I need to give this two a rest already.


Also, FUCKED UP LIGHTING, GO!

oh god awesome

By how messy they are, they might NEED a rest :B

But they shouldn't >:| (Great work)

You, sir, are 32 flavors of awesome.
Serpent sex FTW!

A W E S O M E

Yes!

Purple poison serpent spooge! :O
Great work. :D

I DEMAND MORE OF THIS

RITE MEOW

I'm not physically capable of loving you any more than I do now, what more do you want? :(

This is too delicious n.n

"Hoooo... I just don't know. I sometimes get the feeling that
I'm becoming trapped in my own reputation..."
------------------------------------------------------------
"I mean when people think of me, all they see is a horrible
rape demon. 'Oh no! Look out, it's that demon guy! We
gunna git raped!'. But I'm not just 'rape rape rape'
ALL the time! I have other hobbies too!"
------------------------------------------------------------
"You know what I mean?"

lmao

:lol: Lmfao! That's awesome!

ha ha ha hah

his other hobbies consist of: butchering and skinning.

>>continued...
PH and Error take a few steps back from the centrifuge as the machine slowly buzzes to life. The computer tower beeps a few times, sending the cylindrical compartment into a spin. PH watches silently while clenching his fists, Error jumping back further as the machine begins to shudder violently. Muffled shrieks and screams emit from the centrifuge, the entire metal case clambering around noisily.

This goes on for a minute or so until the ethereal howls begin to die down, the shaking slowly calming as well. Finally, the machine lets out a slightly garbled beep as it comes to a stop. The centrifuge hisses faintly, a bit of smoke rising out of it, appearing to have been damaged.

"Is it...?" Error asks while stepping toward the machine again, the flashlight on the counter shining up at them.

"I believe we've made ourselves a cure!" PH says triumphantly. Error can only imagine the smug smile spread across PH's face... if he even has one under there...

PH opens up the centrifuge, waving off a puff of smoke that rises out. He picks up the round Centrifuge Tray, containing six Glowing Red Syringes filled with Strange Counter-Agent.

"Oh wow..." Error reaches for one, quickly withdrawing his hand when he finds them to be rather hot to the touch. They even seem to be humming silently as they softly vibrate in PH's grasp.

"Ready to go fox hunting?" PH says with an aggressive tone, lowering the tip of his helmet. Error grins back at him and nods.

You commented before I posted again! STOP WITH THE TIME PARADOXES D8

EDIT: or does the picture really show up before I finish typing out the story part? :u

EDIT EDIT: but anyways, about that...
>>Get the heck out of Dodge before Eon brings down the roof in the Dual Corridor thing.

G-DUN-N-N-N!!!

"What the hell was-?" Error jumps and looks around. The entire room shakes suddenly, causing little bits of the ceiling to crumble down to the floor.

PH looks up at the ceiling, a chunk of concrete clanking off of his helmet. "...shit."

(Edited on March 26, 2009, 10:59 pm)

How the hell does that fawks manage to bring down ceilings like that anyway?
Does he like carry around a few kilos of semtex or something?

Also
>Duck and cover.

foxy has slight gel abilities, so thin tail, insert into crack and expand it to widen cracks and destabilize structures (also,knock fox unconscious and stab medicine into heart! cure him to regain his fire powers!)

"EDIT: ...part? :u"
Kinda. It's sort of haxx0r. When you finish the pic, before you finish and submit the comment/description, it won't be displayed here, but it does show up in your profile and in [url:http://agn.ph/oekaki/index.php?a_match=Whiskers]your posts.[/url] If I go to your posts(Which, as I've mentioned, is url saved as a Favorite I use to get to this site), I can see the pic with a blank(or "...") description and I'm able to comment on it. Upon submitting the comment, however, I'm sent back here, where your pic is still hidden, but if you go back to your posts, it's posted, prior to your description post time.

Anyway, I only posted it prior to you finishing because I saw you had already made a new pic, so it might have been missed if I posted on the last picture. (Thus the quote from the last picture)

(Edited on March 27, 2009, 3:48 pm)

>>Head inside and proceed through the door on the right. Use the ID card to get through the Dual-Lock corridor and enter the Chem. Labs.
PH and Error do just that! They use the Facility Lead IDs to bypass the Dual Lock Corridor and both head into the Chemical Labs.

