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3. Anti-Pokemon: The Uprising (Old Version) by covenant

 

Story Notes:

(Recommended to read ANTI-POKEMON: THE NEW WORLD and ANTI-POKEMON: ELITE FORCE before reading this) Contains content not suitable for minors under the age of 18. Viewer discretion is advised. *WARNING* This story may contain: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Use of Drugs, and Strong Sexual Content.


Episode 22 - Good Old Fashioned R&R

During the reunion of the many people I have met in my long journey, I have been getting a lot of comments about my new looks. Though a Zangooses face never seems to change, my hair just became longer and more... sexy.

But before that, everyone seemed to have waited until Dr. Himayashi, or so his nametag says, came in with the great news that my operation was a success and I am going to be okay, he also said I should take it easy and stay in bed just for a few hours. Though I'm sure he did not know much about what happened, somehow I have been dead all of this time but my heart continued beating.

After Dr. Himayashi left the room, everyone began to ask why I look so much better, but of course, first was Cindy, "Jherek, what did you do with yourself, you look so handsome!"

Then came in the truckload of comments...

"Jherek, wow, your look is amazing now" said Riolynn

"Yeah... how did your hair even grow that fast, it seemed like the last time Riolynn and I saw you, your hair looked more like a buzz cut" said Kaine

"Hehe... totally fuck-able..." Yurrei whispered.

"Yeah, when I first came in the room, I was expecting that huge bushel of hair to be a white fur rug sitting on top of your head, how did it grow so fast when you were in that establishment?" Kuimon asked. Though I should be asking him the same question, I envisioned what he looked like before he left to aid Chaiisin and compared it to right now, his hair grew at least 6 inches, plus it spiked up like crazy, I wonder why he wasn't getting any comments.

"Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, seriously Jherek, I was waiting until anyone noticed this but I think you have a wig on" Cameron said, laughing.

"Haha, what do you mean Cameron?" I softly replied.

"We just saw you 2 hours ago and your hair was nothing like that!"

"Yeah...!" Sparks cut in as he jumped on top of me and pulled against my hair, causing everyone in the room to start laughing, "Sparks, Sparks... Michael!" I yelled as I changed from his nickname to his real name. He looked at me with his eyes wide open in shock, then suddenly he slapped me with his brown paws, right across the face, "Ahh, never use my real name!!" he yelled as he jumped off of me and walked back to Cameron, which caused everyone to go in a laughing riot.

Once the laughing subsided, Cameron decided to make a joke about my hair.

"So... what's your secret, special hair gel, hair growth potion, nuclear fusion, Chromatic Aberration??" Cameron responded to knowing that this hair was real. This forced a chuckle out of my lips, "Um... Chromatic Aberration is caused by a lens having a different refractive index for different wavelengths of light..." Yurrei corrected him. It was pretty cute how she defined how he was wrong, I just keep forgetting that she is pretty smart.

"But... seriously guys, this doesn't make any sense what-so-ever" Cameron began to complain.

"Who cares? He looks sexy now!!" Yurrei squealed, gazing at my face with a dazed look on her face as if she was having an inappropriate daydream. That definitely caused me to blush. "Haha... is she your girlfriend or something?" Cindy whispered into my ears, slightly pointing at Yurrei, "Well... funny thing is... I really don't know" I whispered back into her ear, she began to giggle, "Well then, it IS mating season for Zangooses, right?" she responded which made me somehow choke on my own saliva, forcing everyone's attention to me.

Well, Cindy was right, it was the Zangooses mating season. But I had way too much to worry about, let alone having sex. Strange as it is, in all of this, sex is the last thing on my mind. Though if I were to say that to anyone, I would be beaten to hell for everyone seems to think about sex, especially Pikachus, those horny devils.

"Oh, it's nothing guys..." I slyly responded to end this disturbance which caused everyone else to start socializing with each other once again.

I sighed as I lay there in my bed, surrounded by so many of my friends, it made me so happy and made me forget all about that horrible night at Nightraven Labs.

