The New Guard
Foreword from Ambia: This chapter was not written by me personally - it was written by a mysterious fan called Gabriel Möbius.
I recieved this chapter from the fan's friend not long after the original story was posted, but haven't posted it until now because of limited communication between myself and the author of this chapter.
As you may notice, there are some minor inconsistencies with the previous chapter, but I can assure you they are intentional and to improve the story as a whole.
It's definitely a story worth the read.
Oh yes.. *SQUEAL!*, a fan-story! 8)
So, without further ado: Gabriel Möbius' The New Guard!
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Gabriel yawned and sat up in his bed. It had been several days since he was requested to work at that insufferable power plant, and tonight was his first shift. He brushed a lock of his startling white hair from his face and looked over to the mirror hanging by his bed. He was an Espeon morph, uncommon in the world. He has startling blue eyes, and a thin muzzle and tiny nose as was common in his kind. His fur, like his hair, was white, although a darker shade. Of course, his forehead bore the crystal-like mark of all Espeons, and it was this that he prided himself on. Sure, he had kept his body in shape, resulting in a well-toned, slender form, but this was the true reason he was hired as a guard. His psychic potential was incredible; he had even been known to scare off an Alakazam. But his mind was digressing.
He gave another yawn and lightly slid out of the bed, walking nude through his apartment to the kitchen. In truth, it wasn't that far, and he could easily use his abilities to make breakfast and bring it straight to the room, but where'd the fun in that be? As he cracked open two eggs and put them in a teacup, he allowed his mind to wander back to the dream he had experienced during the day. What stood out to him was a blonde-haired Raichu, and that is what he focused on. Something about her tugged at his very being, but he couldn't figure out what, even though he believed that he knew everything about his powers. All he could do was sigh and finish making the omelet.
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"Bloody hell..."
"What? I take it you've never seen one before, right?"
Gabriel was standing behind some one-way glass, looking into the room he would be standing guard for. Beside him was his employer, a morphic Dragonite. All the Espeon could do was scratch his head as he watched the machine at work. A brown haired Pikachu was its current 'victim', and the Dragonite assured him that it was about to get interesting. As they watched, the dildos inserted into her orifices began to go to work, and, as was explained, two robotic arms began to massage her breasts and pinch at her nipples. From what Gabriel could gather, when one of these electric pokémon orgasmed, they produced an extremely high amount of electricity, which the machine then collected and stored. Gabriel saw the proof of this very rapidly, as the girl leaned her head back and uttered a scream of pleasure, then erupted into a shower of sparks and electricity. Meters on a display panel in the room showed the output, and Gabriel was impressed.
"So," he said, monitoring the readout, "the more they 'put out', the more they get paid?"
"Yes, but she's still new. Look at the power readings in the logs."
Gabriel did so, and found that one particular Raichu had outputted two record-breakers in the last few weeks. Oddly enough, the second one co-incided with the offer of employment. Gabriel felt the crystal on his head tingle, but he ignored it for now. "Number three..." he mused.
"Ah, taken interest in Sari, have you?" asked the Dragonite, patting Gabriel's shoulder. "She'll be coming in tonight, actually. Your shifts end around the same time, why don't you ask her about the last guard?"
Gabriel nodded a bit, and turned from the room to collect his gear. After suiting up in the standard company gear, and receiving the general rules, he was set to work.
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Sure enough, Sari arrived ten minutes after Gabriel got settled in, and looked a bit surprised to see the change of guard. Not surprised that the guard was new, but more so surprised at his looks. She had never seen an Espeon morph before, and the only way she could describe him in her mind was with the word 'beautiful'.
"Ah, you must be Sari," he said, in a soft voice, almost inviting. "I'm Gabriel, the new guard."
In spite of herself, the Raichu blushed, a noticeable blue tinge on the red circles on her cheeks as she slid her file to him. "Um... hi Gabriel. You seem to know me already, so I'll just be going in then."
"Sorry Sari, I have to see your ID first. Company policy. I am still new, after all," he joked, a delicate smile playing across his lips. Sari nodded, and complied readily, puling down the neckline of her shirt as was procedure. But this time, her body felt warmer, and she couldn't understand what was wrong with her. Sure he was cute, but she'd never felt like this before. She wondered if she was getting sick as he let his eyes scan over her breast, then nodded. "Go on through then." She turned to go, but he called out to her and made her look back. "One more thing, if you're free after your shift, maybe you'd like to go get something to eat? I know the perfect place."
"Um... okay, sure," she said, finally turning to go into the chamber.
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As Sari took her place in the machine as usual, she couldn't help but think more on that new guard. She'd had a few boyfriends before, but few elicted the response from her body and mind that he did. As she felt the lubricators test her for lubrication and apply as necessary, she kept running images of the man through her mind, some quite indecent indeed. But she snapped out of this trance when she realised the lubricator had actually applied nothing to her, and a quick glance at the probes gently entering her showed her why. They made wet, sloppy sounds as they slid in, only her anus having been lubricated. But the amount of her natural lubrication oozing down the vaginal probe startled her. Even masturbating at home, she had never seen that much lubrication from herself. And as the probe slid to a halt and caused her to emit a soft 'ooh' of pleasure, she couldn't help but wonder if it had something to do with that Espeon guard...
Gabriel felt a twinge in his crystal and snapped out of the thoughts he was having of Sari. The twinge also caused him to realise that she was the Raichu from his dreams the night before, and something clicked into place. Espeons were known for precognition, and maybe that was what the dream was. He felt another twinge, and turned to look through the door in his guard's booth leading into the room he was in before. Curiously, he slid from his chair and entered the room, stopping in the doorway at the sight of Sari on the machine. He watched the two probes enter her, and couldn't help but notice the expression of ecstasy on her face. He could feel his face and body respond in a similar show of ecstasy, his member swelling to its full size almost immediately. Almost as if possessed, he moved to the chair nearest to the window and sat down, slipping his pants down to the floor and releasing his penis to full view. Gently, he ran two fingers over the tip of it, and then slowly trailed them down the big vein running down the underside of it. As a shudder of pleasure went through him, one also uncannily went through Sari. He was too engrossed in pleasurable thoughts now to realise this, of course. Gently, he found a support to lean on as he firmly wrapped his hand around his member, not realising that he had hit the button that activated a live feed from the camera in the room to the console that Sari was only now turning her face back to.
