Part I: Introductions
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part I: Introductions
File Name: young_pokenstein_01.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 8KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Abra Pekenstien is summoned to Castle von Pokenstein after
his uncle was killed by his latest creation.
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This is my first script lemon, so bear with me, if you will. And I'm
sure it's obvious what movie I'm spoofing here (if you've seen it, of
course). Enjoy, if that's possible...
Young Pokenstein
Yet another fanfic/lemon by Sky Render... Or is it?
PART I: Introductions
SCENE: Pokestein's Lab (a very messy and cluttered area, with a large
ammount of books just lying around, and a large experimentation table
in the middle of the room)
DR. POKENSTEIN (an Alakazam): I've... I'VE DONE IT!!! I've made the
ultimate pokemon! With the strength of a Rhydon, and the psychic power
of a Kadabra, I have made... Rhydabra!
RHYDABRA (waking up): Urgh... oooh... Where am I? Who am I?
DR. POKENSTEIN: Yes, awaken, my proud child! You are my greatest and
most prized...
RHYDABRA: Shut the fuck up! My head...!
DR. POKENSTEIN: Huh? How rude! I'll just have to put you back to
sleep!
RHYDABRA: I don't think so, asshole! I'm outta here! (heads for door)
DR. POKENSTEIN: You can't leave! I won't allow it! (runs over and
blocks door)
RHYDABRA: Outta my way, runt! (rams Dr. Pokenstein)
DR. POKENSTEIN: Eeep! (faints)
(Rhydabra runs off towards the town. A few minutes later, Dr.
Pokenstein's lab assistant enters the lab)
JYNX (With a German accent): Doctor! Are you all right?
DR. POKENSTEIN (concious again): Oh, my! No, I'm not... Please, Jynx,
go and find my nephew, Abra Pokenstein, that I have summoned him...
(drops to the floor, dead)
JYNX: No! Doctor! I shall honor your final wish, then! (nods to dead
body, then leaves)
SCENE: Docks of Pokevania (a dark and gritty night. Abra Pokenstein
leans against a lamp post, who's light is a dim yellow. A strange and
disfigured Raichu walks up to him)
RAICHU: Are you Ahbray Pohkenshtein?
ABRA: No, I'm Abra Pokenstein!
RAICHU: Are you related to Dr. Alakazam Pohkenshtein?
ABRA: Reluctantly, but yes...
RAICHU: Walk this way, then... (Starts hobbling off towards a nearby
ship. Abra hobbles after him)
ABRA: I hope you don't mind me asking, but where in the bloody world
are we going?
RAICHU: Your uncle, Dr. Alakazam, died a few days ago. He was attacked
by his own monster, and we found him bleeding on his lab floor. His
final request was that we summon you. So that's what I'm doing.
ABRA (who's stopped hobbling): What?! I'm not going to the castle! I
hate that place!
RAICHU: Suit yourself. Your uncle was incredibly rich, though...
ABRA: No he wasn't! He dug up dead pokemon's graves, and assembled
monsters out of them!
RAICHU: Eh, that was a side business, actually. His main profession
was actually selling potted petunias to travellers, but it didn't turn
out too well after the Petunia Drought of 1950...
ABRA: He made a lot of money... selling PETUNIAS?!
RAICHU: I'm told he's got over $10 billion saved up. He was a very
persistent petunia salesman...
ABRA (sighing): All right, let's go!
(They board a wagon, which has an inhabitant, a very attractive young
female Jigglypuff)
JIGGLYPUFF: Hello, would you like to help me lay some carpet?
ABRA: Wh, what?!
JIGGLYPUFF: I'm laying carpet in the back of this wagon. Would you
mind extremely if I asked you to help?
(Just then, Abra sees she has carpenter's nails in one hand, and nails
in another, and that the floor of the wagon has some carpeting)
ABRA: Um, sure... (Gets in wagon)
(And so, Abra helped Jigglypuff lay some carpet down as they travelled
to Pokenstein castle)
SCENE: Pokenstein Castle Entrance (Very large castle, almost ludicrously
so. Abra and the others exit the wagon)
ABRA: Well, that was invigorating! Shall we go inside?
