>>cOnTiNUeD...
PH slumps to the floor, his helmet clanging heavily on the concrete as he falls limp, stunned from the sudden blow. Error glares down at the prone demon on the floor, his gravely voice shaking in his throat with each feral breath.

Just then, he begins to feel the room spinning around him again. The walls ooze blackness, dotted with glowing smiles. The liquid blackness quickly envelopes Error once again, sending him into a joyous dizzy trance.

Error's mind grows increasingly 'fuzzy' as distant white noise washes through his senses. The darkness begins to swarm around him, each of the tiny faces laughing happily. He feels as if he is moving in slow motion, only able to watch as the glowing smiles fly by his vision...

He notices then that a pale glow has begun to form directly behind him. The white noise in his mind grows stronger as the light grows brighter, a faint warmth glowing over his back. Two luminescent arms slowly drape over his shoulders from behind as the hurricane of giggling voices fly about his head.

hehehehe
hahahaha! dooohohoohoho
hehehahehe~ hahahaha!
durhurhur doooo
hehehe

heheh"-Heheh! Hey wake up, sleepy head!"

Error groans as he's lifted from the ground. He blinks as a pair of arms are thrown over his shoulders, getting hugged from behind, "W...wha?"

"We made it out, remember?" Whiskers' voice giggles happily as Error feels her nuzzling against his cheek. "You were amazing in there... I'm just glad you're ok~"

error, turn about and french the kitteh and pull her onto your lap (serious mindfux, also error has megapunch down pat)

> Busta in the room, using Diplomacy Lv. 1

1.) Disco
2.) [url:http://agn.ph/oekaki/pictures/1014.png]Bow-chika-wow-wow[/url]
3.) Wind and Radial> run in, assess the situation, and do something TOTALLY unexpected to break 9_6's mindfux-age over Error. {~^<@>^~} rorrenotemlehhptup = put PH helmet on Error

(Edited on April 23, 2009, 7:52 pm)

PH: GAMBIT SCHEMA >RAPIST DIPLOMACY

>>9_6: Continue the mindf*x.

>>Eon: Continue your evil plot.

>>Dr. Jones: Continue being dead.

Likin how you put 9_6's new avatar in dere.
>>Error: I am so glad you got out of that unscathed Whiskers
(Reverse mind fux ftw, if you don't get why this un dos mind fux fail on you)

Also DURR HURR HURR

Aww man, fail on me. :(

EDIT: Whiskers, check mail plz. :P

(Edited on April 21, 2009, 10:32 pm)

9_6 has no knowledge of whiskers stabbys so therefor if 9_6/whiskers says yeah then therefor it is reverse mindfux :D SCIENCE

Now that I look at it a little more, that last panel is making me a bit sad. :<

I just gotta take a time-out to say how freaking awesome 9_6 is at this :U!!

I WISH I could make the comic look anywhere NEAR this good. <|3

Geez what are you talking about =)
next plz.

So 9_6 does the mindfux pictures? :O I didn't know that.

>>PH: Inject dat stuff into *$%.
His latest victim cowers before him, just like all the others. The blade he was currently holding wasn't as big as his trusty Great Knife, but he thought it would be an interesting switch up this time. He slowly hobbles forward (mostly for effect, to draw out the experience), smirking under his helmet at the look of terror spread across the wounded person's face. He raises the small rusty blade, ready for another strike.

>>PH: punch error in the face to establish superi-
"HRAAAAGH!!"
WUH-BAM!!!

PH flies into a wall from Error's wild punch. The syringe flies out of PH's hand and bounces a short ways across the room. Error stumbles, his breath deep and ragged as he stands hunched to the side due to his asymmetrical proportions.

He is tHe OnE who PUt this dAMn "CuRe" toGEtHer! he JUst WantS tO kIlL ofF tHe COmPEtitIoN!! iT all MaKEs SENSE!! A manic smile curls across Error's face. It was all so clear now!

Across the room, a small withered arm slowly slithers up to the syringe, wrapping its tiny fingers around it, accompanied by a faint giggle of achievement.

//
>>Windslash and Radial: Discuss good times passed as you both wait outside.
MEANWHILE!!

"-until the walls were soaked with the crap?" Windslash recalls.

Radial chuckles and rolls his eyes, "Yeah I remember... she couldn't walk right for a week!"

The two share a laugh, Wind sitting with his back against a Stanky wall with Radial standing beside him. "aaah... good times, man..."
"Yeah... Here's hoping we make it out of this to-"

The two of them jump suddenly at the loud roar and 'WUH-BAM!!!' that emits from Room 13.

"What the hell was that!?" Wind climbs to his feet, staring toward the door. Radial just shakes his head, jaw hanging open with surprise.

Fawucon paanch!

Connect 4 reference? :O
PH> Ignore Error; Go fuck 9_6's shit up.

>>PH: Ignore Error; Go fuck 9_6's shit up.
PH is kinda stunned on the ground from the ERROR PAWNCH.

> Yell out something cool and witty.

>>Wind: Yell out something cool and witty.
"I'm here to kick ass and eat muffins! And I'm all out of muffins." Windslash shouts, pretending to put on a pair of sunglasses.

"Oh, here." Radial supplies Wind with a muffin.

>>continued...
"9_6? Is that you!?" Error calls out into the laughing void. "We're here to help you! There IS a cure! We have it here!"

The giggling grows louder in response... crazier... The hundreds of floating luminescent words stir about in the air until they're nothing but silvery spirals. They converge in a massive shape directly before Error now, a grotesquely portrayed version of 9_6's face taking form as more words appear.

THEre Is nO 'cURe' NeEDED

"What do you mean!?" Error shouts, his head still swimming. Though his ears hear nothing but crazed giggling, his mind begins to receive some sort of understanding...

If this cure is so potent that it kills this monster... parasite thing... it has to be bad for the host as well! I mean Jones and the other facility leaders took the cure and look how they turned out! Maybe... the best thing to dO is tRy to worK WITH the inFecTIon... bEsiDes i'M praCticALLY usELesS WiThouT these cHaNGes...

9_6's ethereal face smiles pleasantly down to Error, knowing that he now understands the truth.

K-KSHHRRR!!

Error's mind stabs with pain again as he feels himself getting ripped out of his comforting trance. One last departing word of gratitude echoes through his mind, "And thanks for waking me up!" before everything blacks out again.

Finding himself now kneeling upon the floor in a daze, Error looks up to see the point of Pyramid Head's helmet inches from his nose. Just then he felt something sharp was pressed to his chest, looking down to see one of the glowing syringes in PH's hand.

Still without a single word, the slightly wobbly looking PH begins to pUt pResSuRE oN ThE NEedLE.

ErRor'S mInD BeGIns tO sCREam At him
THERE IS NO CURE THERE IS NO CURE THERE IS NO CURE THERE IS NO CURE THERE IS NO CURE

ErrOR SmACks tHe syRinGE AWAY and JumPs tO his FeEt!!

:o O NOSE!
Signature ftw? o.O

Also, I'm guessing this is another no-input cutscene thingy?

(Edited on April 20, 2009, 2:52 pm)

no, you can input commands. who do you want to do what? (in fact I was wondering why no one suggested anything last picture :u)

Wind + Rad: waiting outside
Error: Flipping the fuck out
PH: ???

Error: Determine whether those words are really true or if they're just mindfuckery.
PH: Find 9_6 and stab him in the heart with his syringe already dangit! D:

PH: punch error in the face to establish superiority (as well as pacify him) and inject the syringe Wesker-style

>>Error: Question whether or not Santa Claus is real.

>>PH: Inject dat stuff into Error.

>>Windslash and Radial: Discuss good times passed as you both wait outside.

PH> Retrieve cure.
Wind and Radial> Enter and restrain Error while PH injects cure into either Error or 9_6.

get cure, cure the girl, then stabby error

This comic is coming along very awesomely.

A wall of liquid darkness churns about before the two of them. Though strangely, the blackness stays at the threshold of the doorway, only tiny swirls snaking out into the hall before retreating back inside.

Error swallows, his head spinning with nerves. Without a word, PH marches forward into the doorway, dark tendrils snaking over his back just as he plunges through the wall. Error takes a deep breath and follows just behind.

"Good luck." Error shudders suddenly after entering the room. That was neither Wind's nor Radial's voice...

He can barely make out PH's back through the dark, and his vision is growing increasingly blurry.
hehehehehe~
Error lets out an audible groan and clutches at his head suddenly. Pain, dizziness, nausea... it was all shooting through his body at once. He falls to his knees, a shout of pain drifting through the murky black.

Everything goes dark... silent... cozy~

A faint glow suddenly catches Error's attention. He shivers and blinks, adjusting his eyes. The pain was gone, but... where was he? Manic writing let off a soft glow all around him, but was it written on the walls... or were the words floating through the air?

NO CURE. accompanied by several swirling frowny faces.

No cure? That makes no sense... what could that mean?

The floor suddenly swirls into a larger collective phrase as if to answer.
THerE IS nO cURe! the faces around the words morph into smiles, laughing silently... save for one distant giggling voice.

MINDFUX!

It's syphilis.

It's Lupus.