Sari was about to rest her hand on the controls for the console when the screen suddenly came alive and brought her a startling feed. She saw that Espeon, Gabriel, sitting in a chair staring intently at something, and his hand was starting to stroke along his good-sized cock. She gasped a little at realising that that was the control room, and that what he was looking at so intently was her. It was a bit of a shock to her, but it produced another, bigger reaction. Unconsciously, she started to buck her hips on the probes inside her a little, knowing it was too early for any such thing by normal standards. But her pussy and anus seemed even more receptive than usual right now, and the sight of the Espeon masturbating coupled with the feeling of the probes inside her was driving her mind into a state of passion she had never felt before. And she noticed that as he watched her, Gabriel's stroking, and now pumping, seemed to match her pace exactly, as did his moans and shivers of pleasure. Almost on cue, the dildos and vibrators took their places.
The sight of the new objects moving to pleasure and collect the electricity from Sari's impending orgasm drove Gabriel even wilder, his fist now pumping furiously at his cock. The wet slapping sounds caused by the excessive lubrication his precum provided only helped to up the sexual atmosphere, and he closed his eyes, now concentrating on what he thought to be his version of what was now happening, but what was really his mind linking with Sari's inexplicably. He felt as if that was her pussy around his member instead of his hand, and unknowingly to him, it felt the same way to Sari.
Soon, she was bucking wildly on the tools inserted into her, screaming madly in passion. She, too, had closed her eyes, and was also getting the same pictures and impressions as Gabriel. Her body was going into spasms of pleasure as she felt her orgasm approaching quickly, and the machine revved up to collect the electricity from her.
Gabriel opened his eyes long enough to see Sari arch her back suddenly and erupt into a shower of electricity, and he heard the machine strain to contain and collect it. But before he could get a good picture, he also erupted in his orgasm, his member squirting copious amounts of his semen onto the glass in front of him, and as it continued, all onto his clothing and the chair he was sitting in. Unaware of it, he was also moaning out 'Sari' through the spasms of joy.
As the machine brought her slowly down from the incredible orgasm, Sari could barely think of anything. She lay limp on the comfortable padding, and her breathing slowly returned to normal. "Oh, Gabriel," she moaned out, one hand feebly clutching at the control panel as she attempted to lift her head. She saw him in the monitor, panting and covered in cum, his hand still firmly clasped around his semi-limp member. With a contented sigh, she lifted herself off the machine and moved to get cleaned off and dressed.
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True to her word, Sari gladly met Gabriel outside of the entrance to the complex after his shift ended. Or, more specifically, when he managed to clean up himself and the room. She didn't let him know that she knew about him watching her; at least not consciously. Gabriel had been unconsciously probing her mind when he met her, and he quickly found out about what she knew. They walked towards the Italian restaurant Gabriel suggested, a nervous silence thickening the air between them.
When they finally got to the restaurant and took their seats, Gabriel finally broke the silence. He started out as apologising, which pretty much degraded into rapid apologetic babbling. As soon as he realised he was being incoherent, he stopped and the silence returned, but only briefly. Soon, Sari started giggling madly and couldn't stop herself, and Gabriel tilted his head a bit, trying to make sense of her thoughts. But he was feeling like giggling himself, and soon the two of them were madly giggling, calming down only when the waitress arrived to take their orders. After she left, Sari smiled.
"Gabriel, there's nothing to apologise for... I actually enjoyed the voyeurism," she said, brushing her hair out of her face, almost seductively.
"Y-you did?" he stammered, knowing it to be true but still unable to help himself. Sari nodded.
"But... can I ask you something?" she said, sipping on the drink the waitress had just placed before her. "Did you feel... as if you were inside me? As if you knew what I was feeling and thinking?"
Gabriel blinked at this question, but nodded solemnly. "I'm not surprised that I did... I just guessed that it was my psychic power going out of control. But you felt it too?" She nodded. "Then that's odd..."
They sat in pensive silence for a while, and pretty soon their food arrived. While eating, Gabriel continued to mull everything over in his head. Something didn't add up. He had heard of this before, but it was usually only between mated Espeons. And only after they had had intercourse. But knowing this, a few things started to make connections in his mind. The dream, the tingling... it all added up now. Finally, it all made sense. He quickly swallowed down a forkful of his tortellini and looked at her urgently, elicting a confused look from her.
"I've got it!" he said triumphantly, wiping his mouth clean. "I read about this... I've been having tingling sensations in my crystal around you; in a moment of passion our minds and feelings linked... this all makes sense." At hearing this, Sari swallowed her food and gave him her full attention, curious to what was going on. "Well," he started, obviously excited, "we Espeons are supposed to have fated mates... and from what I've read about the whole thing, our crystals tingle when we meet them or think about them before first intercourse."
"And after intercourse?" she asked curiously, her body at once responding to the word and thought of intercourse with him, even though she had a record-breaking orgasm not twenty minutes ago.
"Well," he mused, "I think their minds link... letting them feel each other and truly be one." He looked up at her after saying this and noted the expression on her face. It was one of disbelief, fear... and he could swear she was also happy.
After that, the rest of dinner was fairly quiet, as both of them were thinking over the implications of what was said. And both of them were quite pleased with it all. They were a bit nervous and apprehensive at first (who wouldn't be?), but they soon both warmed up to it. Because if what Gabriel said was true, and they were meant to be together, then why should they fight it? By the time they paid and were getting ready to leave, the minds and hearts of both were working furiously, and Gabriel made the first move.
"Um, would you like to-" he started, but was cut off by an excited and nervous Sari.
"-go back to your place? I'd love to!" she cut in, almost squealing it before she caught the surprised look on his face.
"Erm... I was going to ask if you'd like to go for a walk... but okay."
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"Well, this is it."
The two were standing in the living room of Gabriel's apartment. Clothing was mostly strewn over one chair, and the couch was amazingly clean. Sari crossed her arms over her chest and looked around the room slowly, not really surprised. But she didn't notice Gabriel, who was mesmerised looking at her this close. Her fur looked so smooth, and her lips were becoming more and more inviting to him. As her head turned back towards him, he lost control and quickly swung his left arm around to pull her to him, his right hand going to her cheek and tilting her head towards him. Before she could react more than widening her eyes in surprise, his lips were pressed against hers, her body pulled to him, and her rapidly unfolded arms clutching at air on either side of him. But she recovered quickly and closed her eyes, her hands going around his neck and pulling him into a deeper kiss. His tongue slid into her mouth and found hers, the two organs gleefully mingling and playing with each other as the kiss grew even deeper and more loving. And even as this initial contact was going on, they could each feel something inexplicably special, as if they were melting into each other; a lovely fusion of mind and soul.