"Yeesh..." PH flicks on the Flashlight and looks around the room, "Nice atmosphere huh? Must've been pretty eerie for Whiskers to be in here alone."

"..." Error frowns and rubs at his swollen shoulder, clenching his giant clawed hand. "Let's get to work."

Look fer dem syringes.

>>Look fer dem syringes.
Sure enough, just as Whiskers said, there's a box of syringes over on the far corner of the counter. An odd machine rests upon the middle of the counter as well, most likely the centrifuge mentioned in Jones' Journal...

PH takes out the metal tray full of blood vials and sets it on the table, then looks the centrifuge over to see if it's operational. Meanwhile, Error checks out the box of syringes. There are plenty here, and they look unused... Lucky break, huh- er...

Error shakes his head and grunts to himself. Just saying that word is freaky now... Shivering slightly in the cold of the room, Error takes out a bundle of capped Syringes and sets them on the counter opposite PH.

"Looks like it's still usable." PH notes, standing back from the centrifuge. He turns back toward Error and they both nod to each other.

Is it possible that 9_6 has recovered already? :O
Also, don't remember centrifuge. Have to go read through them again. >.>

Think about how lucky you are that there are no iron filings inside you or ph would have killed you as mercilessly as he did it to the poor wooly willy toy.
You mustn't trust this geometrically-headed fellow or you'll run out of luck!

>>Get one syringe for each infected, then fill each syringe with some of ye flask, and mix the blood samples in the different needles. Make sure to label each shot on whose blood sample it has. Even make one for eon.
Rapedemon and Mutantvee both get to work on concocting this counter agent that just might save their lives...

Error places Ye Flask on the counter now, the Flask still faintly wobbling from the odd perpetual motion the Mixed Strange Medicine has started. Holding Ye Flask steady, Error lets PH take each of the syringes and fill them all equally. Ye Flask empties as 6 syringes fill half way with swirling liquid...

"Why exactly is it doing that anyway?" Error raises an eyebrow at the shaking syringes.

"Er... Well, its DNA isn't exactly agreeing with the ingredients. That's kind of the point..." PH explains while trying to concentrate on keeping the syringes steady, which were all wobbling and clinking together on the counter. Error felt a little queasy at the thought of injecting this crap into everyone's hearts...

"So what next?"
"Hand me the vial marked 14."

Error nods and picks up the small vial... The blood was quite a bit darker than the others, and even had some kind of dark smokey aura floating around the outside of the glass... it felt unusually warm for the chilly surroundings... Error hands it to PH, who begins to carefully dip the tip of each needle in and suck up a small portion of 14's Dark Blood.

"Might wanna hold these." PH says as he quickly hands Error each syringe one by one. They're literally gurgling and thrashing like some tiny rabid animal were locked inside. Once PH puts the last bit of Dark Blood into the last syringe, he begins to take the Subject Vials. "Careful now..."

Error was sweating at this point despite the chill of the room. The two of them start pulling the Subject Blood into the syringes, all the while struggling to keep them steady. Each time they fill a Syringe, they take the label off of the corresponding Vial and stick it on the new container.

Finally they've combined all of the ingredients, but these Cure Syringes are taking on a life of their own! "Centrifuge, now!" PH says, almost shouting. They cap off the needles and set them into the machine on the counter. Error swears he was hearing faint growls and shrieking coming from the Syringes as the machine vibrated slightly from its shaking passengers.

PH punches in a few buttons on the side of the centrifuge, closes the top and stands back. Error blinks and quickly follows, if Pyramid Head had to stand back, he probably should too.

It's the candy corn!
Quick hide your feet!

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE EON SHADOWNESS!?
also caps

No. :P But it does look QUITE a bit like PH and Error. >.>;;;
Also, is that supposed to be Lil' [strike]Whisk[/strike] Plague-y on the very edge there? If so, it doesn't match the shadow. If you zoom in far enough you can see the puppet's glowing red eyes in the shadow. ;)

(Edited on March 26, 2009, 6:51 pm)

C'mon what happened to your 2 pics a day ratio?
I hope you didn't cut that down just because some people were whining?
1 pic a day is like... 2 episodes of dbz content-wise.

you scared her off with whiskers 2.0, 9_6

Or I'm just having trouble planning out the next couple sequences / taking a slight breather :< (Also yes Whisk 2.0 is pretty freaky D8)

btw that looks kinda like a bloody, pointy nose doesn't it?

what exactly is stopping eon from going back and taking in the rest of whiskers

^Eon doesn't know that Whiskers is in that chamber. He probably just made the assumption that she was with Error and PH.

