AGNPH Oekaki
 
  •  whiskers |  Why did I draw this. |  2009-03-01 10:12:49|  2m 10s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 10:12:49
      I'M STRONGS TO THE FINISH CAUSE I EATS ME SPINACH

      EDIT: forgot the pipe~
       
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      error
      Date:2009-03-01 10:16:43
      oh god this is terrible
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 10:17:50
      I know right?

      ok now to draw myself as Olive oil
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-03-01 10:41:47
      Yeah right... spinach... only for the right arm.
       
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      alancorona
      Date:2009-03-01 10:54:41
      Aackukukukuku!
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 10:57:53
      Oh Lawldy XD
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-03-01 11:37:46
      looks like he can take on PH now...
      Go Error, show him who's boss!!
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-03-01 12:26:15
      I know this is not really for the pic, though from the others, some of you were talking about Errors Fangs...

      If you look back to the begining... Error had no Fangs.
      Now, he has two...

      OMG... He's slowly changing from whatever the treatment they had placed on them!!! :o
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-03-01 14:13:33
      orly?
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-03-01 17:20:34
      *fiddles with power supplies, causing a minor explosion downstairs, emergency power and fire suppression has been taken out*
       
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      sacredwolfskarlet
      Date:2009-03-02 03:14:41
      are u shur that spinage isn't......steroidz?
       
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      tikara
      Date:2009-03-02 05:02:10
      but Whiskies if you draw yourself as Olive Oyl then that means Eon is Bluto
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-03-02 05:08:21
      im not that tough tika
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-02 05:48:28
      You've got his determination though >:U
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-03-02 06:39:21
      I'll be that fat guy who eats burgers and wears a small bowler hat :U
       
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      lag
      Date:2009-03-02 08:22:47
      Is that pipe stuck on his left cheek? D:
       
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      tikara
      Date:2009-03-02 12:11:14
      PH, that would be Wimpy.
      "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for some rapings, today!~"

      PS I am totally reminded of [url:http://ricky-roo302.deviantart.com/art/OH-MY-GARSHK-40379762]this old picture my papa drew[/url] years ago
       
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      pura
      Date:2009-03-04 08:35:19
      xD
       
  •  cyanzangoose |  Motherly Millenia |  2009-03-01 09:21:55|  46m 14s
     
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 09:21:55
      Aiye...I barely draw any main Pokes of mine. ._.
      Wanted to doodle...Busted my wrist (Still hurts) Wanted to see what I can whip up. -.-

      Millenia be my Sneavile~
      She's happy(?) With two sons...
      Wanted to draw her "Mother" Outfit. When she's not assisting me and Vio committing the usual Team Rocket Crimes.
      Color version prolly on FA sometime in the future.
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-03-01 09:27:40
      Very nice... great detail and all. ;)
       
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      nurematsu
      Date:2009-03-02 00:48:11
      I'm loving this more and more ^^
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-03-02 06:39:48
      Milf alert
       
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      pura
      Date:2009-03-04 08:33:52
      great :3
       
  •  whiskers |  Here we go! |  2009-03-01 07:23:31|  17s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 07:23:31
      >>Power fluctuations...
      The computer power began to flicker on and off every few moments. This could be Eon messing with the power grid! Whiskers and Error are going to have to figure out how to shut off the security systems at the same time... Hopefully that will shut off the lockdown and they can all get the hell out of here!
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-03-01 07:30:08
      Type in "Open Blast Doors To Surface Lobby."
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 07:36:22
      >>Type in "Open Blast Doors To Surface Lobby."
      The computer gives a harsh buzz
      "Security Lockdown in place. Surface access denied."
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-03-01 07:36:39
      ragequit and slap error for breaking the computer
       
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      Artist
      radial
      Date:2009-03-01 07:48:30
      Inspect Error's teeth
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-03-01 09:31:16
      Again, Error and his manly ways always seems to break stuff...

      sigh... if you can't use the Fonz right... don't hit things and say "Eyyyy"
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-03-01 09:54:02
      Use errors faparm to SMASH THINGS!
       
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      limz
      Date:2009-03-02 03:11:01
      Check current status/location of "#13/14/15"; Enter "shut down" or "restart" on security computer; Cautiously peek through door on opposite side of room.

      Btw, great story Whiskers! I personally loved the H.R. references. (Get Ye Flask and Double Deuce) :D

      (Edited on March 1, 2009, 7:15 pm)
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-02 05:40:05
      oh hi and thanks~ :3!!
      also...

