAAAAHHHH!!!!"

Kalina dashed towards the Pelipper while dragging Ash by the leg! Not expecting such a bizarre move, the Pelipper just stared with its large bill hanging open. "Kalani, put me down beforDOW!!!" Ash yelled as the Blaziken slammed him against the Pelipper like a large club, the Trainer's hard head smashing into the Pelipper's face. The Pelipper let out a squawk as it was sent crashing back towards its Trainer, passing out in the process. "OH MY GOD! Blaziken used Trainer! Super Effective!!! Oh man, that's too funny, even if I did lose." The Trainer then recalled the Pelipper to its Poke Ball, but soon found himself on the receiving end of several Ember shots! "Hey, the battle's over! Give it a rest already!" The Trainer yelled as he ran down the road.

Once the Trainer was out of sight, Kalina let out a crow of triumph and fired an enthusiastic Flamethrower upwards. Meanwhile, Ash groaned in pain as blood trickled down his face. "That stupid bird.....using me as a weapon?!" He then jumped up and charged the unsuspecting Blaziken. "That's the last straw, you wretch!" Kalina heard Ash yell at her and turned to face him, but her eyes went wide in shock as Ash's fist delivered a painful cross into her face, knocking her down.

The Trainer panted in both rage and pain as he glared down at the Blaziken, who had a very bewildered expression on her face. "Listen here and listen good! I didn't even want to be your Trainer to begin with! I only agreed to this because May asked me to! I'm not some weapon for you to swing around! I'm your Trainer, so you better start respecting me like one! You got that?!" However, Kalina was not even looking at Ash as she gently held a hand to her jaw. It was quite bruised and she could feel the swelling. She could not believe that Ash had actually hurt her that badly. She could not remember the last time that a male had ever harmed her like that, let alone a human male. She looked up at Ash with a truly unusual stare.

Ash grumbled, "I swear, if you ever try that again, I'll put you back in your Poke Ball and toss it into the ocean! You'll never fight again! Do you want that?" However, Kalina just looked up at him with a look of loathing respect. She grumbled to herself, (The way he struck me like that. That was a boxing trick. I guess this kid knows how to fight better than I ever expected.) She then slowly got up and nodded. "OK, but I'm serious. You'll be swimming with the fishes if you ever use me like a club again. Now let's go." Ash then started walking to the north. Kalina smirked at him and followed.


That evening, the two of them had set up camp in Petalburg Forest. Ash ordered, "Use Flamethrower to make a campfire." Kalina directed her attack towards the pile of wood Ash had gathered. Once a mighty blaze was going, Ash stuck some hotdogs on sticks into the flames to cook. Ash spoke, "You can have as much as you want. Just save some for me." The Blaziken gave Ash her usual stuck-up stare.

As they ate dinner, Ash asked, "So then...if you wanna get a real challenge, how about we head over to the Sinnoh region? I'm pretty sure there are lots of Pokemon there you haven't even heard of before." Kalina went into deep thought for a moment. Before long, her wrists were blazing. Ash shouted, "Careful! Those wrists of yours will cause a forest fire!" Kalina came to her senses immediately and made them go out. Ash then said, "Judging by those flames, the idea of going to Sinnoh catches your eye, right?" The Blaziken nodded. "OK. Once we get to Slateport City, we'll head over to Sinnoh. Make sure you get some rest, Kalani."

Ash then realized that he had pronounced Kalina's name wrong a gain. "Hey, would you mind if I called you 'Kalani' as a nickname?" The Blaziken simply shrugged her shoulders. "Don't care either way? OK. Well I'm going to bed. And don't even think about writing graffiti on my face while I'm asleep." Kalina merely watched as Ash crawled into his sleeping bag and drift off to sleep. Once her Trainer was completely asleep, Kalina headed off into the forest in search of a place to blow of some steam.


The next morning, Ash awoke and immediately checked his face. The swelling in his eyes had gone down a bit. "About time she learned some respect. Wait a sec..... Where IS Kalani anyway?!" Ash got out of his sleeping bag and looked around in a panic. "Aw man, that crazy bird better not have gone off to terrorize the forest!" As if to answer that, a grunt was heard from behind him. Ash turned to face his guest and breathed a sigh of relief at the sight of his Blaziken companion. "Whew...you gave me a good scare...what the?" Ash noticed what seemed to be a number of blood stains on her hands. "Kalani, I swear if you killed anyone while I was out, your training ends right now!" The Blaziken just crossed her arms and sneered at him. "That better be a 'Yes, I'll be good' look on your face. Now let's go." Ash then began to head south. Curious of why they were heading back home, Kalina followed.