EDIT: Or what Whiskers said in the post beneath this one.

>>what exactly is stopping eon from going back and taking in the rest of whiskers
Something else may be on their to-do list... Maybe something has to be taken out of the way before they can continue what they started...

Wat I thought u liek =^w^=2.0
maybe I'll just have to slap more cocks on her :rolleyes:

Wait, who was 14 again?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2110770

Sola love carrots!

(Edited on March 25, 2009, 10:19 pm)

Hey you're from Papayakitty :o

nomnomnom

Yeah, I've been here for a long time though.

Carrots are yummy :3

Yes they are.

So I herd u liek tails?
I herd u liek dolls?

Please, I'm begging you, stop this horrible creature.

oh my :3c

also I'm so sorry Wind D:

What's wrong with necrophilic, multiboobed, nippleeyed rapekittens that crawl on the ceiling on the tips of their dicknipples? :Y

EVERYTHING.

>"What's wrong with..."
What's wrong? Well, it starts with "necro" and ends with "dicknipples." X_x;

(Edited on March 25, 2009, 4:16 pm)

I'm enjoying this alternate Whiskers. If only she'd rape Lunamew. >:)

@Scarlet Pikachu:

For the love of god, don't give 9_6 any ideas... D:

I want him to have AltWhiskers here rape Lunamew!

I don't think there is nearly enough blasphemy on this thing.
The end of it's tail needs to be a snake, for vore purposes :barf:

Then again, I brows gurochan- SO THIS ISN'T PHASING ME MUCH AT ALL.

OMFG YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GIVE HIM SPIKES(radially symmetrical, of course) AROUND ALL THE DICKS!!!!!!1!1111!

Oh lordy...Tails doll O_O

The end

GOD DAMN YOU, WEIRD ALTERNATE WHISKERS *shakes fist to the sky*

To it, YOU'RE the weird alternate whiskers!

GOD DAMMIT

WHAT A TWIST!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>Proceed
Error points out the powder inside the Wooly Willy! This looks like it could be Iron Dust, conveniently enough! Error holds up Ye Flask so PH can pour the dust into the mixture... The Strange Medicine fizzes and churns about by itself as they add the powder, turning a dark brownish red. The smokey substance within the liquid swirls about rapidly now and doesn't seem to be stopping... Ye Flask is now wobbling around slightly in Error's grasp as the liquid stirs itself within.

Feeling they've found all the 'non-blood' ingredients, they quickly make their way through the facility back toward the Chem Labs. There are small splatters of blood here and there, showing Eon must have scittered through, but there are so many it's hard to tell where he could be now.

Error and PH make it to the main room with the nearly blinding Floodlights and approach the Chemical Labs door... the Dual Lock Corridor should be just beyond.

Get one syringe for each infected, then fill each syringe with some of ye flask, and mix the blood samples in the diffrent needles. Make sure to lable each shot on whos blood sample it has. Even make one for eon.

(Edited on March 25, 2009, 1:13 am)

Revive Radial

make up a dose for each, have PH forcibly subdue eon to inject him with the cure and restore him to his normal self and powers!

Salute to the wooly willy toy which has so generously sacrificed itself for the good of everyone.

>>Head inside and proceed through the door on the right. Use the ID card to get through the Dual-Lock corridor and enter the Chem. Labs.

On the way through, ask why/how PH has G.E.'s hand, already. X_X Also, ask if he know's how and where to insert the syringe to inject directly into the heart.

You should also probably think about how sanitary those needles are, and were you might be able to wash them. After all, you wouldn't want to worry about getting tetanus, hepatitis, and other illnesses in addition to the HIV and such you're gonna get from PH's blood. I mean, you rape that many things, the amount of STD's in your blood's gotta be almost visible. :P

TOWEL RACK

:O w00t

I'll take one! :D

I'd just get her wet rubbing her agaisnt my body :(
(Also PS, you should draw shrew girls)

wet sand.

Yummy hips 8D~

someone caught her.... she needs to be rescued

(oh and she's been trapped for liek a really long time so shes willing to do anything to get out ;3)

I will send ninjas to ra-Rescue you, just spread teh legs.

(Nice work on this)

Awwss. Cute..needs rescue o:

Meanwhile...