Before either of them could really notice it, they were both in Gabriel's bed, their clothing somehow having been removed and tossed to one side. Lying side by side, their mouths and hands explored each other greedily, Gabriel fascinated by the curves and softness of Sari's form; Sari fascinated by the lines and rigidity of Gabriel. As his hand found her already moist sex, her hand found his member, and they began pleasuring each other at almost the same time. Sari stroked along the length of his member with her delicate and smooth fingers, while Gabriel started probing her sex. Even though she was accustomed to large probes, Sari nevertheless found the delicate touches and probing that he was giving her more pleasurable than anything else she could remember. And even as she began to stroke faster along his stiff penis, she could feel an orgasm welling up inside of her. Quickly, she got up and lay with her sex close to his mouth, her face close to his member. Instantly, they both resumed their activities, the Espeon licking along the slit between her labia, the Raichu kissing and licking his member.
As he found her clit and began suckling on it, she decided to try something new. She took his member all the way into her mouth and sucked on it gently, and as she heard him moaning from her sex, she gently wrapped her tongue around it and began to bob her head. His groans only made her move quicker, and then she went ahead with her plan. Gently, she began to deliver small electric shocks with her tongue along his member as she sucked on it, the tingling causing him to shudder in sheer pleasure and start groaning and sucking hard on her clit. This, in turn, drove her wild, making her increase her pace and the intensity of the shocks. They both kept up this pace, until they reached their limits simultaneously. But as Sari orgasmed, her body forgot for a moment that Gabriel could be hurt by the shocks, and sent one through him. He froze and his eyes opened wide at this, but it only caused his orgasm to be fierce as Sari regained enough control to stop it before any damage was done. After that, they enjoyed the other's orgasm; Gabriel happily lapping up Sari's juices as her pussy spasmed with the pleasure, Sari greedily drinking down Gabriel's hot cum.
After they came down from their highs, she crawled back up to him and they embraced once again and shared an even more passionate kiss, the tastes of their sexual fluids mingling and mixing in the sensual kiss. "I love you, Sari," murmured Gabriel as they broke the kiss, one hand gently stroking along her cheek while the other roamed her back, feeling along the smooth curves of her.
"I love you too, Gabriel," she said without hesitation, now fully believing in what they had discovered. No one had ever made her feel this way before, and the pure bliss of it all had consumed her. Her hands were still exploring the lines and ripples of his back.
After a little of this cuddling, Gabriel moved down her body and turned her onto her back, then spread her legs gently. His member was stiff again, and ready for her. She shivered in anticipation of what was to come, and as he slid between her legs and pressed the tip of it at the entrance to her sex, she let out a low moan. And as he pushed it slowly into her waiting sex, both of them felt something like a sense of displacement, only to snap back into place quickly. And as her labia touched his pubic hair, they looked into each other's eyes and knew that they were now one, physically, spiritually and mentally. Slowly, he started to move, his slick member sliding easily along her walls. Both of them let out moans of pleasure, each experiencing the pleasure of the other along with their own. And as the Espeon's member was almost out, he pushed it back in, faster now, a wet sound coming from the joining of their genetalia. Faster and faster he thrusted into her and each movement was sending waves of pleasure coursing through them both. He shifted position and leaned over her, cupping both her breasts in his paws and squeezing them gently as he kissed her. She greedily kisses him back and bucked her hips against him, both of them approaching their orgasms rapidly. And as he made one final thrust and slid his tongue into her mouth, they both erupted in another orgasm, moaning into each other as his member filled her pussy with his hot, yet thinner, semen. And as they both came down from their orgasms, both having felt the pleasure of the other as well, they collapsed against each other and drifted off into what was probably the sweetest sleep either of them had ever known.
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When they both awoke, they were neither surprised at what had happened, nor ashamed. Instead, they gladly embraced each other and shared a passionate kiss, which now seemed to become their standard way of showing affection. Sari kissed the crystal on Gabriel's forehead, and after a few minutes of tender fondling and affection, they got up and walked to the kitchen, where Gabriel offered to make quick breakfast of eggs and sausages. His new mate accepted, and she once more gazed around his apartment, now a bit amused at the condition it was in. Leaving the sausages to defrost, Gabriel went over to her and kissed the back of her neck softly, and they walked over to the couch to sit with each other.
"So... what now?" she asked, her hand clasping and entwining with his.
"Well, I'm not sure. I'm as new to this as you are, so I can't really tell what should happen. But it seems we still retain our personalities and free will... for the most part." He dropped into silence and started to act pensive again, just as he had been in the restaurant. Things had happened so quickly recently, that even with the small break in the restaurant he just wished he could sit down and think. He prided himself on his rationality and logic, and things moving this fast without a break was a bit unnerving for him.
Sari, on the other hand, did not really mind the pace at which things were going. True, it was faster than all of her other relationships, but with the circumstances and her new connection with the Espeon, she was quite happy. But, the silence was getting to her, and although she could sense her mate's brooding, she still wanted something to help her mind finish coming to terms with all this. Sensing her need for conversation, Gabriel draped his other arm around her and snuggled her close, then gave her a smile.
"I've been meaning to ask, the Dragonite back at the plant told me to ask you about what happened to the last guard."
Sari giggled madly at this question and stuck out her tongue a little. "Well, I had him put on a series I was watching because I thought he was cute." She sighed a little wistfully. "How was I to know that he would turn out to love porn acting more than being a security guard?"
Gabriel couldn't help but laugh at this. After giving her a hug, he got up and went to check on the sausages. Filling the frying pan with a little vegetable oil, he let his mind wander again, still trying to fit a few nuances into place. Firstly, why was his mate a Raichu? Not that he was complaining, Sari was as beautiful inside as she was outside. But he always thought that Espeon mates were among the same species. At least from what he read. But as he could not find a rational explanation for this, he moved onto other things. For instance, now that his mind had time to process everything and things were reasonably calm, he remembered that, by all rights, Sari wasn't supposed to be in yesterday. There was no power shortage, and all they needed were a few Pikachus to keep the batteries topped up. So why was Sari brought in? This was beginning to frustrate him, because nothing was fitting together as it should, and even his normal psychic intuition seemed to be giving him nothing. But as he dropped the sausages into the now heated oil, he felt two hands on his back, followed by his mate's soft breasts, and then the rest of her body. He smiled and felt most of his frustration melt away, and turned to embrace her. Things didn't need to make sense right now, that wasn't important.