Where is Dr. House when you need him? D:

First box *face palm* lol

Mystery V; ROFL :lol:

Something seems different about the way you drew this page, ...besides the mindfux.
>> By the way, has it been determined if PH is immune to this stuff?

Morphic; Did you see the previous mindfux? Or is it different from those, too?

I get it now. >_< I should have compared to those ones..

?>> radial, wind: chase eon
PH, Error: move on
The group debates for a bit over how to continue. Eon is running about the facility now without them knowing where he is, but there are still others to cure! Something is telling Error that the best course of action would be for Windslash and Radial to go look for Eon by themselves while he and PH continue on to Subject Storage...

>>go cure 9_6 first!
PH quickly waves that off as being too dangerous. Wind and Radial have no means of defending themselves against Eon! It would be best for them to all stick together... at least for the most part...

"Alright then..." Error rubs the back of his head, still getting a strange feeling that Wind and Radial shouldn't go down with them... "If you're sure... Let's head down." He motions toward the Subject Storage door.

After working through the multi-lock, the four of them head into the hall with the short staircase down. Instantly, a dizzying heaviness descends upon them all. Something's definitely happening down here... something not good. They can barely see the the bottom of the staircase through the thick swirling darkness below. Error, looking the dizziest of any of them, struggles to hold himself up with his larger arm.

Steadily, the group descends into the dark. The multi-lock at the bottom activates as normal, though the beeps and buzzes it emits sound distant... echoing slowly. They make it into the Dark Stanky Hallway of Subject Storage... the flickering lights Error remembers being there seem to have finally blown out, most likely from all the destruction taking place through the facility...

Before them all looms Door 13. The chains and red tape still lie upon the floor from last time Error was here, and the Weighted Chain Lock is still latched onto the door as well. Windslash returns the Facility Lead ID he took from before, setting it into the lock, and Error prepares the other two.

"Before we continue..." PH speaks up, his voice even echoing distantly despite the cramped hallway, "How will we approach this? Who goes in? Who stays?"

The ground practically feels liquid beneath their feet, rolling faintly beneath them. Windslash and Radial notice the other two, especially Error, wobbling about and struggling to keep his balance. Still, Error's mind is ScreAming at him to keep Wind and Radial away... this would be beyond anything they could help with.

"Anyone?" PH speaks up one more time, waiting for suggestions from the group.

Question: Does PH's helmet prevent mindf*ck?

ph and shrew go in, they have the most armor to them (and ph helm seems to block the skull-fuckery have error and radial wait, to go in as backup

>>Question: Does PH's helmet prevent mindf*ck?
PH isn't sure, he's never exactly been on the RECEIVING END of mindfuckery... Whenever he worked with that Kojima guy, he was always the one dishing out the crazy.

>>PH and Error: Go in while Radial and Windslash stay outside. The latter two seem to be the most defenseless at the moment.
They come upon an agreement on who should head in and who should remain in the hallway... PH is satisfied, knowing the now cured pair are relatively safe from harm, and Error's sudden and unusual sense of paranoia toward them is comforted knowing they'll be staying behind.

"Just watch yourselves out here..." PH advises Wind and Radial.

"Same for you in there." Windslash replies.
"Don't take too long!" Radial requests, darting his eyes up and down the Dark Stanky Hallway...

"We'll be back as soon as we can. Hopefully with 9_6 in tow." PH nods, noticing Error fidgeting and glancing about... then adds "If anything happens, head in to us... safer in numbers right?"

The shrew and 'dile nod nervously in response. PH then rejoins Error by the door, "Alright, let's go."

With that, Error places the last two Facility Lead IDs into the Weighted Lock and slowly grinds the dial around. A heavy CLANG emits as the spidery claws on the back of the lock unclench from the wall once again, sending it clambering to the floor.

PH and Error stand there for a silent moment, just staring at the door as the very walls appear to ripple and distort. Without another word, PH holds up his Volunteer ID card.

The door to RoOm 13 sLiDeS oPeN

LuCkY LUcKy lUCky

Wind and Radial should go in as well, as 9_6 seems not to want them inside. Maybe they're not affected by the mind-raep or something? (Due to cure?)

It would probably be best if PH restrains Error while Wind and Radial administer the cure.

(Edited on April 18, 2009, 2:54 pm)

>>Hands??
WHAT IS THIS!? WHERE... WHY DOES IT HURT OH GOD IT HURTS

IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT H-

//

>>Continued...
"Wind! Are you alright?" PH asks as he looks the shrew up and down.

"Surprisingly... yes." Windslash wipes his brow, holding his chest as his heart continues to race from the terrifying encounter. They both eye the Stairwell door with apprehension, nothing but silence coming from that direction now...

"Let's uh... get back to Error." PH mumbles and turns back toward the X-ray hall. Windslash nods, keeping his eyes locked toward the stairwell until the X-ray hall door closes behind them.

//

"Oh hey, guys!" Error looks up and waves to PH and Windslash as they return to the Lab, "Look who's back!"

"What in the hell is going on?" The little totodile Radial stands before them, looking like his old self again. He scratches at his nose with a frown of confusion...

>Poke Radial.

ow

>check radial for shotgun shells

Oh god no... no no no NO NO NO! O_O It's... It's W-w-whiskers!

>>Wind: Poke Radial.
"Back to your tiny little self, I see!" Windslash chuckles while poking Radial on the forehead.

>>Radial: ow
Radial grumbles and flails at Wind's hand "Stop that!"

>>Error: check radial for shotgun shells
In another desperate attempt to find ammo for his precious shotgun, Error searches Radial's person for shells, despite the totodile's panicked requests to be put down.

Sadly, Radial has nothing on him but one of his treasured Muffins.

> green button and DISCO!!! :lol:
I lol'd at the muffin. :P

Wait, wut, edit? >.>;

(Edited on April 15, 2009, 6:18 pm)

radial should ready strawberry cheesecake muffins, remembering they are what distracts eon the most, (fave food)

>Wait, wut, edit? >.>;

what edit?~ 8|

>what edit?~ 8|

Oh, right, time paradox, I forgot. -.- *Sigh*
Still want that disco, though. >:U

>>Wow, one minute? You're a badass!
Hardly, I just confuse the timer so it resets just before I post :U

NOW SOMEONE GIVE A (relevant) COMMAND ALREADY

(Edited on April 16, 2009, 12:20 am)

Where did that crazy Eon get off to? Shouldn't they go after him?

go after the fox, shrew gathering up the spilt blood into something to distract the fox later

Eon seems to have retreated into the stairwell. This could mean he's either on the upper floor, or down in the basement. As far as anyone knows of the layout to the facility, that means Eon and the doll will have to go through them to get to the remaining infected, 9_6 and Whiskers.

It would seem that the best course of action, since their path is now relatively unchallenged, would be to continue on to cure the others before pursuing Eon / escaping.

radial, wind: chase eon
PH, Error: move on

go cure 9_6 first, then whisk and then go get eon, also error will need curing soon
also dont i look awfully thinner then before ?

First: > Go get brain-fucked.
Then: > Go get emotion-fucked.
Also, try not to die while doing that stuff. xP

>>Get on with it already...
Error jabs the syringe into Radial's chest, the long needle piercing through to the totodile's heart as the cure is injected. Radial howls out in agonizing pain, his massive body shuddering violently beneath Error, who was struggling to hold on. The mutated reptile felt like his body was burning away, being ripped apart and scattered out into the void all alone.

Error could already see Radial's form softening from its monstrous shape. The deadly blades lining his body were rounding off, shrinking back down to their original size. His massive form was shrinking rather rapidly, which might prove dangerous to him given the debris on top. Error realizes this, and quickly begins to dig through the pile to lighten the load before Radial is crushed.

Little more than a minute passed before there remains nothing but a small blue totodile, panting rapidly upon the floor. Radial's eyes dart around the strange mangled shelving above him while in a heavy daze, unable to remember where the hell he was at the moment. A large hand grabs Radial's shoulder and he is suddenly dragged out from under his strange semi-prison and into a large dark room. His eyes meet with a pair of deep red glowing ones as a gruff but mildly calming voice greets him. "Hey Rad. Welcome back, buddy!"

//

"YOU... BETRAYED... US!!" The haunting chorus of voices assault Windslash's ears, becoming dizzy from lack of oxygen. Is this it? Is this how he was going to die-?

Suddenly a monstrous shriek echoes through the hall as the teeth loosen from Wind's neck. He grips his throat and gapes in surprise at Eon, who for some reason has begun stumbling backwards and clutching at his chest. The doll flails about wildly as well, all the while screaming bloody murder, stinging Wind's eardrums.

The X-ray hall door flies open as PH comes dashing into the room. "Windslash!!" He calls out, pulling a double take at the scene before him. Wind scoots around the dirt pillar and runs to PH, joining him in watching the fox in apparent suffering. "Wait here. I'll get him..." PH mumbles to Wind and takes a step toward Eon.

Eon notices PH's approach and glares sharply at him. The fox bounds and tumbles along, just a mass of flailing tails. The stairwell door crashes open, and the agonizing shrieks and howls fade, echoing out into the distance...