Once they were back out of the forest, Kalina suddenly stopped. Ash noticed and asked, "What's up? The way you've got your wrists burning must mean....." Ash then looked around and yelled, "OK, who's out there?!" At this command, what seemed to be a Team Aqua grunt emerged from near the seaside. "What? Can't I just relax by the ocean in peace?"

Ash recognized his uniform right away and shouted, "What the?! I thought you guys disbanded!" The grunt replied, "We did, but I kept the uniform. Guess I just like the look." Ash then noticed Kalina step forward, "Uh, you up for a battle? Kalani here wants to let out some stress." The grunt shrugged his shoulders while reaching for a Poke Ball, "Don't see why not. Got nothing better to do, so sure." He then tossed the ball. "Crawdaunt! This one's yours!"

The burly crawfish Pokemon snapped its pincers several times as soon as the blinding gleam of the Poke Ball disappeared. "Water and Dark. This should be..." But before Ash could finish what he was saying, Kalina dashed forward and knocked the Crawdaunt out with a sudden Brick Break. "What the?! Whatcha do that for?! We hadn't even started yet!" The Aqua grunt shouted as he recalled the Crawdaunt. "Remind me to never get on that bird's bad side!" He then ran off into Petalburg Forest.

Ash brought a hand to his face, "She's too strong for her own good..." The Blaziken then walked over to him and gave a glare that seemed to say, "You made me battle a total cakewalk?" That was when it occurred to him. "I get it now. That Crawdaunt was a Dark type. You're a Fighting type, so you had a big advantage." Ash then pondered this and said, "You only want to fight really tough opponents that you have a big type disadvantage against." He then nodded, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll find lots of tough and unique Pokemon in Sinnoh. Let's get over to Slateport City right away." With a nod, the Blaziken followed her Trainer. Ash spoke to himself, (She only settles for the toughest opponents. She's just like me when I was a Trainer. Except with a really bad attitude and no manners at all.)

Over the course of two weeks, the unlikely companions faced off against a number of Trainers. And every time, Kalina came out on top with little effort. Even Ash was not pleased with these easy victories. But that all changed when they were just outside Slateport City.

"Looks like we made it. Huh?" Ash then noticed a middle-aged man pass him who gave off the presence of a true veteran. Ash and Kalina began to sweat in anticipation at the challenge he may pose to them. Ash called out, "Hey, old man! Got a minute?!" The man turned and grumbled, "I'm not that old. What do you want?" Ash then asked, "Are you a Trainer?" The man nodded, "Yes. Why? Do you wish to battle me?" Ash chuckled, "You bet I do! And please, I'm begging ya! Use a Pokemon that has a big type advantage against a Blaziken." Kalina then stepped forward and cracked her knuckles. The man smirked, "The worst type match-up possible? I can handle that. But can you?" He then reached for a Poke Ball at his side. "Prepare yourself! I choose Salamence!"

As the light from the ball receded, Ash and Kalina gulped in nervousness. Their opponent was indeed a very fierce looking Salamence. "Uh...this isn't good. Dragon and Flying? This is the worst possible kind of opponent for a Blaziken!" But Kalina quickly gathered her courage and charged her target. Ash groaned, "That bird's a loose cannon. Better stay alert."

"Kalani, use Blaze Kick!" Ash shouted as the Blaziken closed in. She performed a small jump and slammed her burning foot into the Salamence's face. But the element did not match-up well and the Salamence countered with a Dragon Claw. Kalina jumped back at the last second and the claws only grazed her. Ash shouted, "Try something else! Maybe...oh shoot!" Kalina looked up and gulped at the sight of what seemed to be several small meteors coming at here. "Salamence, use Draco Meteor!"

Ash shouted, "Kalani, try using Quick Attack!" Seeing the wisdom in Ash's words, Kalina dashed in erratic fashion, evading the meteors at the last second. As a number of craters littered the battlefield, the opponent nodded, "Impressive. That's the first time someone's ever gotten around that move before." Ash smirked, "That's not all. Kalani, use Seismic Toss!" The Blaziken nodded and dashed under the Salamence's face and sent him flying upwards with a kick to the chin. She then leapt after him and locked him in a chokehold from behind. She then brought him down headfirst with a crash.

Ash gave a thumbs-up, "Looks like that did it!" But right when he said that, the Salamence threw Kalina off and blasted her pointblank with a Dragon Pulse! The Blaziken climbed back to her feet after landing right in front of her Trainer. But just then, their opponent called out, "Salamence, end this with Hyper Beam!" Ash gulped as he heard the Dragon type begin to gather energy for the deadly blast.

