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...aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Satire aside, nicely done. The pose is cute.

... omg :\
:gamer: Delete DELETE :gamer:

This is HILARIOUS 8D

jerry %D

What's going on?

éjaculation, evidemment... xD
scuz me I speak very bad english ._.

Nice o.o

j'ai enfin fini %D
Vive le hanteiii xDDD

Is Random.
Psyching up for tomorrow. Gonna draw like crazy. I hope...Gotta get things done. >_<

Militia with my Rocket partner Violette. Blah blah blah...Dunno what I was doing.

Very nice.

She's pretty.

>>Continued...
"Are you alright?" Whiskers asks while helping Eon back to his feet.

"Oh fine fine. Thank you, Kitten~" Eon smirks at her. The group tries to catch their breath for a moment...

The sound of a door opening perks Error's ears, turning to look down the hall. A figure comes walking out of one of the sleeping quarters, reading a piece of paper... PH lifts his head and looks towards the three of them.

"You again!" Pyramid Head drops his blade from his shoulder and holds it at the ready.

"Damn! Not now!" Whiskers exclaims, then jumps as another crash comes from behind them. Windslash was clawing his way out of the Mess Hall, digging through the tons of dirt like it was almost nothing. He digs his claws into the floor and starts to pull himself free.

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!" Whiskers shouts at this bullshit!!

The group is now surrounded... the mutated Windslash behind them, and Pyramid Head looking rather aggressive in front of them...
(It's getting kinda crowded around here :U)

PH: fuck Windslash's shit up.

Lure PH over there and have him engage Windslash in a semi-epic fight.

Or...
Since Wind is unable to effectively dodge for the moment, you can put a bullet in his head. :U

if i still had abilities i would say irontail shrew butt it leaves piramid boy free. so best would be wait for shrew to get free, then to both piss off and distract the shrew i would yell about piramid taking sandrina and tikara to have his way with them, and when both are occupied go and run away with whisk and error (or as i thhink of him, captin fluffbutt

Error; FALCON PAUNCH windslash with mutated arm

Heads or Tails.
Heads: Take on Windslash
Tails: Take on PH.
Neither: Use something out of the inventory.

Run past ph because that great knive is a slow ass weapon after all.

take on piramid head, that size sword in narrow hall will be hard to swing effectively, also, see if theres any pipes or such the ninetales can wield

Hey Eon... shes touching your hand.... >:)

Damn the Shrew... damn that PH... but wait... you need that paper the he has... what to do...

Lol Whiskers looks pissed, like she as had it... wait... will she start changing like Error?

Error> Use MANLY BUFFNESS to snap off Windslash's arm(s)/claw(s) to wield as (a) weapon(s).
Alternatively, use teh sharp glass to slice it/them off.

>>various weakpoints in the ceiling // push the two thru the door + fully destroy the room.

Eon's eyes dart about the room, grinning as he thinks of a way to slow 11 down a good deal.

"Out out!" He shoves Whiskers and Error out of the other set of doors, both yelping in surprise and tumbling to the ground on the other side.

"Gah!"
"Eon!!"

The swinging doors flap back into place, darkening the room again. Heavy breathing and enraged growls emits from the darkness behind the fox, who casually turns and glances over his shoulder, smiling cheerfully to the giant shrew.

"Now then~..."

Whiskers and Error begin to pull themselves to their feet, panting a bit and brushing dust off. They both jump suddenly as a heavy crash echoes out from the Mess Hall, followed by an earsplitting screech of scraping metal, then finally another heavy crash as the entire area shakes.

Whiskers looks up toward the windows of the doors just in time to see a large table falling from the ceiling, followed closely by an avalanche of concrete, rocks and soil. The swinging doors burst open as a mountain of dirt tumbles into the hallway, a dizzy looking ninetales surfing on top of it... with his face.

As it comes to a stop, Eon grumbles and flops from the pile of dirt, the other two quickly helping him to his feet.

"That went well..." Eon stutters with a goofy smile spread across his face.

yay, also ackptht i got dust in my maw

Excuse me
wtf just happened?

