AGNPH Stories
 

Unfair Disadvantage by feircedeity

 

Tequilla Twist

All my life I have been plagued by doctors. I'm not sick or anything, but still, doctors constantly tested me, made me do embarrassing things, like run on treadmills while connected to many cords. In the end, nothing good came out of it.


"La quiva?" When I first started traveling, Felicia was only a Cyndaquil. After about a year and a half of training, she evoloved. Normally, Cyndaquils evolve after two and a half to four years, but Felicia was a fast learner.

"Morning Felicia. D-Did you make breakfast? I smell coffee too!" Falicia gave a closed-eye smile, and nodded. Good for you. What did you make?

"La, la qui valava." She held up a plate, on it was an omelet with a wide assortment of ingredients. Beside it was some bacon, and a slice of toast. Also, on the table, there was a steaming cup of coffee.

"Felicia, I have no Idea what I would do without you." We sat across from each other, in the crappy motel room. Together we ate our breakfasts.

"So, are you ready for the battle today? Remember. It isn't extremely important. It's just a battle. We aren't going to the legue, I just want to know if we can ge a badge." We had scheduled a battle with Roxanne, who lead the gym in the town where we were staying.

"Quila va laqui la."

"I hope you're saying you're ready." She nodded with a smile.

After breakfast, Felicity and I set out to the gym. It was about an hour walk. There was a light rain, but nothing horrid. I could see blue sky to the west of the clouds, and the blue was growing. The clouds were blowing away, meaning the rain would end.

"Quiva lavala quila?" Over time with Felicia, I had learned some of her vocab. Still, I didn't know much.

"Oh, I'm just looking at the weather. I'm so excited for today! Remember now, Roxanne's pokemon are rock type. You're my only pokemon, so we have to do our best. I don't want you to get injured, and trust me, if it gets to that, I'll be beating the shit out of her pokes." Felicia was laughing at the comment.

After a long silence we arrived at the gym.

"Name?"

"Ha---"

"Never mind, it's not important. We normally take names for lineups, but there aren't any today. Head through the next two doors, than the door on your left."

"Tha--"

"Just go."

"O-Okay..." Not only was the building cold, but the receptionist was too.

"La quiva quila valaquila!" She was bouncing up and down, with a huge smile on her face, as we got closer to the arena.

"I'm guessing you're as excited as I am."

"La la la quiva, la la!" She giggled more.

We opened the door, to almost complete vacancy, except for one single person sitting in a chair on the opposite wall, about two hundred feet away. This arena was larger than most, but fairly ordinary.

"Well well! I see we have a challenger! It's been a while! Do you need any time to prepare?"

"Not really, no."

"How many pokemon do you have, and what are they?"

"Just Felicia here."

"Just one? And fire? HA! What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm just seeing how strong we are. Are you ready?"

"Hell yeah. Go! Geodude!" She threw a pokeball faster than I could blink."

"Felicia! Flamethrower!" Her neck and upper back ignited in her fiery quills, and than she blew fire at the geodude. The geodude collapsed onto the ground, and she continued, walking closer to the geodude. When she was finished, the Geodude was out cold on the floor.

"What the fu--"

"Holy crap..." I was clueless to the power that Felicia had, that neither of us knew of.

"Nosepass! Go!" She threw another pokeball into the air, which bursted with light, and out came a nosepass. An ugly nosepass. "Nosepass! Rock Tomb!"

"Felicia! Dodge that, than, uh, another flamethrower!" She jumped, rolled quickly as a barrage of rock landed where she was standing. She blew another flamethrower at the nosepass, and not letting it down. When she finnished, she was completely out of breath. The nosepass was out cold on the floor.

"What the hell! Two KO's! That's bullshit."

"Hey, I had no clue that this would happen. Well, anyway, I think you have a badge for me?"

"Oh shut up. Take the damn thing." She threw it lightly at me. I took it, and put it in my pocket.

"I think... I think we'll head out now."

"Just go." Hmm. What a cold place.