      >>Check current status/location of "#13/14/15"
      Unfortunately the power fluctuations are too often for any useful information to be displayed... Also Error is having trouble typing now due to his ridiculously swollen right arm. He mentions he just took the pain pills they found before in the medical office to help with that...

      >>Enter "shut down" or "restart" on security computer
      Whiskers tries typing "deactivate security lockdown"... The computer lets out a few victorious beeps, signaling a possible success!

      "Please enter authorization code..."

      ...fuck

      (Edited on March 1, 2009, 9:47 pm)
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-03-02 06:40:52
      Enter code: DARE YOU DARE YOU DOUBLE DARE YOU
       
  •  9_6 |  No Title |  2009-02-28 21:57:16|  50m 21s
     
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 21:57:16
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-28 22:34:14
      "This is not the training I was hoping for :("
       
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      alancorona
      Date:2009-02-28 22:38:46
      Nice view!

      I love your work. :0~~~<===8
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-03-01 01:30:03
      hawt
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-03-01 02:15:22
      What no creampie :what:
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 05:54:12
      Very very delicious o.o
       
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      lag
      Date:2009-03-02 08:17:42
      Hawt :o
       
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      pura
      Date:2009-03-03 17:39:59
      mmmh, I like fish sandwich :3
       
  •  9_6 |  Monkeydance |  2009-02-28 08:19:07|  1h 8s
     
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 08:19:07
      How did she even manage to get in there?
       
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      rosie_the_chu
      Date:2009-02-28 08:36:27
      Grr...
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 08:38:55
      He's GLARING ANGRILY at her forehead.
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 13:19:37
      He's not angry, he has that monkey/dragonball massive bone forehead thing.
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 05:53:58
      Such hot passion <o&lt
       
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      pura
      Date:2009-03-04 08:33:16
      boink
       
  •  nurematsu |  Clefable TF2 Soldier |  2009-02-28 04:42:50|  57m 3s
     
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      nurematsu
      Date:2009-02-28 04:42:50
      After a long hiatus, I've come back to continue my work on the TF2 classes as pokegals. No background here, but I don't really care right now. Maybe if I get enough requests to do one, I'll give a quick attempt at one
       
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      alancorona
      Date:2009-02-28 05:40:19
      Cute. Kind of funny when you imagine him/her with the Soldier's gruff attitude.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 08:38:32
      MAGETS
       
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      sketch_m3
      Date:2009-02-28 15:12:22
      The only reason I joined this team was to get rid of maggots like you.
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 05:53:33
      Wins. XD
       
  •  beeboi |  Hmm... |  2009-02-27 19:49:38|  56m 41s
     
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      beeboi
      Date:2009-02-27 19:49:38
      Not my best :\
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-27 21:09:52
      cute.
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-27 21:32:27
      Bonus points for shinx.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 02:29:01
      someone cast magic dick missiles oh god :<

      THEY'RE FLYING AT YOUR FACE AAA
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-28 03:48:50
      Oh shi- its a trap
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-03-01 05:53:15
      Lols O:!
       
  •  beeboi |  Zangoose&Lucario |  2009-02-27 06:49:55|  38m 50s
     
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      beeboi
      Date:2009-02-27 06:49:55
      Quickie :3
       
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      nurematsu
      Date:2009-02-27 07:21:13
      quite nice! :D I hope lucario is willing to take turns ;3
       
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      molester_of_pokemans
      Date:2009-02-27 07:30:34
      100% accurate.
       
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      TFTG&#039;s People into Pokemon
      Jaki-Kun
      Date:2009-02-27 08:33:45
      This oddly reminds me of that claim, "Did you know you can't do a sit-up while blindfolded?" XP
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 09:08:10
      You can't?
      *Trys it out*
      Wow your right... you can't do it... it's like your boby is telling you not to... how weird. :duh:
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-27 18:25:37
      Oh wow. I like where this is going! 8D
      Giggity...giggity...GIGAHDEE!
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-27 21:32:38
      zangoose dong :3c
       
  •  whiskers |  Eyyyy~ |  2009-02-27 06:46:36|  6s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-27 06:46:36
      >>Check what the Security Computer-like-thingy says, if it's even on. Do a Fonzie hit to boot it up.
      Two of the screens are cracked and non functional. The largest screen is filled with static. The bottom right screen is on... but just showing a black background. Finally the top right screen contains the blue screen of death.

      Not seeing much use of the computer at the moment, Error channels the spirit of the Fonz to get the computer up and running! He leans on the console and flashes a suave smile to Whiskers before tapping on the side with his right hand.