Eon looks so evil in panel two... nice

Yup! :3 she's available for reapin... XD Enjoy! :D

delicious espeon :3 she's still one of my favorite eevolutions

Very sexy,

Oh dear!! It's wonderful!!!!!!! >.<

Time for shrew rapins!

*insta-boner*

*joins the line to give the psy-kitten a extra helping of hot cream*

>>run into the mess hall!
They all duck into the darkened cafeteria... This place is almost completely trashed! It looks like the ceiling could collapse completely at any moment! Nothing besides a table or two and some chairs remain unburied... even so there doesn't appear to be anything entirely useful to find without some searching, and they just don't have time right now. Besides this place doesn't look very stable anyway.

Eon leads them toward another door across the room with faint light streaming in. One loud crash followed by heavy stomping signals the group that Wind finally must have finally broken through the door. They're mere feet from the other door when the faint light behind them is quickly overshadowed, an enormous silhouette snarling from the hallway.

uh... go through door?
Is this a 'cutscene'?

kinda, yes... if no one thinks of / suggests anything they can just keep running :U

(also I drew this before work, and just got back like 20 minutes ago so blar)

(Edited on March 6, 2009, 5:59 pm)

Lure Windslash into the room and fire the gun at the any of the various weakpoints in the ceiling, hopefully causing it to collapse on top of him.

Or...
Just shoot him in the head. :U

*push the two thru the door, then use fireblast on the unstable stuff to fully distroy the room or bar that, to light a big ass fire to block the way

Go with Eon's idea... FIRE BLAST BOOM!!!

>>use fireblast
In order to keep with the suspense of the whole adventure... I've kinda wanted to make actual pokemon abilities non-existent... so no innate elemental powers :<!

>>fully distroy the room
This CAN still be done however, so lemme draw this out :u!

aww but im good at fire... (probaly could only cough up embers, scientists experiments put all pokemon back to level 1 and deleated all skills) also if the my tails come into play, i gotta do the quote. `say hello to mah leetle friend` before i distroy the room {wii typing hurts inside elbow}

Whuu... Its been a long time that I haven't draw here.... ^^ well... here some new work for ya... :3 enjoy.. :D

prrretty

I want one

Very cute. Your art style is great. :D

Cute.
Is she forming Energy Balls?

safety save

gotta fix the bigger boob later... and the perspective... and a lot of things with the crap-ass background.

Dragonboobsssss =o~~~~

looks nice already

Mighty Sexy Dragonite o.o

Those boobs are just fine, don't change em ;U

DRAGON TITS YES

>>draw the next room so I can input commands // Examine room/hallway.
"We're in the faculty quarters..." Eon ponders while looking around, "We shut off the lock down, but I don't think there's any way to the surface from here... We'll have to look around."

More banging and scraping can be heard on the other side of the door, causing Whiskers and Error to glance back at it.
"...That's Windslash isn't it..."
"I think so..."
"Damn..."
"What have these people done to us?" Whiskers huffs, still examining Error's arm. He simply frowns, not entirely sure what to say.

"Hey, I'm fine, really. We just have to keep going! We'll find a way out of here." He gives a reassuring nod to her, "Come on, let's get moving."

Whiskers smiles faintly as they begin heading down the hall. Error chuckles and speaks up again, "Y'know, this isn't all bad. Did you see me smack him in the face with that jug? I bet he's so dizzy he won't know what's what for a while. We'll be fin-"

CRASH!!! "EYAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!"

"...nyoro~n?"

(also: I need to not zoom out so far, it makes everything look stupid :u... I didn't draw Wind very well here either sorry sorry :x)

SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
SHOOT HIM!

run into the mess hall! the smell of slop will distract him long enough to escape!

Throw Eon's doll at him! xP

Better yet, use Error's MANLY PHYSIQUE to throw Eon at him.

On a more serious note, maybe Error should try taking some more medicine?