You can't rape the accepting

OMG, MINDF*CK!!!

QUICK I'VE GOT HER HELD DOWN USE THE SHOTGUN-

actually wait... wait, give us a few minutes...

EDIT: hey wait a minute... is this technically while I'm dead? Is "she" making out with my corpse?? :<!!

(Edited on March 24, 2009, 8:30 pm)

No can do. Y'know... there were no shells anywhere because SOMEONE didn't want them to be there...
Besides that camera takes up all the slots of my LIMITED INVENTORY anyway.

Also yes.
You don't need that old thing anymore anyway for this is your new, improved 'me'.

>>new you
no
this whisk will never replace the old one.
EXTERMINATE

Well you've done it. You hit my disgust limit. D:

Sent this pic to three friends.

1st one said: What the hell? Are those boobdicks?!

2cnd one said: Oh Go I'd totally fap that!

3rd one said: I love that hair and the tongue too!

Ramen =D

D'awwww~ :P

Cuteness :3

There

This thing have a name yet?
I've been calling it Dickwhiskers. :-/

(Of course it doesn't matter what you call it because it's still going to rape you to death. hurrdurr)

I'm... literally speechless D:

Is that supposed to be an avatar? It'll reak havoc and raep on all the posts and pics!

...Which is horning in on PH's territory a bit too much. And we wouldn't want to have to reverse the roles from that scene in the G-Mod video..... ;)

*Hopes PH gets that cue...*

*prepares for incoming monitors D8*

EH TOOK MAH JEHB

HE TOOK UHR JEHB!

TURKMEHJERB!

*AND THUS, MONITORS FLY FROM ALL ANGLES AT THE JARBTAKER, HOPEFULLY PUTTING THE POOR SOUL OUT OF ITS MISERY*

>>Go check out Lab Control.
Error is still pretty excited over finding this shotgun, even if it is out of ammo. He is in the mood for some serious ass kicking right now! PH reminds him that they still need to do a bit of exploring before they try anything else, and points out that they have yet to check out Lab Control.

Error agrees and the two of them head back through the X-ray hall. The trail of bloody footprints head for the stairwell... Eon is about, so stay on your guard.

They enter the Lab Control door using one of Error's Facility Lead ID cards and head up the small stairway. The wall to the side appears to be dented outward in a strange manner... and there are a few small trails of dried blood.

Error and PH finally enter the Lab Control room... Looks like the ceiling's collapsing in here too... Who knows how stable it could be. There are various large computers lining the walls, but the collapse seems to have crushed them beyond any use. The southern wall is angled outward with those large windows looking down into the Testing Labs. A large console sits beneath the windows, which was used most likely to control all the machinery and various other functions in the Testing Labs.

There is a messy desk on the far wall as well, though it's hard to make out what's on it from over here, especially in the dusty darkness of this room...

Combine FLASHLIGHT with DARKNESS

(>>Combine FLASHLIGHT with DARKNESS
PH uses his demonic ingenuity to turn the Flashlight into a FLASHDARK!! This mysterious device sends out a beam of darkness that penetrates even the brightest of areas!)

(durhur but seriously be back later for real response;U)

>>Check out what's on the desk

You forgot the caps for DEMONIC INGENUITY. :P
> Check out teh shit on the desk.
PH> Once desk duties are done, slice off Error's beef-arm and throw him up into that airduct to see where it goes. >:D

Item combination ftw! Run to table and grab blue object. Then read paper

>>Check out what's on the desk
The desk is littered with useless junk. Pens, crumpled note and memos, and even a couple little gadget toys. One paper in particular literally stands out, flopped against the wall at the back of the table.

Error picks it up out of curiosity and attempts to read it...

"To the higher-ups, more specifically
to Dr. Sonofabitch,

Well Doc, you've royally fLucked up again. Good job! I've
been overseeing the research taking place here in the Iron
Grove. That strange sample you so elegantly took
from Metal Glen after Red's lUcKy discovery has shown
amazing potential. Too bad you hired absolute IDIOTS to
handle it here.

We've been having increased reports of infection spreading
throughout the staff, and the entire facility is falling
into chaos! I personally blame Dr. Jones' foolish actions.
The old bastard developed feelings for the test
subjects, even issuing special volunteer ID cards to some
of them!