RAICHU: Yes. Walk this way... (Starts hobbling towards door, and the
other two do so as well)
ABRA (noticing the door knockers): What knockers!
(Door opens, Jynx steps out)
JYNX: Why... thank you...
ABRA: Huh? Eeek! What the heck is that thing?
JYNX: I'm offended, sir! I am your lab assistant, Jynx. (sound of a
wagon overturning in the distance)
ABRA: I... see... Hmm, well... Shall we get situated, then?
RAICHU: Yes... I'll be down in my closet, if anyone needs me. (starts to
walk past Jynx)
JYNX: Not so fast, mister. You've gotta help with the baggage!
RAICHU: (grumbles) All right! Stupid Jynx! (sound of another wagon
turning over in the distance)
ABRA: (confused) Yes, well, I'll just be heading in...
JIGGLYPUFF: Yes, now I can show you my true skill!
ABRA: Er, what would... that be?
JIGGLYPUFF: Why, isn't it obvious? I'll help you get to sleep tonight,
okay?
ABRA: Um... All right, I guess...
(Raichu carries the bags into the lab, walking past Jynx)
RAICHU: Things should get interesting now, ay?
JYNX: Oh, shut your mouth! I'll see you in the morning. (walks inside)
RAICHU: Hmph... (looks back at wagon) Jynx! (wagon flips over, and he
walks inside, satisfied)
SCENE: Inside Castle von Pokenstein (massive main hall with a fantastic
double chandelier above. Abra and Jigglypuff are staring in wonder, and
Jynx is looking at them with her arms crossed)
JYNX: Are you impressed? Your ancestors had it built as you see it.
ABRA: Absolutely astounding! Almost makes me wish I'd been closer to
uncle Alakazam...
JIGGLYPUFF: I'm so tired. Where's our rooms, Jynx?
JYNX: Upstairs, of course. Be very careful, though. Those stairs have
been known to be... treacherous...
ABRA: Screw them, I never trust stairs anyway. (Grabs Jigglypuff's arm
and teleports them to the top of the stairs) Ah, the convenience of
being a psychic...
(They walk down the hall to a series of doors)
ABRA: I wonder which it is? (tries a door, but finds it to be a fake
one) How odd. (Tries another, which opens to reveal Raichu. The sight
makes Abra jump back in shock)
RAICHU: What? I sleep in here! Yeesh, can't get any privacy around
here... (closes closet door)
ABRA: Um, let's keep looking. (Tries another door, and the handle breaks
off as he tries to open it) Er... (Tries another, with similar results)
DOESN'T ANY DOOR IN THIS HOUSE WORK?! (Tries one last door, which opens
easily, and he tumbles into the room, falling face-first on the floor)
Don't... say... anything...
JIGGLYPUFF: (catching up with him) That was rather interesting! I'm not
sure if I want to find my own room, now...
ABRA: (nervously) Er... I guess you could sleep in here tonight...
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, an excellent idea! Now I can show you my special talent!
ABRA: (very nervously) Um, yes... I guess... you... er, can... (backs
towards bed)
JIGGLYPUFF: Okay, lay down and get comfy, I'll be back in a second.
(Abra lays down on bed, very nervous, and gets undressed. He gets under
the covers, and waits for Jigglypuff to return)
JIGGLYPUFF: (holding a microphone) Now, I can show you what a singer I am!
ABRA: Wh, what?! You...? (Jigglypuff starts to sing) I mean... um...
I... me... an... zzzz... (Abra is fast asleep in no time)
JIGGLYPUFF: Hehehe, like a child. (Lays down on the end of the bed and
sleeps)
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Title: Young Pokenstein Part I: Introductions
File Name: young_pokenstein_01.txt
Author: Sky Render
Rating: PG
Size: 8KB
Type: fanfic
Action: none
Added: 10-17-99
Read by: Racso
Description: Abra Pekenstien is summoned to Castle von Pokenstein after
his uncle was killed by his latest creation.
