AGNPH Stories
 

Team by testa

 

Team Misfit (Ch.18)

Mecha: *is laying on his side, on a raised platform* Hey readers...don't worry...just tired from the fun...had to bust out a secret in my design to keep me going...but other than that...I managed to work through all of the fems without incident...main reason I took them all one on one before.
"No wonder I felt like bliss." *Teleporting to his side was Yellow.*
Mecha: *smiles and pets her*
Yellow: But what the luna did you hide? I thought I gained a skimatic from trying to repair you. *Jewel looks in as she quietly watched with a smile.*
Mecha: *blushes* It's...something I didn't want you to know about...it's a remnant from my past...
Yellow: ...It might be your past...but it might be good for -
"The future to come." Jewel steps up with a light smile.
Mecha: *blinks* What do you mean by that?
Jewel: As in no matter what you have you'll be able to come to terms with it with others by your side.
Yellow: That's my line!
Mecha: *thinks about it...then nods* You're right. *blinks* Hey wait...others by my side?
Jewel: *giggle..seeing the other elemental girls were giving a smile to him.. nodding as they were heading back into Jewelwriter.*
Mecha: *smiles* Thanks Jewel. *chuckles* But don't put those girls away yet...I've got a special treat for you all. *smiles* And while this is taken care of...enjoy the finale of Team!




Inferno smiled, as he looked around the area. "Wow...it feels so long since we've been here."

Sky nodded, smiling herself, "Yeah...this is where you came to be my knight in shiny armor."

Death grumbled, "And where you first beat the shit out of me." Inferno smiled, chuckling. "Come on...as nice as it might be for you two...I want out of here as soon as possible." With some reluctance Inferno and Sky moved on, heading for the way into the mountain, and thus the base. Of course, Death and Bane wanted to do it without getting spotted, lest they get recognized and then attacked. But fate wouldn't have that, "Hey! It's you two!" A butterfree flew to Sky and Inferno, "You're the ones who took out the mightyena that were terrorizing us!"

Inferno smiled, "Yeah...nice to see we're still celeb's here."

The butterfree chuckled, "Of course...those mightyena were terrible...we'll always be grateful they're gone for..." that's when she noticed Bane...and Death, "...you two!?"

The brother's cringed, as Sky spoke up, "Don't worry...they're good guys now."

"Even that bastard heir!?" Death cringed at the words.

Ferra lept on his back, "Yes he is! He's my Deathy poo, and I tell you that he's a good boy now." Death couldn't believe how fast he went from feeling like dirt, to embarresed.

The butterfree eyed the two, then nodded, "Alright...I suppose you wouldn't let them tag along if it was different." Inferno and Sky nodded, "What brings you two back anyway? Are you gonna take care of those mean humans in the mountain?"

Inferno nodded, "I guess they've been giving you trouble."

She sighed, nodding, "Yes...I...lost my sister to them...crushed while they tried to catch a beedrill."

Inferno growled, "Don't worry...we'll make sure they never bother anyone again. You've got our word." The butterfree smiled, nodding then taking off. The group headed back on their path, as Death took the lead, since only he and Bane knew where the path up to the mountain was. Along the way, the four were recognized multiple times, and each time Death and Bane had to be vouched for, since none of the locals cared much for them. Then Death froze, as he caught a scent. "Oh gods...I...I can't go this way..."

The other's blinked, eyeing him. Ferra gave the question voice, "Why?"

Death looked down, "...up ahead...there's a...female...I..." he didn't want to finish it.

Inferno sighed, "Guess we'll go around...not like we're running low on time."

Death nodded, then froze when they heard rusling, followed by a leafeon appearing, "Oh hello." Death quickly dashed back for cover behind the others. "Umm...sorry if I scared yo..." she blinked, "Oh I know you two! You're the one's who got rid of that horrible group of mightyena." Once again the hero's nodded. The leafeon smiled, "It's nice to meet you...and Bane too?" she smiled, "I see you've found a better group to hang around with."