After sending Sari to fix up the little counter he used as a table, Gabriel started on the eggs and kept the sausages from burning. Soon, everything was finished up and they sat down to eat. As they ate, they found that conversation wasn't really necessary much; they could convey most of what they wanted by, for lack of a better wordly description, the images that their feelings took. The longer they were bonded, it seemed, the more they could interpret from each other's feelings. Soon, they were carrying on the equivalent of a mental conversation, gradually learning about each other over breakfast.
~~So, what happened to your parents?~~ asked Sari.
~~Well, they both moved away after the adoption. They didn't expect to have me as an Espeon... it was by sheer accident that that stone was brought into contact with me.~~
~~That's so sad...~~
~~What about you?~~
~~Well,~~ she said, ~~They basically weren't there for me much as a child. I did manage to get the occasional praise for a report card, but never anything much. Dad was too busy with work, and my mother was a whore.~~
~~Ouch, and you said my childhood was nasty.~~
~~Well, at least I knew my parents... you only had an adopted mom. But I left when I turned eighteen. It was kinda tough, finding an apartment and a job, but at least being a Raichu was good for something.~~
~~Who's your favourite politician?~~
She mentally winced. ~~That was random. I think all politicians are scum and need to get their heads out of their asses.~~
~~Would you look at that, me too. Except I'd rather you club them over the head once you get it out.~~
Both of them erupted into fits of giggles as the conversation continued, and somehow made their measly breakfast last almost an hour. They had to finish sometime though, and when they did, Sari insisted on doing the cleaning up. Gabriel sighed and conceded to her will, resigning himself to playfully groping at her as she tried to work, earning him a few little shocks and an equally playful swat of her tail. Just before she finished up, Gabriel went around the apartment, opening windows and sliding back the curtains to let the sunlight in. As he turned away from the last window and Sari saw him silhouetted in the light, she felt as if she was looking at an angel. Gabriel made sure to give her a playful nibble on the ear for that when she joined him on the couch.
~~You know, I'm a surprisingly bawdy wench,~~ she said playfully, her hand groping lightly at his sheath and sac after he finished nibbling on her ear.
~~You want to have sex again?~~
~~I want to have you inside me again. Now shush and get on your back.~~
The Espeon happily complied and watched as she stroked along his sheath, groaning lightly as she coaxed his member out of it. Very slowly, she took him in her mouth, and moaned around it as she felt his pleasure at this. Slowly, she bobbed her head, and wondered curiously how the treatment she gave him last night really felt. Curling her tongue around his member as she had done before, she began to bob her head faster, now delivering the same series of tiny electric shocks as before. At feeling how he reacted to this almost as if his member were hers as well, she couldn't help but pick up the pace. It was at this moment when she, and by extension her mate as well, stopped thinking of pleasuring each other, and began thinking of giving pleasure to the whole. Moaning louder and louder, almost an eerie chorus, the lovers shared the intimate pleasures that Sari was administering. Using every ounce of self-control she had, Sari barely managed to get herself to tease a bit longer before bringing forth their orgasm. Wave after wave of loving passion passed through the two at this simple act, their bond growing ever stronger with every spurt of semen, every stroke, and every little action.
Almost in a blur, Sari was on top of him, and the coupling of their bodies felt twice as wonderful as the night before. As she started to rock her hips and bounce on his member, Gabriel reached up and grasped her jiggling breasts tightly, his fingers greedily pinching at the nipples as he squeezed. He tried to make out the feeling that caused from within the jumbled mess he felt washing over him, but was too easily lost in the tide of it all. Sari felt the same way, trying to make out how his member felt as her pussy hungrily engulfed it and pleasured it. But eventually, they both gave into the collective pleasure of it all, and soon were both swept into an orgasm like never before, each wave intensifying as it went on instead of decreasing.
As their orgasm wound down, Sari left his member in her and leaned over to kiss him, her tongue hungrily slipping into his mouth. His, eager for the attention, returned the caresses, and they wrapped their arms around the other and settled into a passionate embrace. After breaking the bond, Gabriel said, ~~my turn,~~ and pushed her down, spreading her legs and lapping greedily at her pussy. He was eager to experience the isolated pleasures he could administer, and the first lick sent him wild, as well as her. Soon, they were both writing as his tongue lashed at her sex, leaving nothing unattended. Clitoris, g-spot, labia, it explored and experienced them all in that one frantic session. After bringing an orgasm forth, he slid up her body to tease her firm, pert nipples, his tongue and teeth going to work. For every new sensation they shared, the more their bond grew, until, after her brought forth one final orgasm from her and settled into one more passionate kiss, they finally were truly one.
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"Close it, I have seen enough."
The voice came from the Dragonite from the day before, but his attire was totally different. Now in a slick business suit, more commonly used by those who wish to draw attention to themselves for a purpose, he seemed a different being. Next to him, the morphic Kadabra nodded and closed what appeared to be a small portal hovering in front of them. The image in it was a live feed of what was going on in the apartment between the two new lovers.
~~Personally,~~ mused the Kadabra, ~~the feeling of that Espeon sickens me to the stomach. I'm only doing this because you want it.~~
"Of course, my dear pet," said the Dragonite, gently petting the head of the Kadabra. "And it's working perfectly so far too."
~~I still don't get it. Why do you want them to be a couple so badly?~~
"Ahh, my poor dear. Let me try to explain this to you fully. You see, Espeon-" he started, but was cut off.
~~Yes, yes. I know about how they bond. What does this have to do with me making him bond with that girl?~~
"Well, as you know, an Espeon who is formed from a stone and not born usually does not have a fated mate, but one can be formed by a powerful psychic user who can obtain the stone that was used on it."
~~You're babbling again, I know that. I DID that, remember?~~
"Yes, yes, calm down my pet. Just refreshing your memory. My, but you're feisty today."
~~I'll be a lot less peeved when I understand what this is about.~~
"Poor, dense baby. Think. Espeons share every pleasure with their mate. And you well know that a Raichu with no restrictions produces a lot of power when orgasming." The Kadabra nodded. "Well, let's put it this way. With her feeling his orgasm as well as hers, the amount of power produced will be immeasurable! Three sessions could fill enough batteries to keep the city running in an emergency for a week."
~~I get it. Does this have anything to do with that new model you brought in?~~
"Yes, you're getting it." Both of them erupted in smiles, the Kadabra's seemingly foul mood vanishing with understanding. "Now, I don't know about you, but that little scene left me feeling a little... pent-up..." They both just smiled.
