Story Notes:

I was unsure of the story's quality until I sent the finished product to the original requester; he says it was one of the funniest things he'd read in years. I tried like hell to give the characters actual personality. The love scene is a little uninspired; certainly not my best. But I usually have a partner writing with me for those particular scenes, and I had to simulate two relative beginners to boot. If I ever get the itch, or enough requests, I might write a sequel one day.