The subjects are another little LuCkY nugget of joy I'd
like to tell you about. For one thing, do you KNOW who it
is you kidnapped?? I wouldn't be surprised he allowed you
to take him just so he could fLuckY this whole operation from
the inside!

I've ordered my men to bomb the surface and seal the
infected into the facility, several times over the course
of the next week just to make sure this damn place goes
under. If I'm LUCKY, I will be joining them shortly myself,
and I plan to have a nice long talk with some of your
people when I get back.

~General Ever+~~_"

The shaky writing scribbles out suddenly. This note was obviously never sent... The general's choice of words in several spots are slightly foreboding as well. Error looks up from the paper with a sigh.

PH doesn't seem to be paying attention to the paper, seeming to be too occupied with a little Wooly Willy toy he found on the desk...

Play with the wooly willy toy!

>>Play with the wooly willy toy!
PH amuses himself by sifting the black powder around the little face with the magnet pen, giving him some very silly hair styles. He even tries to arrange the magnetic powder into a little triangle over the picture's face, but it just looks silly. :U

Decice that this is the best source of amusement the world has ever seen and that it mustn't be destroyed no matter what!

realize black powder is IRON DUST/FILINGS needed for teh cure! time to blend up some medicines

Do not harm the wooly willy!
Defend it with your life if you have to!

>Before smashing W.W., draw spiraly things over his eyes and enjoy LoZ "puzzle solved" tune.

*Treasure chest falls to ground with "Ammo" written on it. Inside is merely a squiggly note: "Your LuCk's run out. =P"* *Smash with shotgun* >.>

Error> Now that General E. is on his mind, ask PH what the story is behind that hand he's carrying around..... Which isn't Wind's for some reason. (Early in-game reference =D )

I just realized that PH has Thor.

Ohgod, it's in the same world. Does that mean "l'il whisk" IS the head of that leather dummy? D:

>>I just realized that PH has Thor.
Sorry, but that's just the Suspiciously Shaped Flashlight.

Proceed

(1st post from a long time lurker)

the severed hand is obviously for the palm scanner on certain doors in the base, it's as good as his ID card

shine flashlight in that open ceiling vent

>>shine flashlight in that open ceiling vent
Just a small air vent... "This might be where Eon crawled through before... squirmy bastard's probably the only one who could fit through such a tiny space..."

Like I said before, slice off arm and check what`s up there.
I'm sure the arm will be fine. :P

Ask PH to give you a turn at that wooly willy, then have an "oh shit" moment realizing you just found your iron dust

Just taking things to their logical conclusion.

fffffffffu

TOGETHER WE SHALL RAPE THIS WORLD AND ALL WHO OPPOSE US

Blood and spooge will rain down from the heavens because their love-child will be the antichrist.

oh god
oh god noooo...

YOUR DICK TONGUE GOES INTO MY MOUTH

AND THEN THERE WILL BE EGGS :crazy:

bidoof is a fucking douche

That's what you get, you goddamn ass-cracker beaver.
Wastin' my Pokeballs..
EDIT: Oh fuck I finally get what this is supposed to be.

put down the poffin, and slowly walk away 8U

and the last thoughts running through your head before your raeped limb from limb is "D'awww~"

>before your raped
>your raped
Tsk tsk tsk, for shame.

I know, I didn't even catch it either D:

it doesn't even deserve an edit now that it's pointed out :<

Lawl you're grammar is teh suack!11
*throws pokeball* *pokeball breaks* *rape*

rape you for long time

sweet jesus this is awesome
100 internets to you, m'lady.

A pikachu-wolf?
Dare I call it...
POkami? :B

EDIT: Ah, wait!
Sergalchu...
I get it now... (durr)

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OH YEAH! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

*goes to high-five CC and V*

>>Gogogo shotgun shotgun go!
Danana NAAAAA!!!

Error got the Mothafuckin' Shotgun!!

>>This better not be another kick-in-the-nads
Unfortunately there's no ammo. You gotta load it, fool! What, you think we did that shit FOR you??

>>no ammo
SON OF A BITCH

>>SON OF A BITCH
Also, using the last candy corn freed up Error's inventory so there were two free slots, but the shotgun now takes up those two slots. Error's inventory is full. Also you no longer have the Iron Key.

LET'S MOVE ON SHALL WE? 8D

Where to folks?

[url:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NsnLfIAcs&feature=related]Danana na~ na~ na nana~[/url]
Why the hell did you throw that key away again?

