Ash's Mom
Ash awoke after having the first full night's sleep in a long time. He felt relieved when he saw that the bed still had Jade and Dante sleeping like babies. He saw his future wife and one of his best friends. Even though he still felt awkward while he was around Dante, he still liked him as a friend. His advancements went nowhere, but when Dante was normal, he was just one of the guys. Ash just wanted to be friends with him, but he didn't know what to do about his constant advancements. Ash got out of bed and decided what he was going to do today, or at least what he wanted to do. His days seemed to be full of twists and turns ever since he decided to help out that poor little Riolu. To him, that was the best decision he had ever made. He picked up Akuti as he began to take the short walk over to Professor Rowan's lab, building thing.
"Hey Akuti, after this, I'll be able to understand you." Ash said as he walked hand and hand with his little friend. "Combusken!" Akuti said. She skipped all the way down to the lab as happy as a school girl. "Well you sure are happy today." Ash said as he watched the little girl skip with glee all the way down to the lab. Combusken ran up to the door when she saw it in her sights. She rang the doorbell about a hundred times before Ash got there. "HOLD ON I'M COMING!" Professor Oak yelled from the other side. When he did answer the door, he was livid.
"Who the heck! ... Awww Ash, its you. I think we can agree that Combusken is a little anxious to get that translator. I have an extra one somewhere around here." Oak said as he searched around the house. "Oh Ash, that reminds me, your mom called me. She asked how you were doing. When was the last time you saw her?" Oak asked as he still searched for the translator. Combusken helped search too because she was just too darn excited. "Well, the last time I talked to her was half a year ago. I changed pokedexes and I forgot to give her the new number. I haven't seen her in a little over a year now." Ash explained as he thought about his mom. "What would she think about his engagement to Jade?" "Yeah, well she wanted to see you again. You should go visit her in Pallet Town before she comes up here for you. I wouldn't want to be you then." Oak said as he found the translator and gave the necklace to Akuti. "There you go, speak." Oak commanded Akuti as she began to list off many things.
"Ash, can you hear me? This is super cool! I can't wait to talk to you some more later on somewhere else. We have a loooot to talk about." Akuti said as she stopped momentarily to get a breath. She began to talk, but Ash talked over her. "Akuti, slow down. The thing is I can hear and understand you, let's give it some time to rest before we take it into full force. Thank you Professor Oak and I'll call my mom right away. Com'on Akuti, let's go." Ash said as he led Akuti out of the building. "Oh my God! You really can understand me! I have so much to tell you about. Ok, let me start with..." Akuti listed again. Ash looked down with a smile and reminded her not to wear it out too quickly. "Ok, I'll talk to you later." Akuti said as she held Ash's hand the whole way as she skipped all the way back.
"Ash! Where have you been?" Jade yelled as she saw him skipping up to the hotel with Akuti. "Things have been going crazy! Ashley needed fed, Dante and Staravia went nuts trying to find you. The whole floor has been turned upside down from their frantic searching. Vair has been gnawing my ear off with what he wants to do today, where's daddy, if he could help Dante and Staravia. I really tried to control them, but I failed miserably. You may want to go up there before they tear up the whole hotel and get us evoked." Jade explained as she ran back into the hotel in order to attempt to calm the other pokemon down.
Ash walked up the stairs skeptic about Jade's assessment, however when he got up to his floor, he immediately knew what she meant. Things from their rooms were thrown out in the hall every which way without a care for personal hygiene. Toothbrushes, tampons, and shavers were tossed in throughout the hall as the daring quest to find Ash continued. "Hey guys, I'm right here." Ash laughed as he thought about all the places they looked. Under the bed? In the shower? Not many places to hide in a hotel room. They had realized this and expanded their search out into the hallway having chairs overturned and couch cushions thrown all around the hall. "ASH! WHERE WERE YOU?!?" Dante and Staravia screamed in unison as they ran up and tackled him to the ground. "Whoa there, hold up. Let me brace myself before you do tackle me." Ash gasped. He lost his breath from the tackle and laid on the ground desperate for air as they licked his face unaware of his health. He just laid there thinking about what would happen if he ever had to leave them for a long period of time, heck, he couldn't even leave them alone for 30 minutes!
"Ok guys, that's enough. Let me get back on my feet, I have something to tell you guys. They jumped back as they thought about what Ash could have to tell them. Dante day-dreamed that Ash's speech would admit his sexuality was that he was a homosexual. "I am gay. I don't know how, but I am attracted to other men." He would jump on Dante's back and have him lead him into the forest. Dante sighed as he slowly drifted back to reality. Staravia dreamt about Ash and her back in the forest. She even took it farther as while they were having sex, she lifted up off the ground while she still got plowed in the air. "Ok guys, we are all going to go on a trip to Pallet Town, my hometown." Staravia was shot back to her senses as she heard the news. It wasn't so much that she was disappointed; it's just that nothing could take the place of her and Ash. Dante barked as he thought about Ash's house, his room. The warm, soft bed of his. "My mom wanted to meet us, so I just got tickets for everyone to go on the ferry over to the Johto region. We will be living in my mom's house so everyone will have to behave, ok?" Ash questioned. "Yes." They all moaned together as they went into their collective rooms and began packing.
Ash dipped into every room to tell them all the news. "Has Dawn gotten back yet?" Brock asked as he awoke in Claire's loving arm. "No, she says she will be with her mom for at least another week. She will meet up with us later. In the meantime, we are all going back to Pallet Town to meet my mother. She's going restless now that I've been away so long without contacting her. You could even go back to visit your old gym." Ash insisted as Brock thought about his old days of being a gym leader. "Well, sure I'll come. What about you Claire?" He turned around now to see her face twinkle with a smile stretching from cheek to rosy cheek. "Of course I will, I would love to see your hometown and your old gym. I wonder how I would do in a battle now that I've strengthened up." She then lovingly kissed Brock on the forehead as they both got dressed for the trip.
After Ash announced his plans to everyone, he started cleaning up the mess Dante and Staravia had made. He didn't want to come back and not be welcome in the hotel anymore. The manager was so nice that since they had rented the room out for so long, he gave them a special discount. He didn't want to ruin that. He was a little glad to visit his mom in the fact that he wouldn't have to pay rent for an entire week. He needed the money after the wedding ring took set him back quite aways.
