Some people in the IRC were making alliterative jokes (salutations, ejaculations, impregnations, etc), and it inspired me to write this short song. It was recorded fairly hastily on the same afternoon, but enjoy!
Edit: Here's the lyrics if anyone wants them. Apologies to Avril Lavigne. :P
Sitting together all alone We both get the urge to bone Of course we went upstairs Wanted to Proceed to screw
Humping well into the night Hugged close, moaning in delight Is it any surprise that we Felt no shame As we came
My feelings aloft As you get me off My shaft wants to spurt It's starting to hurt My knot starts to swell And I think we both can teeell
Well tell meee Didn't it feel good as we both ejaculated Yeah yeah Didn't you love it as we procreated Yeah yeah Thought right back to it as I masturbated Yeah yeah Feeling all that warmth as we went and mated Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah..
Xell Date:Jul 22, 2013 6:54 AMTitle:Re: A Procreated Song
Isn't it Ironic? No not at all.
I think this is better thought out than the original. I'm fairly certain I guessed the right song... I didn't listen to it because I was too busy falling asleep while watching a video.
The lyrics made me feel kinda odd... I just don't want to look down.
'Cause we are alone, here in death valley
Happy songs are over-rated, I'm listening to: angry stuff, sad stuff and rebellion stuff.
Date:Jul 22, 2013 5:15 AM(Edited:Jul 22, 2013 5:41 AM) Title:A Procreated Song
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14234971/EjacSong.mp3
Edit: Here's the lyrics if anyone wants them. Apologies to Avril Lavigne. :P
Sitting together all alone
We both get the urge to bone
Of course we went upstairs
Wanted to
Proceed to screw
Humping well into the night
Hugged close, moaning in delight
Is it any surprise that we
Felt no shame
As we came
My feelings aloft
As you get me off
My shaft wants to spurt
It's starting to hurt
My knot starts to swell
And I think we both can teeell
Well tell meee
Didn't it feel good as we both ejaculated
Yeah yeah
Didn't you love it as we procreated
Yeah yeah
Thought right back to it as I masturbated
Yeah yeah
Feeling all that warmth as we went and mated
Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah..
Date:Jul 22, 2013 6:54 AM Title:Re: A Procreated Song
I think this is better thought out than the original. I'm fairly certain I guessed the right song... I didn't listen to it because I was too busy falling asleep while watching a video.
The lyrics made me feel kinda odd... I just don't want to look down.
Happy songs are over-rated, I'm listening to: angry stuff, sad stuff and rebellion stuff.
My YT channel:
XellandGames
Date:Jan 20, 2014 9:05 PM Title:Re: A Procreated Song
Date:Jan 23, 2015 1:54 AM Title:Re: A Procreated Song
Aww...