(Edited on March 5, 2009, 8:32 pm)

>>Error should try taking some more medicine?
Maybe... but with what they've seen this stuff do so far, they're not so sure they can trust it... also there's kind of a raging mutant shrew chasing them at the moment. D8

>>SHOOT HIM!
Whiskers holds up the handgun and points it at Wind, who is still ripping the doorway open to get through. Her hands shake so much that she can barely hold onto the gun, much less aim it. She never gets a chance to fire, however, as Error grabs her by the arm and tugs her along. "JUST RUN!!"

>>run into the mess hall!
"In there!" Eon points to the wide double doors and darts toward them. "Hurry!" He flashes a glance over his shoulder at Whiskers and Error before thrusting his palms into the doors, sending them swinging open violently, and scurries through. Whiskers finds her footing after being tugged along and joins Error in following Eon into the Mess Hall...

Look for some rope and set a trap in the Mess Hall to immobilize/capture Tyrant Windslash, Steve Irwin style.

Eon: STARE AT DAT ASS!

aw bugger, hes after me x,x think we need to deal with the shrew but for good

No no, don't deal with the shrew! He still replies to some logic. Tell him Sandrina is in heat behind him, he is bound to take that over you tasty morsels.

BITCH THIS AINT NO CUTSCENE, PRESS A

(Edited on March 6, 2009, 1:43 am)

Error: Do a Tank impression to help lighten the mood.

Fling the mirrorshard into his brains
and then SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!
And then error windslash head go SMASH!

9_6, I'm beginning to think you have something against me.

I know right? <:3c

This can't be the resident-evil-version of rubys quest without brains splattering everywhere every once in a while :[

Will you feel better with some mindfuck when we get closer to you? >:U

When will that happen?

>>Use Error's MANLY STRENGTH to toss the water cooler at Windslash.
Error yanks the water jug out of the water cooler's base, the nozzles tilt in an oddly sad way as it is separated from its jug. Error rears back and chucks the water jug with a MANLY GRUNT of exertion!

BULLSEYE! (shrewseye?)

The jug slams into the monster's head and shatters open, drenching it in water and shards of plastic. The beast momentarily loses its grip and crashes to the floor. Error clutches at his swollen arm and winces as he feels a strange pulsing within.

"In here!" Eon ushers the two of them into the door. They enter a fairly well lit hallway, Eon scooting over to a panel and punching in a few buttons. This results in the door slamming down and sealing behind them.

Load that gun now.
Eon sure is smrat enouth to figure out what goes where.

Also steal his doll while he's busy
Also read that letter.
Also check out errors arm.
Also look around for shotguns.
Also jump around like a crazy A.D.D. kid.

All at the same time plz

All at once would be impossible, however Whiskers takes this opportunity to do this.
>>Also jump around like a crazy A.D.D. kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3quTc2-GyM

EDIT:
Now that she got that out of her system...
>>Also check out Errors arm.
Whiskers checks up on Error's swollen arm... It's gotten unusually heavy, and is nearly one and a half times the length of his left arm now. His skin seems to be getting rougher along with the fur along his arm, and it's hard to tell in this light, but she could swear there are small silverish veins pulsing under his fur...

"He'll be like them soon..." Eon murmurs. The two of them turn towards the fox with shock, Whiskers looking particularly horrified.

"WHAT!?"

"He's changing again... It's what they did to him and... all of us." Eon stares at Error gravely.

(also I just looked at the times of your posts... 5AM and now like 2 minutes after what I just posted, 9:20AM... do you even sleep?? 8U)

You just don't try hard enough.
Now do all of it while singing this song!

OR just draw the next room so I can input commands that actually make sense.

(It isn't really 9AM over here. Timezones. And no, I don't sleep.)

Sad water cooler...

* takes gun, clicks and pulls back the slide and inserts the bullet before he returns the slide back to normal * there ya go kitten, tho you shoul save that shot for when you truly need it

^actually yes, Eon does that, only he also darts his eyes in Error's direction at that last part. Error is starting to get the feeling Eon doesn't like him or something... >:u

Use flashlight to see Error's veins.
Examine room/hallway.

Ha I told you that is going to happen... so I'm going to place it down again...