Then I heard a familiar voice speak from within my mind, it was the previous Sentinel, Seppachu, "Hello, new Sentinel, you will be glad to know that I will be there for you to guide you on your journey from the spirit world. As you can see, your friends have responded quite well to your sudden change in looks, but be careful with this look, many on Earth fear the name Seppachu Shitokiiri, some will see you as a murderer and some will see you as a hero, just beware of that..." his speech abruptly ended when I was getting ready for a very long one, but I guess he would just pop up at random to give me information on what has just happened and what I could do in serious situations, that will definitely be an advantage in my part.

Right at that moment, Yurrei whispered something to Belisivious and they both left the room, Yurrei exited with a long, "Goodby-y-y-y-y-y-ye Jherek!" then they exeunt.

"So Jherek, guess what!" Kaine suddenly said to me as Michelle curled herself up into a little fur ball and began to rest near me, "Yes?" He leaned in closer and whispered, "I'm going to get married to Riolynn"

"Congratulations!" I almost yelled but decided to keep it at a whisper like Kaine was doing, "How did you get her to love you?" I asked, knowing that back in Nighthawk Outpost, she didn't really like him.

"Oh you know, drug her... nah I'm just kidding. As we left Nighthawk Outpost we ran into some trouble along the way with some savage Pokemon, I saved her life and... BOOM, she suddenly had a crush on me. After a while we just talked about our lives and our hobbies for hours while Jacob set up camp every night..."

"Oh right, Jacob, how is he doing?" I interrupted Kaine. Jacob was the human who led us all through Nighthawk Outpost, that is before I realized that Yurrei and Belisivious were in trouble and decided to rush in to help them, eventually meeting up with the human who is now my rival, Aiiran Walker the rogue PEF soldier.

"Oh, he's doing alright, but he was too busy to come and see you, sorry 'bout that"

"It's alright" I kindly responded.

"Well anyways, Riolynn and I started to get serious then... well whaddaya know, I got my seeds inside of her"

I tried not to laugh, but it was so cute the way he said that, it looks like those two had a little alone time then suddenly mated by the sound of it, I could imagine that so clearly it is not even funny.

"... and I have got to tell you... Riolynn definitely knows how to ride nice dick...." Kaine chuckled.

"Hmm?" Riolynn suddenly interrupted our conversation, "I know you're talking about me, Kaine, could it be about why you cried when we mated?"

Kaine began to cough and choke while Riolynn and I laughed, "What are you talking about woman?! I didn't cry... you just kicked up a lot of dirt when you bounced up and down like that... for the guy on the floor, dirt isn't really that great ya know"

As Kaine and Riolynn continued to complain, I turned my attention to Kuimon who was just sitting there, unsociable of course. That is when I saw a female Umbreon walk across the doorway just outside, "Hey Kuimon, why don't you go chase down some females, it's mating season, right?" I chuckled.

"Yeah, you'd suppose I would, but personally, I don't think 'It's' all that great..." he responded, "Well, have you heard of that Espeon who lives here, she's your type and they say she is sexier than sex itself..." Cameron said.

"You're crazy, how can sex be sexy?" Kuimon said sarcastically, "... besides it has the whole 'baby' thing at the end, I mean, why couldn't there be a way to ejaculate inside of the girl without fearing you are making a baby?" Sparks said, the fact that those words came out of his mouth surprised me, the guy sounds like a 10 year old and that really makes it awkward.

"Uh... because... um..." I stuttered, trying to find a way to counter him comment, "Then what would be he point of having sex, just for pleasure? Bull-mother fucking-shit..." Cameron responded.

"No, no, no guys, enough talk about sex, it's making me sick... I'll mate when I feel like it" Kuimon said, the sound of resistance against laughter in his voice.

After a few hours, Dr. Himayashi entered the room once more, forcing everyone to halt their sentences and remain silent for his good or bad news.

"Good news Jherek, you should be able to stand now, go on and try it"

Kuimon stood up on his hind legs right at that moment, prepared to catch me if my feet suddenly fail and I fall over. I slowly reached for the blanket which kept me warm in these cold conditions and threw it off of myself, revealing my black robe and my golden Katana which stay sheathed on the left side of my belt.