LuCKy lUckY LUcKy lUCky

Someone's in love. :P
Btw, who's hands are those in the last part?

hmmm, who could it be, whos hands can we see, its a compleate mistery o/~

PH: fuck shit up.

(I had to oh god... also joke picture = not canon ;<)

also the doll seems to be enjoying the view? 8|c

Yup, knee.
Canon, wat? o.O
Also, rofl @ doll :lol:

Limz: Canon, wat? o.O

Meaning this doesn't actually happen in the story. It's a joke picture :U

=O Oh, canon = fiction (apparently) >.> Thank you Google/Wiki. xP

I understood it was a joke pic, I just got thrown off by the "not canon" thing. :P

(Edited on April 13, 2009, 12:47 am)

i think i can end this

EPIC HOLLOWBONES SUICIDE BOMB!!

>>Wind: Use super shrew speed to take a dive into the blood that-
WHIP-BAM!!

Windslash's attempt to duck to the side is thwarted quickly by one of Eon's tails. It whips forward and clamps its jaws around the shrew's neck, slamming him back into the wall. Eon slowly skitters up to him, his head quivering and twitching about uncontrollably with a crazed expression plastered across his face. Eon's eyes meet with Windslash's, one only able to choke and squirm, the other making no sound other than the faint gurgling and crackling of his shaking mutated body. Just then, the doll slowly slithers up between them, its small beady red eyes staring unblinking into the shrew's.

"YOU..." Eon's crooked smile quivers, as do those belonging to his tails as they all speak together with voices ranging from a rumbling growl to an ethereal whisper. "You... left... us..."

The jagged teeth that are clamped around Windslash's neck hold tightly, yet seem to avoid breaking the skin... so far.

//

>>give him the cure. / maybe go look for that juicy shrew?

"Error!" PH calls out in all the ruckus, "Use this on him! I'm going after Windslash!" Error looks up just in time to see PH tossing a syringe. He fumbles for it, landing in his larger hand like a catcher's mitt.

"Alright, I've got him. Go quick!" Error nods to PH, who turns and runs for the X-ray hall door. Error then wades through the small pile of rubble, sitting just above the large totodile's chest. "Alright, buddy... Ready to come back to us?"

Radial continues to struggle and snarl beneath the heavy debris, not in his correct mind to respond. Error frowns at seeing one of his friends like this... It was time to bring him back... He ducks down and searches for the right spot on Radial's tough scaly hide to inject the counter-agent.

>Error: poke
>PH: shwing
>Wind: choke

PH> BE MOAR CAREFUL! D:< Last thing you need is shattered syringes and lost antidotes. >:|

ph, smash eon into blood on floor, rescue shrew and work to stab him with the cure, you will need the foxes powers to save all

>>Wind: FUUUCK. Run out of the room!
CRASH-SH-SH

Windslash dives to the side as the supposedly reinforced window shatters like nothing. Eon spirals into the room and lands upon the upper wall, jamming several tailtips into the ceiling to hold himself up as he spins his head toward the shrew.

"Oh, son of A-!!!" Wind shouts, crawling backwards away from the mutant fox. The doll whips out from the mass of tails and flashes its eyes at him. Windslash rolls over and scrambles to his feet, dashing through the door and down the staircase. He nearly whacks his face into the door as it slides up just a bit too slowly before skidding into the hallway below. There are several directions he can go right now... Into the labs with PH and Error, AND the rampaging Radial... Into that door with a red cross on it and a pool of blood beneath the door... or into the darkened stairwell, putting more distance between him and the others. Wind can hear Eon skittering along the walls and shrieking just around the corner up the stairs.

//

>>Error: somehow stop radial. Punch him in the face and stuff.
>>PH: Shwing shwing

"WIND!! NO!!" Error shouts as Eon crashes through the Control Room window. There's nothing he can do at the moment with that raging totodile right on his heels. PH, having been nearly trampled just now, clutches to the red spikes atop Radial's snout, his legs dangling under and bouncing against the ground. Despite PH's dangerous proximity, Radial continues to blindly charge toward Error.

Struggling to hold on, PH attempts to lift his Great Knife to strike Radial. The wild mutant totodile simply flails his head side to side, quickly throwing PH off as he tumbles into a corner.

Just then Radial growls out loudly as he... trips?? In the next split second, Error looks over his shoulder to see Radial flipping through the air, looking as if he were about to fall right onto his back. PH lifts his head and fixes his helmet just in time to watch the giant 'dile hit the ground again, but suddenly tuck his body together and extend his sharpened backblades.

"Oh, SON OF A-!!!" Error shouts, running yet another wide lap around the operating table as a giant blue and red ball of spikes rolls after him. The entire room shakes as the red blades dig up the ground, the various loose items about the room and on the heavy metal shelf jumping around from the tremors.

>>Is... Is Wind wearing makeup?
It's a bruise leftover from when PH was beating his mutant self over the head. Just like the gash on his side and the cut on his chest :U

BTW EDIT: holy balls I am so sorry for delays... I have no excuse other than sheer laziness. forgive me folks :<c

(Edited on April 9, 2009, 11:50 pm)

Damn everything that isnt supposed to break breaks!

Have wind run into the room where error, PH, and radial is and hope like hell the fox and radial will collide when error and when jump outta the way.

run run as fast as ya can, you cant outrun me cause im a jellofox man

Lol @ title, but GAH! @ what I'm pretty sure is one of the 3 biggest walls-o-text so far. (Specifically, the last 3 story posts) X_x
Phew, okay, read through it without any major OCD problems. xP

(Edited on April 10, 2009, 2:16 am)

Argh you had to be on irc JUST at the time when I deciced to take a 'short nap', didn't you?

Edit: also let wind run towards the stairs since eon wants to move towards the subject holding chambers anyway, there's nothing of interest in the opposite direction except a juicy shrew, right?

Editedit: and let radial smash into a wall so he exposes his CRIPPLING WEAKPOINT in a zelda like manner.

hmm, juicy shrew, or mind tripping spinda.. choices choices, go for a boy, or a girl... looks like its spinda snack time!!

also, have radial chase error into the wall, those spikes should catch well

(Edited on April 10, 2009, 9:13 am)

CROTCH
IN THE FACE

also, smashing into a wall will not stop my blades, look at what I'm doing to the floor!

>>Rad: smashing into a wall will not stop my blades, look at what I'm doing to the floor!

The 'dile is most wise, gentlemen. The solid, flat floors and walls are getting chewed up by his blades. But this room isn't completely cubical, and I'm sure there's SOMETHING around here than could get something that strong tangled up for at least a short while D:

Also waiting to see if Wind has any input for himself, cause this COULD effect him depending on where he goes D8

"isn't completely cubicle" - It isn't? o_O Like, besides the ceiling-to-window part? >_>;
Error> Lead Radial into... metal shelving things? o.O;;;

(Edited on April 10, 2009, 1:48 pm)

Lure radial into the shelf.. Maybe that will stop him

> Scream out from the open room, "PH! Error, Eon is on my tail, I'm coming back in!" Instead, however, whip around the column of dirt and grind body between the machine and column, in the hopes to get eon off his trail.

i wish i was important enough to be in this comic

And you just showed up within, like, the past week. xP

benny hill ispart of a british program, the music is played during the gag in tthe hallway, groop a chased by groop b, going thru one door and out another, with weird stuff going on each trip

Yeah, the Benny Hill theme. That's the same one I found. Looks like ya beat me again. =P
They used it for "Silent Hill: Home Coming in 30 seconds" in the G-Mod Idiot Box thing. >.>;

(Edited on April 10, 2009, 8:21 pm)

i think i could have a special guest appearance and die within seconds

>>Wind: Scream out from the open room, "PH! Error, Eon is on my tail, I'm coming back in!" Instead, however, whip around the column of dirt and grind body between the machine and column, in the hopes to get eon off his trail.

The door into the X-ray hall slides open as Windslash comes within close enough proximity. Thinking quickly, Wind shouts his decoy from there, hoping that the others (AND Eon) hear him... Wind spins around and ducks toward the pillar of rocks, debris and soil just as the Lab Control door is wrenched open.

He slides himself in between the display case and collapsed debris, hearing the X-ray hall door opening again. Above the dulled crashing coming from the Labs, Wind could hear the muted, wet patting of many tail-like limbs stepping about.

"Hrshh...?" He hears Eon grunt, peeking out to see him glancing at the doll, which was wriggling about in the air and twitching itself away from the Lab door... like it was telling him where to go. Wind ducks down and holds his breath as the fox skitters across the room on his tails, his body hunched forward in the air and twitching about sporadically.

They pass right by him... missing him by no more than a foot. Windslash lifts his head slightly, able to see him through the Display Case glass. The curved glass slightly distorts his sight, but he can still get a relatively clear view of Eon heading for the stairwell door and opening it. Windslash was nearly turning blue at this point from holding his breath, but he couldn't let out any noise just y-

ssssssss! 
"HRAAA!?" Eon suddenly jerks away from the stairwell door and stumbles back from the corner. A small cloud of something like steam rises from right in front of the door with a red cross. As the fox stumbles back, he notices that one of the tails must have stepped in the small blood pool in front of the door... it was quivering about and shrieking, trying to wipe off that blood...?