"We're all ready, what about you?" Jade asked as she saw all he had was a small handbag only containing his pokedex and some extra supplies. Pokeballs, Super Potions, etc. He would normally keep his pokedex in his pocket, but he had saw on TV that it caused a decrease in semen for most men. (This is true. The Cleveland Clinic found in a recent study that keeping cell-phones in your pocket will cause a decrease in semen. If you keep your cell-phone in your pocket a lot, you may want to consider buying a man-purse. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can't make this crap up.) "I'll have all I need there already, it is my house you know." He replied as he tried hurrying up Pikachu and Ajay. The slowpokes (not the pokemon slowpokes, the adjective) hadn't even gotten their suitcases out yet.
"Com'on guys. We only have, 15...25... 30 minutes to catch the ferry. If I miss this, it will be your head!" He yelled and laughed at this. He would never behead them, but it seemed to get them moving faster. Ash made a sprint to the door when Pikachu had gotten himself ready. They ran the whole way there trying to make it to the ferry on time. They did something right because they got there with only a minute left before the ferry left. Ash felt relieved as he stumbled onto the ferry panting for air. "Ash, move. You're holding up the line." Jade said as she was now trapped behind Ash's stuttered breaths. "Wait... one... sec." Ash answered as he stood back up. Jade grew tired of this and lifted her fiancé, carrying him up to the ferry. As they got up to their rooms, they picked up the chocolate mints on their pillows. After that was taken care of, they all relaxed on the beds and fell asleep the whole way. It was a 12 hour trip so they slept almost the whole way giving them the much needed sleep they all deserved.
Vair, having downed 8 cans of pop, was bouncing off the walls the whole time running around the ferry trying to find something to occupy his time. Finding nothing, he jumped around in his bedroom urging Ash and Brock to get up for the last hour of the trip. Although Ash and Brock had a good night's sleep the night before, they wanted to rest for one of the first times in a very long time. They hadn't imagined that this whole dating thing was going to cost them so much sleep.
They arrived at their destination right on schedule. "Now docking at the Pallet Town port." The captain called over the intercom. "You hear that guys? Let's get ready to leave." Ash said as he began to pack up. Everyone had to help Vair pack up because he had just gotten off his buzz and was experiencing a massive crash. He could barely walk without having his legs fall out from under him. "Must...walk... Must... keep... going." Vair stumbled as he used all his strength to keep himself upright. "We're here. Isn't it beautiful?" Ash said as he strolled off the ferry. Arms wide open, he stood there soaking in all the wonders of his home town. The air felt refreshing, just like he remembered. "A little help would be nice." Jade muttered out as she stood there carrying bags and luggage in both arms, necks, and anything else that she could fit a bag onto. "Oh sorry Jade. I just got absorbed in the beauty of my old homeland. Here, let me take some of that." Ash took half of the bags and nearly collapsed from the immense weight. "Ok, let's head out." Ash led the way as he marched on.
As Ash led the way, everyone else followed behind him barely walking on drowsily. "Well he's just a bundle of energy." Brock whispered as that was all he was able to do. When they reached Ash's house, everyone save Ash was reduced to lying on the ground exhausted. "What are you guys waiting for? Let's go!" Ash yelled as he ran into the house. He threw the luggage on the floor of the foyer and jumped up and down as he screamed in ecstasy: "I'm home! Mom? Where are you?" Ash looked up and down his old home and was out of the there before the others had even gotten to the door. "I can't find anyone. Where is she?" Ash asked as he looked up and down the street. "Let's go to the middle of town and see if she's there. That is the biggest social gathering in the whole town and if she was anywhere, she'd be there." "Can't we stop? We are too tired to take another step. Try calling her pokedex, she has one right?" Jade asked as she fell to the ground. "Yeah, I suppose we could rest for the night. She doesn't answer her phone, only if she is at home or if she wants to call someone."
Ash picked up his pokedex as he dialed his mother's number. "I doubt she'll answer." "Ring, ring, ring. Hello, we are unav..." Ash hung up as he heard the answering machine kick on. "Ok, I'll go. You guys stay and get some rest. Ash started up the path as Jade and the rest of the group went into the house. They all fell onto the couches and chairs. Once those were all taken up, the remaining unlucky few hit the ground sleeping as they didn't care anymore where they got sleep, as long as they got it. Brock was the only one who followed Ash to the middle of town. He was thankful he got the sleep he needed on the ferry ride. As they traveled, Ash would recount his many memories from his childhood years. Every building seemed to have a story, and Ash knew every single one. As they were approaching the downtown district, Ash saw a new building that he had never seen before. It was huge and loomed over the whole town. It was at least 3 times as tall as the Excold building, the tallest structure in the town. "There seems to be some commotion outside, wonder what it this is all about." Ash said as he continues walking towards the towering building.
The people outside the building were holding up brightly colored signs and chanting different rhymes like it was a protest of some kind. They came across a sign as they approached that read: "Future sight of the Poketech Institute." "Hmph, I've heard something about the Poketech Institute. It was designed to biogenetically test old pokemon fossils making them come back to life. (Again, idea came from episode.) The research they use there is used to help bridge the gap in Pokemon evolution. Some people find it morally wrong that they are bringing back pokemon from the dead. They think that humans shouldn't have the power to recreate life." Brock explained as he recalled a news article from a long time ago. "That seems to be a very controversial issue. I can see why people would be up I arms about this, especially the people of this town. I wouldn't be surprised if my mom was protesting with them. But she is too shy to do anything like that, let's go." He said as he kept walking past the protestors. "Wait, Ash. Isn't that your mom with the megaphone?" Brock asked bewildered by the irony of Ash's last statement.
"What?!?" Ash yelled as he ran back to see this for himself. To his dismay, he found that Brock was right. He pushed through the crowd to see his mom up close, making absolutely sure this was his mom. "MOM?!?" Ash boosted out as he tried to raise his voice above the crowd. "Ash?" His mom asked as she handed the megaphone to some other protester. "What are you doing here?" She questioned him as she looked him over. "You look so grown up. I think I'm going to cry." She teared up as she said this. "Is this the legendary Ash Ketchum?" another protestor asked as she walked over away from the crowd. "Yes, this is my son Ash. Here Ash, this is Mary Feggle. She is a clerk down at the local pokemart." "Hi, I'm Ash. I am a pokemon trainer. Hey mom, that reminds me. The rest of the group already set up shop back at the house." Ash told his mom. "Ok, well, I better get back soon then. See you guys tomorrow, as usual." Ash's mom said as she began to walk back the way Ash traveled.