I recieved this chapter from the fan's friend not long after the original story was posted, but haven't posted it until now because of limited communication between myself and the author of this chapter.
As you may notice, there are some minor inconsistencies with the previous chapter, but I can assure you they are intentional and to improve the story as a whole.
It's definitely a story worth the read.
Oh yes.. *SQUEAL!*, a fan-story! 8)
So, without further ado: Gabriel Möbius' The New Guard!
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Gabriel yawned and sat up in his bed. It had been several days since he was requested to work at that insufferable power plant, and tonight was his first shift. He brushed a lock of his startling white hair from his face and looked over to the mirror hanging by his bed. He was an Espeon morph, uncommon in the world. He has startling blue eyes, and a thin muzzle and tiny nose as was common in his kind. His fur, like his hair, was white, although a darker shade. Of course, his forehead bore the crystal-like mark of all Espeons, and it was this that he prided himself on. Sure, he had kept his body in shape, resulting in a well-toned, slender form, but this was the true reason he was hired as a guard. His psychic potential was incredible; he had even been known to scare off an Alakazam. But his mind was digressing.
He gave another yawn and lightly slid out of the bed, walking nude through his apartment to the kitchen. In truth, it wasn't that far, and he could easily use his abilities to make breakfast and bring it straight to the room, but where'd the fun in that be? As he cracked open two eggs and put them in a teacup, he allowed his mind to wander back to the dream he had experienced during the day. What stood out to him was a blonde-haired Raichu, and that is what he focused on. Something about her tugged at his very being, but he couldn't figure out what, even though he believed that he knew everything about his powers. All he could do was sigh and finish making the omelet.
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"Bloody hell..."
"What? I take it you've never seen one before, right?"
Gabriel was standing behind some one-way glass, looking into the room he would be standing guard for. Beside him was his employer, a morphic Dragonite. All the Espeon could do was scratch his head as he watched the machine at work. A brown haired Pikachu was its current 'victim', and the Dragonite assured him that it was about to get interesting. As they watched, the dildos inserted into her orifices began to go to work, and, as was explained, two robotic arms began to massage her breasts and pinch at her nipples. From what Gabriel could gather, when one of these electric pokémon orgasmed, they produced an extremely high amount of electricity, which the machine then collected and stored. Gabriel saw the proof of this very rapidly, as the girl leaned her head back and uttered a scream of pleasure, then erupted into a shower of sparks and electricity. Meters on a display panel in the room showed the output, and Gabriel was impressed.
"So," he said, monitoring the readout, "the more they 'put out', the more they get paid?"
"Yes, but she's still new. Look at the power readings in the logs."
Gabriel did so, and found that one particular Raichu had outputted two record-breakers in the last few weeks. Oddly enough, the second one co-incided with the offer of employment. Gabriel felt the crystal on his head tingle, but he ignored it for now. "Number three..." he mused.
"Ah, taken interest in Sari, have you?" asked the Dragonite, patting Gabriel's shoulder. "She'll be coming in tonight, actually. Your shifts end around the same time, why don't you ask her about the last guard?"
Gabriel nodded a bit, and turned from the room to collect his gear. After suiting up in the standard company gear, and receiving the general rules, he was set to work.
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Sure enough, Sari arrived ten minutes after Gabriel got settled in, and looked a bit surprised to see the change of guard. Not surprised that the guard was new, but more so surprised at his looks. She had never seen an Espeon morph before, and the only way she could describe him in her mind was with the word 'beautiful'.
"Ah, you must be Sari," he said, in a soft voice, almost inviting. "I'm Gabriel, the new guard."
In spite of herself, the Raichu blushed, a noticeable blue tinge on the red circles on her cheeks as she slid her file to him. "Um... hi Gabriel. You seem to know me already, so I'll just be going in then."
"Sorry Sari, I have to see your ID first. Company policy. I am still new, after all," he joked, a delicate smile playing across his lips. Sari nodded, and complied readily, puling down the neckline of her shirt as was procedure. But this time, her body felt warmer, and she couldn't understand what was wrong with her. Sure he was cute, but she'd never felt like this before. She wondered if she was getting sick as he let his eyes scan over her breast, then nodded. "Go on through then." She turned to go, but he called out to her and made her look back. "One more thing, if you're free after your shift, maybe you'd like to go get something to eat? I know the perfect place."
"Um... okay, sure," she said, finally turning to go into the chamber.
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As Sari took her place in the machine as usual, she couldn't help but think more on that new guard. She'd had a few boyfriends before, but few elicted the response from her body and mind that he did. As she felt the lubricators test her for lubrication and apply as necessary, she kept running images of the man through her mind, some quite indecent indeed. But she snapped out of this trance when she realised the lubricator had actually applied nothing to her, and a quick glance at the probes gently entering her showed her why. They made wet, sloppy sounds as they slid in, only her anus having been lubricated. But the amount of her natural lubrication oozing down the vaginal probe startled her. Even masturbating at home, she had never seen that much lubrication from herself. And as the probe slid to a halt and caused her to emit a soft 'ooh' of pleasure, she couldn't help but wonder if it had something to do with that Espeon guard...
Gabriel felt a twinge in his crystal and snapped out of the thoughts he was having of Sari. The twinge also caused him to realise that she was the Raichu from his dreams the night before, and something clicked into place. Espeons were known for precognition, and maybe that was what the dream was. He felt another twinge, and turned to look through the door in his guard's booth leading into the room he was in before. Curiously, he slid from his chair and entered the room, stopping in the doorway at the sight of Sari on the machine. He watched the two probes enter her, and couldn't help but notice the expression of ecstasy on her face. He could feel his face and body respond in a similar show of ecstasy, his member swelling to its full size almost immediately. Almost as if possessed, he moved to the chair nearest to the window and sat down, slipping his pants down to the floor and releasing his penis to full view. Gently, he ran two fingers over the tip of it, and then slowly trailed them down the big vein running down the underside of it. As a shudder of pleasure went through him, one also uncannily went through Sari. He was too engrossed in pleasurable thoughts now to realise this, of course. Gently, he found a support to lean on as he firmly wrapped his hand around his member, not realising that he had hit the button that activated a live feed from the camera in the room to the console that Sari was only now turning her face back to.
