So... disclaimers: The owners of all materials and phrases that are used are their owner's property; it's just been suited to serve in a slight off-shoot parody. If you don't know how the traditional means to disclaimers work (ie pokemon = Game Freak, Nintendo), then clearly you may be too young.., too unobservant, or too focus on finding legal errors to even be here.
Other then that, enjoy.
This is the first of three sections. I have broken them into three on purpose for reason of not knowing how the uploader will display it. Enjoy~
02 Digging up Evidence (2482 words)
Second one, coming right up~
03 The Verdict (4155 words)
The laaast one~ Huzzah, the end is in sight!