We left the building, to a bright sunny day. It was about eleven thirty.

"So. What do we do now?"

"Laquila."

"What does that mean.?" She pointed to her ear.

"Laquila."

"I don't follow. What, you mean it sounds like what you're saying?" She nodded.

"La quila." I thought for a sec.

"I don't... Wait. Taquilla?" I guessed that maybe she wanted that, but it was out of her character.

"Quiva la valaqui lava." She nodded, and said something, but I'm not sure what it was.

"I'll take that as a yes. You're on."

"La quilava qui..." At first, I thought there might have been something wrong, but knowing there wasn't much to go wrong, I asked anyway.

"What's up? Are you okay?"

"Va..." She bursted into light, and grew and stretched.

"Oh my god! You're evolving! This is so awesome!" She stretched and contorted, and was glowing. It didn't last long, and when she was finnished, she was still the same Felicia.

"Typhlosion. Ty phlotysion." She pressed her paw against her forhead for a sec, than continued to walk, almost as if nothing happened.

"Felicia! You evolved! This is so great! Give me a hug!" She smiled, pulled me in for a hug, and squeezed me tight. "Damn. One problem."

"Ty?" It was a minor, yet important problem.

"I wont understand ANYTHING you say. Well, I guess we can work on it over Taquilla.


I never did expect to evolve, but well, I did. Also, something I never had done was drink alcohol. It never seemed important to me, and I'm sure I was too young, but what the hey, a celebration's a celebration.

At about six 'o' clock we headed to a local bar. I didn't really know what to expect, but I knew we had a long night ahead of us. There was a bouncer at the door, who seemed almost tipsy.

"Hello there. Pet's aren't really allowed."

"Don't worry, she aint a pet. She's drinking too."

"Um... Alright. C'mon in." . The bar was medium full, and chatty. We headed to the counter, and to the bar stools. There were four empty ones in a row, so we took the middle two. Nobody seemed to notice us, or if they did, they didn't care.

"Two shots of tequilla please!" Almost instantly after she said this, two small cups slid down the table, and in front of us. I was about to drink my glass, but I was interupted.

"Wait, wait, wait. We gotta make this special." We each grabbed a glass, and we put the glasses to eachothers mouths, similar to the way humans do at their weddings, with forks of cake.

"Okay, three, two, one." We both shot back the fluid. It was vile and rather gross tasting. It reminded me of melted plastic. I coughed.

"Phlo ty phlo sionty." I was trying to say how bad it tasted, but there wasn't much of a point.

"Two more... Fuck, send over the whole bottle!"

Later that night, around midnight, we headed back to the hotel. Apparently, we were 'shitfaced,' as the tipsy bouncer called us. We immediately headed off to bed, and were sound asleep.


"We've done so many tests. We have no answers. This makes no sense!"

"How can there be no answer? For god's sake, how is it even possible? The child has a serious problem!"

"Hey! I'm right here! Talk to ME, I want to know too. It's not a problem either. It's a gift........."

"*Gasp!* Damn doctors are plaguing my dreams too." I awoke to smoke and fire. This was something I never expected. The fire was coming in through the window, with a lot of smoke. The fire caught on the ceiling, and spread quick. Eventually the ceiling burnt until it was completely gone. I immediately awoke Felicia, who was sound asleep. At this point, the tequilla had worn off, and I was feeling fine, aside from the fire and smoke.

I awoke at about five or six in the morning, to smoke, and flames. I looked up to see our room engulfed in flames, coming from the window. The fire spread quickly, burning the ceiling until it was gone. I awoke Felicia quick. I heard a crack, and as I looked up, a beam fell and landed on Felicia. The board vigorously on fire, and was heavy. Felicia was struggling and moaning in pain. I quickly ran to the beam, and grabbed it, even though it was on fire. I pulled the beam off of her, than threw it aside. I looked at my hands, which were just in fire. They were completely unharmed, just as I expected, as I was immune to fire. I had been since I was born. No one knew why, and doctors loved me for it.