Meanwhile the doll whips about frantically in some sort of panic. In its wild flailing, it suddenly does a double take toward Wind's hiding spot. Wind suddenly goes cold, finally breathing again at the realization that he's been found. The doll whips up and bops Eon in the chin, who looks from it to Wind, his face pulling into an enraged snarl.

//

>>Error: Lure radial into the shelf.. Maybe that will stop him / Lead Radial into... metal shelving things? o.O;

The damaged metal shelves rattle violently from the rumbling caused by the massive Radball of death!! Error suddenly gets an idea that could incapacitate Radial for that split second they'll need...

Error veers off from the increasingly torn up circle around the Operating Table and stops with his back to the trinket lined metallic shelving. "I'm right here! Come and get me!!" He shouts and beckons the mutant bladeball toward him. Radial howls from his tucked position and thunders toward Error blindly!

KRA-BOOM!!

Error dives out of the way just as Radial crashes into the shelves, which dent inward and buckle from the impact. Radial growls and flops back from the shelving on his haunches, shaking his head and turning toward Error again.

"ERRAAAAAAAA-!!!" BA-BAM!!!

The shelving tilts forward and collapses atop the large totodile. Radial roars and squirms beneath it while pinned onto his back. Unfortunately the shelves already begin to lift off of him as he pushes up with his massive claws-

ANOTHER DESTRUCTIVE ONOMATOPOEIA!!! (a lot in this post aren't there?)

The floor of the control room suddenly collapses, most likely due to the intense impact just now... Most of the shelving and Radial's lower half become buried in rubble, ensuring the totodile's confinement once again. PH finally catches up with Error, the both of them just staring for a moment at that strange little stroke of luck...

Poke around in radial with the knive so he holds still, then give him the cure.
Meanwhile Error should maybe go look for that juicy shrew?

> Use super shrew speed to take a dive into the blood that seemingly holds of Eon in order to cover as much of it on him. Immunity!

Radial> Drop to the floor below

Wind> Use SHREWY SURVIVAL TACTICS to quickly dig through the wall behind you, then equip bloody lab coat and splattered skull helmet. :D =P

Make a fine pair of crocodile skin shoes.

^ Also do that shit. :lol:

>>continued...
Error skids across the room a short ways, coming to a rest near the Operation Table. He growls and holds his nose, trying to pull himself up. He then notices something on the floor beside him!...

Radial's eyes flash bright red as he lurches out from the Chamber. He lands with a heavy CRUNCH, baring his jagged teeth and letting out a clicking reptilian snarl. PH takes a step back and holds his Great Knife up in front of him in preparation for the monstrous totodile's attack.

Radial lifts his head and lets out a deafening roar toward PH, his eyes glowing bright, wild with rage-

>>Error: throw a muffin at him. >.>
Ploop!

Radial's roar stops abruptly as a nutty baked good bounces off of his face...

"Over here you scaly bastard!" Error shouts while using his larger arm to flip him a monster sized middle finger. Radial resumes his enraged expression and stomps passed PH toward Error, who curses out loud and begins backing away.

>>PH: Make sure teh fawks doesn't escape down to 9_6's room.
"Go for Eon!!" Error shouts toward PH, pointing to the fox who was skittering over to the Subject Holding door.

Eon crawls along on his tails, breathing raggedly as his body twitches and spasms in unnatural positions. He slithers up to the door and attempts to fidget with the three different locking mechanisms, holding up a card in his spindly quivering fingers while a few of his tails start doing something to the hand scanner...

CRACK!!

Eon's upper body bends out of shape as a large metallic blade smacks into his face. He rights his spine and hisses toward Pyramid Head, who winds up and smacks his blade into him again. Eon wraps his arms around the bladed end of the Great Knife, his legs and tails flipping up into the air as PH swings him around.

The room below is filled with utter chaos!! Windslash stares down from the Control Room window, still fiddling with the controls. The two mechanical arms buzz and spin about as a large reptile thunders along just behind a retreating Error, and a flailing PH carries a panicking fox along while swinging him through the air on the end of his Knife.

Windslash is... pretty sure he's got the arm controls down at this point, and slams his palm down over a large button with a mic right next to it. "PH, put him on the table!!" Wind shouts over the intercom.

Eon's eyes dart up to the window, snarling menacingly as PH wobbles over to the table and slams the fox down on to it.

Windslash: COMBAT OPERANDI> FURY OF THE MAD DENTIST

>ph: ram the cure rectally into the fawks's heart. ITS HIS ONLY WEAKPOINT.
>Error: do the crocodile hunter

edité: also you're getting pretty good at this shit.

Rofl, you actually did the muffin thing! :lol: Seriously, this part was quite humorous. (Muffin ploop-ing, ultra-finger, and a lunatic fox being swung recklessly through the air. Brilliant)

bind him down with the claw, then syab him with the cure before the lila whisk demon can control him more, also use droll ti tangle foxtails (poor me, lila whisk is in full control, @,@ she gots to go)

> DESTROY EON

>>Windslash: COMBAT OPERANDI> FURY OF THE MAD DENTIST.
Windslash links his fingers and cracks his knuckles, grabbing the control sticks tight and getting to work.

Eon howls and thrashes about on the table while trying to wrestle PH off. Suddenly the large mechanical claw springs to life, rotating and clamping a few times before buzzing toward the two of them. Eon glares toward the claw, suddenly whipping several of his tails out around PH, three mouthed tails getting a good chomp down onto his shoulder, elbow, and hip respectively.

PH shouts in pain and switches his attention to prying the tails off. Unfortunately this allows Eon to flip up to all fours on the table, the doll positioned just over Eon's head, glaring with its blank beady eyes. PH growls as he works on prying the second tail off of his shoulder with his Knife as leverage.

Just then, the mechanical claw clamps down around Eon's midsection, causing him to shriek in surprise. The claw lifts the fox into the air under the spotlight, PH stumbling into the table as one biting tail remains attached to him.

Wind hits a button on the left control stick, causing the drill to buzz into motion. PH finally pries off the last tailmouth and stumbles away. "Do it quick! I have the c-"

WHAM!!!

PH is suddenly trampled and carried off by Radial as he continues his rampage. Windslash gawks at the scene, sweating heavily now... He positions the drill in front of Eon and inches it closer.

Eon squirms inside the claw and shrieks with an unearthly tone. One of the tailmouths snakes up and attempts to bite at the drill... Windslash cringes as the tail is whipped about violently, twisting the tip of the tail over and over again until it's ripped clean off, splatting against the corner of the window.

Despite the growing sense of queasiness, Wind maintains his focus on the arms below. The drill comes within inches of Eon's chest... slowly... pressing into the flesh. Eon wails loudly as the drill hits his chest, suddenly jerking his body back in an odd position.

"WHAT!?" Wind leans forward suddenly as Eon literally melts out of the claw's grasp, the metallic pincers clanging together as their captive loses solidity. "nononoNO!!"

Eon plops onto the table again and glares up toward the window, the doll's eyes flashing right into Windslash's. The fox's body wobbles back as his tails take over, each of them holding onto the table like giant bloody spider legs. He then rears back before SPRINGING toward the Control Room!

"OH SH-!!!" Wind screams and jumps back.

CRASH-SH-SH

> FUUUCK. Run out of the room!

(Edited on April 8, 2009, 1:45 am)

>Wind: die
>Error: somehow stop radial. Punch him in the face and stuff.
>PH: Shwing shwing

Error> use get on snout and use strong arm to clamp shut
PH> slash widly with sword
Windslash> GTFO

its the gelfox abilities, RUN

Wind> Fend off Eon with/throw the muffin you just dropped upon seeing Eon launch towards you. Then proceed to jump out the window.

(Edited on April 8, 2009, 5:44 pm)

, his eyes glowing bright, wild with rage-
for a second there i thought the "wild with rage" part said wild with rape XD

, his eyes glowing bright, wild with rage-
for a second there i thought the "wild with rage" part said wild with rape XD

>>continued...
The group decides that it would be best for Windslash, now cured, to head up to the Lab Control room to see if he can operate the machinery to help them. Wind somewhat agrees, hoping he can figure out the controls fast enough...

The gang splits up! Error lends Windslash one of the Facility Lead ID cards so he can go up to Lab Control while he and Pyramid Head cross the X-ray hall and enter directly into the Testing Labs. PH and Error give each other a silent nod, then quickly enter into the Labs ready for a confrontation.

Sure enough, they're instantly met with startling sounds of an inhuman struggle. Monstrous screeches and ripping sounds emit from right beside the door. The two turn to find Eon standing before the last intact Chamber, now open. Eon slowly turns his head and looks at the two of them, a manic smile forced across his face... almost in contrast to the agonized look in his eyes.

"H...H-He...HI." He chokes out a greeting between ragged breaths and seemingly uncontrollable giggling. He appears to be holding down a large blue creature inside the Chamber, obviously where Radial had been stored since before. His tails were whipping about, some mimicking the fox's smile as blood drizzled out of them.

The doll could be seen reaching inside the Chamber for Radial. Error could hear PH let out a barely audible snarl upon seeing that strange symbol glowing upon the back of the doll.