Sari was about to rest her hand on the controls for the console when the screen suddenly came alive and brought her a startling feed. She saw that Espeon, Gabriel, sitting in a chair staring intently at something, and his hand was starting to stroke along his good-sized cock. She gasped a little at realising that that was the control room, and that what he was looking at so intently was her. It was a bit of a shock to her, but it produced another, bigger reaction. Unconsciously, she started to buck her hips on the probes inside her a little, knowing it was too early for any such thing by normal standards. But her pussy and anus seemed even more receptive than usual right now, and the sight of the Espeon masturbating coupled with the feeling of the probes inside her was driving her mind into a state of passion she had never felt before. And she noticed that as he watched her, Gabriel's stroking, and now pumping, seemed to match her pace exactly, as did his moans and shivers of pleasure. Almost on cue, the dildos and vibrators took their places.
The sight of the new objects moving to pleasure and collect the electricity from Sari's impending orgasm drove Gabriel even wilder, his fist now pumping furiously at his cock. The wet slapping sounds caused by the excessive lubrication his precum provided only helped to up the sexual atmosphere, and he closed his eyes, now concentrating on what he thought to be his version of what was now happening, but what was really his mind linking with Sari's inexplicably. He felt as if that was her pussy around his member instead of his hand, and unknowingly to him, it felt the same way to Sari.
Soon, she was bucking wildly on the tools inserted into her, screaming madly in passion. She, too, had closed her eyes, and was also getting the same pictures and impressions as Gabriel. Her body was going into spasms of pleasure as she felt her orgasm approaching quickly, and the machine revved up to collect the electricity from her.
Gabriel opened his eyes long enough to see Sari arch her back suddenly and erupt into a shower of electricity, and he heard the machine strain to contain and collect it. But before he could get a good picture, he also erupted in his orgasm, his member squirting copious amounts of his semen onto the glass in front of him, and as it continued, all onto his clothing and the chair he was sitting in. Unaware of it, he was also moaning out 'Sari' through the spasms of joy.
As the machine brought her slowly down from the incredible orgasm, Sari could barely think of anything. She lay limp on the comfortable padding, and her breathing slowly returned to normal. "Oh, Gabriel," she moaned out, one hand feebly clutching at the control panel as she attempted to lift her head. She saw him in the monitor, panting and covered in cum, his hand still firmly clasped around his semi-limp member. With a contented sigh, she lifted herself off the machine and moved to get cleaned off and dressed.
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True to her word, Sari gladly met Gabriel outside of the entrance to the complex after his shift ended. Or, more specifically, when he managed to clean up himself and the room. She didn't let him know that she knew about him watching her; at least not consciously. Gabriel had been unconsciously probing her mind when he met her, and he quickly found out about what she knew. They walked towards the Italian restaurant Gabriel suggested, a nervous silence thickening the air between them.
When they finally got to the restaurant and took their seats, Gabriel finally broke the silence. He started out as apologising, which pretty much degraded into rapid apologetic babbling. As soon as he realised he was being incoherent, he stopped and the silence returned, but only briefly. Soon, Sari started giggling madly and couldn't stop herself, and Gabriel tilted his head a bit, trying to make sense of her thoughts. But he was feeling like giggling himself, and soon the two of them were madly giggling, calming down only when the waitress arrived to take their orders. After she left, Sari smiled.
"Gabriel, there's nothing to apologise for... I actually enjoyed the voyeurism," she said, brushing her hair out of her face, almost seductively.
"Y-you did?" he stammered, knowing it to be true but still unable to help himself. Sari nodded.
"But... can I ask you something?" she said, sipping on the drink the waitress had just placed before her. "Did you feel... as if you were inside me? As if you knew what I was feeling and thinking?"
Gabriel blinked at this question, but nodded solemnly. "I'm not surprised that I did... I just guessed that it was my psychic power going out of control. But you felt it too?" She nodded. "Then that's odd..."
They sat in pensive silence for a while, and pretty soon their food arrived. While eating, Gabriel continued to mull everything over in his head. Something didn't add up. He had heard of this before, but it was usually only between mated Espeons. And only after they had had intercourse. But knowing this, a few things started to make connections in his mind. The dream, the tingling... it all added up now. Finally, it all made sense. He quickly swallowed down a forkful of his tortellini and looked at her urgently, elicting a confused look from her.
"I've got it!" he said triumphantly, wiping his mouth clean. "I read about this... I've been having tingling sensations in my crystal around you; in a moment of passion our minds and feelings linked... this all makes sense." At hearing this, Sari swallowed her food and gave him her full attention, curious to what was going on. "Well," he started, obviously excited, "we Espeons are supposed to have fated mates... and from what I've read about the whole thing, our crystals tingle when we meet them or think about them before first intercourse."
"And after intercourse?" she asked curiously, her body at once responding to the word and thought of intercourse with him, even though she had a record-breaking orgasm not twenty minutes ago.
"Well," he mused, "I think their minds link... letting them feel each other and truly be one." He looked up at her after saying this and noted the expression on her face. It was one of disbelief, fear... and he could swear she was also happy.
After that, the rest of dinner was fairly quiet, as both of them were thinking over the implications of what was said. And both of them were quite pleased with it all. They were a bit nervous and apprehensive at first (who wouldn't be?), but they soon both warmed up to it. Because if what Gabriel said was true, and they were meant to be together, then why should they fight it? By the time they paid and were getting ready to leave, the minds and hearts of both were working furiously, and Gabriel made the first move.
"Um, would you like to-" he started, but was cut off by an excited and nervous Sari.
"-go back to your place? I'd love to!" she cut in, almost squealing it before she caught the surprised look on his face.
"Erm... I was going to ask if you'd like to go for a walk... but okay."
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"Well, this is it."
The two were standing in the living room of Gabriel's apartment. Clothing was mostly strewn over one chair, and the couch was amazingly clean. Sari crossed her arms over her chest and looked around the room slowly, not really surprised. But she didn't notice Gabriel, who was mesmerised looking at her this close. Her fur looked so smooth, and her lips were becoming more and more inviting to him. As her head turned back towards him, he lost control and quickly swung his left arm around to pull her to him, his right hand going to her cheek and tilting her head towards him. Before she could react more than widening her eyes in surprise, his lips were pressed against hers, her body pulled to him, and her rapidly unfolded arms clutching at air on either side of him. But she recovered quickly and closed her eyes, her hands going around his neck and pulling him into a deeper kiss. His tongue slid into her mouth and found hers, the two organs gleefully mingling and playing with each other as the kiss grew even deeper and more loving. And even as this initial contact was going on, they could each feel something inexplicably special, as if they were melting into each other; a lovely fusion of mind and soul.