"Poor Error... hes changing more and more ever so slowly... Whiskers better becareful around him later on... or he will go crazy like Windslash there"

Oh and if that doll ever had a soul... I would think that it thinks Whiskers is it's mother... since it has the same name and all... hehe

(So sorry for the delay ;<!! Let's rock this party.)
>> Gtfo of there and help Eon!
Error and Whiskers quickly make their way back to the main room where the loud commotion is taking place. They emerge from the Security Office to find the massive clawed creature chasing Eon about the room.

Eon sprints along in a panic, the slashing beast mere feet behind him. His slanted eyes dart upward, and with another deep breath, he dives forward. His tails quickly zip out and grab at the railing of the balcony, yanking him up. He frantically grasps at the railing and scrambles up.

GRA-BAM!!

Eon shrieks and jumps up as the monster lunges for the balcony, causing the metallic structure to whine and bend beneath its weight. Eon vaults over the railing and dashes for the door, until he sees Error and Whiskers down in the corner.

"Up here! Quick!!" He calls to them and quickly motions for them to come. The clawed monster hangs from the edge of the sagging metal walkway trying to pull itself up, all the while snarling viciously toward the fox.

(also I may be useless with it, but that gun does help me look more badass ;3!)

shot the damn thing or have Error uses him "Hulk Arm" and go Hulk Smash at him...

Plus, you do look cool and bad ass with it

Edit: Poor Error... hes changing more and more ever so slowly... Whiskers better becareful around him later on... or he will go crazy like Windslash there

Splash Windslash with conveniently placed water cooler.

Error: Use your MANLY STRENGTH to toss the water cooler at Windslash.

Couldn't quite think of what to draw.. Tis why it's like 31 minutes ._.

Tis awesome though. Nice outfit. o.o

PH's request!
I am gonna break down this into a 3 pic series! (Hooray!) probably gonna do one pic a day, still not exactly done, need to shade but that can wait :3
Timer lies like a 30$ whore, I was totally playing some Warhawk lols

Its gonna be this pic, Pic of whats happening down south (lol?) and an afterwards pic.

(Edited on March 3, 2009, 11:30 pm)

Oh wow. This is rather nice, and it came out in about a day...you're fast. :cool:

oh god, awesome

Amazing. Your art style is too much!

Now to flood your PM's with requests! XP

NOW IN SEXYCOLOR

This is hot o.O

:D Uber hawt.

>>Creeeeeek!
tuptuptuptuptup!
The two of them turn towards the window at the sound of movement. (involuntary awesome pose?~)

"Oh hey look, Eon's here already!... Why's he running so f-"

Creee-EEUNK!!
WHUDDA WHUDDA WHUDDA WHUDDA

"HOLY SH-!!!"
(took one more action on the last picture, check that before this just in case)
(also yes that's the worst gun ever shut up)

Oh Geez... Is that Windslash?

Well uh... Hope he doesn't notice you

Turn that fleshlight off.
Your failgun is no shotgun after all.
Do you even know how to load it?

You need a shotgun!

>>Do you even know how to load it?
As luck would have it, the extent of Whiskers' knowledge of fire arms is "pull trigger to shoot". Her hours upon hours wasted on FPS games doesn't seem to have helped her learn how to actually operate a gun. Not to mention the fact that they're both a little rushed at the moment... they have to get out there and help Eon!

Nah, eon is fine. He's a clevar fawks, he certainly came up with a smart plan while running away.
So did you turn your flashlight off yet?

Yes I did you bitch. Plus the glass is mirrored on the other side, so there's no chance that either of them just saw us.

Mirrored glass doesn't really act as much of a mirror if there's a lightsource behind it you know.
Sorry, I'm just trying to keep you from dying too early you bitch!

Wait and see what happens.
Also see if any of you magets can load that mighty gun of yours, just in case.

Well uh.. That's good then..

Just hang tight and wait for something to happen

> Realize they find Windslash chasing Eon amusing somehow(third frame).
> Gtfo of there and help Eon!

O_O Wait a minute...
> Wonder how Windslash escaped the now sealed subject room.

(Edited on March 3, 2009, 2:12 am)

Don't fuck with the motherfucking shrew people.

that is really a nice glare one the claws...
plus WindSlash looks pissed... I think it's the red mark on his head... thanks to Eon and Whiskers Jr.

what a long story ^^

ohshit-ohshit-ohshit-ohshit-ohshit
or eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!