> Use shrew logic to control the laboratory to help Error and pH!

Error> Ask PH what the symbol means before you're elbow deep in monster. (Again)
Referenced :P
Also, stop beating me to teh punch, nick. >:U

Meh, I had to look back in the story to find the exact phrase used originally. ("elbow deep in monster") >_>;

(Edited on April 5, 2009, 11:25 pm)

>>Error: Ask PH what the symbol means before you're elbow deep in monster. (Again)
"What's the matter? What is that?"

"It's displaying a rough version of the symbol of the original entity it was copied from... You know how I said the clone was still in its infant state? Well it definitely feels like its maturing... FAST."

>>Wind: Use shrew logic to control the laboratory to help Error and PH!
Windslash enters the Lab Control room and quickly rushes for the console. He examines the room below through the window and looks the console up and down. The most notable pieces are the two control sticks at the center, Labeled 'Claw' and 'Drill'. Most of the rest of the console seems darkened or is sparking faintly, looking unusable.

use claw to grab fox,clunk him with drill

he needs cureing fast

> Begin formulating a plan on either releasing radial (like drilling the chamber to open) to take care of Eon OR allow some sort of distraction (like trying to claw grab eon) to prep the drill to give a mouthhug to eon.

>>Wind: Begin formulating a plan on either releasing radial (like drilling the chamber to open) to take care of Eon

Not that Windslash can tell from this angle... but the Chamber door is already open. Eon is currently trying to do... something... to Radial, the both of them wrestling about in front of Error and PH.

Error, not wanting Eon to screw up anyone else any further, quickly steps up and grabs him by the scruffy fur about his neck. "Get off of him!!" He growls to the fox and chucks him across the room, sending Eon bouncing over the operating table and landing gracefully on his hands and feet, tails blossoming out with the doll held straight up in the center.

"ERRO-" PH suddenly shouts, causing Error to quickly turn back toward the open Chamber. A familiar large blue figure peeks out at him, and in a split second, he's met with a large scaly blue fist to the face... and a bit of deja vu...

Lure him towards the table with teh Double Deuce! Then throw a muffin at him. >.>

PH> Make sure teh fawks doesn't escape down to 9_6's room.

Wind> Quickly skim through Operation Controls for Dummies. xP

(Edited on April 6, 2009, 4:00 pm)

>>proceed to continue and carry on etc.
"What's the last thing you remember, Wind?" PH asks idly as they traverse the facility.

"Well... I only vaguely recall what I did as... that thing." Wind scratches his head a bit, thinking back. "But before that, I remember we were confronting Everest."

PH chuckles slightly "Yeah... that didn't end so well for him." He takes out that Severed Hand and waves it in front of Windslash, also pointing toward that little glass eye Error was carrying. Error wonders what that was supposed to mean...?

"That was about the turning point. You lost control completely and started to mutate rapidly." PH lowers the point of his helmet, speaking in a more solemn tone, "I had to stop you... at least temporarily."

"YOU did that to him??" Error shouts suddenly, remembering the condition Windslash was in when he and Whiskers first saw him. He wasn't too soft on HER either though...

"I had to slow the mutations somehow!" PH raises his voice, "I knew you guys would regenerate anyway!... I'm sorry for hurting you guys, but this is SERIOUS! You don't fuck around with this thing..."

Error and Windslash both stare in stunned silence. PH sighs and lowers his head again, shoving open the stairwell door.

"I take it you've begun to figure out what this thing actually is." Wind speaks up again, his voice echoing through the darkened stairwell.

"I have a pretty good guess, based on how it's been acting... and it's not good." PH replies with an air of foreboding, "It's... basically a clone."

"Of... what?" Error lowers his ears, not liking the sound of this...

"...Something BIG. Something impossible to describe, really." Error and Wind aren't quite sure what PH means by that... "But that's not what we're dealing with down here. This thing is a clone... still in its infant stages. So we may have a chance here."

The group exit into the hallway that leads toward the Testing Labs, now in even worse condition than before. This whole place might not last much longer... PH then stops everyone before the X-ray hall door. There was a noticeable trail of little bloody foot prints leading from the stairs to here, hinting that a certain fox must have passed through.

"He's probably woken Radial up again." PH explains, "Wind, since you've been cured, you can't heal like Error does... you may have to stay back here. Error and I can deal with Eon and Radial." Windslash is about to protest when Error speaks up.

"Actually... there could still be a way for him to help." Error says in mid thought, glancing toward the Lab Control door.

Have fun at work. =P As for Wind; no inventory, huh? Weeell he should still have...
-----
>Cram glass eyeball up [strike]Eon's[/strike] [strike]9_6's[/strike] WIND'S ass!
-----
... ORIFICES!!! >:D

I sense more mechanical rapearm splatterings.

>>Mr. Windslash should operate the mechanical arm in the Lab Control room while Mr. PH and Mr. Error lure Radial onto the table again where they should be able to inject the cure once the mutant-gator-man is held in place. :3

EDIT:
>>Also, get a drink from that mysterious water cooler.

>>Also, get a drink from that mysterious water cooler.
The display case is clearly empty... and not a water cooler in any way. :<c

>>Have a big ol' group hug. It'll calm the nerves.

Teh water cooler is back where they just were, in the form of a flood light. (Already pointed it out; Don't think I didn't catch that, Whisks >=P ) Unfortunately, they failed to use/interact with it, as they did with it's previous incarnations. xP

Teh water cooler is back where they just were, in the form of a flood light. (Already pointed it out; Don't think I didn't catch that, Whisks >=P)

...yeah you totally got me :u

...wait where do you see... I don't even...?

O.o? Wut?

I still demand that group hug. >:3

>>continued...
PH helps Windslash to his feet. Wind blinks repeatedly, trying to come out of his daze... "What happened... w... Where's Everest?"

"Y'know... here and there..." PH states plainly while brushing Wind off, "You weren't in very good shape last I saw you. Though you seem to be doing well now."

"Windslash!" Error shouts and waves to the shrew in greeting.

"YEUGH!!" Wind recoils suddenly at seeing Error. "...Error?? Oh man, you're not looking too good!"

Error huffs and droops his ears, "Fsh... well you weren't very pleasing to the eye a few moments ago, either..."

>>No time to dawdle. Eon's heading downstairs and pursuit is required!
"But he's received the cure, so there's no chance of re-infection or mutation." PH speaks up after collecting his Great Knife. He continues passed Wind and Error, motioning them to follow, "Now we need to get moving again. Gotta catch up with Eon."

Error nods and begins to follow PH, "C'mon Wind!"

"Eon..." Windslash blinks for a moment, faint traces of memory from being infected flashing through his mind. He scowls at the thought of what's taken place, and marches off after the others...

Does that shrew have an inventory?
Does that shrew have shotgun shells?

>>Does that shrew have an inventory?
Does that shrew have shotgun shells?
No and no. :<
In an attempt to keep inventory to a reasonable level, characters other than the main 2 will not have inventory screens.

...And no, Wind doesn't have any shotgun shells on him. :x

Will we ever get to see the glorious shotgun in action?
>proceed to continue and carry on

Awesome shrew is sexy :B

>>Awesome shrew is sexy :B
'"If we get out of here alive... Shrewjobs for everybody!"

"HOORAY!!"'

Nuuuu! Teh eval water cooler! D=>

Before moving on, roll 1d20 to search the ground where Eon hit the wall to see if he dropped any shotgun shells. *Rolls* ...Two. >_>
>Error starts acting goofy for some reason, stumbling around with his eyes closed, as if trying to find something using bat-like echo-locating. "Here bullet bullet bullet."
"Wtf are you doing?" PH calls out to him. Snapping out of it, Error wonders what was going through his head as he hurries back towards the door.

We fail. =(

wait he went back to shrew after being a sandslash.
I guess the viral thing also promotes evolution in Pokémon subjects? 8U
Also WQ Wind is adorable and chubby~

I was wondering about the whole "Windslash = a sandshrew" thing too. =/

His name is windslash
It has no connection to what he is

unlike pyramid head

wheelbarrow head amirite

>>continued...
The syringe hit it's mark... the Strange Counter-Agent begins to pump through Windslash's system, now howling out in anguish. PH yanks his arm out of Wind's chest, a web of black tendrils snapping off and withering from his skin.

//

Windslash flails around upon the floor, his entire body feeling like it was on fire! He grips his massive claws over something pointy and metallic sitting on top of him, snarling into its face. The other voices in his mind were all screaming in unison, all shouting in pain and sorrow as a piece of them is burned away.

//

Error gawks at this unbelievable site... PH didn't even flinch when Windslash clapped his claws around his head! And now he could swear the shrew was beginning to shrink!

The massive claws start to shake out of control, losing their grip on PH's helmet and falling to the ground. The giant beast howls into the air as his body becomes smaller. His claws slowly softening into fingers... His jagged teeth realigning... His rows of razor sharp quills retracting... Until nothing was left but a screaming shrew lying upon the ground.

"Hey!" PH slaps Wind on the cheek lightly, but he continues to cough and grunt, looking around with a disoriented expression. "HEY!! Snap out of it!" Smack Smack!