      ..ker-WHAM!!!

      Error cracks the console open with his swollen arm, causing sparks to leap out as cracks climb up two of the screens. The bottom right screen flickers and its picture becomes blurry and mostly covered in static. Meanwhile the main screen suddenly buzzes...? (FONZI BE PRAISED!)
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-27 06:55:45
      >>Closely examine both corners of the room.

      In the meantime, the two of them examine the rubble cluttering up the room... Nothing but a bunch of rocks and dirt, and no visible holes in the ceiling either. After a bit of sifting, Error comes across the tip of a small metallic tube.

      Attempting to tug at it seems to cause the rubble to shift, rocks tumbling to his feet. He's not sure if pulling the pipe out would be entirely safe... the noticeable remains of someone buried under the rubble hints at the danger here...
       
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      sonix
      Date:2009-02-27 07:58:45
      Try to read data on the other Subjects.

      If that doesn't work, input "LUCKY 13"
       
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      Detective of some sort
      Your_Cousin_Vinny
      Date:2009-02-27 08:10:33
      Try to have the computer play back any recent surveillance footage, possibly prior to the destruction of the labs.
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-27 08:13:47
      Play minesweeper.
      Also what's up with that faparm of his?
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 09:04:40
      Error and his manly ways always seems to break stuff...

      See if this computer can find out "Who" is #13?
      That is if it can?
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-27 20:33:37
      >>Also what's up with that faparm of his?
      Also what's up with those fangs of his?
      Also what's up with those ears of his?

      >>Play minesweeper.
      The two play a fierce game of minesweeper. They kick those mines' asses!... and are thoroughly blown to bits. Whiskers brings the computer's sexuality into question several times and ragequits.
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-27 21:20:46
      >Type command:
      run addie.exe
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 02:26:16
      >>Try to read data on the other Subjects
      Test subjects listed by order of acquisition:
      9. Whiskers
      10. Error
      11. Windslash
      12. Radial
      13. 9_6
      14. Pyramid Head
      15. Eon

      Subjects show varying degrees of sensitivity and reaction to infection. Replica samples introduced on regular basis. Subject security clearance level: 0, subject volunteer clearance level: 1

      >>Try to have the computer play back any recent surveillance footage, possibly prior to the destruction of the labs.
      Security footage data corrupted: damage to database.

      >>>Type command: run addie.exe
      File 'addie.exe' does not exist.
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-28 03:40:16
      Look at the data for 9_6
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 05:43:19
      Lucky luCkY LUCkY lUcKy LucKy LUCKY!
       
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      sonix
      Date:2009-02-28 05:55:40
      Read data on subjects 1-8
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-28 06:18:59
      whee im last (also number is shoe size too o.O)
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 08:49:22
      >>Look at the data for 9_6
      Replica strain introduced to Subject 13 result in severe increase in mental ability. Dangerous side-effects hypothesized to be hallucinations in target personnel, mental manipulation, and rabid psychosis. Extreme care must be followed when handling Subject 13. Subject MUST remain sedated AT ALL TIMES to limit danger to facility personnel.

      >>Read data on subjects 1-8
      Data on all Metal Glen related subjects and faculty is classified.
       
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      Detective of some sort
      Your_Cousin_Vinny
      Date:2009-02-28 08:53:04
      Proceed through the door in the corner of the room and advance the plot. :U
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 12:51:39
      Read data for everyone else.
      Warning: massive wall of text approaching.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-28 17:42:02
      don't ASK for wall of text if you don't WANT wall of text >:U!!!

      anyway data coming later today I guess :B
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-28 19:21:52
      Well at least it's my fault now.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 00:40:43
      >>Read data for everyone else.
      "Security data for Subject 9...

      Subject 9 given control strain of Replica DNA. Reaction expected to mirror that of earlier test subjects.
      ///
      Subject 9 reaction different than predicted. Regenerative properties remain as tests have confirmed, but subject shows high sensitivity to DNA alteration, especially in close proximity to later subjects. Reasons behind this are under investigation..."

      -----------

      "Security Data for Subject 10...
      Altered Replica strain introduced to Subject 10. Regenerative capabilities strengthened, but with added side-effect of vio*##% g#&@th of #*@@^ @^*!**@-"

      Whiskers and Error both let out a short gasp of surprise as the room goes completely dark for a second, then the computer begins to boot up again. It flickers again... and again...

