AGNPH Stories
 

Unfair Disadvantage by feircedeity

 

Answers. NOW!

"Please, tell me. Why am I here?"

"Listen missy. You know damn well why your here." There were two policemen in the small room that I was being held in, where one wall was a mirror. As a sorta joke, I waved at it, knowing there wer other police officers behind it, watching me.

"Look. I didn't do any burning. Where's Felicia?"

"In the other room."

"Yeah. Okay. Why am I here? I have a god-damn alibi!"

"Sais who?"

"Sais Sophia, Jake, Mia, Kio and Frances."

"Yeah, well two and a half of them are pokemon. What on earth are we going to get from things that don't speak English?" I was getting pissed off.

"Than talk to goddamn Jake or Mia!"

"Aint home."

"Have you met Sophia or Frances? Frances can SPEAK English, and Sophia can speak telepathically."

"What a croc a shit."

"I am so going to rub this in your face!"

"Is that a threat?"

"Look. You got nothing on me. Seriously! I wasn't even at the hotel on the second fire, the first one; I was asleep in my bed, awoken by smoke. The fire came from the opposite side from the building that I was in. My god, you know that. Lemmie use the phone."

"Why."

"I'm going to call them in."

"Who in? Jake wasn't there, and Mia and Frances are out. Who do you expect to give your 'alabi?'"

"Are you retarded? She speaks telepathically! Why is that so hard to believe?"

"I'm just calling you on your bluff." I was so excited to shove this in their faces.

"Just give me the goddamn phone." The scrawny police officer slid a really old looking phone over the table to me. I dialled the phone number that I got the night before. It rang, about seven times.

"Gardevoir?"

"Sophia, this is Hanna, from last night. I know you can't talk---"

"See, she can't talk."

"Hold on a sec Sophia. Yeah. She can't talk over the phone, because she speaks telepathically. Can you send mental messages over the phone? No. You can't."

"Piff." The one sitting down looked to the other officer, with a smug look, and whispered something.

"Yeah, I'm in an investigation for arson, and you are my alibi. I need you down here, to convince these douches. I'm at the police station."

"Grade voirde!" She sounded happy, than giggled. I thought that was a good sign. She hung up.

"She coming? Oh right. You couldn't TALK to her." He laughed, obviously making fun of me.

"Why are you doing this? You aren't even asking me questions about the fire."

"If you're so innocent, how come you would know something?"

"Well, maybe someone's trying to hurt ME?"

"How so?"

"What the hell do you mean, 'how so'? Maybe someone was trying to hurt me by maybe, I don't know, BURNING DOWN THE HOTEL I WAS SLEEPING IN!!!!" It was kind of obvious.

"Do you want a lawyer, or do you have one?"

"Why are you asking me this? Why the goddamn hell would I need a lawyer? I'm freaking innocent! My god, I have a good idea who could be doing this!"

"Okay, who."

"The only other person I met in Rustboro, who I also pissed off."

"Okay, shoot." It was a little farfetched, but it was better than whatever the dumbass cops had.

"The gym leader Roxanne."

"Yeah? Why's that?"

"I one-hit-KOed her pokemon, which really turned her cider."

"Yeah, right."

"She was really really cold about it. She almost didn't give me my badge, which by the way is right here." I flashed him the badge.

"Why would she try to hurt you?"

"Because I pissed her off, my god you're idiots!"

"Okay, now you're pulling stuff outa your ass."

"Well, you can either listen to what I'm saying, or take what I'm pulling outa my ass, and shove it up yours!!!" He sat up straight, and was obviously disturbed. He was about to say something when there was a knock at the door.

"Ah, your bluff is here." The beautiful gardevoir named Sophia entered, with her trademark red dress.

"Hi, my name is Sophia."

"...Oh my god... I'm... I'm..." He was probably going to apologize, but there was no way in hell was I going to let him.

"Remember what I said earlier? Shove it up your ass. Keep going Sophia."

"Yes I am a gardevoir, and yes, I can speak telepathically. This is Hanna, and she is with Felicia, the Typhlosion, and they were at my, Jake's, Mia's, Kio, Mia and Kio's daughter Frances's apartment, three nights ago, between mid afternoon, until about eleven 'o'clock."

"Wow, you really know what to say."

"I deal with people like you a lot." She sounded a little cold at this comment.

"Aren't you that Gardevoir that was in that rape case? Because you---"

"My god your ass must hurt."

"What? Why?"

"You have a lot of stuff to shove up there." I laughed, 'cause Sophia was right into the insults.

"Now if you excuse me and Sophia, I think we're through here."

"She's right. We've got nothing."

"Son of a bitch!" the larger one slammed his fist on the desk as we walked out of the room, seeing Felicia.

"Come on, it's time to blow this popsicle stand."

"Phlo ty typhlo sionty. Typhlosion typhlo sionphlo ty!"

"She said that she could hear us in there, and nice job telling off the douche." Sophia smiled.

"Thank you."


"Flea, please, can you drop it? It sucks! I know!"

"But how often do we get ice cream? One of the only times I get ice cream, it decides to fall on the ground. Great. Just great."

"Are you done?"

"Yes mom."

"Good, now, we're almost home, and remember what we talked about?"

"Mmhmm! Be good and do whatever Jake and Sophia say."

"Thank you honey. I'm looking forward to a nice dinner with your father."

"Why can't I come?"

"It's our first anniversary. Isn't that right dear?" I looked towards Kio, who was being quiet, as usual. He was kind of quiet when it came to Frances, except for at home, where he usually was playing with her, and being entertaining with her.

"Gon flygon gon. Fly flygon gonfly."