Windslash's glazed eyes slowly come back into focus... he lies there panting on the ground, blinking up at Pyramid Head. "W... What...??"

"Holy shit... Wind!" Error exclaims, a smile spreading across his face at the sight of one of his friends looking like his old self... A feeling of hope was returning to him...

I sense the return of Radial and 9_6...
And...
an infected Whiskers? D:

EDIT:
>>No time to dawdle. Eon's heading downstairs and pursuit is required!

mount your new epic mount and hunt that fox.
Boss rush mode!

shrew is back, those now to get the others and eon, also foxy looks like he's been bleached out, fur bone white where its not bloody

(foxy should gain normal or shiny color tone once he is cured, unless its his normal color and he has been using fur dye)

If he's cured.

The final bosses 'cure' is always a rocket in the brains~

SHould have made infected whiskers eyes nipples :]

no D8

Not funneh! >:O

Haha. YOU CANNOT UNSEE!

Holy crap guys guess what I just realized 8U

Happy Birthday, Error :3c! *TACKLE!!*

Happy birfday

69 years left.

how did you fit in there


also thanks!!!

I have no idea :D!

also d'aww~ *glomp*

Happy Birthday, dood.
(My birthday was on the 28th, and I also turned 21) :B

SURPRISE, GENTLEMEN.

Rofl! :lol:
Congrats and Happy Birthday, Error! :D

portal under cake, or In the cake, and why so afraid, is neet for girls to pop out of the cake, for birthday sexxing

also happy birthday fluffbutt (yah, happy birfday numbah 10 from lila whisk)

(Edited on March 31, 2009, 10:44 pm)

Birthday~ yay. I'm late to the party XD

>>continued... (be sure to check everything described under the last picture in case you missed it :U)

WUH-BAMMM!!!

Error scrambles to his feet and turns back toward the shrew. He appears to be knocked out momentarily... unfortunately PH seems to have been shocked pretty bad too.

"PH! Get up, quick!!" Error runs over and begins to climb over Wind's giant arm. He stops suddenly as PH turns his head upward and coughs up a cloud of smoke, bolting upright and shaking his head.

"...Ow..." He turns to Error, wobbling about in a faint daze "...Did we get 'em?"

Slam that medicine into him and then poke him with the great sword (hurr) a bit to buy you more time.
See if you can loot any shotgun shells or money and collect them experience points and do a victory dance~

Also, how'd he get so f-ing HUGE? @.@ Jeez, his arm is as big as Error. xP

feel along brestbone for ideal spot with no bone to block, then stab with tehran cure!

Damn that shrew is sexy.

Even if he's a bloody mess of pure hate.

shrew wang would probly be as big as a shrew girl is tall

Arrange the unconscious bodies in compromising positions and take photos.

>>Arrange the unconscious bodies in compromising positions and take photos.

Although that would be pretty hilarious, PH is already awake again. Error will have to remember to do that some other time...

>>feel along brestbone for ideal spot with no bone to block, then stab with tehran cure!
Knowing that there's no time to lose, PH quickly crawls over the giant shrew's body, feeling around for the right spot to dig in. Unfortunately, the mutation has made Wind so big, he's going to have to stick his arm inside just to reach the heart!

PH decides on a decent spot, between two ribs just to the left of the breast bone, and slowly digs his Great Knife into Wind's chest. This is met with a sudden monstrous growl as Windslash begins to squirm and twitch around.

"Hurry!" Error urges PH while trying to hold down the shrew's arm that was practically as big as he was.

"I know! I know, just gimme a second!" PH pulls his Great Knife back out with a heavy 'SHLUCK', the blade dripping with blood. He quickly takes out the Centrifuge Tray of Strange Counter-Agent Syringes (long item name durr) and pulls out Syringe #11. With the giant shrew still squirming about in a daze, PH plunges his arm into his chest... That old familiar feeling of bloody organs slopping around his hand gives him a faint sense of nostalgia... but this was no time for fond memories!

He feels around the hot shrew innards until he comes across a very large, very rapid beating organ. He positions the syringe by feel, grunting in effort on top of the shrew... Just then he begins to feel something pinching, crawling along his forearm. Dozens of hot stabbing pokers were biting into his arm! It was now or never... He thrusts the syringe forward and jams down the plunger!!

uhoh, he might get infected, and thats gotta hurt

Eon, do you use Wii Internet Channel? :O

Also, hot stabbing pokers? o.O

yah,best five bucks spent, i use it when i wake and before bed

>>Duck and cover.
PH and Error dive to either side as Wind comes crashing to the floor. The giant shrew bucks about in a wild rage, finally shaking the fucking fox off his back. Eon's crazed cackling is cut short as he flies through the air, though he quickly flips and lands against the wall, his tails gripping the wall like spider legs. The fox hangs upside down, baring his razor teeth and hissing... a few tails doing the same. At the center of all the tails is the doll, staring just as blankly as ever. Eon quickly skitters down the wall and ducks through the door toward the stairwell.

"SHIT NO!!" Error howls toward the fox just as the door slams closed.

"FOX LATER, SHREW NOW!" PH shouts from across the room. He jumps to Wind's side and swipes his sword upwards, carving a gash up his side and sparking across the hard quills on his back. Wind lets out a roar that shakes the whole room, swiping one of his massive claws at PH, sending him tumbling with a loud CLANG!! "Guh-!!"

"GRAAAH!!!" Error shouts as he jumps toward the giant shrew. Wind darts his glowing red eyes over his shoulder to see Error flying toward him, arm held back ready to strike.

> sword
RAGE.
Also: use syringe on shrew heart for maximum damage

Error must do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-cC_To8Eg

HE MUST

>Kill eon. Kill Eon. KILL EONS.

>>Windslash: Kill. Kill! KILL!!
Windslash spins around and backhands Error out of the air, sending him into the southern wall. Wind pushes up onto his haunches and whips his massive claws to either side, puffing up his chest and roaring at Error.

PH groans and pulls himself up by propping his Great Knife onto the ground. His helmet is still ringing slightly as he shakes himself out, lifting his Great Knife into the air again. He runs toward Windslash and jumps onto his back (cue SOTC music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQm9Cm9y4A), grasping at the rock hard quills and holding on for dear life as the giant shrew begins to thrash about.

Error coughs up a bit of blood, shakily lifting himself to his feet. He looks up to see Windslash flailing around, silhouetted in front of the Large Floodlights above... "God... damn...!!" He curses to himself, not knowing what to do...

(Edited on March 29, 2009, 11:51 pm)

>PH: combine GREAT KNIFE with SHREW BACK

>>PH: combine GREAT KNIFE with SHREW BACK

PH holds onto one of Wind's massive quills and raises his Great Knife high. "HA! GRAH!! CMON!!" He shouts as he slams the Knife down repeatedly, only to clang and spark off of the quills each time. This hide was just too tough! PH swears profusely as his Great Knife smacks into the side of one of the Floodlights, causing the bright spotlight to wobble about.

>PH: combine GREAT KNIFE with SHREW TUMMY
>Error: Go hunt yer fawks!

Use the flood lights against Wind somehow. It seems like Whiskers is trying to hint at that. >.>