"Are you okay?"

"Sion ty phlo." She nodded and rubbed her right wrist. I looked into her eyes, which were beautiful. For a Typhlosion, Felicia was very feminine. She had larger eyelashes, and a very faint feminesque figure. It wasn't until than that I realized that she was stunning. I just looked in her eyes, as flamse engulfed around us. I brought her close, and our lips met. I was so confused. At first I thought It was still the taquilla, but It was definitely more than that. After a short while of our loving kiss, we both pulled away at the same time, and looked to our lefts, than she pulled me back in for another kiss. After about forty-five seconds, we felt the floor drop somewhat, and than we heard a loud crack amongst the roaring flames.

"Time to go." We both calmly walked out of the room, down the hall, than down the stairs and to the front door. we were the last two out." When we were outside, there were firetrucks, and firefighters spraying the fire, and one came rushing to us.

"What's your name?" I wasn't sure why he asked this, but I complied.

"Hanna Fletcher."

"Are you okay miss? You were in there for quite a while.

"Oh god, I could go back in. I'm immune to fire.

"What? What the hell does that mean?"

"It means fire and all things associated with it does nothing to me."

"That makes no sense."

"You're telling me."

"Well anyway. Come with me, We're taking you to another hotel."

"Um, okay." He took us into a police car, and drove us about a minuet and a half to another boring-ass hotel, and we got out. He lead us to the lobby, where he got us a key for a medium sized room. He left, and Felicia and I headed for the elevator. In the elevator, Felicia and I made little eye contact, but there was no awkwardness. The elevator was a long one too. After a long bought of silence, I just had to make a comment, which probably changed everything between Felicia and I, but at the same time, was kind of funny.

"Are you as wet as I am right now?" She laughed than nodded yes. As the elevator dinged, we brought our mouths together, and together, joined, we made a slow break for our door, which was at the end of the hall. When we got into the room, and we stood at the foot of the bed. We kissed almost violently, and I slowly pushed her onto the bed with my left hand, and with my right hand, I forced two of my fingers into her, and massaged her. Suddenly, we both fell onto the bed. I broke the kiss, and pulled my hand out, as she sat up. With a fierce look, a put the two fingers in my mouth, than I went on to take my shirt off and rolled over so that I was on the bed, and she was at the foot of my bed. I quickly yanked my mini-skirt off and threw it to the floor. Felicia lowered down, and took the only lingerie I had left in my teeth, and slowly pulled the last bit of cloth down my legs, and eventually off, never breaking eye contact. I laid back on the bed, and relaxed, as she began to slowly, and savoringly lick me, like I hadn't been licked before. Actually, I hadn't been licked before, so there you go. I quickly leaned up and grabbed Felicia, which seemed to startle her, and pulled her up to me, and began to kiss her again. One thing that caught me off guard was the fact that I could taste myself on her, but It wasn't unpleasant. I sat up and pushed her onto her back, than she rolled over, displaying a part of her I had never set eyes on in my life. In fact, I had never even thought of them. Her anatomy was different than a humans. Her 'lips' were slightly more round, smaller and there was less of a slit. When not being exposed, it is completely inviable in her fur. I was about to put my mouth to her, but she beat me to it. I than continued what I started and placed my lips against her, which didn't startle her, but got her attention. She lightly bit my clit, but not hard. In fact, it felt really really good. I proceeded to push my tongue into her, which made her twitch and moan, and eventually more fluid dripped out of her. Oh the pleasure. I pulled out my tongue and started to lick her clit, which was larger than mine, and not did I feel great, I found it fun discovering something really new. Before this little encounter, I never once found myself attracted to anything female. In fact, when I was younger, I would talk boys with my friends. Another thing was that I never found myself attracted to anything other than human men. But, whatever. After about fifteen minuets of exploration, I felt a build up of pleasure, which eventually, well, exploded. I had experienced many orgasms in my time, but never once had a 'squirted' as the call it. Well, in this case, squirt is a small word. Sprayed would work better probably. Felicia stopped licking me, and panted twice. I than gave her one final lick that went from the top of her pussy to right near her ass. She than acted a replica of what I had just done previously to her. She sprayed my face like it was on fire. Speaking of fire, I'm sure there was fire in there somewhere, but I can't quite remember. She than crawled back up to my face, where we had one final kiss before falling asleep.