Bane smiled, glad at least one local knew he didn't really like his life with the pack...of course the payment for that was what was sure to be immense hate for Death. "I'm glad I found them...and my plump little raichu." Rika smiled, then did a double take on the comment, before sparking up, then shocking him.

The leafeon smiled, "My name's Honey." she looked away, "I'm really glad you got rid of them...I only wish you had killed that monster Death...he murdered my love...then raped me." Death, who was behind Tia, cringed. She sighed again, "It would have been good for him to die...I mean...his own mother hated him because he was picked at birth to be the heir." she spat, "What kind of mother hates her own child for something so stupid!?"

Inferno blinked, "hold it...you feel sorry for Death."

She nodded, "yes...I know he was mean, cruel...a monster in every way...but that was because of what he went through as a pup..." she smiled, "Sure I was mad and bitter...but...I've always tried to put myself in their shoes...forgiveness is the first step to healing if you ask me."

"...I'm sorry..."

Honey blinked, "Who?"

Death emerged, looking down, "I'm really sorry for what I did..."

Honey stared, "Death?"

He nodded, sighing, "I was made to look like the monster I was."

She blinked some more, then nodded, "I suppose so." she eyed him, then smiled, "And I forgive you Death. It was never really your fault."

Death looked up, blinking, "You...really...mean that?"

Honey nodded, "Yes...besides...you must be a nice little dog again...if you're traveling with them." she pointed to Inferno and Sky.

Death smiled, "Thank you...Honey." She smiled, walking up and petting him with a paw. "I wish I could undo what I did."

She smiled, "It's okay...I know you can't..." she giggled, "I'm doing okay since then though..." a small eevee appeared, and ran to her, nuzzling her leg, "I did find another guy...he's no replacement...but he's good enough to have gotten a place in my heart...and a spot in my womb." she giggled at her joke.

Sky bent down and smiled at the eevee, who smiled back, "Are you the lady absol who got rid of the bad mightyena?"

Sky smiled, "Yes I am." The eevee girl stared, wide eyed. Sky giggled, smiling at the pup.

An Espeon emerged next, and smiled, "There you are Honey. Who are they?"

"The ones who got rid of the mightyena monsters...and some of the good mightyena, as well as a few of their friends."

The espeon was about to say something, when a charizard landed, looking to the group, "Took your time getting here." Halocaust smirked, "Well if you lot are gonna do this attack...now is a good time...and there's a secret entrance to the base just up ahead...you'll notice a hole there...I just removed the boulder blocking it...use it to get into the base...and close to Darko."

Inferno blinked, "What are you going to do?"

Caust smiled, "We're gonna run diversion. Better not make us do all the work." he flew off without another word.

The group looked to one another before nodding, Inferno turning to Honey, "Sorry...but we've got a job to do."

Honey and her mate and daughter all nodded, stepping aside. Honey eyed one member of the group, before bursting into a giggle.

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Ellune smiled as she saw Halocaust returned, "You told them about the secret entrance?"

He nodded, "yep."

She smiled, "Good...then let's do our part..." she turned to her fellow ex-Rockets, "let's show Darko why our way of doing things is best!" They all cheered, pokemon and trainers ready to fight for a much more worthy cause. She smiled more, petting Caust, "Let's go have some fun." They rushed the main entrance, taking the two gaurds by surprise, and pushing deep into the base.

************

The gang had found the opening and at the end of the cave, was an access point deep in the base. An alarm was blaring, meaning Ellune and Caust were doing their job of distraction. Death looked about, before finding a computer. He smiled, and started typing away, looking through the data, trying to find some clue as to where they had to go. He smiled, "Looks like the spot where Darko is isn't to far. He's down the hall, through a large training room, and in his personal training room."

Inferno smiled, "Good...we can put an end to this righ here and now...Team Rocket's gonna regret the day they met us...cause we're...ummm..." he thought about it before smiling, "We're Team Misfit!"

The other laughed, smiling big at the sound of that. With a few last breaths, they broke down the door, and looked down the hall. Four Rocket's stared in bewilderment, "How the hell did they get in here!?"