well those super bright spotlights DO add some nice dynamic lighting to the room :U

~~~EDITFORACTION~~~

>>PH: combine GREAT KNIFE with SHREW TUMMY
PH can't exactly do that from on top of Wind's back! There has to be a way to expose his underside, or even knock him onto his back or stun him long enough to get close to his chest.

>>Error: Go hunt yer fawks!
Error doesn't want to leave PH to fight Windslash by himself!

PH struggles up to Wind's shoulders, ducking the massive claws swinging over his head. He shouts more while whacking the enraged mutant shrew over the back of the head again and again with the flat of his Great Knife.

Error notices Wind stumbling about on his hind legs. The shrew's massive upper body strength could mean that he can't maintain balance on just two legs...

(Edited on March 30, 2009, 12:29 pm)

>CHAAARGE

:gamer: PH> Drop off of Wind and swipe legs out from behind with the blunt side of the Great Knife, tripping him onto his back.
Error> Jump up and deliver a gut-busting knockout smash with teh fap-arm.

Or the other way around. Maybe. Meh. >_>

ph drop behind him, hitting back of legs, error use MEGAPUNCH on shrew chest to send him flying,
or better yet, yank light down and give shrew corrective shock treatments to the head

>>Error> Jump up and deliver a gut-busting knockout smash with teh fap-arm.
While PH keeps Windslash distracted, Error takes another running leap! He winds back and crushes the mutant shrew right in the gut, causing him to double over and stumble into the back wall.

>>yank light down and give shrew corrective shock treatments to the head.
PH takes this opportunity to stand on Wind's shoulders, lifting his Great Knife high into the air-

KRISH-KZZZZZZ!!

PH's Great Knife accidentally broke through the glass of one of the Floodlights, catching on the wiring inside. Electricity shoots down the both of them, PH convulsing all over and Wind howling and flailing his massive claws. The shrew's arms crash into the walls several times, creating large growing cracks.

PH finally dislodges his Great Knife from the light, dropping his arms to his sides and wobbling on the shrew's shoulders... Windslash also seems to have been stunned by the massive shock. With a dull creaking noise, the giant mutant creature begins to lurch forward.

"ah... crap." Error grumbles, engulfed in Wind's shadow. He quickly ducks to the side and dives out of the way as the shrew spins and falls onto his back, PH tumbling down along with him and landing right on Wind's stomach.

>PH: combine GREAT KNIFE with SHREW TUMMY

>>"...God damni-"

CRASH!!!

Eon shrieks maniacally, riding upon the giant mutated shrew's back.

(By the way, yes I copied that other picture with switched characters)

(Edited on March 28, 2009, 10:50 pm)

Heeeerrreessss FOXY!!!!!!!

oh, stab shrew mount with the sword, then the cure, then tackle eon and tie him in his own tails

(Edited on March 28, 2009, 11:00 pm)

EH TOOK MAH MOUNT!

I have nothing to say... except for laughter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

O_O SON OF A BITCH!!! D8<

Edit: Oh yeah, they do kinda look like mouths. I thought they looked like stitches and didn't pay anymore attention to them. xP

Are ... are those mouths in the fox's tails? You guys are fucked.

Also, BOSS BATTLE.

Once again
>Duck and cover.

Also as soon as I saw a fox with shark-teeth I knew he'd either
-die soon (Rubys quest =P)
-become batshit insane

There simply is no hope for shark-teethed foxes nowadays.

i will have you know my teeth arent this shaped normaly, its just from lil whisk infection, normaly teeth are smaller, with fangs being the only pointy teeth seen

>>continued...
"RUN."
"What-"
"RUN!!" PH puts the Strange Counter-Agent away and bolts for the door. The ceiling continues to crumble as the entire room shakes to the ground.

"Son of a bitch!!" Error shouts while taking off after PH, dodging falling debris. They make their way through the Dual Lock Corridor as fast as possible as they watch the cracks in the ceiling follow them down the hall. As they reach the last section, there's a deafening CRASH from tons of concrete and dirt collapsing down the hallway.

"MOVE NOW!!" PH shouts as they both sprint across the entrance way and through the door into the main room. PH skids to a halt while Error stumbles a few feet, catching himself with his larger arm on the floor. A large dust cloud shoots out of the Chem Lab door way and envelopes them momentarily.

"Guh!... We... we made it...!" Error coughs through the smoke, "Are you alright?" He squints toward PH.

"I'm fine yeah, and so's the cure." PH replies, breathing out heavily and turning around. "...Error..." He adds and points.

"What?" Error turns also, noticing a faint trail of bloody prints leading across the floor... and up the wall toward the Faculty Quarters door. "Those... weren't there before."

thudda thudda THUDDA THUDDA THUDDA

"...God damni-"

Oh, come on. x.x Sowwy Whiskers. :(
(For the paradox crap)

(Edited on March 28, 2009, 10:02 pm)

Get that rapefox

Weren't the staff quarters cut/blocked off?
Also, wall climber ftw. :O

"Hoooo... I just don't know. I sometimes get the feeling that
I'm becoming trapped in my own reputation..."
------------------------------------------------------------
"I mean when people think of me, all they see is a horrible
rape demon. 'Oh no! Look out, it's that demon guy! We
gunna git raped!'. But I'm not just 'rape rape rape'
ALL the time! I have other hobbies too!"
------------------------------------------------------------
"You know what I mean?"

lmao

:lol: Lmfao! That's awesome!

ha ha ha hah

his other hobbies consist of: butchering and skinning.

>>continued...
PH and Error take a few steps back from the centrifuge as the machine slowly buzzes to life. The computer tower beeps a few times, sending the cylindrical compartment into a spin. PH watches silently while clenching his fists, Error jumping back further as the machine begins to shudder violently. Muffled shrieks and screams emit from the centrifuge, the entire metal case clambering around noisily.

This goes on for a minute or so until the ethereal howls begin to die down, the shaking slowly calming as well. Finally, the machine lets out a slightly garbled beep as it comes to a stop. The centrifuge hisses faintly, a bit of smoke rising out of it, appearing to have been damaged.

"Is it...?" Error asks while stepping toward the machine again, the flashlight on the counter shining up at them.

"I believe we've made ourselves a cure!" PH says triumphantly. Error can only imagine the smug smile spread across PH's face... if he even has one under there...

PH opens up the centrifuge, waving off a puff of smoke that rises out. He picks up the round Centrifuge Tray, containing six Glowing Red Syringes filled with Strange Counter-Agent.

"Oh wow..." Error reaches for one, quickly withdrawing his hand when he finds them to be rather hot to the touch. They even seem to be humming silently as they softly vibrate in PH's grasp.

"Ready to go fox hunting?" PH says with an aggressive tone, lowering the tip of his helmet. Error grins back at him and nods.

You commented before I posted again! STOP WITH THE TIME PARADOXES D8

EDIT: or does the picture really show up before I finish typing out the story part? :u

EDIT EDIT: but anyways, about that...
>>Get the heck out of Dodge before Eon brings down the roof in the Dual Corridor thing.

G-DUN-N-N-N!!!

"What the hell was-?" Error jumps and looks around. The entire room shakes suddenly, causing little bits of the ceiling to crumble down to the floor.

PH looks up at the ceiling, a chunk of concrete clanking off of his helmet. "...shit."

(Edited on March 26, 2009, 10:59 pm)

How the hell does that fawks manage to bring down ceilings like that anyway?
Does he like carry around a few kilos of semtex or something?

Also
>Duck and cover.

foxy has slight gel abilities, so thin tail, insert into crack and expand it to widen cracks and destabilize structures (also,knock fox unconscious and stab medicine into heart! cure him to regain his fire powers!)

"EDIT: ...part? :u"
Kinda. It's sort of haxx0r. When you finish the pic, before you finish and submit the comment/description, it won't be displayed here, but it does show up in your profile and in [url:http://agn.ph/oekaki/index.php?a_match=Whiskers]your posts.[/url] If I go to your posts(Which, as I've mentioned, is url saved as a Favorite I use to get to this site), I can see the pic with a blank(or "...") description and I'm able to comment on it. Upon submitting the comment, however, I'm sent back here, where your pic is still hidden, but if you go back to your posts, it's posted, prior to your description post time.

Anyway, I only posted it prior to you finishing because I saw you had already made a new pic, so it might have been missed if I posted on the last picture. (Thus the quote from the last picture)

(Edited on March 27, 2009, 3:48 pm)

>>Head inside and proceed through the door on the right. Use the ID card to get through the Dual-Lock corridor and enter the Chem. Labs.
PH and Error do just that! They use the Facility Lead IDs to bypass the Dual Lock Corridor and both head into the Chemical Labs.

"Yeesh..." PH flicks on the Flashlight and looks around the room, "Nice atmosphere huh? Must've been pretty eerie for Whiskers to be in here alone."

"..." Error frowns and rubs at his swollen shoulder, clenching his giant clawed hand. "Let's get to work."

Look fer dem syringes.

>>Look fer dem syringes.
Sure enough, just as Whiskers said, there's a box of syringes over on the far corner of the counter. An odd machine rests upon the middle of the counter as well, most likely the centrifuge mentioned in Jones' Journal...

PH takes out the metal tray full of blood vials and sets it on the table, then looks the centrifuge over to see if it's operational. Meanwhile, Error checks out the box of syringes. There are plenty here, and they look unused... Lucky break, huh- er...

Error shakes his head and grunts to himself. Just saying that word is freaky now... Shivering slightly in the cold of the room, Error takes out a bundle of capped Syringes and sets them on the counter opposite PH.

"Looks like it's still usable." PH notes, standing back from the centrifuge. He turns back toward Error and they both nod to each other.

Is it possible that 9_6 has recovered already? :O
Also, don't remember centrifuge. Have to go read through them again. >.>

Think about how lucky you are that there are no iron filings inside you or ph would have killed you as mercilessly as he did it to the poor wooly willy toy.
You mustn't trust this geometrically-headed fellow or you'll run out of luck!

>>Get one syringe for each infected, then fill each syringe with some of ye flask, and mix the blood samples in the different needles. Make sure to label each shot on whose blood sample it has. Even make one for eon.
Rapedemon and Mutantvee both get to work on concocting this counter agent that just might save their lives...

Error places Ye Flask on the counter now, the Flask still faintly wobbling from the odd perpetual motion the Mixed Strange Medicine has started. Holding Ye Flask steady, Error lets PH take each of the syringes and fill them all equally. Ye Flask empties as 6 syringes fill half way with swirling liquid...