      This could be Eon trying to turn off the power grid! They'll have to try to make the security systems shut off at the same time as one of these power fluctuations in order to completely shut down all the security measures... they think...
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-03-01 04:24:16
      aw, bad timing, could of had my data uploaded for viewing
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-03-01 04:51:05
      pity you cant check the data for subjects 1-8 i could be one xD jk
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-03-01 07:02:08
      meta-game protip: this is a spinoff of RUBYQUEST thus 1-8 were Ruby Tom and that whole gang just FYI :x
       
  •  evilmew |  Avatar meh |  2009-02-27 01:33:10|  42m 24s
     
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-27 01:33:10
      Meh thought it was about time i got one and yes i know it sucks xD
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-27 02:13:58
      a kindred spirit. We must welcome them into our cheesy avatar club.

      ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-27 02:40:52
      xD nice to be part of something
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 03:14:10
      Aw shit... their taking over!!!! RUN!!!

      Anyway, welcome to Hell... um... I mean Oekaki...
      You know what, it is Hell... and we are it's deamons... Go Deamons!!!
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-27 03:36:52
      Wow hell is rather cold today
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 09:01:55
      Though I spelled in as Deamons, it somehow spelled as Deaeamons... how odd?
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-27 09:35:12
      What is a deamons?
       
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      molester_of_pokemans
      Date:2009-02-27 09:35:21
      I noticed that.
      I'm a witness, I can back you up.
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 11:44:09
      Deamons is a different way to say Demons but it is well... they are not that evil like
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-27 12:00:18
      Oh so that's supposed to be an umlaut for 'ä' then?
      You're doing it wrong in that case, it's 'daemons'.
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 13:37:38
      Well, either way... you know what I mean then. ;)
      Anyway, for now let drop it all together. :P
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-27 18:26:42
      Lawls O:
       
  •  whiskers |  I'm In Ur Security Stationz |  2009-02-27 00:51:13|  8s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-27 00:51:13
      >>Proceed cautiously through the door on the west wall and enter the security station.
      There were a few places to go... but given the fact they were looking for the Security Station specifically, they head that way first. They reach the door, but there's a card reader beside it that reads 'Security Personnel Only, Provide Identification.' Though as luck would have it, Whiskers just happens to have the Security Chief's ID card! She swipes the card and with a welcoming beep, the door slides open and they enter.

      They both begin to cough from the thick clouds of dust and smoke filling the room... a good portion of the ceiling has collapsed in two separate corners, and doesn't look like it'll be holding much longer. Much of the items in the room have toppled over, and half the room is buried. Still, a large console sits against the wall, its screens crackling faintly through the dark. There also appears to be a door in the opposite corner...
       
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      masshu
      Date:2009-02-27 01:04:01
      Check what the Security Computer-like-thingy says, if it's even on. Do a Fonsey hit to boot it up.
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-27 01:36:15
      type LUCKY 13 Into the computer
       
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      Detective of some sort
      Your_Cousin_Vinny
      Date:2009-02-27 02:24:17
      Closely examine both corners of the room and the ceiling (cuz you could climb up into that hole in the ceiling and it might lead somewhere. :U)
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 03:17:23
      Who is under the rubble!? That poor ah... thing... yeah. :what:
       
  •  pura |  German ftw! |  2009-02-26 21:25:48|  18h 23m 58s
     
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      pura
      Date:2009-02-26 21:25:48
      We are friendly :3
       
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      masshu
      Date:2009-02-26 22:10:20
      !wtf namreG

      !aixelsyD yaY
       
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      evilmew
      Date:2009-02-27 01:40:26
      coco loves Germany so much he has a erection
       
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      incognito
      Date:2009-02-27 02:04:33
      Gee, you like popping in and out of nowhere, don't ya? :cool:
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 03:19:41
      Hail Germany...

      Wait what did I say? :o
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-27 18:27:13
      Yay, Coco X3
       
  •  whiskers |  Jones' Journal? W13D2 |  2009-02-26 19:49:51|  1m 1s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 19:49:51
      >>Pick up crumpled piece of paper, uncrumple, and review contents.
      They can barely tell what's written here...
       
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      masshu
      Date:2009-02-26 20:44:42
      Read the sign to right of you.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 21:03:31
      >>Read the sign to right of you.
      Already did, it's a directory. look below :U
       
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      Detective of some sort
      Your_Cousin_Vinny
      Date:2009-02-26 21:57:07
      Proceed cautiously through the door on the west wall and enter the security station.
       
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      masshu
      Date:2009-02-26 22:01:20
      Oh. Right...
      Then test to see if the doors are open?
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-27 03:13:18
      I think #13 is PH...
       