BTW 9_6 your avatar is fucking crazy.

*thinking* (ok,mad boosted ground type..fire blast wont work, in a building so digs out, iron tail will just piss him off, and confuse ray is out while he is in beserk mode... im doooomed if i cant get rid of him!)

=O Eon's right! Windslash = ground type, soooo...
> Splash him with water from water cooler! xD

Erm...Do what Eon said?

Or...drink the water, because you've been so thirsty from investigating, for like what, 19 pictures now?

They already drank some water, even though they weren't thirsty.

So what? You always need to drink water!
Y'know, a condom waterbomb would be kind of helpful against ground type things if the usual pokemon types apply here at all.
If not, well, a shitgun always helps. But... you have neither... right?

Okay at first I wasn't expecting this picture to come out this way...
As this question was asked in my previous drawing YES I take requests, I don't do commissions...commissions make me feal like a whore.
If you want to send a request go ahead and PM me :D

Blatant ass n' balls :U
Also: dropped you a pm 'cause I'm a maget.

Request: Draw moar!

I second 9_6 Request.

>>Check South Door.
They decide to check the door on the southern corner of the room. Whiskers holds up the security chief's id card and the door crackles out in response, shakily sliding up about two thirds of the way. They both cautiously duck through the door... last time there was a broken door like this Whiskers was nearly killed, so they make sure to be as careful as possible around it.

There is a small room here... completely dark save for Whiskers' Flashlight. It appears that nearly half, or more of the area has completely caved in, which explains the broken walls in the adjoining rooms. A metal table lines the wall next to them, also half buried, but with a few small dirty items remaining. Other various cabinets and junk lie upon the floor and walls, scattered as if an earthquake went through the place... which actually does not look all that unlikely.

Whiskers quickly finds the body she had seen before from the other side of the glass. Samantha Beckett, according to the ID card... The canine woman lay motionless, most of her body crushed under the mountain of debris, and her blue security uniform was shredded and bloody. Her arm frozen stiff in the air as if reaching her broken fingers out for something, the other draped over her bloodied face trying to shield it.

The southern wall is obviously lined by a glass window viewing the corridor they went through before, though it's much easier to see through the glass from this side.

Shine flashlight into the darkness in the far corner of the room, and check/get objects on metal table. (One looks like a key >.> )

Edit: It may also be a good idea to place one of the cabinets or a piece of rubble under the door, just to be safe. You can never be too careful. ;)

(Edited on March 2, 2009, 6:43 pm)

>>Shine flashlight into the darkness in the far corner of the room
Nothing but a huge pile of rubble and hovering dust clouds...

>>It may also be a good idea to place one of the cabinets or a piece of rubble under the door, just to be safe.
Done and done! The two of them heave the metal filing cabinet over and wedge it into the doorway. That should hold it!

>>and check/get objects on metal table.
There is definitely a key here! Probably snapped off of one of the security peoples' keyrings... Error offers to pocket it since he has a bit more room in his inventory. The other item on the table... is a handgun!

Nice! :D Not quite as good as a shotgun, but 9_6 should be happy. :lol:

Check if handgun is loaded, if so, count the rounds in the magazine.

>>Check if handgun is loaded.
...well there's your problem... the magazine is empty. D:

Check contents of filing cabinet.

Search Samantha's body for items and ammo. Also check filing cabinet.

>>Search Samantha's body for items and ammo.
Whiskers searches Samantha's pockets, apologizing silently for some reason... She finds a folded up note in a chest pocket and a single intact bullet lying beside her...

Creeeeeek!
The two of them turn towards the window at the sudden sound... (next pic)

poor Sam... aw well... her loss your gain

Gentlemen, behold, the laziest background ever!

Forbidden pairings Ftw <3 Also, I like the fact that the Zangoose is anthro while the Seviper is all serpent like :U

Tits

Good stuff here :D I need to learn to taper my lines too... maybe that will make my works look cleaner

Serpents = Win
This pairing = Win
This pic = Win

Awesome pairing, and awesome work, as usual. Keep it up.