"Why exactly is it doing that anyway?" Error raises an eyebrow at the shaking syringes.

"Er... Well, its DNA isn't exactly agreeing with the ingredients. That's kind of the point..." PH explains while trying to concentrate on keeping the syringes steady, which were all wobbling and clinking together on the counter. Error felt a little queasy at the thought of injecting this crap into everyone's hearts...

"So what next?"
"Hand me the vial marked 14."

Error nods and picks up the small vial... The blood was quite a bit darker than the others, and even had some kind of dark smokey aura floating around the outside of the glass... it felt unusually warm for the chilly surroundings... Error hands it to PH, who begins to carefully dip the tip of each needle in and suck up a small portion of 14's Dark Blood.

"Might wanna hold these." PH says as he quickly hands Error each syringe one by one. They're literally gurgling and thrashing like some tiny rabid animal were locked inside. Once PH puts the last bit of Dark Blood into the last syringe, he begins to take the Subject Vials. "Careful now..."

Error was sweating at this point despite the chill of the room. The two of them start pulling the Subject Blood into the syringes, all the while struggling to keep them steady. Each time they fill a Syringe, they take the label off of the corresponding Vial and stick it on the new container.

Finally they've combined all of the ingredients, but these Cure Syringes are taking on a life of their own! "Centrifuge, now!" PH says, almost shouting. They cap off the needles and set them into the machine on the counter. Error swears he was hearing faint growls and shrieking coming from the Syringes as the machine vibrated slightly from its shaking passengers.

PH punches in a few buttons on the side of the centrifuge, closes the top and stands back. Error blinks and quickly follows, if Pyramid Head had to stand back, he probably should too.

It's the candy corn!
Quick hide your feet!

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE EON SHADOWNESS!?
also caps

No. :P But it does look QUITE a bit like PH and Error. >.>;;;
Also, is that supposed to be Lil' [strike]Whisk[/strike] Plague-y on the very edge there? If so, it doesn't match the shadow. If you zoom in far enough you can see the puppet's glowing red eyes in the shadow. ;)

(Edited on March 26, 2009, 6:51 pm)

C'mon what happened to your 2 pics a day ratio?
I hope you didn't cut that down just because some people were whining?
1 pic a day is like... 2 episodes of dbz content-wise.

you scared her off with whiskers 2.0, 9_6

Or I'm just having trouble planning out the next couple sequences / taking a slight breather :< (Also yes Whisk 2.0 is pretty freaky D8)

btw that looks kinda like a bloody, pointy nose doesn't it?

what exactly is stopping eon from going back and taking in the rest of whiskers

^Eon doesn't know that Whiskers is in that chamber. He probably just made the assumption that she was with Error and PH.

EDIT: Or what Whiskers said in the post beneath this one.

>>what exactly is stopping eon from going back and taking in the rest of whiskers
Something else may be on their to-do list... Maybe something has to be taken out of the way before they can continue what they started...

Wat I thought u liek =^w^=2.0
maybe I'll just have to slap more cocks on her :rolleyes:

Wait, who was 14 again?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2110770

>>Proceed
Error points out the powder inside the Wooly Willy! This looks like it could be Iron Dust, conveniently enough! Error holds up Ye Flask so PH can pour the dust into the mixture... The Strange Medicine fizzes and churns about by itself as they add the powder, turning a dark brownish red. The smokey substance within the liquid swirls about rapidly now and doesn't seem to be stopping... Ye Flask is now wobbling around slightly in Error's grasp as the liquid stirs itself within.

Feeling they've found all the 'non-blood' ingredients, they quickly make their way through the facility back toward the Chem Labs. There are small splatters of blood here and there, showing Eon must have scittered through, but there are so many it's hard to tell where he could be now.

Error and PH make it to the main room with the nearly blinding Floodlights and approach the Chemical Labs door... the Dual Lock Corridor should be just beyond.

Get one syringe for each infected, then fill each syringe with some of ye flask, and mix the blood samples in the diffrent needles. Make sure to lable each shot on whos blood sample it has. Even make one for eon.

(Edited on March 25, 2009, 1:13 am)

Revive Radial

make up a dose for each, have PH forcibly subdue eon to inject him with the cure and restore him to his normal self and powers!

Salute to the wooly willy toy which has so generously sacrificed itself for the good of everyone.

>>Head inside and proceed through the door on the right. Use the ID card to get through the Dual-Lock corridor and enter the Chem. Labs.

On the way through, ask why/how PH has G.E.'s hand, already. X_X Also, ask if he know's how and where to insert the syringe to inject directly into the heart.

You should also probably think about how sanitary those needles are, and were you might be able to wash them. After all, you wouldn't want to worry about getting tetanus, hepatitis, and other illnesses in addition to the HIV and such you're gonna get from PH's blood. I mean, you rape that many things, the amount of STD's in your blood's gotta be almost visible. :P

>>Go check out Lab Control.
Error is still pretty excited over finding this shotgun, even if it is out of ammo. He is in the mood for some serious ass kicking right now! PH reminds him that they still need to do a bit of exploring before they try anything else, and points out that they have yet to check out Lab Control.

Error agrees and the two of them head back through the X-ray hall. The trail of bloody footprints head for the stairwell... Eon is about, so stay on your guard.

They enter the Lab Control door using one of Error's Facility Lead ID cards and head up the small stairway. The wall to the side appears to be dented outward in a strange manner... and there are a few small trails of dried blood.

Error and PH finally enter the Lab Control room... Looks like the ceiling's collapsing in here too... Who knows how stable it could be. There are various large computers lining the walls, but the collapse seems to have crushed them beyond any use. The southern wall is angled outward with those large windows looking down into the Testing Labs. A large console sits beneath the windows, which was used most likely to control all the machinery and various other functions in the Testing Labs.

There is a messy desk on the far wall as well, though it's hard to make out what's on it from over here, especially in the dusty darkness of this room...

Combine FLASHLIGHT with DARKNESS

(>>Combine FLASHLIGHT with DARKNESS
PH uses his demonic ingenuity to turn the Flashlight into a FLASHDARK!! This mysterious device sends out a beam of darkness that penetrates even the brightest of areas!)

(durhur but seriously be back later for real response;U)

>>Check out what's on the desk

You forgot the caps for DEMONIC INGENUITY. :P
> Check out teh shit on the desk.
PH> Once desk duties are done, slice off Error's beef-arm and throw him up into that airduct to see where it goes. >:D

Item combination ftw! Run to table and grab blue object. Then read paper

>>Check out what's on the desk
The desk is littered with useless junk. Pens, crumpled note and memos, and even a couple little gadget toys. One paper in particular literally stands out, flopped against the wall at the back of the table.

Error picks it up out of curiosity and attempts to read it...

"To the higher-ups, more specifically
to Dr. Sonofabitch,

Well Doc, you've royally fLucked up again. Good job! I've
been overseeing the research taking place here in the Iron
Grove. That strange sample you so elegantly took
from Metal Glen after Red's lUcKy discovery has shown
amazing potential. Too bad you hired absolute IDIOTS to
handle it here.

We've been having increased reports of infection spreading
throughout the staff, and the entire facility is falling
into chaos! I personally blame Dr. Jones' foolish actions.
The old bastard developed feelings for the test
subjects, even issuing special volunteer ID cards to some
of them!

The subjects are another little LuCkY nugget of joy I'd
like to tell you about. For one thing, do you KNOW who it
is you kidnapped?? I wouldn't be surprised he allowed you
to take him just so he could fLuckY this whole operation from
the inside!

I've ordered my men to bomb the surface and seal the
infected into the facility, several times over the course
of the next week just to make sure this damn place goes
under. If I'm LUCKY, I will be joining them shortly myself,
and I plan to have a nice long talk with some of your
people when I get back.

~General Ever+~~_"

The shaky writing scribbles out suddenly. This note was obviously never sent... The general's choice of words in several spots are slightly foreboding as well. Error looks up from the paper with a sigh.

PH doesn't seem to be paying attention to the paper, seeming to be too occupied with a little Wooly Willy toy he found on the desk...

Play with the wooly willy toy!

>>Play with the wooly willy toy!
PH amuses himself by sifting the black powder around the little face with the magnet pen, giving him some very silly hair styles. He even tries to arrange the magnetic powder into a little triangle over the picture's face, but it just looks silly. :U

Decice that this is the best source of amusement the world has ever seen and that it mustn't be destroyed no matter what!

realize black powder is IRON DUST/FILINGS needed for teh cure! time to blend up some medicines

Do not harm the wooly willy!
Defend it with your life if you have to!

>Before smashing W.W., draw spiraly things over his eyes and enjoy LoZ "puzzle solved" tune.

*Treasure chest falls to ground with "Ammo" written on it. Inside is merely a squiggly note: "Your LuCk's run out. =P"* *Smash with shotgun* >.>

Error> Now that General E. is on his mind, ask PH what the story is behind that hand he's carrying around..... Which isn't Wind's for some reason. (Early in-game reference =D )

I just realized that PH has Thor.

Ohgod, it's in the same world. Does that mean "l'il whisk" IS the head of that leather dummy? D:

>>I just realized that PH has Thor.
Sorry, but that's just the Suspiciously Shaped Flashlight.

Proceed

(1st post from a long time lurker)

the severed hand is obviously for the palm scanner on certain doors in the base, it's as good as his ID card

shine flashlight in that open ceiling vent

>>shine flashlight in that open ceiling vent
Just a small air vent... "This might be where Eon crawled through before... squirmy bastard's probably the only one who could fit through such a tiny space..."

Like I said before, slice off arm and check what`s up there.
I'm sure the arm will be fine. :P

Ask PH to give you a turn at that wooly willy, then have an "oh shit" moment realizing you just found your iron dust