The next day, Hanna and I didn't get up until about one 'o' clock in the afternoon, even though we were awake. We mostly hugged and cuddled the entire time. I never felt more loved in my entire life.

"So, what do you want to do today?" Knowing I couldn't really tell her, I signaled with my hands. I put two fingers up in the air, pointing down, and them look like a walking person, than pointed outside towards the park.

"Walk in the park? sounds good. Lemmie get dressed." She gathered her clothes from around the room, as she was still nude from the night before. She put her shirt on, which was slightly ratted from the fire the night before, and than her mini-skirt. She than grabbed her panties, put one toe through the fabric, than stopped.

"Fuck it." She through them over her shoulder. "Let's go." I laughed at her decision.

We got to the park, and it was mildly busy with people running, walking their pokes, and what have you. We walked through the path, sightseeing, and just having fun. I almost felt like a couple with Hanna. After a while we were starting to get tired, and we sat down at a park bench. Behind us was a couple trees and a small pond. In front of us was a very small field, and more benches with a small forest behind them. On the one of the benches was a Gardevoir and a man. We didn't take much note of them, and there was something about them that kept getting my attention, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

"God this park is beautiful. I never knew it was here either. Oh well." She turned and looked at me, and we both staired into eachother's eyes for a short while. Eventually, we couldn't help ourselves. We gave eachother a short kiss, and broke it off, in fear for onlookers. No one seemed to care though, and I didn't understand why, until I looked across to the other benches. There was the Gardevoir and the man, just, well, making out. That's the only way I can put it. It sounds cliche, but it truly is the only way I can put it.

"Phlo tysion phlo typhlo!" I got Hanna's Attention, and pointed at the couple.

"Well looky at that. Never thought I'd see that. Let's go say hi!" I was quite happy that day, for reasons quite obvious.

"Hello, My name..."

"Oh god no. No more of you people! I'm tired of being interviewed, or lectured, or freaking preached at!"

"No, no, no, no, no! Let me finish! My name is Hanna, and I saw you two together and..."

"And what? What is it?"

"Holy crap! Telepathy! That's rare."

"Yeah yeah. You were saying."

"And, well..." She reached over to me and grabbed me by the shoulders, and dipped me down like a dance, and gave me a bigger kiss than any we had met the last night.
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"But you're both... Um... Well, whatever floats your boat. Come, come, lets talk. We have a place about a mile from here. Oh, my name's Jake, and she's Sophia." After that, we walked and talked small talk until we arrived. It wasn't the most amazing place, but it was better than the dump that got burnt down the last night.

"Hey, I never asked. What's with the burnt clothes?"

"You know that hotel that burnt down last night?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, we were the last ones out."

"Holy crap, I was there, I watched it burn. You were those two that got out just before it collapsed?"

"Yeah... It collapsed?"

"Yeah. How'd you survive."

"Yeah here we go. Don't ask but... Actually, do you mind if I show you?"

"Yeah sure!"

"Will you two stop saying yeah?!?"

"Yeah sure. Ha ha!" Sophia smacked Jake.

I rolled up my sleeve. "Felicia? Wanna give me a flamethrower?"

"Phlo sionty phloty."

"She says no problem." That was the first time my words had ever been translated.

"Thanks. Okay, go." I blew a nice toasty Flamethrower, just as she asked. She held her arm out, and put it in the flames, for about ten seconds.

"Holy crap! Are you okay?" She put her arm out in front of Sophia and Jake.

"Totally fine. I'm immune to fire, and I, or no one for that matter, knows why, and I don't care why, so don't ask.

