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Title: Young Pokenstein Part V: A Mad Monster on the Rampage
File Name: young_pokenstein_05.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 9KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: The monster is wandirng about, and happens on to a few
people. Doctor Abra makes an attempt to capture him.
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This one took a lot longer than the rest, mainly because of (vehement swearing)
the stupid telephone. Well, it's done, and I like it. I hope you do, too.
PART V: A Mad Monster on the Rampage
SCENE: A Rural House (A family of Bellsprouts is sealing off
their house after hearing that a monster was on the loose. But
their daughter is still outside, playing near the well. Just
then, the monster comes up.)
BELLSPROUT CHILD: (throwing a few of her petals into the well)
Oh, I hate my horrible hairdo! Oh, I hate my horrible hairdo!
Oh I hate my hairdo!
(The monster, perplexed, walks up to the child. Meanwhile,
inside the house...)
BELLSPROUT FATHER: Can't be too cautious, with that monster
around here. (finishes nailing down a board) Let's just be
glad Belly's in bed right now.
BELLSPROUT MOTHER: I didn't put her to bed! I thought you did?
BELLSPROUT FATHER: What? No, I thought you did? (Suddenly, they
realize that neither one has any clue where their daughter is.)
Oh, shit!
(Meanwhile, the monster has finished removing Belly's most hated
hairdo.)
BELLY: Now kiss and say "bye, bye".
MONSTER: (kisses his hand, and waves at the well) My, my...
BELLY: Oh, nothing left. Come on!
(Inside the house, the parents are near-frantic)
BELLSPROUT FATHER: Oh, if only she were upstairs...
BELLSPROUT MOTHER: I didn't check upstairs! I thought you did!
BELLSPROUT FATHER: You mean you didn't...? (They rush up the
stairs. At about that time...)
BELLY: (on a seesaw) Sit down. (The monster cows) SIT DOWN!
(The monster sits on the seesaw, and Belly is thrown all the way
into her room, and lands softly on her bed. The impact knocks
her out. Just then, her parents enter.)
BELLSPROUT PARENTS: Aaah... (Quietly close the door.)
SCENE: An Old Butterfree's House (It's a few hours later. An old
Butterfree, who is obviously blind, is sitting at a table, talking
to air.)
BUTTERFREE: So then I said... Oh, who am I fooling? All I really
want is another pokemon to talk to. I don't really care what type
it is. Even a Mr. Mime is more talkative than you are. [Author's
Notes: Most Mr. Mimes are mutes, but the constable is a special
case, and that's why he IS the constable. Okay, enough notes.]
(Just then, the monster throws open the old fellow's door,
screaming in rage.)
BUTTERFREE: Oh, thank goodness! Welcome, kind sir! (The monster
begins to roar, but Butterfree stops him.) No, don't speak. Let
me just feel you... Figure you out... My, you're big... You might
make a Rydon look small. What's your name? (The monster growls.)
What was that? (The monster growls louder.) Oh, I'm sorry, I
didn't realize you were a mute. Well, follow me.
(The old Butterfree starts walking towards a stove, and the
monster follows, perplexed.)
BUTTERFREE: Would you like some soup? (The monster growls
affirmative-soundingly.) Yes, then I'll serve you up. I know
how it is, being alone, without anyone to talk to. Now, bring
your bowl. (The monster holds a bowl out, and the old Butterfree
takes a ladleful of soup) It must be cold out there tonight. I
bet this soup will warm you up. (Being blind, he misses the bowl
entirely, hitting the monster right where it counts.)
MONSTER: Uraaagh!
BUTTERFREE: Well, I thought so. (Takes another ladleful. This
time, the monster puts an effort into not getting hit again.) I
haven't left this house in, oh, probably twenty years. (Once
again, somehow the Butterfree manages to hit the monster right
where it counts again.)
MONSTER: Aarugh!
BUTTERFREE: (Putting the pot back, then sitting down) Would you
like some wine to go with your soup? (The monster growls.)
Hold out your cup, then. (This time, he actually hits his target,
and fills the mug up. He then fills his own. But he stops the
monster before it can get a drink in.) Wait! Let us toast! To
new friends. (Smashes the monster's cup with his own. The
monster rolls his eyes, then puts down the broken handle.) Well,
how about a little-after dinner refreshment? (He pulls out two
long brown items.) Cigars! (Hands one to the monster.)