"Hey mom, what are you doing here?" Ash asked as he was dying to know what happened to his normally laid back mother. "Well, I won't go into details here and now, but I am protesting, along with many others as you can see, this new Institute that is being built here. It is a disgrace to Pokemon and trainers around the world. We want to create a world in which Pokemon and humans are seen as equals. This just opposes all I have been working towards since you've been gone. That is the jest of it." She explained on the way home. "Wow, that was a jam-packed summary. I feel glad you feel that way about pokemon." Ash said as he thought about how he was going to tell his mom his relationship with Jade. This took a load off as he felt the pressure on his shoulders begin to lighten.
They arrived at the house at around 5 in the afternoon and Ash began to introduce the whole group to his mother. (I don't know her name and I'm not about to look it up. I am running low on time as it is.) She was overwhelmed by the massive amount of people who had managed to stuff themselves into her tiny rural home. "Ok, let me try this: Ajay, Akuti, Jade, Dante, Claire, Vair, Ashley Brock, Espeon, Staravia, and of course Pikachu. How'd I do?" She listed off the names almost perfectly and was Ash was happy that she was able to this so well. She laughed as she held Ashley in her arms. "Isn't she cute, wish I had a kid like her." She said as she played with her. "Well, she is y OH!" Vair screamed as he felt a sharp pain in his foot. Jade had stomped on it and whispered to him: "She doesn't know yet, so keep quiet until then." "How do you manage caring for both Vair and Ashley?" She asked concerned for Jade's heath. "Well, Ash helps me a lot of the time." She winked at him and giggled a little. "Ain't that nice. You seem to be a big help to all of these pokemon. Well, I'm going to bed, see you guys in the morning." She said as she began walking upstairs.
Jade shot Ash a glare as if to say "Now's your chance." Ash followed his mother up the stairs and tucked her in like she used to do with him. "Thank you Ash, I haven't seen you in forever and I thought you had forgotten about me. You are the perfect little son." She complimented him rubbing his head back and forth. "About that, mom, I have something to tell you. You know Jade and Ashley?" Ash asked as he was shaking from his nervous system acting up. "Yeah, what about them?" How was she supposed to guess about this? "Well, Ashley is my daughter. Your granddaughter." He finally breathed out. "What? WHAT!?! MY LITTLE SON HAD SEX WITH SOME SLUT POKEMON AND NOW SHE BEARS HIS DAUGHTER! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A POKEMON. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" She screamed in a rage as she burst with emotions. He was so young, not even able to drive yet and he was already a father. "But mom." Ash tried to explain, but was cut short. "GET OOOOUUUUTTTTTT!!!" She yelled again as she lost control. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Ash reluctantly began to walk outside and urged the rest of the group out of there too.
"What is going on Ash?" Jade asked. "How did it go?" "How the hell do you think it went? We are standing outside without even getting our stuff." Ash yelled back as he didn't know how else to handle his feelings. "Ash! I know you're angry, but think of the children. Do you want to influence them in this manner?" She asked as she covered Ashley and Akuti's ears. "I know, but I just don't know what to do. My own mother doesn't want to see my face anymore thanks to my beautiful daughter. Com'on, let's go to the Pokecenter. They should be able to give us a stay for the night." Ash mustered the strength to say as he lost all control of his body's emotions.
"What did I do wrong? I always told him right from wrong, good from bad. I even had this talk with him before he left. How could he gone so wrong. Did I send him out too soon? Is it my fault? No, I did what every mother has to do. I let him go free and he made the decision, it isn't my fault. WHY?" She cried out as she sat in her bed thinking about what went wrong.
She only got minimal amounts of sleep before her thoughts consumed her and kept her up all night. She got ready for another day of protesting. She hadn't missed a day in 2 years and even as bad as this was, she wasn't going to begin now. She took a long time getting ready today thinking over the conversation with Ash last night. When she finally was ready, she opened her door to see an unbelievable sight. All the protestors were now outside her door protesting her. And guess who was leading it, Ash and Jade. "What is going on here?" She asked as she was dumbfounded at the sight of all her friends protesting her. "Well mom, we were walking over to the Pokecenter, when we saw the protestors and they asked about why we weren't here. When they heard why, they came up here the very next day to show just how wrong you are. Just because she is a pokemon and because I'm a little young doesn't mean that we shouldn't have children. Also, you cut me off before I could tell you that I love her so much and that I have asked her to marry me. I'm engaged to this gorgeous Lucario and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about that. I hope you understand now." Ash spoke into the megaphone boasting his voice to near superhuman magnitude.
"Ash, Jade, let's not talk about this here. Come in here and we'll discuss this accordingly." She said as she walked back inside. Ash and Jade walked into the house and was met with a roar of applause as they entered the house. Ash couldn't help but get caught up in the moment. Now he saw why his mother did this every day, for the since of accomplishment. You feel like you have done something with your life that many others cannot say they have. "Ash, get in here." Jade grunted as she yanked him inside away from the massive crowd.
"Ash, Jade, I agree that I may have overreacted a little too much yesterday." Delia said. (Thanks to anonymous JB, I found this is her real name. Thank you!) "May have?!? You kicked us out of the house without any money or any of our belongings and you say you may have overreacted." Ash bursted out. "Ok, ok. I overreacted big time. Let's sit down and talk about it from the beginning."
So Ash and Jade explained everything starting from Ash finding the crying Riolu in the forest. They didn't go into graphic detail about the sex scenes because, com'on, this was Ash's mother. (I know I say com'on a lot, but I like to use it because one, it used to be Ash's favorite catch phrase and now that I have begun to watch some of the old and new pokemon shows, it has become implanted into my head. I actually saw the pokemon movie (first) on youtube after seeing it when it was in theaters. I enjoyed it, to a certain extent anyway. Sorry for my rants, I seem to have one every chapter, but I have a lot to talk about. Back to our regularly scheduled program. PS: I always wanted to say that.) They also chose to leave out their restaurant scene for obvious reasons. After an hour of extensive story-telling, they got to a point where they felt it was best to stop.