I cannot fathom on how awesome this pic is. ;.;

Delicious zangoose girl.

Background: You say lazy, I say "but effective".

Hot stuff.

You're the best goddamn artist on here, and I fucking mean it.

lunch?

HEY WHILE I'M HERE MIGHT AS WELL LET MY ROBOT FAGGOTRY ROMP AROUND FOR A BIT
this is my shared robot/android character Robbie. Based on the ROB robots.
Robbie has no gender, so go ahead and call him by either male or female, Robbie, Robin, etc. He doesn't care ((I call him a he because I like fagboys okay okay))

Oh god it's robbie.

and "he"'s NYOOD

*clank clank clank clank clank*

Awesome Robbie lady guy O:!

Robbie should meet my Sex Robot (aka Femasapien :3c)

Whiskies he's actually wearing low pants like he usually does.
HE'S JUST TOPLESS because I didn't feel like drawing his sweater.

This was the best mental image I've gotten all day.

Oh god I fucking love Popeye.
Best show ever.

Best one ever

Awesome. :lol:

This is beyond awesome.

oh lawdy 8D!!!

you have made my day :lol: I love the old cartoons

Aw, f*ck yes!
I can't stop laughing. :lol:

Oh my goodness. I LOL'D Hard. XD

>>"Please input authorization code..."

Error wonders wtf this shit is. Whiskers gives a flustered shrug.

"Well how do we shut this thing off? We have to do it NOW!"
"I don't know! Did we find a code somewhere? I can't remember!"
"Wait wait!... I have an idea..."
"What d-"

>>Use errors faparm to SMASH THINGS!
ker-WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM etc.

"Holy shit!!" Whiskers stumbles back in shock. "Error stop! STOP!!" She shouts at him as chunks of the computer console fly about. After a few more good SMASHes, he stops with his enlarged fist embedded in the console, panting slightly.

They both stand there for a minute in silence. "...huh... that usually works."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y-"

KZZRTZ!!
Whiskers' shouting is quickly interrupted as the power blinks out again, but this time it causes the console to shoot sparks everywhere. They both recoil and cover their faces.

A distant mechanical clanking and churning signals them to look up again. The computer screen is flickering like crazy, barely functioning anymore, but the garbled words "Mainframe malfunction, security measures reset." squiggle about the screen.

"wh... what..."
"HAH! It DID work!" Error pulls his arm out of the console and smiles triumphantly!

Next

>>Next
Well now they can do a couple things while they wait for Eon to catch up to them...

investigate more of the security office
check the door to the south
check out if anything changed due to the lockdown reset
anything else you could think of :u

Check South Door

Now fill the condom with water!

*I appear thru the door that slammed shut shortly ago, or thru another one. tailtips glowing with spooky etheral green colored flaming will o' wisps, several chunks of wire tangled in my fur from removig the various mai power supplies*

Dare I say it...

Error and his manly ways always seems to break stuff...

There the Third time...

please no more Error related thing... my mind and my laughter can't take it...

Carefully peek through door in the opposite corner of the room.

Push buttons. recieve bacon.

do you mean... Smash buttons...

ERROR SMASH... ERROR NO LIKE BAD COMPUTER... BAD COMPUTER GO SMASH!!!

the lolipop remix by kanye west scares me

its full of LIEZ i did NOT lick him like a lolipop!!D8<

lol don't deny it!!!

Gawd I sure don't wanna hear that beat again. XD

Took a little time to draw you somethin :U

slurp de derp :U

I wonder if you do requests :3c

Or commissions :o

Nonomnomnomnom

That's good head right there O:!

ooh, need a muzzle, collar and a few days to break her, but she will come around soon enough

oh god what

I love you <3

Niiice~

I like the way you used similar shades of blue/purple for the sky, Suicune, the tree, and her mane.

I love her eyes~

"I wish I could hate you bald."

Woot. Captured a Legend. Okay We can release it. >: Or just leave it up there for someone else. Do not want D:

Awesome job on this. :3

hawt