(The old Butterfree grabs the candle off of the table. The
monster, being deathly afraid of all things relating to fire,
freaks out.)
BUTTERFREE: Don't be afraid. Fire is our friend. See? (lights
his cigar with the candle. The monster begins to make sounds of
confusion.) Here, now. Hold out your cigar. (The monster, not
knowing what a "cigar" is, holds out his thumb.) That's right...
(The old man, being blind, lights the poor monster's thumb on
fire. The monster stares at it for a few seconds, then realizes
what it is.)
MONSTER: Woooaahh! (Blows out fire on thumb.) Uraaaaagh! (Runs
out door, breaking it into splinters.)
BUTTERFREE: (At door) WAIT! Where're you going?... I was gonna
make espresso... (Walks back inside.)
SCENE: The Streets of Pokelvania (The monster is wandering around
the town, being generally terrorizing [and not a pokemon around!]
when he hears something. It's a very catchy electric guitar tune
being played. He begins to follow the music, mesmerized. Then,
he reaches the player of the guitar, a bearded old Abra. Before
the monster knows what to do, the Abra removes his beard [guess
who!] and drops the electric guitar.)
ABRA: NOW!!!
(A net lands on the monster, and the monster starts to struggle.
Raichu, Abra, and Jynx all pounce the monster, and Jigglypuff
grabs a sedative. She injects the monster with it as the other
three struggle the monster to the ground.)
MONSTER: Urraaa! (Faints)
ABRA: He's OUT!
RAICHU: I know...
SCENE: The Lab (The monster has been confined in another room,
and the four pokemon of the castle are gathered near its door.)
ABRA: Hand me that candle. I'm going in there.
JIGGLYPUFF: But, doctor! It will try to kill you!
ABRA: It doesn't matter! There's only one hope left for that
poor thing, and that's love! I am going to show him that he is
loved, even at the cost of my own life! I implore you, once I'm
in there, lock the door behind me, and do NOT, under any
circumstances, open that door! No matter how much I beg and
moan, do not open it, or you will undo all that I have tried to
accomplish!
RAICHU: All right. Been nice working with ya. (Hands Abra the
candle.)
(Jynx opens the door, lets Abra in, then locks it behind him.
Abra sets the candle down on the table, but is too noisy about
it, and the monster wakes up.)
ABRA: Ah! Let me out of here! Get me the hell out of here!
(Jigglypuff reaches for the door, but Jynx stops her. The
monster isn't too happy to see that he's chained up, and starts
to roar.)
ABRA: CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE?! I WAS JOKING! OPEN THE
FUCKING DOOR!!!
(Jigglypuff tries again, but Jynx blocks the door.)
JYNX: NEIN!
(Abra, desperate, turns towards the monster. Then, he gets an
insane idea.)
ABRA: HELLO HANDSOME!
(The monster looks around, trying to figure out who Abra is
talking to.)
ABRA: You're a good looking fella, you know that? Do you know
why people hate you? Because they're... jealous!
(The monster is no longer angry, and is actually closer to
tears than anything else.)
ABRA: You're not a bad fella! You're good! People just don't
understand that! I want them to understand!
(The monster can't take it anymore. He begins to weep openly.)
ABRA: This is a good boy! This is a mother's beloved child!
This is a good boy! (The monster sobs) You are not bad. You
are not ugly. You are handsome! You are intelligent! (The
monster sobs even louder.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Doctor Pokenstein! Are you all right?
ABRA: MY NAME... IS POHKENSHTEIN! (The monster looks up at his
master, confused. For the next few hours, Abra trains the
monster how to act civil, waiting for them to open the door.
By the time they come out, the monster is a new pokemon...)
Not exactly a cliffhanger, but it probably makes you wonder what will happen
next, if you haven't seen the original movie I'm basing this off of. Part VI
will be done... well, when it is, really. I have no clue when that will be,
of course, so sit tight...
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part V: A Mad Monster on the Rampage
File Name: young_pokenstein_05.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 9KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: The monster is wandirng about, and happens on to a few
people. Doctor Abra makes an attempt to capture him.