"And I've got something to tell everyone. I am once again pregnant with Ash's child!" She announced as she was overtook with feelings of joy. "What? How long have you known?" Ash asked. "Well, I've known for a week, but I decided to hold it back for some reason. I've been pregnant for about a month now so I've got another 2 months to go." She shook with excitement at the happiness that flowed through her. "That's great honey. We'll be back in Twinleaf Town by then so they will already know how to handle this." Ash said as he hugged her, but not too tightly for the baby's sake.
"Well, I can see that you two really love each other. Jade, you have my full support for the wedding. I know it is custom for the wife's side to pay for the wedding, but we will pay our fair share for you." Delia apologized. "You will, I'm so happy!" Jade jumped onto Delia and almost tackled her to the ground. "Well then, when do you plan on having the wedding?" Jade looked over at Ash. They never really had gotten that far yet. "O, well I guess we will discuss that another time. Hey Jade, can I talk to you alone for a second." Delia asked as she escorted Ash out of the room.
"Alright Jade, I know that out of the two of you, you wear the pants in the relationship. I need you to keep a good eye on Ash. He still is young and immature in many ways. He needs you to keep him in line, on track. You have to whip him into shape. Since I can't be there, I need you to be my eyes and ears. Please take care of him and if he goes out of line or becomes uncontrollable, just give me a ring. I will always have my pokedex on from now on. I don't care what time it is, just whenever you need me, you know how to get a hold of me." Delia explained. Jade nodded her head in total agreement. "Don't worry, I keep him on a short leash. I have him under control." They laughed as Ash was listening in on every word. "I knew it, girls do try to change us in order to control us. Jeff Foxworthy was right!" He whispered as he made the discovery of the century for all of man-kind.
Ash backed up when he stopped hearing voices and as soon as he did, Jade walked out of the room. "Hey Ash, I have a present for you. Show me to your bedroom so we can have some privacy." Jade lusciously whispered pulling him by his collar. "Here, right now? What about the baby?" Ash asked concerned about his next child. "Don't worry, we can still have sex for the next month. The process doesn't really begin to kick in until then." She explained to him. "Ok, but remember these walls are paper-thin so be quiet when you give me your 'present'." Ash answered as he ran up the stairs to show his room to his fiancé. He had never shown his room to any girl before. He dreamed of the day before he left on his quest, but now that it was here, he didn't know what to do. Ash pushed his way into his room that was the same way he had remembered, small and cluttered with a ton of pokemon merchandise and collectables. Ash had a double-bunk bed for some reason he didn't know why, he was an only child.
"Wow, you must have been dying to become a pokemon trainer, look at all this stuff. You even have pillows shaped like dittos." She mentioned as she fluffed them. "Well, you have one of two choices: top or bottom?" "Well, I would like being on top because I like feeling like I have control." Ash said as he thought about his answer deeply. "Not that silly, top or bottom bunk, not position. Huh, you're lucky you're sexy." She said as she pushed him onto the bottom bunk. "You took too long, my choice now and I don't care which one." She said as she unzipped his pants and pulled them off in no time.
"Ok, this has been my dream since I was 8. Not the part about having sex, just about having a girl in here. Thank you for making my dream a reality." Ash thanked her as he began to perform his usual ritual. He felt around at her warm thighs, keeping his hands here just feeling her warmth and loving this feeling. "You should be better at this by now." Jade joked as she took a firm grip on his hand and showed it the way. (I was thinking of putting a yellow brick road gag in here, but I cut it out thinking that it may be taken out of context and thought of in other ways.) He inserted his finger and moved it back and forth, feeling the insides the whole time making sure it was stretched out before it was used. He didn't want to wait to do this because he just wanted to insert his member in as soon as possible, but he knew he had to please her a little first. She loved this feeling of the finger moving in and out getting inside there and feeling around a little bit. She felt the fluids flow out of her as she began to relax a little and she was now ready for the 'main event'.
Ash now laid down on the bed and told her to hop on. She quickly understood and hopped on (metaphorically, not literally hopped on. She actually slid on slowly as she knelt.) Ash decided to change it up as he sat up, grabbed her, and took her down with him. He saw this move on some HBO special when he couldn't sleep one night and he wanted to spice up their sex life, the horizontal mambo. She wanted to scream out her love, but remembered what Ash had said and kept quiet, she only panted. Ash had grabbed her because he wanted to feel her all over him, his chest up against her back, his legs over hers. He pushed in and out and with every thrust, went farther inside. He knew not to go too far in too fast, but to take it gradually after the first time he made Jade bleed. Jade was having her fun too. She felt like she was laying down, but felt the extreme emotional and physical pleasure that she could only get from one of her 'sessions' with Ash. His hot, warm, inviting breath brushed onto her neck as she wanted to fall limp in his arms. Feeling his massive member go in and out of her already wet lips. Even though she enjoyed the first orgasm, she always like the second better, mostly because it was bigger and he could actually thrust this one in. It had more power. Ash felt the juices begin to rise up. Ash released his man-juices into Jade as he began to pump it in like water pump. It cam in small bursts of awesomeness and he moved with them. As the pumping stopped, he began to stop. He kept it in there for a while as he held her tight and kissed her on the cheek.
All of the sudden, there was a knock on the door. "Ash, Brock needs you for something and woah!" Dante said as he walked in on their loving embrace. "I'll just tell him you're busy." Dante awkwardly said as he turned around and left. "Can we ever have any privacy?" Jade asked as she began to clean up the huge stain on his bed. They may have his mother's consent, but they didn't want to show her evidence of this. She tried her best to get the majority of the stain out, but it was still pretty noticeable. Out of desperation, she took one of his deodorants and tried to cover up the smell with the deodorant. After that failed, she took a Febreze knock off and sprayed it around the room not knowing how to cover her tracks. She gave up after that and took Ash's arm as he led her down the stairs as if she were a queen. She knew she was treated like a princess, but now he was just spoiling her. Ash looked into her eyes as he walked down the stairs and just stared into them knowing she would always be there for him. He acted fast and hugged her as they hit the bottom steps. "What are you doing?" Jade asked not knowing why he was doing this out of the blue. "I love you and I always want to be in your arms." He answered as he looked into her eyes and got caught up in their magical trance.