"Whoa..." Cindy gasped.

"You have gotta be kidding me..." Sparks complained, "... now he looks even more ridiculously awesome than he did before..."

"What the...?" Kuimon muttered when he stared at the insignia in the middle of my robe.

I slowly reached from the floor and stood up, having no problems what-so-ever, "Ahh, where did you get that awesome robe?!" Cameron yelled, almost having a fit on my looks now as Dr. Himayashi said a few things, incomprehensible at the time then just left without saying anything afterwards.

"Wow... who would have guessed it?" Kuimon randomly muttered as he sat back down in his seat, his hind legs crossing over each other.

Truly, I have decided I do not want to reveal the fact that I am a Sentinel, it might cause something tragic for I am wearing someone else's identity, though the old Seppachu was the Sentinel of Xerxanus, he still might have committed things on Earth that he may not see as bad, but could be considered as a crime here so I have to be careful about that. But that fact that I look like him now would mean some trouble might come up. But I really can't cut this hair, I like my new look very much and I believe it is the way a powerful warrior should look like. "Oh silly me..."

Suddenly a Chansey ran into the room, panting a little bit before she gave Kuimon this information directly, "Quickly, Kuimon, your new Intermediate students have arrived!"

"Wow, already...? Fine..." Kuimon responded with a bored tone of voice. This surprised me though. I never would have guessed that Kuimon had students to teach. So I offered a bit of help for I really did not expect a 15 year old Umbreon to handle a bunch of toddlers around, that, and I just want to be a Sensei to some kids.

"Really, Jherek, hmm, I could use the help I guess, but having some students is a big responsibility, are you..."

"Wow, no, no, no, you're 15 years old, I'm 24... I think I can handle... how many students were there?"

"4..."

"I think I can handle 4 students..."

"Fine then, but since you are not a trained Sensei, you will just be my assistant and I will do all of the hard stuff, but be careful, I've read these students bios, very weird indeed..." Kuimon calmly said as he began to walk out of the room with me following, "We'll see you later" Cameron said, "See ya" Sparks gently said. I was glad to see that Cameron and Sparks were becoming friends, it was pretty cute too, a Charmeleon and a Raichu as buddies, haven't seen that in my lifetime, "Hey Jherek, my room is 46K on the third floor, come over later on, 'Kay?" Cindy said as she picked up Michelle while everyone else began to leave, the 3 Alakazams who took care of the little Eevee left without saying a word while Sparks and Cameron began another conversation about sex...

"Okay" I replied to Cindy as I followed Kuimon out of the room and into Poseidon Markpoint's hospital hallway.

We kept walking and walking and walking until we finally came to a small room, Kuimon opened it and there, in the middle of the empty room with hardwood floors, sat 4 Pokemon, all socializing until Kuimon walked inside and took the lead, leaving me outside.

There was one female Leafeon, female Buizel, male Zangoose, and to my surprise, a male Lucario. I was beginning to think those were extinct, I have not seen them for about 4 years and even before the Anti-Pokemon war began.

"Hello, Sensei" they all greeted at once as I stopped short at the doorway and only watched.

"So... this is Kuimon, our Intermediate Sensei...? I have to say the 'walking on hind legs' thing is pretty impressive, but are you really so ugly that you want to cover most of your face with that mask?" the Lucario rudely proclaimed.

"Well... Yorotoshi, right...? There are many rules about becoming a PDF soldier and one is: Never insult your master, because masters have the tendency to..." Kuimon stopped short and vanished, leaving the students at awe and confusion, "... discipline their students harshly..." Kuimon resumed as he appeared right in front of Yorotoshi with his back facing the Lucario, his entire paw flew back and smacked Yorotoshi in the face, forcing him to slide across the room and grab his nose in pain.