===========================================================================
This one took a lot longer than the rest, mainly because of (vehement swearing)
the stupid telephone. Well, it's done, and I like it. I hope you do, too.
PART V: A Mad Monster on the Rampage
SCENE: A Rural House (A family of Bellsprouts is sealing off
their house after hearing that a monster was on the loose. But
their daughter is still outside, playing near the well. Just
then, the monster comes up.)
BELLSPROUT CHILD: (throwing a few of her petals into the well)
Oh, I hate my horrible hairdo! Oh, I hate my horrible hairdo!
Oh I hate my hairdo!
(The monster, perplexed, walks up to the child. Meanwhile,
inside the house...)
BELLSPROUT FATHER: Can't be too cautious, with that monster
around here. (finishes nailing down a board) Let's just be
glad Belly's in bed right now.
BELLSPROUT MOTHER: I didn't put her to bed! I thought you did?
BELLSPROUT FATHER: What? No, I thought you did? (Suddenly, they
realize that neither one has any clue where their daughter is.)
Oh, shit!
(Meanwhile, the monster has finished removing Belly's most hated
hairdo.)
BELLY: Now kiss and say "bye, bye".
MONSTER: (kisses his hand, and waves at the well) My, my...
BELLY: Oh, nothing left. Come on!
(Inside the house, the parents are near-frantic)
BELLSPROUT FATHER: Oh, if only she were upstairs...
BELLSPROUT MOTHER: I didn't check upstairs! I thought you did!
BELLSPROUT FATHER: You mean you didn't...? (They rush up the
stairs. At about that time...)
BELLY: (on a seesaw) Sit down. (The monster cows) SIT DOWN!
(The monster sits on the seesaw, and Belly is thrown all the way
into her room, and lands softly on her bed. The impact knocks
her out. Just then, her parents enter.)
BELLSPROUT PARENTS: Aaah... (Quietly close the door.)
SCENE: An Old Butterfree's House (It's a few hours later. An old
Butterfree, who is obviously blind, is sitting at a table, talking
to air.)
BUTTERFREE: So then I said... Oh, who am I fooling? All I really
want is another pokemon to talk to. I don't really care what type
it is. Even a Mr. Mime is more talkative than you are. [Author's
Notes: Most Mr. Mimes are mutes, but the constable is a special
case, and that's why he IS the constable. Okay, enough notes.]
(Just then, the monster throws open the old fellow's door,
screaming in rage.)
BUTTERFREE: Oh, thank goodness! Welcome, kind sir! (The monster
begins to roar, but Butterfree stops him.) No, don't speak. Let
me just feel you... Figure you out... My, you're big... You might
make a Rydon look small. What's your name? (The monster growls.)
What was that? (The monster growls louder.) Oh, I'm sorry, I
didn't realize you were a mute. Well, follow me.
(The old Butterfree starts walking towards a stove, and the
monster follows, perplexed.)
BUTTERFREE: Would you like some soup? (The monster growls
affirmative-soundingly.) Yes, then I'll serve you up. I know
how it is, being alone, without anyone to talk to. Now, bring
your bowl. (The monster holds a bowl out, and the old Butterfree
takes a ladleful of soup) It must be cold out there tonight. I
bet this soup will warm you up. (Being blind, he misses the bowl
entirely, hitting the monster right where it counts.)
MONSTER: Uraaagh!
BUTTERFREE: Well, I thought so. (Takes another ladleful. This
time, the monster puts an effort into not getting hit again.) I
haven't left this house in, oh, probably twenty years. (Once
again, somehow the Butterfree manages to hit the monster right
where it counts again.)
MONSTER: Aarugh!
BUTTERFREE: (Putting the pot back, then sitting down) Would you
like some wine to go with your soup? (The monster growls.)
Hold out your cup, then. (This time, he actually hits his target,
and fills the mug up. He then fills his own. But he stops the
monster before it can get a drink in.) Wait! Let us toast! To
new friends. (Smashes the monster's cup with his own. The
monster rolls his eyes, then puts down the broken handle.) Well,
how about a little-after dinner refreshment? (He pulls out two
long brown items.) Cigars! (Hands one to the monster.)