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Awww, ain't that nice. A warmhearted ending that is just as corny as it is loving. Sorry for the delay but I intend on getting these chapters back on schedule. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy the many upcoming chapters of my awesome story!Chapter End Notes:Hope you liked it, please review, good night
"Hey Akuti, after this, I'll be able to understand you." Ash said as he walked hand and hand with his little friend. "Combusken!" Akuti said. She skipped all the way down to the lab as happy as a school girl. "Well you sure are happy today." Ash said as he watched the little girl skip with glee all the way down to the lab. Combusken ran up to the door when she saw it in her sights. She rang the doorbell about a hundred times before Ash got there. "HOLD ON I'M COMING!" Professor Oak yelled from the other side. When he did answer the door, he was livid.
"Who the heck! ... Awww Ash, its you. I think we can agree that Combusken is a little anxious to get that translator. I have an extra one somewhere around here." Oak said as he searched around the house. "Oh Ash, that reminds me, your mom called me. She asked how you were doing. When was the last time you saw her?" Oak asked as he still searched for the translator. Combusken helped search too because she was just too darn excited. "Well, the last time I talked to her was half a year ago. I changed pokedexes and I forgot to give her the new number. I haven't seen her in a little over a year now." Ash explained as he thought about his mom. "What would she think about his engagement to Jade?" "Yeah, well she wanted to see you again. You should go visit her in Pallet Town before she comes up here for you. I wouldn't want to be you then." Oak said as he found the translator and gave the necklace to Akuti. "There you go, speak." Oak commanded Akuti as she began to list off many things.
"Ash, can you hear me? This is super cool! I can't wait to talk to you some more later on somewhere else. We have a loooot to talk about." Akuti said as she stopped momentarily to get a breath. She began to talk, but Ash talked over her. "Akuti, slow down. The thing is I can hear and understand you, let's give it some time to rest before we take it into full force. Thank you Professor Oak and I'll call my mom right away. Com'on Akuti, let's go." Ash said as he led Akuti out of the building. "Oh my God! You really can understand me! I have so much to tell you about. Ok, let me start with..." Akuti listed again. Ash looked down with a smile and reminded her not to wear it out too quickly. "Ok, I'll talk to you later." Akuti said as she held Ash's hand the whole way as she skipped all the way back.
"Ash! Where have you been?" Jade yelled as she saw him skipping up to the hotel with Akuti. "Things have been going crazy! Ashley needed fed, Dante and Staravia went nuts trying to find you. The whole floor has been turned upside down from their frantic searching. Vair has been gnawing my ear off with what he wants to do today, where's daddy, if he could help Dante and Staravia. I really tried to control them, but I failed miserably. You may want to go up there before they tear up the whole hotel and get us evoked." Jade explained as she ran back into the hotel in order to attempt to calm the other pokemon down.
Ash walked up the stairs skeptic about Jade's assessment, however when he got up to his floor, he immediately knew what she meant. Things from their rooms were thrown out in the hall every which way without a care for personal hygiene. Toothbrushes, tampons, and shavers were tossed in throughout the hall as the daring quest to find Ash continued. "Hey guys, I'm right here." Ash laughed as he thought about all the places they looked. Under the bed? In the shower? Not many places to hide in a hotel room. They had realized this and expanded their search out into the hallway having chairs overturned and couch cushions thrown all around the hall. "ASH! WHERE WERE YOU?!?" Dante and Staravia screamed in unison as they ran up and tackled him to the ground. "Whoa there, hold up. Let me brace myself before you do tackle me." Ash gasped. He lost his breath from the tackle and laid on the ground desperate for air as they licked his face unaware of his health. He just laid there thinking about what would happen if he ever had to leave them for a long period of time, heck, he couldn't even leave them alone for 30 minutes!
"Ok guys, that's enough. Let me get back on my feet, I have something to tell you guys. They jumped back as they thought about what Ash could have to tell them. Dante day-dreamed that Ash's speech would admit his sexuality was that he was a homosexual. "I am gay. I don't know how, but I am attracted to other men." He would jump on Dante's back and have him lead him into the forest. Dante sighed as he slowly drifted back to reality. Staravia dreamt about Ash and her back in the forest. She even took it farther as while they were having sex, she lifted up off the ground while she still got plowed in the air. "Ok guys, we are all going to go on a trip to Pallet Town, my hometown." Staravia was shot back to her senses as she heard the news. It wasn't so much that she was disappointed; it's just that nothing could take the place of her and Ash. Dante barked as he thought about Ash's house, his room. The warm, soft bed of his. "My mom wanted to meet us, so I just got tickets for everyone to go on the ferry over to the Johto region. We will be living in my mom's house so everyone will have to behave, ok?" Ash questioned. "Yes." They all moaned together as they went into their collective rooms and began packing.
Ash dipped into every room to tell them all the news. "Has Dawn gotten back yet?" Brock asked as he awoke in Claire's loving arm. "No, she says she will be with her mom for at least another week. She will meet up with us later. In the meantime, we are all going back to Pallet Town to meet my mother. She's going restless now that I've been away so long without contacting her. You could even go back to visit your old gym." Ash insisted as Brock thought about his old days of being a gym leader. "Well, sure I'll come. What about you Claire?" He turned around now to see her face twinkle with a smile stretching from cheek to rosy cheek. "Of course I will, I would love to see your hometown and your old gym. I wonder how I would do in a battle now that I've strengthened up." She then lovingly kissed Brock on the forehead as they both got dressed for the trip.
After Ash announced his plans to everyone, he started cleaning up the mess Dante and Staravia had made. He didn't want to come back and not be welcome in the hotel anymore. The manager was so nice that since they had rented the room out for so long, he gave them a special discount. He didn't want to ruin that. He was a little glad to visit his mom in the fact that he wouldn't have to pay rent for an entire week. He needed the money after the wedding ring took set him back quite aways.