That almost made me laugh, it was funny to see a little brat get smacked across the face even if it was a legendary Lucario. I stood near the door without any of the students noticing me and that is when Kuimon decided to finally introduce me, "Now... since you are all new to being Intermediates, the first thing I want to say to you as your master is that... I hate you all..." Kuimon said harshly, causing a chuckle to escape my lips, "... Jherek and I will whip you all into shape before we release you into the cruel world" he resumed, "Well students... it really is an honor to meet you all, I hope we can be friends in the time being" I said softly, being the push-over master of the group.

"Wo-o-o-o-w-w-w-w-w!" the female students squealed in pleasure, forcing me to back up a little in confusion, "He's so ho-o-o-o-t!" the Leafeon and the Buizel screamed as they ran towards me, tackling me to the ground and leaving the other boys to sigh in annoyance, "Females..." the Zangoose said.

"Hi there, my name is Cyra" the Leafeon purred, playing around with my pony-tail, "... and I'm Miika" the Buizel purred equally to Cyra, observing my metallic hands. "Ladies, ladies... get off of him..." Kuimon sighed.

He waited a few seconds and there was no response. That is when I saw a huge bolt of anger appear in the visible part of his face, "STUDENTS, DO I STUDDER? GET OFF OF HIM NOW!!" his thundering voice pummeled against everyone's ears.

"NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, I AM HERE TO WHIP YOU BITCHES INTO SHAPE IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO, WE ARE HERE TO TRAIN WINNERS, NOT BRATS!" Kuimon yelled as if he was a drill instructor.

"Um... are you really aloud to say 'bitches' in front of us?" Cyra silently responded, I felt another loud abomination of a yell rise up from Kuimon's throat, so I decided to cover my ears and even that did not help much against his piercing voice that yelled out, "I SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO IN FRONT OF YOU: FUCK, BITCH, SHIT, DAMN, CRAP, ORGY, VAGINAL, ANAL, RAPE. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"

"No sir..." all 4 of them responded, suddenly respectfully.

"Hehe... I like vaginal..." Cyra whispered, her face began glowing read as her leaf-like tail wagged back and forth as she stared at the floor with a distracted look on her face.

"Now... Jherek, just incase you don't know, the Zangoose is Kodachi, he's got borderline personality disorder... the Lucario is Yorotoshi, he's very rude and annoying... the Leafeon is Cyra, she mostly thinks about sex... and the Buizel is Miika, she has teenage girl syndrome..."

"Say what?!" they all yelled in surprise of what Kuimon said about them. "What? It says it right here in your bios" Kuimon chuckled, "Let's get started, shall we?" he resumed as his students stared at him, all with annoyed faces.

Later on outside of Poseidon Markpoint in a grassy field we all stood there at attention, the 4 students faced Kuimon and I as we both stood up straight with both of our paws behind our backs.

But before we came out here, Kuimon had put on an unusual bullet-proof vest, it was a dark blue color and it came with almost 8 pockets, it looked more like a normal vest but I could tell by the way it was built that it was bullet-proof except this type had these huge collars which covered most of Kuimon's face, or whatever was left of his face behind that mask, plus he was equipped with his staff which was strapped to his vest from the backside, leaving enough room for his tail to be active.

"Now students, since you have learned quite a bit from basic training, you are technically ready for your first mission, but I am sorry to say it won't be beginning for quite some time now" Kuimon said, all of the students groaning with displeasure, "Why can't we go now?" Kodachi complained.

"Because we will be traveling to Miir Cyraa, I'm pretty sure that there will be plenty of danger along the way, but I must make sure that you students are ready in the week that we have to ourselves"

This must mean that we leave to Miir Cyraa in a week, fascinating, I am finally able to settle down for a little bit and relax.

"Now, let us see how you all work as a team, I need you 4 students to capture Jherek and I while we are separated, use any tactics necessary to beat us, this will be the first part of your training for the week so consider it as the easiest, you may attack us at will" Kuimon instructed, signaling me to run away and move to an unknown area where I could wait for them, "... and your time begins... now..." Kuimon said, suddenly disappearing from view.

"Hah, this is going to be fun..." I thought as I prepared for the students to come over to my position.
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