"Kalani, try Overheat. It's the only thing I can think of that'll stop this one." Ash spoke as he pondered how to counter this. The Blaziken turned and began to gather her strength into an all-or-nothing shot. Once the two of them were ready, the Salamence and Blaziken attacked simultaneously. The deadly Hyper Beam flew towards Ash and Kalina while the searing ball of fire that was Overheat moved to counter it. But when the two shots collided, there was a massive explosion that engulfed the two fighters! Ash and his opponent were not caught in it, but were blown backwards by the sheer force of it. Once the smoke cleared, they saw that both Pokemon were unconscious.

"Hm, looks like a draw. You did well, Salamence." The gentleman spoke as he recalled his Salamence to his Poke Ball. "That Blaziken did very well today. I hope we meet again." He then turned and continued down the road. But as Ash looked down at the unconscious form of Kalina, he grinned, "Now that she's out cold, I can just walk away and be done with her!" But soon he shook his head and frowned, "No, I promised May that I would help Kalani get all that pent-up stress taken care of. Man, what to do..."

After thinking his next action over, Ash sighed, "It's for May, not this big chicken." He then kneeled next to her and hoisted the Blaziken onto his back. "I guess I could put her back in her Poke Ball, but she'd probably pummel me as soon as I let her out. Urgh..." Ash then made his way into Slateport City and headed towards the harbor.

"Yeah, one ticket to Sinnoh. What, her? Yeah, she's with me. A total pain in the butt too. OK, thanks." Ash took the ticket from the vendor and headed up the gangplank to the ferry. After handing in his ticket, Ash made his way to the cabin that was assigned to him. "Great. A week or so at sea with no one but this brute of a bird for company. Yep, this is gonna be one swell trip." Ash grumbled as he headed down the hall as the ferry made its way out of the harbor.

"Guess all that boxing practice is paying off if I'm having no trouble carrying Kalani. Huh? Oh, here we go." Ash muttered as he came to his cabin. But try as he might, he could not reach the key without dropping his companion. "Tch, whatever." Ash hoisted his shoulders and dropped the bird behind him with a thud. Once he opened the door, Ash dragged the exhausted Blaziken inside. After closing the door, he walked over to the bathroom and grabbed a cup and filled it to the brim. When he walked back over to Kalina, he chuckled, "Rise and shine, you flightless buzzard." With that, he dumped the entire load onto her face.

Kalina choked and sat up with a start. She looked around and saw Ash looking down at her with a whimsical smile. "About time. I had to lug ya all the way up here myself!" The Blaziken cocked her head in confusion. Ash nodded, "Yup, we're on our way to Sinnoh right now. And since this is private property, you better behave yourself if you don't want the crew to throw you overboard." Kalina tried to stand up, but fell back down with a groan. Her body was still too weak after getting caught in that explosion. Ash sighed and held out his hand while looking the other way. Almost begrudgingly, Kalina took his hand and pulled herself up until she was standing.

Ash yawned and stretched, "Well, there's a party this evening and I'm going. You can tag along if you promise not to pick a fight." The Blaziken grumbled, knowing that she was in no shape to fight at the moment anyway. She walked over to the bed and fell backwards on it, letting out a deep sigh at the soft feel. Ash nodded, "OK. I'm going out for now. You watch our stuff while I'm gone." Ash then closed the door and locked it from the outside.

Kalina just looked at the ceiling in a moment of true calmness. The battle against that Salamence really took a lot out of her and made her feel as if she really got a great deal of stress out of her system. She let out a sigh as she touched the side of her face where Ash had slugged her a few weeks ago, which had by now healed. She spoke to herself, "For such a wimpy looking boy, he sure packs a wallop. Maybe I'll spar with him tomorrow. He's bound to provide some entertainment."

A few minutes passed of gentle silence and the soothing rocking of the ship. Suddenly, a brief burning sensation struck Kalina deep inside her. She held a hand to her belly. She had felt this before. It was a prelude to her heat cycle. In several days, like all the other times before it, she would go into heat. "Thing's will get tough without a male. But I've handled it before. Still....." Her mind trailed to the thought of Ash. She shook her head, "No way! That wimp will never pass for a mate! I'll never settle for him!" She then sighed, "But I guess it wouldn't hurt to test him. It just might even be fun."


That evening, Ash and Kalina attended a party in the ballroom of the ferry. Ash was still wary of the Blaziken and tried to keep his distance. His black eyes had only recently healed and he did not want more. Unbeknownst to him, Kalina was just resting against the wall while closely observing him. He was carrying around a large cup of fruit punch. After a while, he set it down near a mini bar and headed off towards a small stand that was giving away a variety of new Poke Balls. That's when Kalina made her move.