===========================================================================
This is my first script lemon, so bear with me, if you will. And I'm
sure it's obvious what movie I'm spoofing here (if you've seen it, of
course). Enjoy, if that's possible...
Young Pokenstein
Yet another fanfic/lemon by Sky Render... Or is it?
PART I: Introductions
SCENE: Pokestein's Lab (a very messy and cluttered area, with a large
ammount of books just lying around, and a large experimentation table
in the middle of the room)
DR. POKENSTEIN (an Alakazam): I've... I'VE DONE IT!!! I've made the
ultimate pokemon! With the strength of a Rhydon, and the psychic power
of a Kadabra, I have made... Rhydabra!
RHYDABRA (waking up): Urgh... oooh... Where am I? Who am I?
DR. POKENSTEIN: Yes, awaken, my proud child! You are my greatest and
most prized...
RHYDABRA: Shut the fuck up! My head...!
DR. POKENSTEIN: Huh? How rude! I'll just have to put you back to
sleep!
RHYDABRA: I don't think so, asshole! I'm outta here! (heads for door)
DR. POKENSTEIN: You can't leave! I won't allow it! (runs over and
blocks door)
RHYDABRA: Outta my way, runt! (rams Dr. Pokenstein)
DR. POKENSTEIN: Eeep! (faints)
(Rhydabra runs off towards the town. A few minutes later, Dr.
Pokenstein's lab assistant enters the lab)
JYNX (With a German accent): Doctor! Are you all right?
DR. POKENSTEIN (concious again): Oh, my! No, I'm not... Please, Jynx,
go and find my nephew, Abra Pokenstein, that I have summoned him...
(drops to the floor, dead)
JYNX: No! Doctor! I shall honor your final wish, then! (nods to dead
body, then leaves)
SCENE: Docks of Pokevania (a dark and gritty night. Abra Pokenstein
leans against a lamp post, who's light is a dim yellow. A strange and
disfigured Raichu walks up to him)
RAICHU: Are you Ahbray Pohkenshtein?
ABRA: No, I'm Abra Pokenstein!
RAICHU: Are you related to Dr. Alakazam Pohkenshtein?
ABRA: Reluctantly, but yes...
RAICHU: Walk this way, then... (Starts hobbling off towards a nearby
ship. Abra hobbles after him)
ABRA: I hope you don't mind me asking, but where in the bloody world
are we going?
RAICHU: Your uncle, Dr. Alakazam, died a few days ago. He was attacked
by his own monster, and we found him bleeding on his lab floor. His
final request was that we summon you. So that's what I'm doing.
ABRA (who's stopped hobbling): What?! I'm not going to the castle! I
hate that place!
RAICHU: Suit yourself. Your uncle was incredibly rich, though...
ABRA: No he wasn't! He dug up dead pokemon's graves, and assembled
monsters out of them!
RAICHU: Eh, that was a side business, actually. His main profession
was actually selling potted petunias to travellers, but it didn't turn
out too well after the Petunia Drought of 1950...
ABRA: He made a lot of money... selling PETUNIAS?!
RAICHU: I'm told he's got over $10 billion saved up. He was a very
persistent petunia salesman...
ABRA (sighing): All right, let's go!
(They board a wagon, which has an inhabitant, a very attractive young
female Jigglypuff)
JIGGLYPUFF: Hello, would you like to help me lay some carpet?
ABRA: Wh, what?!
JIGGLYPUFF: I'm laying carpet in the back of this wagon. Would you
mind extremely if I asked you to help?
(Just then, Abra sees she has carpenter's nails in one hand, and nails
in another, and that the floor of the wagon has some carpeting)
ABRA: Um, sure... (Gets in wagon)
(And so, Abra helped Jigglypuff lay some carpet down as they travelled
to Pokenstein castle)
SCENE: Pokenstein Castle Entrance (Very large castle, almost ludicrously
so. Abra and the others exit the wagon)
ABRA: Well, that was invigorating! Shall we go inside?