Before either of them could really notice it, they were both in Gabriel's bed, their clothing somehow having been removed and tossed to one side. Lying side by side, their mouths and hands explored each other greedily, Gabriel fascinated by the curves and softness of Sari's form; Sari fascinated by the lines and rigidity of Gabriel. As his hand found her already moist sex, her hand found his member, and they began pleasuring each other at almost the same time. Sari stroked along the length of his member with her delicate and smooth fingers, while Gabriel started probing her sex. Even though she was accustomed to large probes, Sari nevertheless found the delicate touches and probing that he was giving her more pleasurable than anything else she could remember. And even as she began to stroke faster along his stiff penis, she could feel an orgasm welling up inside of her. Quickly, she got up and lay with her sex close to his mouth, her face close to his member. Instantly, they both resumed their activities, the Espeon licking along the slit between her labia, the Raichu kissing and licking his member.
As he found her clit and began suckling on it, she decided to try something new. She took his member all the way into her mouth and sucked on it gently, and as she heard him moaning from her sex, she gently wrapped her tongue around it and began to bob her head. His groans only made her move quicker, and then she went ahead with her plan. Gently, she began to deliver small electric shocks with her tongue along his member as she sucked on it, the tingling causing him to shudder in sheer pleasure and start groaning and sucking hard on her clit. This, in turn, drove her wild, making her increase her pace and the intensity of the shocks. They both kept up this pace, until they reached their limits simultaneously. But as Sari orgasmed, her body forgot for a moment that Gabriel could be hurt by the shocks, and sent one through him. He froze and his eyes opened wide at this, but it only caused his orgasm to be fierce as Sari regained enough control to stop it before any damage was done. After that, they enjoyed the other's orgasm; Gabriel happily lapping up Sari's juices as her pussy spasmed with the pleasure, Sari greedily drinking down Gabriel's hot cum.
After they came down from their highs, she crawled back up to him and they embraced once again and shared an even more passionate kiss, the tastes of their sexual fluids mingling and mixing in the sensual kiss. "I love you, Sari," murmured Gabriel as they broke the kiss, one hand gently stroking along her cheek while the other roamed her back, feeling along the smooth curves of her.
"I love you too, Gabriel," she said without hesitation, now fully believing in what they had discovered. No one had ever made her feel this way before, and the pure bliss of it all had consumed her. Her hands were still exploring the lines and ripples of his back.
After a little of this cuddling, Gabriel moved down her body and turned her onto her back, then spread her legs gently. His member was stiff again, and ready for her. She shivered in anticipation of what was to come, and as he slid between her legs and pressed the tip of it at the entrance to her sex, she let out a low moan. And as he pushed it slowly into her waiting sex, both of them felt something like a sense of displacement, only to snap back into place quickly. And as her labia touched his pubic hair, they looked into each other's eyes and knew that they were now one, physically, spiritually and mentally. Slowly, he started to move, his slick member sliding easily along her walls. Both of them let out moans of pleasure, each experiencing the pleasure of the other along with their own. And as the Espeon's member was almost out, he pushed it back in, faster now, a wet sound coming from the joining of their genetalia. Faster and faster he thrusted into her and each movement was sending waves of pleasure coursing through them both. He shifted position and leaned over her, cupping both her breasts in his paws and squeezing them gently as he kissed her. She greedily kisses him back and bucked her hips against him, both of them approaching their orgasms rapidly. And as he made one final thrust and slid his tongue into her mouth, they both erupted in another orgasm, moaning into each other as his member filled her pussy with his hot, yet thinner, semen. And as they both came down from their orgasms, both having felt the pleasure of the other as well, they collapsed against each other and drifted off into what was probably the sweetest sleep either of them had ever known.
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When they both awoke, they were neither surprised at what had happened, nor ashamed. Instead, they gladly embraced each other and shared a passionate kiss, which now seemed to become their standard way of showing affection. Sari kissed the crystal on Gabriel's forehead, and after a few minutes of tender fondling and affection, they got up and walked to the kitchen, where Gabriel offered to make quick breakfast of eggs and sausages. His new mate accepted, and she once more gazed around his apartment, now a bit amused at the condition it was in. Leaving the sausages to defrost, Gabriel went over to her and kissed the back of her neck softly, and they walked over to the couch to sit with each other.
"So... what now?" she asked, her hand clasping and entwining with his.
"Well, I'm not sure. I'm as new to this as you are, so I can't really tell what should happen. But it seems we still retain our personalities and free will... for the most part." He dropped into silence and started to act pensive again, just as he had been in the restaurant. Things had happened so quickly recently, that even with the small break in the restaurant he just wished he could sit down and think. He prided himself on his rationality and logic, and things moving this fast without a break was a bit unnerving for him.
Sari, on the other hand, did not really mind the pace at which things were going. True, it was faster than all of her other relationships, but with the circumstances and her new connection with the Espeon, she was quite happy. But, the silence was getting to her, and although she could sense her mate's brooding, she still wanted something to help her mind finish coming to terms with all this. Sensing her need for conversation, Gabriel draped his other arm around her and snuggled her close, then gave her a smile.
"I've been meaning to ask, the Dragonite back at the plant told me to ask you about what happened to the last guard."
Sari giggled madly at this question and stuck out her tongue a little. "Well, I had him put on a series I was watching because I thought he was cute." She sighed a little wistfully. "How was I to know that he would turn out to love porn acting more than being a security guard?"
Gabriel couldn't help but laugh at this. After giving her a hug, he got up and went to check on the sausages. Filling the frying pan with a little vegetable oil, he let his mind wander again, still trying to fit a few nuances into place. Firstly, why was his mate a Raichu? Not that he was complaining, Sari was as beautiful inside as she was outside. But he always thought that Espeon mates were among the same species. At least from what he read. But as he could not find a rational explanation for this, he moved onto other things. For instance, now that his mind had time to process everything and things were reasonably calm, he remembered that, by all rights, Sari wasn't supposed to be in yesterday. There was no power shortage, and all they needed were a few Pikachus to keep the batteries topped up. So why was Sari brought in? This was beginning to frustrate him, because nothing was fitting together as it should, and even his normal psychic intuition seemed to be giving him nothing. But as he dropped the sausages into the now heated oil, he felt two hands on his back, followed by his mate's soft breasts, and then the rest of her body. He smiled and felt most of his frustration melt away, and turned to embrace her. Things didn't need to make sense right now, that wasn't important.
