Officer Jenny and the Mysterious Kidnapper
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Title: Officer Jenny and the Mysterious Kidnapper
File Name: officer_jenny_and_the_mysterious_kidnapper.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 7KB
Type: lime
Action: none
Added: 10-07-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Officer Jenny investigates an area of recent obductions only
to find herself kidnapped in the process.
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Officer Jenny and the Mysterious Kidnapper
(A Shameless Semi-Lemon Crossover)
By Sky Render
The night was calm as Officer Jenny half-sat, half-stood on her bike and
surveyed the terrain around the small town below. There had been reports
of women dissapearing, then reappearing a few days later, dazed and mumbling
about a "strange man" who "tried to get it on" with them. Jenny had been
sent to investigate. She had tried to unravel the mystery, but so far, no
substantial evidence had shown up. Now, as she pondered what she knew, she
began to consider who would do these things.
She jumped in surprise as a silver flash severed her bike's radio handset
from the bike itself. She barely managed to say, "Hey!" before she was
hit hard on the head by a hilt of a sword. The last thing she heard before
losing conciousness was, "The boss'll love this one!"
*** Some time later ***
Officer Jenny thrust her head up, finally concious again. She looked at
the room she was in. It was fairly big, and illuminated eerily by the
pale blue light of the moon. She felt heat behind her, and saw a faint
red glow on the carpet she was on. She guessed that it was a fireplace.
As she sat up, she looked down, and realized that she was nude. Shaking
her head, she got up. Wherever she was, she had to get out of there. As
she approached the only apparent door, she heard something, and stopped.
It sounded like a perverted laugh of some sort. It came closer, and she
could finally make it out.
"Hohi! Hohihohi! A new chicky!"
She shuddered in horror, and hurried back to the spot she'd been at when
she woke up. She was about to lay down and fake being asleep when the
door burst open, and a very fat man walked through. He was dressed in a
red bathrobe, and had a silly-looking blonde mohawk. "Who or what are
you supposed to be?" she asked the strange man. He seemed hurt at the
question. "I'm Don Cornero! Hohi! What a feisty one I've picked for
tonight!" He placed a small table up, and put the wine bottle he'd been
carrying on it, along with a bucket of ice. "Kotch! Get in here!" As
he stood there waiting, a man ran in, two wine glasses in hand. "Yes,
sir! Your glasses, sir!" Cornero just glared at the man, who put them
on the table, and left the room in a hurry.
"Now, my pretty, we're all alone!" he said to Officer Jenny. She cringed
at the man, and tried to back away. "Don't try to run! I won't hurt you,
my dear!" She looked him in the eyes. "Why are you doing this, Mr.
Cornero? Why are you keeping me here like this?" Don Cornero let out his
silly laugh again, and said, "Why, because I wanna get laid, and you're
my choice for tonight!" She shook her head. "There are better ways to
pick up a lady than knocking her unconcious and dragging them to your home,
Mr. Cornero. You're in violation of the law!" Cornero laughed again. "I
am not! As long as I keep secrets for the Shinra, I'm safe!" Officer
Jenny shook her head again. "Who are the Shinra? Some sort of gang? Look,
I've never heard of this 'Shinra' you speak of, and they're not gonna come
and help you when you've got the authorities of the Pokelice arresting you!"
Cornero looked at her, confused. "The what? Things sure have been very
confusing lately..." He turned on a nearby device, and sad music began to
play slowly. "You see, my life has been rough. First, I get chased out of
Sector 6 by Cloud Strife, then I almost get killed by the Turks, and now,
I'm stuck in some psychotic world, where animals try to kill each other,
and people like me can't possibly live in. I haven't even lost my virginity
yet..." Officer Jenny laughed. "You abduct women every night, but you've
yet to get some? You are truly pathetic, you know that?" Cornero began to
cry. "Yes, I do know that. Why do you suppose I'm not trying to take
advantage of you? Because I'm stupid, because I'm sure I'll win, or because
I've lost all hope in life?" Officer Jenny was confused. "Well, I don't
know... Because you're stupid?" Cornero shook his head. "Because you've
lost all hope in life?" He shook his head again, and hit a button. Chains
rose out of the floor, and manacles clamped Officer Jenny's hands and feet
down to the floor. "Number two is always correct!" Cornero said, then
laughed his rediculous laugh.
Officer Jenny knew she had little chance to escape this one. Then she
noticed that the switch was very close to her foot. If she could just...
She surged forward with her foot, and hit the button. The manacles came
loose, and she was free. She jumped up, and hit Cornero with a backhand
hit (he'd been undressing, and didn't see it coming), knocking him
unconcious. "Creep!" she yelled at him. She started again for the door,
then remembered her clothes. She looked around quickly, and found them
in a corner on a chair. Quickly she dressed, and held her nightstick
ready as she left the odd mansion. After following the hall to its end,
she found the exit, and left. As she turned around, she saw it was a
foundation for another house. "How clever," she said, and started for
the nearest Pokelice station. That Cornero character was about to get
his just deserts.
The End?
--
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(The poster previously known as Doom Guru and Doom Guru X)
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The Official AGNPH Archive
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Officer Jenny and the Mysterious Kidnapper
File Name: officer_jenny_and_the_mysterious_kidnapper.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 7KB
Type: lime
Action: none
Added: 10-07-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Officer Jenny investigates an area of recent obductions only
to find herself kidnapped in the process.