RAICHU: Yes. Walk this way... (Starts hobbling towards door, and the
other two do so as well)
ABRA (noticing the door knockers): What knockers!
(Door opens, Jynx steps out)
JYNX: Why... thank you...
ABRA: Huh? Eeek! What the heck is that thing?
JYNX: I'm offended, sir! I am your lab assistant, Jynx. (sound of a
wagon overturning in the distance)
ABRA: I... see... Hmm, well... Shall we get situated, then?
RAICHU: Yes... I'll be down in my closet, if anyone needs me. (starts to
walk past Jynx)
JYNX: Not so fast, mister. You've gotta help with the baggage!
RAICHU: (grumbles) All right! Stupid Jynx! (sound of another wagon
turning over in the distance)
ABRA: (confused) Yes, well, I'll just be heading in...
JIGGLYPUFF: Yes, now I can show you my true skill!
ABRA: Er, what would... that be?
JIGGLYPUFF: Why, isn't it obvious? I'll help you get to sleep tonight,
okay?
ABRA: Um... All right, I guess...
(Raichu carries the bags into the lab, walking past Jynx)
RAICHU: Things should get interesting now, ay?
JYNX: Oh, shut your mouth! I'll see you in the morning. (walks inside)
RAICHU: Hmph... (looks back at wagon) Jynx! (wagon flips over, and he
walks inside, satisfied)
SCENE: Inside Castle von Pokenstein (massive main hall with a fantastic
double chandelier above. Abra and Jigglypuff are staring in wonder, and
Jynx is looking at them with her arms crossed)
JYNX: Are you impressed? Your ancestors had it built as you see it.
ABRA: Absolutely astounding! Almost makes me wish I'd been closer to
uncle Alakazam...
JIGGLYPUFF: I'm so tired. Where's our rooms, Jynx?
JYNX: Upstairs, of course. Be very careful, though. Those stairs have
been known to be... treacherous...
ABRA: Screw them, I never trust stairs anyway. (Grabs Jigglypuff's arm
and teleports them to the top of the stairs) Ah, the convenience of
being a psychic...
(They walk down the hall to a series of doors)
ABRA: I wonder which it is? (tries a door, but finds it to be a fake
one) How odd. (Tries another, which opens to reveal Raichu. The sight
makes Abra jump back in shock)
RAICHU: What? I sleep in here! Yeesh, can't get any privacy around
here... (closes closet door)
ABRA: Um, let's keep looking. (Tries another door, and the handle breaks
off as he tries to open it) Er... (Tries another, with similar results)
DOESN'T ANY DOOR IN THIS HOUSE WORK?! (Tries one last door, which opens
easily, and he tumbles into the room, falling face-first on the floor)
Don't... say... anything...
JIGGLYPUFF: (catching up with him) That was rather interesting! I'm not
sure if I want to find my own room, now...
ABRA: (nervously) Er... I guess you could sleep in here tonight...
JIGGLYPUFF: Oh, an excellent idea! Now I can show you my special talent!
ABRA: (very nervously) Um, yes... I guess... you... er, can... (backs
towards bed)
JIGGLYPUFF: Okay, lay down and get comfy, I'll be back in a second.
(Abra lays down on bed, very nervous, and gets undressed. He gets under
the covers, and waits for Jigglypuff to return)
JIGGLYPUFF: (holding a microphone) Now, I can show you what a singer I am!
ABRA: Wh, what?! You...? (Jigglypuff starts to sing) I mean... um...
I... me... an... zzzz... (Abra is fast asleep in no time)
JIGGLYPUFF: Hehehe, like a child. (Lays down on the end of the bed and
sleeps)
--
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Chapter End Notes:
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended, and is applicable for all consecutive chapters that follow.