PH: grind iron key into a fine powder using asscheeks.

There were shotgun shells in that security box thingie in that tailrape-room.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT EASILY. Now get 'em.

Whoa whoa whoa, in the the original pic you said: "Contains: Stun gun w/ battery, riot shotgun & ammo, combat knife" >:O So at least take the tazer and knife. And check to see if the knife is iron for some reason. >_>

that lists what was in it ORIGINALLY, it's pretty far after everything went to hell. :<

the other Riot Boxes were looted too, so blarg, just run with it D:

>>There were shotgun shells in that security box thingie in that tailrape-room.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT EASILY. Now get 'em.
Error goes to check the Testing Labs Riot Box for those couple shotgun shells he remembers seeing... There are several bloody hand prints on the box, and any remaining contents are gone!

That damn fox must have snatched the shells before! D:<

WE MUST CONTINUE IN ORDER TO FIND THOSE BULLETS, HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT!

(Edited on March 23, 2009, 11:24 pm)

Buahaha I return from mah shadows with new ideas!

Combine the shotgun with the combat knife to get a beyonet shotgun!

How did we magically lose the iron key?

Updated map pl0x

(Edited on March 24, 2009, 12:46 am)

>>Updated map pl0x
they haven't GONE anywhere new other than into 13's room... that's why I keep saying LET'S GO LET'S GO!
also there was no knife in the box, just the empty shotgun.

> Go check out Lab Control.

Go hunt for them bullets!

Oh god I can't restrain it anymore RUN!

The darkness comes...

The end is neigh

RUN FOR UR LIVEZ!

MurryWhisk is gunna FUCK YOU UP

Literally.

NO ONE IS SAFE!!!

Mommy D:

whee, error-vee got bukaked to the wall

And then...
uh...
D:

You still forgot the sparkles! I mean, gawd! >=U

Hell no, the sparkles would be overkill! Geez >:U

Eventually you will hit some limit of just... wrong 9_6

I just hope we don't die from looking at it when you do.

oh jesus D:

are one of "HER" dicknipples pushing under his lip?? D8

(Edited on March 23, 2009, 11:41 am)

wings and tails are fine, peircings and wild color are ok too multi-brest are great , multi cocks are ok, so are nipple cocks, cocky tounge is meh, but nipple eyes is the turnoff point

And those eyebrows...

kewl X3

Oop looks like the treasure hunter fell into a trap xD a sexy....sexy trap.

sexy trap, is a good trap 8)

I bet it was the pressure sensitive trap. Those sneaking bastards.

Pose like a team cause shit just got REAL!

BTW for anyone unfamiliar with one or more of these characters... pictured left to right:
Ruby from RubyQuest,
Arthur from Radial's Imageboard thing,
Whiskers from WhiskQuest,
Problem Sleuth from MSPaint Adventures

(Edited on March 23, 2009, 12:23 am)

Lookin pretty gangster thar Whiskers

Lookin' pretty psycho thar Problem Sleuth (lol, MSPaint Adventures)

Now spot the one who DIES

all four of these characters have "died" at one point or another in their respective quests :U

Ruby had her head smashed in
Arthur got poisoned and GAME OVER'd
I got tailraped by Eon then skewered by PH
and technically PS had a near death experience at the end of his thing :U (oh and died in the imagination world like twice)

>>have fun with that metal detector.
Error is startled as he sees PH waltz right up to the detector mark in the middle of the room. "PH WAIT, THAT'S-!!"

PH walks across the darkened band without a second thought, scraping his heavy metal blade across the floor. He stops and glances back at Error, who was staring with a look of confusion... "B-but... Eon said it..."

"What did Eon tell you this thing was?" PH asks calmly.

"THAT FUCKING FFFFFFFF-!!!"

what was it really?

Like I said, kick in the nuts. >.<;
> Check deposit box; if the key is still there, go get fucking shotgun. It'll come in handy for payback for being a douche next time you see Eon. >:(

>>what was it really?
"Then what the fuck is this thing??" Error growls, still quite pissed about the realization of Eon's deception.

"As far as I'm aware..." PH looks the strip up and down, "It's a sort of X-ray band. The folks up in the Lab Control room monitor what people are carrying through, and can even detect if someone's infected with this... Those gates on the ceiling probably come down if they see something they don't like and hit some sort of emergency switch."