"Who cares...STOP THEM!" The four called out their pokemon. A sneasle, houndour, beedrill, pidgy, and an ekans appared, sighing as they got ready for the fight. "You worthless maggots better win!"

Inferno smirked, "Alright guys...the pokemon are being forced into this...so no killing...but..."

Death smiled, "The humans are fair game!" He rushed forward, and began to weave around the attacks launched at him. It wasn't tough either...these pokemon weren't tough, obviously these grunts were pretty low on the important ladder. Add to that, when finding that their "trainers" were going to be killed, the pokemon showed no sign of real effort. "Damn it! Fucking weaklings!" The Rocket tried to run, but a tentacle grabbed his waist, and slammed his head into the wall...something gave...either the metal wall...or the head...but either way, the human was quiet dead, and there was blood. The 3 others screamed and ran, or at least tried to. Death cut that short though with an Air Cutter. The Rocket's were taken care of, and that had their pokemon smiling, bowing then fleeing.

Death smiled, stretching out as he gave a smug look, "Man...It's fun ridding the world of filth...i see why you guys took a lot of pleasure of offing me so many times."

Bane chuckled, "Yeah...it's loads of fun." The smiled, and headed toward the training room. They entered it, and saw several Rocket's who turned to look at them. "The intruders got this far so fast!?" They rushed for the door.

The group just smirked at one another, knowing how this would end. They counter rushed the Rocket grunts, ready to push through pokemon to get at the source of the problem. Of course these guys had tougher pokemon, so it was going to take some extra work to do that. But none of them minded, they wanted to have a little fun with this.

Link, Tensa and Masamune were together, fighting as one, dodging, blocking and striking as if they were all one. A machamp learned that the hard way, as he got a boneclub to the gut, followed by two claws to his face. He was flat on his back, groaning. "Worthless piece of crap! Get up!" The rocket cursed, "Hit those damn things with an iron tail!" A pikachu rushed for Link, the attack prepared, and swung. Link blocked it with ease though, and Masamune and Tensa slammed the pikachu back into some of the other attackers. Link then took the fight to the humans, slamming one with his club, smashing the skull. Tensa had managed to slice out the back of another, making his legs useless. Masamune went for a slash of the neck, getting blood to spray out of the wound. As the human fell, the pokemon quickly made for the exit, shouting out "thank you"s.

Ferra and Death were enjoying the beat downs they were giving, though Death knew he'd do all the killing...it wasn't Ferra to kill...even filth. And he didn't mind...he'd do anything to keep her the way she wa...his train of thought was wrecked as he ducked under a slash attack from a persian. "Bad kitty!" he smacked him away, and into manectric, who was preparing a electric attack of some sort for Ferra. She was busy using sonic booms to blast away opponent after opponent, water guns supply surpressive fire for when the sonic booms weren't flying. She smiled, giggling as she saw them cursing...some saying how amazing she was. Then she heard some screams, followed by the pokemon smiling, thanking them, then fleeing. She turned and saw Death leaving a bunch of humans in mangled heaps.

Bane and Rika were having some trouble not killing the pokemon...because Rika couldn't seem to grasp that subject. So Bane told her to focus on the humans, as he beat down the pokemon. A shadow ball knocked a geodude away, smashing and crushing a human's skull. Rika let loose a thunder bolt, striking one female grunt in the face. A loud scream echoed out before she fell dead. Rika smiled, before getting a mega punch to the face. "Ow! Son of a bitch!" She glared at the hitmonchan, before Bane got him with an iron tail. Then launched a hyper beam on the last humans, who were gathered together. The dust showed them as nothing but dead bodies, letting the pokemon flee, yelling out their gratitude.

Tia was casually knocking aside enemy after enemy, Blaze on top of her head, blasting at everything around, as they worked toward their human opponents. They weren't really trying, and that was pissing off the Rockets. Blaze smirked, "I say you give them a...shocking realization." Tia smiled, swinging her tail around for an aim, then a thunder bolt, one powerful enough to blast a hole in the Rocket's chest. The others gulped staring in bewilderment. Blaze smiled, picking up a golem and flinging it toward a clustered group of Rockets, getting screams and a bloody mess after it. The pokemon began running, the one Rocket left in their vicinity not having any control over the group. He gulped, "Fucking freaks!" were his last words.