The Blaziken walked over to Ash's cup of punch and looked inside. It was a little past half empty. She then took a few glasses of champagne that had been set out for anyone to enjoy, as long as they were not underage, and dumped them into the cup. Once it was almost full, Kalina topped it off with some more punch and mixed it together with the straw. She then headed back to the wall and waited.

"Man, this Dusk Ball and Quick Ball have some really cool designs. Maybe I'll use them if I ever come out of retirement." Ash said as he walked back over to his punch and started to sip it down. After several minutes, he finished the glass. That was when the alcohol started to kick in. Ash's eyes started to wander and his balance became unstable. "What the.....? Aw man, someone better not have spiked my drink!" Ash brought a hand to his head, but to no avail. "Whoa... I better get back to my cabin before I pass out." He then slowly made his way back to his cabin while making sure to use the wall for balance. Kalina smirked to herself and followed him.


Ash fumbled with the key in front of his cabin's door. "Can't see straight... Man, what'd I drink?!" Just then, Kalina grabbed the key and stuck in the lock. "Uh...thanks?" Ash gave it a turn and walked inside with Kalina in tow before locking the door behind them. "Whoa...I can't even hope to take a shower without drowning now... Better play it safe..." He then took off his jacket and fell backwards onto the bed. Before long, he was fast asleep. Kalina smirked, "Finally. Now we'll find out how good a mate you can be."

Kalina walked over to Ash and kneeled over his legs. After undoing his belt buckle, she slid off his pants. All that remained were his boxers. Once those were removed, Kalina felt her mouth begin to water at the sight of Ash's member. "That looks like one succulent piece of meat." Kalina then backed up to the edge of the bed and began to lick it very slowly. After several strokes with her tongue, Kalina held Ash's manhood in her hand. "As much as I'd like to get started, there's something I want to try first."

Kalina very carefully took Ash's member into her beak while being extremely careful to not poke it with her pointed down-turned upper half of her beak, but more out of her dislike of the taste of blood than Ash's wellbeing. It had a very musky scent and she could feel her womanhood becoming very moist. After several minutes of back and forth movements, Kalina felt Ash's member curl upwards ever so slightly. A few seconds later it began to throb, only to be followed by several squirts of warm sperm. Kalina felt the sweet and salty liquid gathering in her mouth. Once the seed stopped coming, she carefully removed Ash's member from her mouth and swallowed. "Amazing... That flavor...really turns me on!" Kalina panted as she became extremely aroused and brought a hand to her virgin lips.

"Now for the real thing." The Blaziken slid herself over Ash's member again, but suddenly noticed that it was now just as limp as before. "Great. Back to the start." She slid back again and began to lick Ash's manhood. It took a few minutes longer this time. But once it was back to its stiff form, Kalina grinned and positioned herself above it. She lowered herself slightly until she felt the tip of Ash's member press against her vagina. She gasped at this feeling as it was the first time a man had ever touched her there. She then brought herself down hard, but let out a yelp of pain as her hymen was pierced. "Erk... Wasn't expecting that! Gotta fight the pain!" Kalina then began to raise and lower herself on Ash's member and soon found the pain being overpowered with waves of pleasure.

Kalina began to mate with Ash in a slow and surprisingly gentle fashion. Her red face became even redder as she felt herself overwhelmed with pleasure. In an attempt to intensify the pleasure, Kalina brought a hand to one of her breasts and began to massage it. "Oh my...this feels...this feels so....OOOOHHH!!!" Kalina's face beamed with an elated smile as she felt her body tense up and was rocked by an explosive orgasm, her juices spilling out onto Ash's groin. "Whoa...that was something...huh?! OH MAN, THAT'S AMAZING!!!" Kalina let out a scream of delight as she felt Ash's member throb within her as it deposited his seed into her womb. Kalina's breathing became erratic as she instinctively began to milk Ash for as much of his sperm as possible. Even though the experience lasted for only a moment, Kalina felt as if it lasted an eternity.

Once their orgasms had subsided, Kalina fell face first onto Ash, her injuries from the battle with that Salamence combined with her sexual fatigue being too much for her. She panted, "Oh yeah, you'll do nicely when my heat gets here." Before she could think of anything else, the Blaziken fell fast asleep atop her Trainer. But despite her passion that night, her actions were not out of love, but rather out of necessity.

And to top it off, neither were aware of the law against humans having sexual relations with Pokemon and vise versa.
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