AGNPH Stories
 

Black Butterflies by galalithial

 

Story Notes:

I wrote this for FanFiction, but feel compelled to put it here for you! I'm told this is a good story, and I like to get reviews... can you guess where I'm going with this? Read and leave your comments! If you really want to read more about Leo and Terra and their crazy adventures, then go to fanfics! If your a little patient, then all the chapters will be here eventually.


Scar is Back!

Leo

We had started to encounter other people as we walked and Raina and I had changed into pokemon forms. I'm really surprised that Terra didn't ask how we did it every ten seconds. She only asked every twenty seconds. I was happily sitting on her head at the moment singing a happy tune to myself. It was some where between Mambo Number 5, and Don't Worry, Be Happy. Ember was sitting on Raina's back chatting her ear off. Literally, her ears actually started slumping to the ground, and I expected them to keep sliding down her head until she was blissfully deaf and blind.

I turned back to the path in front of us when Terra stopped abruptly. There was a boy standing in the middle of the road. He was wearing cut-off jean shorts, a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a Panama Jack straw hat. He looked sun-burnt and carried a butterfly net. It was then that I knew it. He was a fruit cake.

He pointed at Terra and yelled, remember we are like, four feet away, "Are you a trainer? I challenge you to a pokemon battle!"

Terra sighed, we had been dealing with yahoos like this all day, "No, I'm not a trainer. Go away fruit cake." Yes! Someone agrees with me!

He only glared, "You have pokemon with you! They look strong, but my Bug pokemon could beat them easy!" Why on earth was he shouting?

"I'm telling you that I'm not a trainer. I'm going to Sapling to get my pokedex and license." God, this guy wouldn't take no for an answer.

"I won't take no for an answer!" Duh, "The rules of The league says that if another trainer challenges you, you have to accept!" He was getting irritating.

I leaned down and whispered in Terra's ear, "Can I just shock him and we can get going?" I smiled at the thought of his hat be black with bits of hair sticking out of it at odd angles.

Terra sighed again, "Nope, we might as well just battle him. And your up!" With a smile she threw me in front of her. "Just try not to 'miss', ok?" She said to me winking. Oh, shes good. And to the bug catcher, "Fine I'll battle you, one pokemon each."

He smiled triumphantly, but not for long, and backed up, "Go, Weedle!" A weedle appeared in a flash of red light. It stared at me and said the most stupid thing I have ever heard from something semi-inteligent.

"Hmjka! Fartsfomyunga!" It said. I responded in the only way that would have been appropriate.

"What... the... FUCK?" Unfortunately it came out in human speech and I had to recover quickly. "I mean, Pika Pi Pikachu?" Smooth as glass.

Terra face palmed and called out, "Let's make this quick and painless. Leo, Thunderbolt!" I complied. In my pikachu body, generating electricity felt different somehow, like it was the same amount of energy in a smaller size, making it more powerful. When I unleashed the lightening it was like a violent eruption, like popping a champagne bottle, but it felt better. The poor, gibberish speaking weedle was out in one hit. Maybe it was best I had put it out of its misery. The bolt was powerful enough to continue through the weedle and hit his idiot trainer on the other side. It was everything I had imagined.

The trainer returned his pokemon and ran away crying. I know I should have felt bad, but I didn't. Fruit cake needed some sense knocked into him. Terra just nodded and returned me to my throne of honor, her soft hair. When we continued walking I had a thought.

"Terra, what level do you think I am? Do I even have levels? How many attacks can I learn?" The questions just kept pouring out. I needed some answers. Terra responded to the best of her ability.

"I don't know, why the hell are you asking me?" I frowned. Maybe later I would ask Raina how to contact the legendaries.

Once again I was shaken from my thoughts by Terra coming to an abrupt stop. When I looked at who it was I gasped, at nearly the same time as Terra. The boy in front of us was dressed casually, but obviously traveling. But, standing out on his face, highlighted by the sun, was a long white scar.

My old buddy Scar was here! Wonder what he wanted.

"You, are you a trainer?"

Terra sighed for the bamillionth time that day, "No, but if you want a battle, fine. Come on Leo." I jumped down from her head ready. This would hopefully be fun.

Scar frowned, "No, I don't want a battle, I was hoping you were headed for Sapling town. I don't like traveling alone, to many creeps in the woods at night." I laughed out loud. Everyone stared at me, but I didn't care. He was complaining about creeps when most people would piss there pants if they saw him at night. I mean, come on, he looked like a murderer with a battle scar. I laughed so hard that my form actually slipped back into my normal state. Scar gasped.

"You!" Uh-oh. "You paralyzed me and left me in the middle of the street! Do you know that I was frozen all day? Birds crapped on me! People threw change at me, thinking I was a street performer. One guy actually threw a rock at me!" I laughed harder. Raina glared at me, but I couldn't help it.

"Come on! He saw me and I had to go see you. Don't give me that 'Your going to be punished look.' Your not my mom." She cringed a little at that, and I made a mental note to ask about it later. Turning back to Scar I said, "A bird actually crapped on you? Wow, that has got to be a fun story. But, we are in a hurry and have to go." With that I grabbed Terra and started pulling her along. She struggled out of my grip though, and to this day I don't know how.

"Wait," she said, "why are you going to Sapling?"

Scar smiled, "To be a trainer of course. I'm going to be the most feared and respected trainer ever! I'm going to make 'Scar' a well-known name!" Then he striked a pose and said, "Then I shall take over the world with my secret organization! Scar Co.!" He striked up another pose. I would have busted out laughing again, but Terra hit me over the head with a rolling pin (where the hell?). "So can I travel with you?"

"Sure!" Terra said.

"Hell no!" I said.

Then Terra yelled at me, "He is coming whether you like it or not!"

So it was settled. We were traveling with a nut bag, a perverted chimchar, a half-breed, a crazy girl, and a really, really, really old ninetails-

"I heard that Leo, our thoughts are still connected telepathically." Raina said through our mental link.

who looked really, really, really young. Our journey was going to be fun. We continued to walk, but by now it was getting dark. We were going to have to camp again.

Ex 02235

Ex 02234 walked away with his party. I almost didn't recognize him in the form of a regular pikachu, but I knew the girl, and that was enough. I kept watching, my orders being to only follow them, find out where they were going. The company had a special plan for his death, or capture, which ever came first. He smiled as the female anthro-pikachu stirred on the branch beside him. He smiled at her, but then again, he smiled at everything. The curse of being part gengar.

"You know what to do, 02236." She nodded and jump out of the tree. Her healthy legs bunched under her as she landed. Her back end was pleasing to see, and when she turned to look at him, giving him an excellent view down her shirt, he knew she would not fail. He would have had her himself were it not forbidden. Yes, he thought as she walked away, her hips swinging alluringly, she would complete her mission just fine.
Chapter End Notes:...I'm too lazy to do end notes. =) Thanks for reading, leaves me some comments
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