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PMD: Team Charm's Monster House Mishap by ck22b

 

Story Notes:

The names of Team Charm's members are mine, but the characters themselves and all pokemon in general belong to Game Freak, Chu Soft and Nintendo.Seriously, is there even a point for the obvious?!First chapter here is PG-13. After that... heh heh heh...


Epilogue

Sky felt something warm.
Water.
Lightly salty, but fresh water.

Warm bubbling water across her body.
She slowly woke up to see light. She was outside, in a pool of hot water.

After the thick mist in the dungeon, the taste of fresh air was nothing less than a godsend; better than all the food she had ever tried and tend to try in the future. The Lopunny found both of her partners resting with their head on her shoulders. Then she remembered: the ambush, the trap, the... orgy.

But instead of wallowing in sadness or horror, she grinned and giggled in such a mischievous way. Despite being ransacked by all those wild ones, a part of her absolutely loved--

"HIYA FRIEND!" Said a voice behind her.

Sky jumped forward in shock, causing her friends a rude awakening from their heads submerging into the pool. After a few seconds they gasp for air and immediately discovered that they weren't in the dungeon anymore. They looked at Sky in excitement.

"SkyBun! You're alive!" Joked Zen-A.
"Of course she's alive, Zen." said RinaRune. "But how did we got out of there?"
"Ask him..."

Sky pointed at the large pink pokemon; a Wigglytuff. A rotund body, stubby limbs, long ears, and a tuft of hair on his forehead. A wide smile across his face; a pair of greenish-blue eyes the size of dinner plates. Most notably, he carried a huge apple.

"So glad you all finally woke up. I was pretty worried."
"Hey, what happened to..." the Gardevoir was about to ask.
"Oh, those bullies? I noticed your cry for help and they wouldn't leave you alone, so I did the only thing possible and sent them packin'. Ha ha ha ha! You should have seen the look on their faces."
"Y-yeah. Apparently we missed that," Sky said with a blush. "How did you do it?"
"Well it was simple. I gave them a jab there and a Pound there. I Double-Edged that Tyranitar to next Tuesday and then sweeped them out with a deafening Hyper Voice."
"Hyper Voice?" They all asked in confusion and unison.
"Yep yep! I'll show you. YOOOOOOOOOM--!"

"Mr. Wigglytuff! May I please ask to keep your voice down?" asked an elderly pokemon; a Torkoal.
"Tah..." the Wigglytuff squeaked.
"This is a relaxation pool; made for those who are to rest their aches and pains and messes away. All loud activities are to be held at the beaches or the swimming hole down the hill."
"My my mistake! Anyway I almost forgot something. Be right back."

The Wigglytuff sang down the hill, leaving the girls alone to rest.

"Don't worry your pretty heads, girls. That pokemon may be weird, but deep inside lies a heart of a true fighter. He single handily carried all of you here to get cleaned up. I could tell whatever occurred in one of the dungeon most have been physically and emotionally taxing... not that it's any of my business, of course."

As the fire turtle took his leave, the girls discussed the past event. Pulling out a wonder map and a rare book known as the Dungeon Dex, they found what they were looking for.

~~The BlueMist Caverns. Legend says that this mystery dungeon has existed for mass intimacy, the waters radiated from the salt rocks evaporate into mist which can violently trigger the sexual receivers tenfold for both males and females. Due to the mist's power, all pokemon, albeit wild or civilian, are oblivious to all morality, thought, willpower, and disrupts the force made for all pokemon attacks. It has been said that every night, the sounds of a hundred pokemon in their endless and intense mating ritual can be heard for miles. Rumors says that outlaws use this area as a hideaway to take advantage of any and all oblivious victims. Some say those who stumble into the sexual traps may never escape. This has since been classified as a Level 10 or Star-5 Exploration Zone and therefore can not and should not be investigated by unauthorized personnel or exploration teams lower than Diamond Rank.~~

"This was exactly what I was talking about, SkyBun." Rina complained. "We didn't know about this kind of trap, nor the dungeon's origins. We're not only treasure hunters but also researchers, and had we learned of this sooner, we would've been better prepared."
"Oh come now, darlings," the Lopunny waved at them. "Isn't more fun to rush into the game and just wing it. Although we hit a bit of a snag, it was still fun."
"You're one to talk, you little slutbunny," the Medicham insulted her. "As I recalled, you were so goofy-eyed at sucking those cocks."
"WHOA! You've gone too far, Zenny," Sky drooped. "You know how much I hate that term."
"Sure. I might have been hearing things but I recalled you saying 'Look at all the coooocks!' Am I right or what, SkyBun? Admit it!"
"W-Well I... um..."
"And as I recalled, Zen" Rina interrupted. "You were the strongest to resist and yet gave in to those water weasels, swapping saliva and whatnot."
"Well at least I didn't have a giant cone shoved up me or fucked by a pile of mud!"

They all blushed in total embarrassment and soon laughed wholeheartedly.

"You know, guys. I found out something, most of those pokemon are of the same compatible egg groups. What if we... and then our mates..."
"Sky, there's no need to worry about that. I sensed no signs of life within our wombs prior to our 'unlucky' event. No eggs to speak of. Perhaps it would've been different if our true heat cycle happened earlier. The gallons of semen during our fertility may have said different.
"Oh thank Arceus! I'd want a young Meditite later, but not in such a degrading way."
"I don't know. Mated with all those wild ones may have some sweet moves for our children had things turned out worse than before. And besides, we all know how turned on males can be watching such an act, especially our mates."