Inferno and Sky weren't worried about the fodder, they were going for Darko, who had emerged during the ruckus. Darko glared, "You again!?" he tossed out six balls, revealing a blastoise, scizor, camerupt, torcoal, machamp, and an arcanine, "Kill these two pests you maggots!" The pokemon rushed Inferno and Sky.

Inferno cleared his throat, "Why are you listening to him...can't you see he's out of help?" He didn't even want to bother fighting these guys, not when it wasn't neccesary.

The rush stopped as the pokemon looked. It was true, the Rocket's were falling fast. Darko's pokemon smiled, then turned on their "master" glaring at him. He gulped, "Damn it..." Inferno smiled, and rushed forward. Darko smiled, as he went for a shotgun grabbing it, and twisting to aim at Inferno. But he never got a shot off, as something slammed into him, and pinned him to the wall. Halocaust glared at Darko, Ellune stepping forward, "You know Darko...personally...I would let you live...I'm not a grudge holder." she glared at him as she spoke, "But Caust doesn't like it in the least when someone tries to kill me." Darko felt a tightening from he charizard's grip.

Darko glared, "You traitorous bitch!"

Ellune glared right back, "I'd tell you to tell Giovanni that I quit...but we all know there's no chance in hell you're getting out of here alive!" Halocaust tossed Darko into the corner, before launching at fire blast. As Caust launched his attack, Inferno launched his burning dark beam, Sky used her razor wind, and Darko's own pokemon used their best attacks on him. A massive explosion erupted from the corner, muffling the scream Darko let out.

When the dust settled, they just saw dust. Ellune smiled, "Well...that's done."

Inferno smiled, "Thanks for the help Ellune."

Sky nodded, "yeah...thanks for the help."

Ellune smiled, "My pleasure. I owed you one after all Sky." she sighed, "Now what am I gonna do?"

Halocaust smiled, "How about we start up our own Team? One dedicated to stopping Team Rocket and other's like them?"

Ellune smiled, "That's a great idea Caust!" she smiled, "We'll be Team Halo!" he smiled, licking her cheek.

Inferno chuckled, "Well then...I think we should head outside and celebrate." They all nodded, as they left the base, happy from the completed mission.

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"Hmm...interesting...very interesting...this should prove interesting indeed." a dark chuckled emerged, "I can't wait to see how these fools will handed us."

"I'm sure they won't last long my lord." said the second figure.

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Inferno smiled. The feast was over, and everyone was quiet full from it. The gang had made a lot of friends in the Rockets gone Halo. But now it was time for them to part ways. "Well, see you later Ellune, Halocaust."

The two nodded, saying their farewells. "Drop by our base sometime you guys. Maybe you can even help us out." Ellune waved, as she and her new Team Halo set out to make an official base to combat Team Rocket and others like them.

Everyone smiled, watching as old foes left as new friends and allies. Link looked to Masamune and Tensa before turning to the rest, "Well my friends, I gues this is were we go our own ways as well. I'm going home...since I have someone special to protect."

Sky smiled, "Alright Link."

He bowed, "Thank you for the help in saving Tensa." Masamune and Tensa did the same, thanking them.

Inferno smiled, "Hey...I owed you for helping me get free of Orochi's grasp. It's no big." Link smiled, giving Inferno a thumbs up, before he and his family began heading for home.

Death smiled, looking to the group, "Hey Inferno...where are we going next?"

Inferno eyed Death, "Oh? You're staying with us?"

Death grumbled, "Well...Ferra would like too...and I wouldn't mind...I mean...it is fun hanging with you guys." Tensa smiled, nuzzling him happily.

Inferno smiled, "i don't know...but...I was expecting something to happen by no-" his sentence was cut short as Mecha appeared in a instant, followed by 10 female vixens. "Right on time."