"Daddy sais that he is looking forward to tonight. He also said that he can't believe that it has been a year. What does he mean?"

"Gon flygon fly gonfly flygon gon gonfly fly."

"...Oh, okay." I figured that Kio did a good job on describing so I left it at that.

"Okay honey, we're home. You go up, and we'll wait untill you're up there." We stood just outside the door, waiting for her to get up there. I felt kind of funny, being well dressed, because I never needed to be before. Now, I'm in a fine blue gown, standing, looking up at a window.

"There's no one here!" I thought for a sec.

"Just wait there, honey. Sean sould be home any second." She nodded, than slipped her head back into the window. I turned to Kio. "I wonder where Sophia is." As if on cue, Jake walked up.

"Hi guys, sorry I'm late. My boss had me sign a whackload of papers, for... Wow, you two look like you're going to a black tie gala or something. Where's Flea?"

"She's upstairs. Where's Sophia?"

"Oh, I dunno. I'm sure she'll turn up." There was a large flash from inside the apartment upstairs.

"There she is. All right, remember. Don't come home until like nine. If she falls asleep, which she will, just carry her. She's light." Jake laughed, than nodded.

"Have fun you two."

"No problem." We walked, or more like I walked and he flew, to the local Italian restaurant, called Luigi's, where we had reservations. What was nice, other than the food and the portions, was the fact that not a person was staring at us, like usual. It was a nice break, although there were a couple camera fags, who probably worked for a newspaper. I felt so strange. A year ago, I was a nobody. Now I'm seventeen with a child, who is already quite intelligent. Through it all, I realized, that I hadn't seen my parents for a year. I'd like to say 'if they could see me now,' but thanks to newspapers and such forth, they probably can. I walked past my old house on my way to work, and it had a huge for sale sign. I was sad that they had abandoned me at first, but I realized, my life couldn't be any better. I bet they moved to Pacifidlog town. I hate it there.

"Gon flygon!" Kio pointed to a little pastry shop.

"Good idea. I wouldn't mind a desert." We walked into the little shop, which was quite busy. I found that odd, because it was six 'o' clock. We walked up to the clerk who interrupted me, before I could say anything.

"Hey, you're the two with the child. I saw you on the news a couple days ago. Y'know, I heard that touching her is good luck---" I was dumbfounded by what this imbecile was saying.

"Yeah, well I hear punching you in the face is good luck. Now shut up before you give me good luck." Kio, was also upset, so we just walked out. I flipped the bird behind me on my way out.

"Flygon gon." Kio smiled. As we walked, I was still peeved by what that guy had said, and it was lingering in my mind. So my kid is just a freak object to people? Great. We continued to walk home, at a hasteier pase. A woman with a cameraman behind walked up to us, as if they were expected.

"M---"

"Fuck off." I was in absolutely no mood. When I want to talk to the world, I'll talk to the world. They didn't follow, which I thought was lucky, because they always do. We arrived home, which for once was empty, to just us. In fact, I had to use a key to get in, which never happened. There was always someone home. Not this time.

"Gon, flygon gon." I could have sworn I understood him, but I was just over excited for the night ahead of us.

I instantly headed to our bedroom, as Kio followed closely behind. On my way to the bedroom, I grabbed a chair from the kitchen, and placed it in the bedroom. When Kio entered the bedroom after me, I shut the door and placed the chair under the door knob, making sure nobody could get in, even though that was already impossible. I alone did what Sophia and Jake never did.

"You ready, boy?" His tail was moving around in random directions. I relieved myself of all cloth restrictions, and then slid up the bed, to the pillows. I laid back, and waited for Kio to act. There wasn't much of a wait, as the two of us had not had a sexual encounter since Flea was born. He started to lick me, in ways that I couldn't have imagined. His rough tongue slid deep inside me, and tickled me. Whenever he got his whole tongue inside my slit, he'd wiggle it around, in a very stimulating way, before pulling it out again.

"Fly gon gonfly." Again, I could have sworn I understood him, but I don't think I did, because that wouldn't make any sense. Also, he muttered whatever he said, and almost a moan, with pleasure. He slid up my body, than to meet me face to face. He smiled, than started to lick my face. I could almost feel the love radiating from him, so I gave him a hug, and I could feel him poking into my leg. When I let go of the hug, he almost instantly pushed into me. It was the most incredible sensation I had ever felt. Well, it was better than the last time he fucked me, because it really hurt. He began to repeatedly thrust in and out of me, really hard. I tried to do push back, but the pleasure was overwhelming. I finally began to thrust back. I couldn't hold off any more. I gasped, and panted, and I finally felt a release. I felt orgasmic sensations shooting up from my cunt. I think the idea of what was happening triggered something in Kio. He then pulled out, spraying on my leg. I figured it was better than releasing inside me, because of what happened last time. I relaxed as Kio rolled onto his back. I panted.

"*Pant* *Pant* Wanna go again?" Kio thought for a sec, than nodded yes. I rolled over on top of him.

The next day, we didn't get up until almost three in the afternoon. I could hear flea trying to get in a couple times, but the chair from the night before solved that.

"Mom? Dad? Are you in there? The door i'n't opening. Screw it." I would have told her to watch her mouth, but I didn't want her to know I was awake. I rolled over to face Kio, who was already looking at me.

"Fly gon flygon gonfly?" This time I knew I understood him.

"Yes Kio, yes."
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    The Wild-Card!
    Reviewer: Captain_Dragonuv
    Date:Aug 13 2013 Chapter:Answers. NOW!
    Fire everywhere... And I'm gonna make a negative note on how Roxanne was portrayed last chapter--completely non-cannon.