"We're all ready, what about you?" Jade asked as she saw all he had was a small handbag only containing his pokedex and some extra supplies. Pokeballs, Super Potions, etc. He would normally keep his pokedex in his pocket, but he had saw on TV that it caused a decrease in semen for most men. (This is true. The Cleveland Clinic found in a recent study that keeping cell-phones in your pocket will cause a decrease in semen. If you keep your cell-phone in your pocket a lot, you may want to consider buying a man-purse. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can't make this crap up.) "I'll have all I need there already, it is my house you know." He replied as he tried hurrying up Pikachu and Ajay. The slowpokes (not the pokemon slowpokes, the adjective) hadn't even gotten their suitcases out yet.
"Com'on guys. We only have, 15...25... 30 minutes to catch the ferry. If I miss this, it will be your head!" He yelled and laughed at this. He would never behead them, but it seemed to get them moving faster. Ash made a sprint to the door when Pikachu had gotten himself ready. They ran the whole way there trying to make it to the ferry on time. They did something right because they got there with only a minute left before the ferry left. Ash felt relieved as he stumbled onto the ferry panting for air. "Ash, move. You're holding up the line." Jade said as she was now trapped behind Ash's stuttered breaths. "Wait... one... sec." Ash answered as he stood back up. Jade grew tired of this and lifted her fiancé, carrying him up to the ferry. As they got up to their rooms, they picked up the chocolate mints on their pillows. After that was taken care of, they all relaxed on the beds and fell asleep the whole way. It was a 12 hour trip so they slept almost the whole way giving them the much needed sleep they all deserved.
Vair, having downed 8 cans of pop, was bouncing off the walls the whole time running around the ferry trying to find something to occupy his time. Finding nothing, he jumped around in his bedroom urging Ash and Brock to get up for the last hour of the trip. Although Ash and Brock had a good night's sleep the night before, they wanted to rest for one of the first times in a very long time. They hadn't imagined that this whole dating thing was going to cost them so much sleep.
They arrived at their destination right on schedule. "Now docking at the Pallet Town port." The captain called over the intercom. "You hear that guys? Let's get ready to leave." Ash said as he began to pack up. Everyone had to help Vair pack up because he had just gotten off his buzz and was experiencing a massive crash. He could barely walk without having his legs fall out from under him. "Must...walk... Must... keep... going." Vair stumbled as he used all his strength to keep himself upright. "We're here. Isn't it beautiful?" Ash said as he strolled off the ferry. Arms wide open, he stood there soaking in all the wonders of his home town. The air felt refreshing, just like he remembered. "A little help would be nice." Jade muttered out as she stood there carrying bags and luggage in both arms, necks, and anything else that she could fit a bag onto. "Oh sorry Jade. I just got absorbed in the beauty of my old homeland. Here, let me take some of that." Ash took half of the bags and nearly collapsed from the immense weight. "Ok, let's head out." Ash led the way as he marched on.
As Ash led the way, everyone else followed behind him barely walking on drowsily. "Well he's just a bundle of energy." Brock whispered as that was all he was able to do. When they reached Ash's house, everyone save Ash was reduced to lying on the ground exhausted. "What are you guys waiting for? Let's go!" Ash yelled as he ran into the house. He threw the luggage on the floor of the foyer and jumped up and down as he screamed in ecstasy: "I'm home! Mom? Where are you?" Ash looked up and down his old home and was out of the there before the others had even gotten to the door. "I can't find anyone. Where is she?" Ash asked as he looked up and down the street. "Let's go to the middle of town and see if she's there. That is the biggest social gathering in the whole town and if she was anywhere, she'd be there." "Can't we stop? We are too tired to take another step. Try calling her pokedex, she has one right?" Jade asked as she fell to the ground. "Yeah, I suppose we could rest for the night. She doesn't answer her phone, only if she is at home or if she wants to call someone."
Ash picked up his pokedex as he dialed his mother's number. "I doubt she'll answer." "Ring, ring, ring. Hello, we are unav..." Ash hung up as he heard the answering machine kick on. "Ok, I'll go. You guys stay and get some rest. Ash started up the path as Jade and the rest of the group went into the house. They all fell onto the couches and chairs. Once those were all taken up, the remaining unlucky few hit the ground sleeping as they didn't care anymore where they got sleep, as long as they got it. Brock was the only one who followed Ash to the middle of town. He was thankful he got the sleep he needed on the ferry ride. As they traveled, Ash would recount his many memories from his childhood years. Every building seemed to have a story, and Ash knew every single one. As they were approaching the downtown district, Ash saw a new building that he had never seen before. It was huge and loomed over the whole town. It was at least 3 times as tall as the Excold building, the tallest structure in the town. "There seems to be some commotion outside, wonder what it this is all about." Ash said as he continues walking towards the towering building.
The people outside the building were holding up brightly colored signs and chanting different rhymes like it was a protest of some kind. They came across a sign as they approached that read: "Future sight of the Poketech Institute." "Hmph, I've heard something about the Poketech Institute. It was designed to biogenetically test old pokemon fossils making them come back to life. (Again, idea came from episode.) The research they use there is used to help bridge the gap in Pokemon evolution. Some people find it morally wrong that they are bringing back pokemon from the dead. They think that humans shouldn't have the power to recreate life." Brock explained as he recalled a news article from a long time ago. "That seems to be a very controversial issue. I can see why people would be up I arms about this, especially the people of this town. I wouldn't be surprised if my mom was protesting with them. But she is too shy to do anything like that, let's go." He said as he kept walking past the protestors. "Wait, Ash. Isn't that your mom with the megaphone?" Brock asked bewildered by the irony of Ash's last statement.
"What?!?" Ash yelled as he ran back to see this for himself. To his dismay, he found that Brock was right. He pushed through the crowd to see his mom up close, making absolutely sure this was his mom. "MOM?!?" Ash boosted out as he tried to raise his voice above the crowd. "Ash?" His mom asked as she handed the megaphone to some other protester. "What are you doing here?" She questioned him as she looked him over. "You look so grown up. I think I'm going to cry." She teared up as she said this. "Is this the legendary Ash Ketchum?" another protestor asked as she walked over away from the crowd. "Yes, this is my son Ash. Here Ash, this is Mary Feggle. She is a clerk down at the local pokemart." "Hi, I'm Ash. I am a pokemon trainer. Hey mom, that reminds me. The rest of the group already set up shop back at the house." Ash told his mom. "Ok, well, I better get back soon then. See you guys tomorrow, as usual." Ash's mom said as she began to walk back the way Ash traveled.