(The old Butterfree grabs the candle off of the table. The
monster, being deathly afraid of all things relating to fire,
freaks out.)
BUTTERFREE: Don't be afraid. Fire is our friend. See? (lights
his cigar with the candle. The monster begins to make sounds of
confusion.) Here, now. Hold out your cigar. (The monster, not
knowing what a "cigar" is, holds out his thumb.) That's right...
(The old man, being blind, lights the poor monster's thumb on
fire. The monster stares at it for a few seconds, then realizes
what it is.)
MONSTER: Woooaahh! (Blows out fire on thumb.) Uraaaaagh! (Runs
out door, breaking it into splinters.)
BUTTERFREE: (At door) WAIT! Where're you going?... I was gonna
make espresso... (Walks back inside.)
SCENE: The Streets of Pokelvania (The monster is wandering around
the town, being generally terrorizing [and not a pokemon around!]
when he hears something. It's a very catchy electric guitar tune
being played. He begins to follow the music, mesmerized. Then,
he reaches the player of the guitar, a bearded old Abra. Before
the monster knows what to do, the Abra removes his beard [guess
who!] and drops the electric guitar.)
ABRA: NOW!!!
(A net lands on the monster, and the monster starts to struggle.
Raichu, Abra, and Jynx all pounce the monster, and Jigglypuff
grabs a sedative. She injects the monster with it as the other
three struggle the monster to the ground.)
MONSTER: Urraaa! (Faints)
ABRA: He's OUT!
RAICHU: I know...
SCENE: The Lab (The monster has been confined in another room,
and the four pokemon of the castle are gathered near its door.)
ABRA: Hand me that candle. I'm going in there.
JIGGLYPUFF: But, doctor! It will try to kill you!
ABRA: It doesn't matter! There's only one hope left for that
poor thing, and that's love! I am going to show him that he is
loved, even at the cost of my own life! I implore you, once I'm
in there, lock the door behind me, and do NOT, under any
circumstances, open that door! No matter how much I beg and
moan, do not open it, or you will undo all that I have tried to
accomplish!
RAICHU: All right. Been nice working with ya. (Hands Abra the
candle.)
(Jynx opens the door, lets Abra in, then locks it behind him.
Abra sets the candle down on the table, but is too noisy about
it, and the monster wakes up.)
ABRA: Ah! Let me out of here! Get me the hell out of here!
(Jigglypuff reaches for the door, but Jynx stops her. The
monster isn't too happy to see that he's chained up, and starts
to roar.)
ABRA: CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE?! I WAS JOKING! OPEN THE
FUCKING DOOR!!!
(Jigglypuff tries again, but Jynx blocks the door.)
JYNX: NEIN!
(Abra, desperate, turns towards the monster. Then, he gets an
insane idea.)
ABRA: HELLO HANDSOME!
(The monster looks around, trying to figure out who Abra is
talking to.)
ABRA: You're a good looking fella, you know that? Do you know
why people hate you? Because they're... jealous!
(The monster is no longer angry, and is actually closer to
tears than anything else.)
ABRA: You're not a bad fella! You're good! People just don't
understand that! I want them to understand!
(The monster can't take it anymore. He begins to weep openly.)
ABRA: This is a good boy! This is a mother's beloved child!
This is a good boy! (The monster sobs) You are not bad. You
are not ugly. You are handsome! You are intelligent! (The
monster sobs even louder.)
JIGGLYPUFF: Doctor Pokenstein! Are you all right?
ABRA: MY NAME... IS POHKENSHTEIN! (The monster looks up at his
master, confused. For the next few hours, Abra trains the
monster how to act civil, waiting for them to open the door.
By the time they come out, the monster is a new pokemon...)
Not exactly a cliffhanger, but it probably makes you wonder what will happen
next, if you haven't seen the original movie I'm basing this off of. Part VI
will be done... well, when it is, really. I have no clue when that will be,
of course, so sit tight...
--
Sky Render
Writer of Lemons, Semi-Lemons, Strange MST's, and Fanfics
Hater of that little electric rodent (we all know who!)
Owner of 1 Demented Brain
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||/ Collaborated position
-AGNPH Psychotic Boat Driver-