They blushed again and laughed even louder than before. Although it was doubtful, they wouldn't put it past their mates if they had joined in on the fun. But perhaps they would have fight to the last breath to protect their loved ones.

"*Sigh* But let's face it, ladies. We were out empty-handed. We lost our pokeash..."
"Some of our best items..."
"And all of those great treasures, even that big one at the end."

All three of them splashed and yelled in frustration before they heard the Wigglytuff's voice.

"FRIENDS, I'M BAAAAAACK!"

Upon arrival, they gasped in surprise. As if a miraculous saving grace, the Wigglytuff dropped all of the aforementioned stuff in front of them. The vital items, the bag of Pokeash, and all of the treasures they found before they ran into the Monster House. They jumped for joy and triumph in the pool. Thanks to this young balloon pokemon, they didn't leave the dungeon empty handed after all.

"Mister Wigglytuff, we can't possibly thank you enough for this!" Exclaimed the excited Lopunny.
"We truly owe you one."
"I surprised someone care to rescue us after all that."
"Waaaait... You're right, Rina..."

Sky glared at the Wigglytuff in suspicious while he looked back with a smile.

"Question, sir: We were down and out for who knows how long. You saved us from further abuse of those other males. But... How do we know that YOU didn't take advantage of us in our vulnerability?"
"Simple. That is an really good question. In all honesty, you wouldn't have known."
"And what does that supposed to mean?!" The Lopunny fumed with her fur and ears standing on end. Clearly, this was not the answer she wanted to hear.
"It doesn't mean anything, silly," giggle the Wigglytuff. "Friends help each other through thick n' thin. And it wouldn't be considered saving if I... how do you say... 'took advantage'?"
"He's right, you know." Rina supported him.

Sky stared at the Wigglytuff's eyes. They seem empty, devoid of any devious thoughts. Either pretending or for real, he had an attitude and behavior like that a little child. Dismissing all doubt, she immediately glomped him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek.

"EEEEE!" She squealed. "Oh how could I ever accuse one with such a cute face like that?"
"So you believe me?"
"Yes, of course. You're certainly the hero type."
"I guess you're right. Which reminds me..."

He leaned down and dug through the treasures, picked up and handed to her a small box.

"Before I brought you here, I went back and found this at the end of the dungeon. It should be something important."

Sky let Zen open the box and saw a weird gold object. it was shaped like an exclamation point and the bottom looked like an eye looking right at her.

"This is it..." Zen whispered.
"What is it?" Sky asked.
"It's a key of some sort." Rina answered. "If I'm correct, it could open something big. Maybe a machine of some sort."
"Or the grandmother of all Golden Chambers?"
"Or maybe a portal to another world?"

The partners thought about Sky's idea, but they all met with a well timed "Nah".

"It could lead to a very special dungeon." The Wigglytuff suggested.

Rina though long and hard about this and nodded.

"Yes. That is the most logical choice. Somewhere in this world this key can unlock a mystery dungeon that not even the greatest of teams has known about."
"Find it and search through it, Team Charm will be even most famous exploration team in history."
"No way!" the Lopunny groaned. "There must be hundreds of dungeon we haven't found yet. It would take forever to find it.

Zen and Rina agreed with Sky. Like a Weedle in a haystack, it would be a long time before they find where to place the key.

"Duly noted," said the Gardevoir. "Which is why the next course of action would be to keep this safe until we know where it leads to."
"Hey, Mr. Wigglytuff." Sky called to him.
"Yes?"
"Take this..." She handed him the box containing the key. "We'd like you to hold on to that for us. Until we find the place to use it."
"For me?" He squeaked.
"Consider it as a temporary gift for getting us out of that... 'incident'..."
"Which I trust you won't tell anyone about..."

The Wigglytuff tilted his head in a confused look. Either he had forgotten what happened back there or he's just being cute. Regardless, he simply nodded and smiled.

"Okay! I won't tell."
"Why not come with us as well?" Zen suggested. "We could use the extra muscle and get to know each other."
"Plus it'll be lots of fun. What do you say?"
"Really? You mean it?!" Exclaimed the Wigglytuff. He danced and jumped around for joy. But then stopped.

"Oh. I need to get some stuff from my home and get ready. By the way, what's your name?"

"I am RinaRune. It's a pleasure to meet you."
"I'm Zenith Aleriana, but I go by Zen-A."
"And I'm SkyBun, the leader of this ragtag bunch. And we are the fabulous Team Charm!"

Sky shook Wigglytuff's paw.

"And what is the name of our plumpy pink darling?"
"Loono. Tuffi Loono... of Treasure Town's Wigglytuff Guild."


Over the next several months, both Tuffi and Team Charm traveled most of the world; Seeking great treasures and treading through lands and dungeons far and wide. They better prepared themselves against various dangers by using special orbs, especially the Trapbust Orbs in case the 'BlueMist incident' were to come back more than bite them in the behind. Soon though, they went their separate ways as Tuffi returned home in Treasure Town to tend to his guild, with the key's box in hand and one of his trademark Perfect Apples balancing on his head. Charm took a great liking to him due to his childish humor but great wisdom.

A year passed when Team Charm's fame of treasure hunting spread across the world. They later visited Tuffi's guild months after the reported and prevented "Time Gear" disaster that occurred around that area. After greeted with open arms from the many fans within the guild base, they informs their old friend of a place where the key he kept belonged to.

A place called The Aegis Cave.




+++++To be continued in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Darkness+++++
Chapter End Notes:Hope you enjoyed this steamy tale!
And also hope you have the new PMD game(s)!

I hope to get some feed back and soon continues with my other stories
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