"Um, okay." The elevator dinged. We walked along the hall, about four doors down, and to the left was a door that had 805 written on it. Sophia, the Gardevoir, grabbed a key from her purse, and unlocked the door. It wasn't long until something was said.

"Flea! Get offa there!" There was a creature that looked somewhat like a flygon, but not really. The most noticeable thing was the fact that it's eyes were just solid red. No red barrier, just red eyes. It was on top of the television, napping. "That's Flea, er, Frances. Mia and Kio's child." She pointed to a girl, who must have been sixteen or seventeen, and a Flygon, who were sitting on the couch. The room smelled similar to a hotel room, just not one that was on fire.

"I'm up. Flea, come here. Come say hi to our guests... Who are they again?"

"Never said. This is Hanna, and this is Felicia."

"Hello, my name is Frances." The cute child flew to her mother.

"I'm Mia, and this is Kio."

"Gon, gonlfygon fly." He nodded.

"Well, that's everybody. So where are you from?"

"Jhoto."

"Ah say no more. What brings you to Rustboro?"

"I'm not here to bore you. Trust me, our story isn't interesting, or at least until last night."

"Oh?"

"I'll let Felicia tell the story, seeing as how she has someone to talk to for once. Sophia, you don't mind translating do you?" I felt honored that she decided to let me talk for once. It reminded me why I loved her.

"Oh, no problem!"

(This is in poketongue, but for ease, I'll write in English.) "Well, for the past while, Hanna and I trained to get a badge. We trained quite a bit, and decided to challenge the gym in the first town where we thought we were ready." Sophia was translating to English as I spoke. "That would be here. Knowing full well that Roxanne's pokemon are rock, we thought we'd be up for a challenge. Long story short, I KO'd both of her pokes. None of us saw it coming. That night, to celebrate, we went out for taquilla, and whatnot, and we had fun. Much later that night, this morning for that matter, the hotel caught fire, and it had engulfed us before we could even get up. At that point, the alcohol had worn off. Also, lucky for us, I'm a fire Pokemon, and fire doesn't hurt me, and for some reason, unbenounced to us, Hanna is immune to fire. A beam fell out of the ceiling and landed on me. I was pinned and couldn't move, and to my rescue came Hanna. When she saved me, I looked in her eyes, and I knew, for some reason, we were meant together. When we got to our other hotel, things got hot. We..."

"Abupbup! Keep it PG rated! There's a kid here. Speaking of which, Frances! Bed!"

"But, I, ... Ah screw it."

"Watch your language." She went of to bed.

"Oh, right." I looked over at Hanna, who's eyes were wattering like a tap. I felt so loved.

"I think we Felicia and I may stay here for a week or two. I like it here, and Felicia seems to as well."

"Well, that sounds good to me. I'm going to go to bed here soon, I have to go to work early in the morning."

"You go to work? Where?"

"I teach a dance class."

"Oh cool!"

"Okay you two, I wanna know what you're talking about. Ah, it doesn't matter. C'mon Felicia, I'm beat. Let's go back to the motel."

"Typhloty?"

"She says are you sure?"

"Yup."

"Come by tomorrow. I want to see you guys again. Sorry, you GIRLS again. Haha!"

"Hardy har. My god! It's eleven 'o' clock!"

"Time flies."

"Damn, I never got to hear your guys's stories. Well, that'll be for tomorrow."

We left for the motel, and due to the mixed timing in the morning, I was tired. By the time we were near the motel, I was dozing in and out.

"Oh my I need to sleep something major." We were walking slow. I looked up and smelt a familiar smell.

"Phlo typhlo!" I signaled to Hanna.

"You're shitting me! Not again! What the f..." She was cut of by a loud roar. The motel was burning to the ground.
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    The Wild-Card!
    Reviewer: Captain_Dragonuv
    Date:Aug 13 2013 Chapter:Tequilla Twist
    Something tells me that Hanna and Felicia are being followed by a Houndoom. Or Entie.

    And a character list--like at the start of Chapter2--wud have been nice.