"Hey mom, what are you doing here?" Ash asked as he was dying to know what happened to his normally laid back mother. "Well, I won't go into details here and now, but I am protesting, along with many others as you can see, this new Institute that is being built here. It is a disgrace to Pokemon and trainers around the world. We want to create a world in which Pokemon and humans are seen as equals. This just opposes all I have been working towards since you've been gone. That is the jest of it." She explained on the way home. "Wow, that was a jam-packed summary. I feel glad you feel that way about pokemon." Ash said as he thought about how he was going to tell his mom his relationship with Jade. This took a load off as he felt the pressure on his shoulders begin to lighten.
They arrived at the house at around 5 in the afternoon and Ash began to introduce the whole group to his mother. (I don't know her name and I'm not about to look it up. I am running low on time as it is.) She was overwhelmed by the massive amount of people who had managed to stuff themselves into her tiny rural home. "Ok, let me try this: Ajay, Akuti, Jade, Dante, Claire, Vair, Ashley Brock, Espeon, Staravia, and of course Pikachu. How'd I do?" She listed off the names almost perfectly and was Ash was happy that she was able to this so well. She laughed as she held Ashley in her arms. "Isn't she cute, wish I had a kid like her." She said as she played with her. "Well, she is y OH!" Vair screamed as he felt a sharp pain in his foot. Jade had stomped on it and whispered to him: "She doesn't know yet, so keep quiet until then." "How do you manage caring for both Vair and Ashley?" She asked concerned for Jade's heath. "Well, Ash helps me a lot of the time." She winked at him and giggled a little. "Ain't that nice. You seem to be a big help to all of these pokemon. Well, I'm going to bed, see you guys in the morning." She said as she began walking upstairs.
Jade shot Ash a glare as if to say "Now's your chance." Ash followed his mother up the stairs and tucked her in like she used to do with him. "Thank you Ash, I haven't seen you in forever and I thought you had forgotten about me. You are the perfect little son." She complimented him rubbing his head back and forth. "About that, mom, I have something to tell you. You know Jade and Ashley?" Ash asked as he was shaking from his nervous system acting up. "Yeah, what about them?" How was she supposed to guess about this? "Well, Ashley is my daughter. Your granddaughter." He finally breathed out. "What? WHAT!?! MY LITTLE SON HAD SEX WITH SOME SLUT POKEMON AND NOW SHE BEARS HIS DAUGHTER! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A POKEMON. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" She screamed in a rage as she burst with emotions. He was so young, not even able to drive yet and he was already a father. "But mom." Ash tried to explain, but was cut short. "GET OOOOUUUUTTTTTT!!!" She yelled again as she lost control. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Ash reluctantly began to walk outside and urged the rest of the group out of there too.
"What is going on Ash?" Jade asked. "How did it go?" "How the hell do you think it went? We are standing outside without even getting our stuff." Ash yelled back as he didn't know how else to handle his feelings. "Ash! I know you're angry, but think of the children. Do you want to influence them in this manner?" She asked as she covered Ashley and Akuti's ears. "I know, but I just don't know what to do. My own mother doesn't want to see my face anymore thanks to my beautiful daughter. Com'on, let's go to the Pokecenter. They should be able to give us a stay for the night." Ash mustered the strength to say as he lost all control of his body's emotions.
"What did I do wrong? I always told him right from wrong, good from bad. I even had this talk with him before he left. How could he gone so wrong. Did I send him out too soon? Is it my fault? No, I did what every mother has to do. I let him go free and he made the decision, it isn't my fault. WHY?" She cried out as she sat in her bed thinking about what went wrong.
She only got minimal amounts of sleep before her thoughts consumed her and kept her up all night. She got ready for another day of protesting. She hadn't missed a day in 2 years and even as bad as this was, she wasn't going to begin now. She took a long time getting ready today thinking over the conversation with Ash last night. When she finally was ready, she opened her door to see an unbelievable sight. All the protestors were now outside her door protesting her. And guess who was leading it, Ash and Jade. "What is going on here?" She asked as she was dumbfounded at the sight of all her friends protesting her. "Well mom, we were walking over to the Pokecenter, when we saw the protestors and they asked about why we weren't here. When they heard why, they came up here the very next day to show just how wrong you are. Just because she is a pokemon and because I'm a little young doesn't mean that we shouldn't have children. Also, you cut me off before I could tell you that I love her so much and that I have asked her to marry me. I'm engaged to this gorgeous Lucario and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about that. I hope you understand now." Ash spoke into the megaphone boasting his voice to near superhuman magnitude.
"Ash, Jade, let's not talk about this here. Come in here and we'll discuss this accordingly." She said as she walked back inside. Ash and Jade walked into the house and was met with a roar of applause as they entered the house. Ash couldn't help but get caught up in the moment. Now he saw why his mother did this every day, for the since of accomplishment. You feel like you have done something with your life that many others cannot say they have. "Ash, get in here." Jade grunted as she yanked him inside away from the massive crowd.
"Ash, Jade, I agree that I may have overreacted a little too much yesterday." Delia said. (Thanks to anonymous JB, I found this is her real name. Thank you!) "May have?!? You kicked us out of the house without any money or any of our belongings and you say you may have overreacted." Ash bursted out. "Ok, ok. I overreacted big time. Let's sit down and talk about it from the beginning."
So Ash and Jade explained everything starting from Ash finding the crying Riolu in the forest. They didn't go into graphic detail about the sex scenes because, com'on, this was Ash's mother. (I know I say com'on a lot, but I like to use it because one, it used to be Ash's favorite catch phrase and now that I have begun to watch some of the old and new pokemon shows, it has become implanted into my head. I actually saw the pokemon movie (first) on youtube after seeing it when it was in theaters. I enjoyed it, to a certain extent anyway. Sorry for my rants, I seem to have one every chapter, but I have a lot to talk about. Back to our regularly scheduled program. PS: I always wanted to say that.) They also chose to leave out their restaurant scene for obvious reasons. After an hour of extensive story-telling, they got to a point where they felt it was best to stop.