Rika eyed Mecha, "Who are the fems?"

Mecha smiled, aiming his shoulder cannon and firing, "That was for the rock hump comment...and these are the proof against that remark." He smirked, "You guys ready for the ending commentary on this epic adventure?" They all nodded, Death and Ferra not sure what was happening.




Yellow: Mecha... I got the cam tank set up....and it's recording.
Mecha: Thanks Yellow.
Inferno: So you've been...banging all of them?
Mecha: *nods*
Inferno: *laughs* You lucky dog!
Sky: *ahems*
Jewel: Salutations. the name's Jewelwriter. But you can call me Jewel. and the other girls are the nine elements. I call them each by color.
Inferno: *smiles* Nice to meet you. I'm sure you know all of us if you're friends with Mecha.
Rika: *sparks and sends a shock at Mecha, who uses Yellow as a shield, since she won't get hurt* So tell us how lame Mecha is in the sack.
Mecha: *blasts her*
Yellow: *eeps as she' hit even if it's non effective.* HEY.. what am I a shield?
"Now why not you two make up?" *A black energy caught the two as they were moved to go into kiss eachother...Black having a laughing fit.*
Green: Sorry about the sudden arrival everyone but it was Mecha's idea for traveling out here.
Bane: *body slams Black*
Inferno: I figured...he's done this before after all.
Black: *slips from under Bane as she teleported from under him and out of Rika's shadow as he made her dance silly like Mecha* Black: What? I'm just trying to have them kiss and make up.
Pink: Do that and it's going to be a while before my energy cools them down
Mecha and Rika: *glare before attacking Black*
Sky: *giggles* My god...they agree on something!
Purple: *chuckle.* It's fun getting this all on tape. *she is behind the camera tank getting all this.*
Black: Sorry but you two looked so cute doing that. *laughs as she jumps though shadows while having them chase her.*
Rika: COME HERE YOU BLACK BITCH!!!
Mecha: I'M GONNA SKIN YOU FOR THAT!!!
Death: *taps camera with a tentacle* So people have been reading about all this huh? Well hello people, I'm the better in all ways brother of Bane. But you knew that...unless your as dumb as he is.
Bane: Hey!
Ferra: *giggles, waving at the camera* Hello everybody.
Black: Then you'll enjoy this one. HOW ABOUT YOU MOUNT HER MECHA? She'll be perfect for making some Lazer Pichus for computers.
Purple: To be honest I think you both are starting to get better in your own ways. Just took one of you got more experience in it. *she laughs.*
Rika: *uses thunderwave to paralyze Black*
Inferno: *ahems* Mecha...shouldn't we do the big group good bye now?
Mecha: *nods* yeah...everyone get in front of the camera!
*They chuckle as White gets black by her side so a to not cause more trouble. Only one mon out of it.* Purple: Ok.. I got everyone in the pic. *she was still behind the camera, but quickly joined them*
Inferno, Sky, Rika, Bane, Death, Blaze, Tia, Ferra: FROM ALL OF US...
Jewel, Black, White, Green, Red, Blue, Orange, Yellow, Purple, Pink: TO ALL OF YOU!!!
Mecha: Heed my words...this ain't through.
Everyone: SEE YOU!




****Several Weeks Later****

Inferno, Sky, Rika, Bane, Death and Ferra were traveling along the road. Death was eyeing Sky, smiling as he noticed something about her. Sky caught Death's knowing look and blushed, looking away. Death chuckled lightly. "Hey Sky...you okay?" Inferno asked. She nodded, "You sure...cause you've seemed to have gained a little wieght."

Death broke out into full force laughter, falling down from how powerful it was. Sky just went a deep crimson. Inferno blinked, "What's so funny?"

Sky gulped, before speaking up, "Inferno...I'm pregnant."

The houndoom stared, then smiled...then fainted, hitting the ground with a thud.
Chapter End Notes:Team is done...but by no means is the group finished yet...there is still one more adventure waiting.

And not even Jewel got to read the bit after the commentary. She was in the dark about Sky until I posted it
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