After sending Sari to fix up the little counter he used as a table, Gabriel started on the eggs and kept the sausages from burning. Soon, everything was finished up and they sat down to eat. As they ate, they found that conversation wasn't really necessary much; they could convey most of what they wanted by, for lack of a better wordly description, the images that their feelings took. The longer they were bonded, it seemed, the more they could interpret from each other's feelings. Soon, they were carrying on the equivalent of a mental conversation, gradually learning about each other over breakfast.
~~So, what happened to your parents?~~ asked Sari.
~~Well, they both moved away after the adoption. They didn't expect to have me as an Espeon... it was by sheer accident that that stone was brought into contact with me.~~
~~That's so sad...~~
~~What about you?~~
~~Well,~~ she said, ~~They basically weren't there for me much as a child. I did manage to get the occasional praise for a report card, but never anything much. Dad was too busy with work, and my mother was a whore.~~
~~Ouch, and you said my childhood was nasty.~~
~~Well, at least I knew my parents... you only had an adopted mom. But I left when I turned eighteen. It was kinda tough, finding an apartment and a job, but at least being a Raichu was good for something.~~
~~Who's your favourite politician?~~
She mentally winced. ~~That was random. I think all politicians are scum and need to get their heads out of their asses.~~
~~Would you look at that, me too. Except I'd rather you club them over the head once you get it out.~~
Both of them erupted into fits of giggles as the conversation continued, and somehow made their measly breakfast last almost an hour. They had to finish sometime though, and when they did, Sari insisted on doing the cleaning up. Gabriel sighed and conceded to her will, resigning himself to playfully groping at her as she tried to work, earning him a few little shocks and an equally playful swat of her tail. Just before she finished up, Gabriel went around the apartment, opening windows and sliding back the curtains to let the sunlight in. As he turned away from the last window and Sari saw him silhouetted in the light, she felt as if she was looking at an angel. Gabriel made sure to give her a playful nibble on the ear for that when she joined him on the couch.
~~You know, I'm a surprisingly bawdy wench,~~ she said playfully, her hand groping lightly at his sheath and sac after he finished nibbling on her ear.
~~You want to have sex again?~~
~~I want to have you inside me again. Now shush and get on your back.~~
The Espeon happily complied and watched as she stroked along his sheath, groaning lightly as she coaxed his member out of it. Very slowly, she took him in her mouth, and moaned around it as she felt his pleasure at this. Slowly, she bobbed her head, and wondered curiously how the treatment she gave him last night really felt. Curling her tongue around his member as she had done before, she began to bob her head faster, now delivering the same series of tiny electric shocks as before. At feeling how he reacted to this almost as if his member were hers as well, she couldn't help but pick up the pace. It was at this moment when she, and by extension her mate as well, stopped thinking of pleasuring each other, and began thinking of giving pleasure to the whole. Moaning louder and louder, almost an eerie chorus, the lovers shared the intimate pleasures that Sari was administering. Using every ounce of self-control she had, Sari barely managed to get herself to tease a bit longer before bringing forth their orgasm. Wave after wave of loving passion passed through the two at this simple act, their bond growing ever stronger with every spurt of semen, every stroke, and every little action.
Almost in a blur, Sari was on top of him, and the coupling of their bodies felt twice as wonderful as the night before. As she started to rock her hips and bounce on his member, Gabriel reached up and grasped her jiggling breasts tightly, his fingers greedily pinching at the nipples as he squeezed. He tried to make out the feeling that caused from within the jumbled mess he felt washing over him, but was too easily lost in the tide of it all. Sari felt the same way, trying to make out how his member felt as her pussy hungrily engulfed it and pleasured it. But eventually, they both gave into the collective pleasure of it all, and soon were both swept into an orgasm like never before, each wave intensifying as it went on instead of decreasing.
As their orgasm wound down, Sari left his member in her and leaned over to kiss him, her tongue hungrily slipping into his mouth. His, eager for the attention, returned the caresses, and they wrapped their arms around the other and settled into a passionate embrace. After breaking the bond, Gabriel said, ~~my turn,~~ and pushed her down, spreading her legs and lapping greedily at her pussy. He was eager to experience the isolated pleasures he could administer, and the first lick sent him wild, as well as her. Soon, they were both writing as his tongue lashed at her sex, leaving nothing unattended. Clitoris, g-spot, labia, it explored and experienced them all in that one frantic session. After bringing an orgasm forth, he slid up her body to tease her firm, pert nipples, his tongue and teeth going to work. For every new sensation they shared, the more their bond grew, until, after her brought forth one final orgasm from her and settled into one more passionate kiss, they finally were truly one.
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"Close it, I have seen enough."
The voice came from the Dragonite from the day before, but his attire was totally different. Now in a slick business suit, more commonly used by those who wish to draw attention to themselves for a purpose, he seemed a different being. Next to him, the morphic Kadabra nodded and closed what appeared to be a small portal hovering in front of them. The image in it was a live feed of what was going on in the apartment between the two new lovers.
~~Personally,~~ mused the Kadabra, ~~the feeling of that Espeon sickens me to the stomach. I'm only doing this because you want it.~~
"Of course, my dear pet," said the Dragonite, gently petting the head of the Kadabra. "And it's working perfectly so far too."
~~I still don't get it. Why do you want them to be a couple so badly?~~
"Ahh, my poor dear. Let me try to explain this to you fully. You see, Espeon-" he started, but was cut off.
~~Yes, yes. I know about how they bond. What does this have to do with me making him bond with that girl?~~
"Well, as you know, an Espeon who is formed from a stone and not born usually does not have a fated mate, but one can be formed by a powerful psychic user who can obtain the stone that was used on it."
~~You're babbling again, I know that. I DID that, remember?~~
"Yes, yes, calm down my pet. Just refreshing your memory. My, but you're feisty today."
~~I'll be a lot less peeved when I understand what this is about.~~
"Poor, dense baby. Think. Espeons share every pleasure with their mate. And you well know that a Raichu with no restrictions produces a lot of power when orgasming." The Kadabra nodded. "Well, let's put it this way. With her feeling his orgasm as well as hers, the amount of power produced will be immeasurable! Three sessions could fill enough batteries to keep the city running in an emergency for a week."
~~I get it. Does this have anything to do with that new model you brought in?~~
"Yes, you're getting it." Both of them erupted in smiles, the Kadabra's seemingly foul mood vanishing with understanding. "Now, I don't know about you, but that little scene left me feeling a little... pent-up..." They both just smiled.