"And I've got something to tell everyone. I am once again pregnant with Ash's child!" She announced as she was overtook with feelings of joy. "What? How long have you known?" Ash asked. "Well, I've known for a week, but I decided to hold it back for some reason. I've been pregnant for about a month now so I've got another 2 months to go." She shook with excitement at the happiness that flowed through her. "That's great honey. We'll be back in Twinleaf Town by then so they will already know how to handle this." Ash said as he hugged her, but not too tightly for the baby's sake.
"Well, I can see that you two really love each other. Jade, you have my full support for the wedding. I know it is custom for the wife's side to pay for the wedding, but we will pay our fair share for you." Delia apologized. "You will, I'm so happy!" Jade jumped onto Delia and almost tackled her to the ground. "Well then, when do you plan on having the wedding?" Jade looked over at Ash. They never really had gotten that far yet. "O, well I guess we will discuss that another time. Hey Jade, can I talk to you alone for a second." Delia asked as she escorted Ash out of the room.
"Alright Jade, I know that out of the two of you, you wear the pants in the relationship. I need you to keep a good eye on Ash. He still is young and immature in many ways. He needs you to keep him in line, on track. You have to whip him into shape. Since I can't be there, I need you to be my eyes and ears. Please take care of him and if he goes out of line or becomes uncontrollable, just give me a ring. I will always have my pokedex on from now on. I don't care what time it is, just whenever you need me, you know how to get a hold of me." Delia explained. Jade nodded her head in total agreement. "Don't worry, I keep him on a short leash. I have him under control." They laughed as Ash was listening in on every word. "I knew it, girls do try to change us in order to control us. Jeff Foxworthy was right!" He whispered as he made the discovery of the century for all of man-kind.
Ash backed up when he stopped hearing voices and as soon as he did, Jade walked out of the room. "Hey Ash, I have a present for you. Show me to your bedroom so we can have some privacy." Jade lusciously whispered pulling him by his collar. "Here, right now? What about the baby?" Ash asked concerned about his next child. "Don't worry, we can still have sex for the next month. The process doesn't really begin to kick in until then." She explained to him. "Ok, but remember these walls are paper-thin so be quiet when you give me your 'present'." Ash answered as he ran up the stairs to show his room to his fiancé. He had never shown his room to any girl before. He dreamed of the day before he left on his quest, but now that it was here, he didn't know what to do. Ash pushed his way into his room that was the same way he had remembered, small and cluttered with a ton of pokemon merchandise and collectables. Ash had a double-bunk bed for some reason he didn't know why, he was an only child.
"Wow, you must have been dying to become a pokemon trainer, look at all this stuff. You even have pillows shaped like dittos." She mentioned as she fluffed them. "Well, you have one of two choices: top or bottom?" "Well, I would like being on top because I like feeling like I have control." Ash said as he thought about his answer deeply. "Not that silly, top or bottom bunk, not position. Huh, you're lucky you're sexy." She said as she pushed him onto the bottom bunk. "You took too long, my choice now and I don't care which one." She said as she unzipped his pants and pulled them off in no time.
"Ok, this has been my dream since I was 8. Not the part about having sex, just about having a girl in here. Thank you for making my dream a reality." Ash thanked her as he began to perform his usual ritual. He felt around at her warm thighs, keeping his hands here just feeling her warmth and loving this feeling. "You should be better at this by now." Jade joked as she took a firm grip on his hand and showed it the way. (I was thinking of putting a yellow brick road gag in here, but I cut it out thinking that it may be taken out of context and thought of in other ways.) He inserted his finger and moved it back and forth, feeling the insides the whole time making sure it was stretched out before it was used. He didn't want to wait to do this because he just wanted to insert his member in as soon as possible, but he knew he had to please her a little first. She loved this feeling of the finger moving in and out getting inside there and feeling around a little bit. She felt the fluids flow out of her as she began to relax a little and she was now ready for the 'main event'.
Ash now laid down on the bed and told her to hop on. She quickly understood and hopped on (metaphorically, not literally hopped on. She actually slid on slowly as she knelt.) Ash decided to change it up as he sat up, grabbed her, and took her down with him. He saw this move on some HBO special when he couldn't sleep one night and he wanted to spice up their sex life, the horizontal mambo. She wanted to scream out her love, but remembered what Ash had said and kept quiet, she only panted. Ash had grabbed her because he wanted to feel her all over him, his chest up against her back, his legs over hers. He pushed in and out and with every thrust, went farther inside. He knew not to go too far in too fast, but to take it gradually after the first time he made Jade bleed. Jade was having her fun too. She felt like she was laying down, but felt the extreme emotional and physical pleasure that she could only get from one of her 'sessions' with Ash. His hot, warm, inviting breath brushed onto her neck as she wanted to fall limp in his arms. Feeling his massive member go in and out of her already wet lips. Even though she enjoyed the first orgasm, she always like the second better, mostly because it was bigger and he could actually thrust this one in. It had more power. Ash felt the juices begin to rise up. Ash released his man-juices into Jade as he began to pump it in like water pump. It cam in small bursts of awesomeness and he moved with them. As the pumping stopped, he began to stop. He kept it in there for a while as he held her tight and kissed her on the cheek.
All of the sudden, there was a knock on the door. "Ash, Brock needs you for something and woah!" Dante said as he walked in on their loving embrace. "I'll just tell him you're busy." Dante awkwardly said as he turned around and left. "Can we ever have any privacy?" Jade asked as she began to clean up the huge stain on his bed. They may have his mother's consent, but they didn't want to show her evidence of this. She tried her best to get the majority of the stain out, but it was still pretty noticeable. Out of desperation, she took one of his deodorants and tried to cover up the smell with the deodorant. After that failed, she took a Febreze knock off and sprayed it around the room not knowing how to cover her tracks. She gave up after that and took Ash's arm as he led her down the stairs as if she were a queen. She knew she was treated like a princess, but now he was just spoiling her. Ash looked into her eyes as he walked down the stairs and just stared into them knowing she would always be there for him. He acted fast and hugged her as they hit the bottom steps. "What are you doing?" Jade asked not knowing why he was doing this out of the blue. "I love you and I always want to be in your arms." He answered as he looked into her eyes and got caught up in their magical trance.
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Awww, ain't that nice. A warmhearted ending that is just as corny as it is loving. Sorry for the delay but I intend on getting these chapters back on schedule. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy the many upcoming chapters of my awesome story!Chapter End Notes:Hope you liked it, please review, good night