===========================================================================
Officer Jenny and the Mysterious Kidnapper
(A Shameless Semi-Lemon Crossover)
By Sky Render
The night was calm as Officer Jenny half-sat, half-stood on her bike and
surveyed the terrain around the small town below. There had been reports
of women dissapearing, then reappearing a few days later, dazed and mumbling
about a "strange man" who "tried to get it on" with them. Jenny had been
sent to investigate. She had tried to unravel the mystery, but so far, no
substantial evidence had shown up. Now, as she pondered what she knew, she
began to consider who would do these things.
She jumped in surprise as a silver flash severed her bike's radio handset
from the bike itself. She barely managed to say, "Hey!" before she was
hit hard on the head by a hilt of a sword. The last thing she heard before
losing conciousness was, "The boss'll love this one!"
*** Some time later ***
Officer Jenny thrust her head up, finally concious again. She looked at
the room she was in. It was fairly big, and illuminated eerily by the
pale blue light of the moon. She felt heat behind her, and saw a faint
red glow on the carpet she was on. She guessed that it was a fireplace.
As she sat up, she looked down, and realized that she was nude. Shaking
her head, she got up. Wherever she was, she had to get out of there. As
she approached the only apparent door, she heard something, and stopped.
It sounded like a perverted laugh of some sort. It came closer, and she
could finally make it out.
"Hohi! Hohihohi! A new chicky!"
She shuddered in horror, and hurried back to the spot she'd been at when
she woke up. She was about to lay down and fake being asleep when the
door burst open, and a very fat man walked through. He was dressed in a
red bathrobe, and had a silly-looking blonde mohawk. "Who or what are
you supposed to be?" she asked the strange man. He seemed hurt at the
question. "I'm Don Cornero! Hohi! What a feisty one I've picked for
tonight!" He placed a small table up, and put the wine bottle he'd been
carrying on it, along with a bucket of ice. "Kotch! Get in here!" As
he stood there waiting, a man ran in, two wine glasses in hand. "Yes,
sir! Your glasses, sir!" Cornero just glared at the man, who put them
on the table, and left the room in a hurry.
"Now, my pretty, we're all alone!" he said to Officer Jenny. She cringed
at the man, and tried to back away. "Don't try to run! I won't hurt you,
my dear!" She looked him in the eyes. "Why are you doing this, Mr.
Cornero? Why are you keeping me here like this?" Don Cornero let out his
silly laugh again, and said, "Why, because I wanna get laid, and you're
my choice for tonight!" She shook her head. "There are better ways to
pick up a lady than knocking her unconcious and dragging them to your home,
Mr. Cornero. You're in violation of the law!" Cornero laughed again. "I
am not! As long as I keep secrets for the Shinra, I'm safe!" Officer
Jenny shook her head again. "Who are the Shinra? Some sort of gang? Look,
I've never heard of this 'Shinra' you speak of, and they're not gonna come
and help you when you've got the authorities of the Pokelice arresting you!"
Cornero looked at her, confused. "The what? Things sure have been very
confusing lately..." He turned on a nearby device, and sad music began to
play slowly. "You see, my life has been rough. First, I get chased out of
Sector 6 by Cloud Strife, then I almost get killed by the Turks, and now,
I'm stuck in some psychotic world, where animals try to kill each other,
and people like me can't possibly live in. I haven't even lost my virginity
yet..." Officer Jenny laughed. "You abduct women every night, but you've
yet to get some? You are truly pathetic, you know that?" Cornero began to
cry. "Yes, I do know that. Why do you suppose I'm not trying to take
advantage of you? Because I'm stupid, because I'm sure I'll win, or because
I've lost all hope in life?" Officer Jenny was confused. "Well, I don't
know... Because you're stupid?" Cornero shook his head. "Because you've
lost all hope in life?" He shook his head again, and hit a button. Chains
rose out of the floor, and manacles clamped Officer Jenny's hands and feet
down to the floor. "Number two is always correct!" Cornero said, then
laughed his rediculous laugh.
Officer Jenny knew she had little chance to escape this one. Then she
noticed that the switch was very close to her foot. If she could just...
She surged forward with her foot, and hit the button. The manacles came
loose, and she was free. She jumped up, and hit Cornero with a backhand
hit (he'd been undressing, and didn't see it coming), knocking him
unconcious. "Creep!" she yelled at him. She started again for the door,
then remembered her clothes. She looked around quickly, and found them
in a corner on a chair. Quickly she dressed, and held her nightstick
ready as she left the odd mansion. After following the hall to its end,
she found the exit, and left. As she turned around, she saw it was a
foundation for another house. "How clever," she said, and started for
the nearest Pokelice station. That Cornero character was about to get
his just deserts.
The End?
--
���ζ� - Sabaki no sora - Sky Render
(The poster previously known as Doom Guru and Doom Guru X)
Remove the corrupt universe to e-mail me
ICQ: 2632972 AIM: SkyRendrX
home page: http://doomguru.8m.com * The Doom Guru's Domain
Reviewer: Maktos.Com * http://www.maktos.com
My real sig is at http://doomguru.8m.com/sig.txt
Current Position: Enraged Magidrakee & Prime Minister of the
Forest of Mua
* ONE THOUSAND POSTS TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL-FANTASY *
Giver of Impaled Cow points
Wielder of a 5 1/2" Long Chewed-Up Stick
Owner of: 1265459.14159265359 metal arm points
23 Bliss points * 2 Wyvern points * An Obscure Little Book
Chapter End Notes:
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