"...oh." Error scowls and silently walks to the other side of the room. The two of them sort out items to carry from the other deposit box (Bullet, Needle, Flashlight, Iron Key)

There are only 3 inventory slots available. Please choose what to take/leave/get rid of/mix to sort out inventory.

>>Iron Key

TAKE DAT SHIT
TAKE IT NOW
>PH: GRIND THE KEY WITH YOUR ASSCHEEKS, THEN GO EMO AND CUT YOURSELF, SPILLING BOTH THE IRON SHAVINGS AND BLOOD INTO YE FLASK (already has candy corn in it from waaay earlier) THEN FIND A SYRINGE

Well, they need the bullet and needle for the cure, but first take the Iron Key and deposit General Everest's hand and the shard o' glass, to make sure you have enough room, and head back to that box. >:O

note that there was an entire box of syringes back in the chem labs... not that either of these two guys would know since Whiskers was the only one in there... but let's say she mentioned it to Error. You don't NEED this syringe for the cure since there are a bunch more there.

also we already have a vial of PH blood so you don't have to go any more emo than you already are :U

Careful Whisk. Dem's raepin' words! >:O *Banjo* xD

Edit: Lame pun: Dem's (or them's, or whatever) fightin' words -> PH involved -> raepin' words
Not sure if anyone got that... So, yeah. <_&lt

-Mix those ingridients into ye flask, then grab that fucking security box key and get that fucking shotgun already!
-After that, you got to have something to grind something made of iron into ye flask.
Kinda like PHs butter knive or the already mentioned ass cheeeks.
-Then there is dat sirynique, grab it and slam that shit into whiskers.
-Then go on a happy fox hunt!
-Profit.

Also I told you right in the beginning that you should wonder what the hell a metal detector with auto-locking mechanism does in a research facility but noo...
I also keep telling you that you should ask about the shrew but noo.
Well you must be planning to have error eaten by it then.

>>Mix those ingredients into ye flask
To consolidate inventory, Error decides to tap into his inner chemist once again. He takes the remaining piece of candy corn and drops that into Ye Flask, which fizzes slightly and dissolves, turning the Strange Medicine an even more blatant orange color.

After taking the bullet from the Deposit Box, the two of them carefully open the casing using MUTANT/DEMON PHYSIQUE. Then pour in the bit of gunpowder held inside, discarding the warped remains of the bullet and casing.

The medicine itself takes care of ingredient 1, Replica Sample. The candy corn is ingredient 2, check... the gun powder is now ingredient 4... Still missing 3, the iron dust, but this key might be able to be ground up into some... or there could even look around a bit more to see if there's any somewhere they haven't checked yet.

The blood ingredients will have to be mixed very carefully, so they should wait until they get to the Chem Labs for that.

>>I also keep telling you that you should ask about the shrew but noo.
"So what exactly happened to Wind?" Error asks while they're fiddling with their inventory, "How did you get out of that place upstairs without him following?"

"Not much to that really..." PH explains while swirling the Strange Medicine around in Ye Flask, which was now looking a bit thicker brownish gray, "I was able to lock him inside the sleeping quarters long enough for me to pursue Eon. He should still be up there..."

EDIT:
PH takes the Iron Key out of the Deposit Box and holds it up to Error, "This could work for the Iron Dust... was there anything you wanted to use this on before taking this to the Lab?"

Error suddenly remembers that first Riot Box back in Subject Holding with the Iron Padlock... but do they have time? Every second counts!

(Edited on March 23, 2009, 11:40 am)

if shotgun is gained, remove pellets from a round and stick some loose fluff in and a syringe full of Eon's cure and shoot him with it, making a mcguiver brand dart gun

You will get that shotgun now!

"but do they have time?"
>Bitch, make time! You (and We) have been waiting for this since the story started! D:<

Shotgun shotgun shotgun!

>>Shotgun shotgun shotgun!
Finally we'll be getting that muthafuckin' shotgun!! >:U

Error takes the key and hurries back down to Subject Holding with it. He goes up to the Riot Box and places the Iron Key into the Iron Padlock.

k-krink!

The padlock's hook unhinges as causes it to fall to the floor with a 'CRACK!'.

Gogogo shotgun shotgun go!

This better not be another kick-in-the-nads or a repeat of the other Riot Box: "Oh look teh gun is missing lolz. Here, have a nightstick. *Shatter*