  •  whiskers |  Ooookay then... |  2009-02-26 06:00:05|  7s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 06:00:05
      >>Shine your Flashlight in the corner, and then shine it up at whatever is hanging from the ceiling.

      The swirling dust continues to brush over Whiskers' ankles. There was a noticeable breeze on the floor now, like ocean water pulling back after a wave.

      "You don't feel that??" Whiskers whispers harshly to Error. Another light cry comes from the corner, causing Whiskers to jump. She stares into the darkness... she could almost make out a shape...
      Whiskers...
      Wind was lightly whistling through her ears now, breaking the silence of the room. She could almost make out a face...
      Whiskers...
      Another ethereal sigh wafts over her senses, beckoning her.

      "Whiskers!" She feels Error's hand on her shoulder, bringing her mind back into focus. The wind has stopped again.

      "S...sorry..." She fumbles with her flashlight and shines it into the corner. Nothing but some dust clouds and a crumpled up piece of paper...

      >>O god, The Water cooler is back!
      ;3~?

      Oh and the thing that is hanging from the ceiling appears to be enormous flood lights.
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-26 06:43:15
      Drink water from the watercooler.
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-26 07:23:00
      Pick up crumpled piece of paper, uncrumple, and review contents.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 07:29:45
      >>Drink water from the water cooler.
      Strangely, neither Whiskers nor Error is very thirsty.
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-26 07:33:07
      Drink it anyway.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 07:35:50
      >>Drink it anyway.
      Ugh fine...

      ...there are no cups :<??

      They try having one dispense the water into the other's cupped hands. The water is warm and kinda stale... but nothing really special.
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-26 07:41:09
      Fill water into the condom.
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-26 07:44:40
      NOOO CONDOM MUST BE SAFE


      on a side note, is the condom lubricated? If so is it flavored? Then you could fill it up with water and have TROPICAL FRUIT DRANK.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 07:47:19
      >>on a side note, is the condom lubricated? If so is it flavored?
      Error has a random surge of curiosity, causing him to read the small print on the condom...

      It's grape flavored. (oh lawd wtf)
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-26 07:48:53
      So make your grapejuice waterbomb mix nao!
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-26 08:19:33
      I got nothing to say here... other then that it looked like a ghostly figure was there but Whiskers killed it with her light on death... Bad kitten bad :/ Though if you look at it closely... it looks like Eon a little... hmmm well without the fox nose.
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-26 20:01:28
      actualy, to me the swirling dust looked a bit like 9_6 in the upper panel
       
  •  whiskers |  Getting Somewhere... maybe |  2009-02-26 00:20:10|  1m 45s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 00:20:10
      >>Combine card with card locked door!
      After gathering their things and refreshing their inventory, Whiskers and Error open the door ahead. They proceed with caution as PH could still be around... but they're still not sure if that's a bad thing or not...

      Whiskers and Error enter a rather large room. Doors line three of the four walls. A Water Cooler is here. Only a few of the lights are working in here, making the room dim. There are cracks running along the ceiling and walls that chip and crackle faintly, the only noise echoing through the room. There is also some large device hanging from the ceiling above.

      None of the doors seem to be marked, and the one to the north is locked down tight with a heavy metal door dropped over it. There appears to be a diagram on the opposite wall which might tell them what's what however, just below an overhang. Even in this dull light, Whiskers can see little clouds of dust swirling about over there despite feeling no wind...

      (Edit: Forgot Error's Glass Shard)
       
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      sonix
      Date:2009-02-26 00:29:37
      Go in the bottom door on the Right
       
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      Detective of some sort
      Your_Cousin_Vinny
      Date:2009-02-26 01:03:26
      Read the diagram on the opposite wall and figure out what's what.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-26 01:11:20
      >>Read the diagram on the opposite wall and figure out what's what.
      The diagram shows arrows pointing in various directions with locations listed next to them...
      The door next to the diagram leads to the Chemical Labs,
      The door above is apparently the staff quarters,
      The one they came from is obviously the corridor to the Testing Labs, also the stairs down to the basement.
      The other door on the west wall is said to be the Security Station! That's what we're here for!
      Also the Blast Door on the north wall is labeled "To Surface Lobby"

      While the two of them are examining the diagram, Whiskers suddenly feels a faint tickling around her ankles... She looks down to see those dust clouds swirling around her feet... A barely audible chuckle causes her ears to perk up, jolting her head toward the darkest corner of the room. Error glances at Whiskers and asks what's wrong.

      "Didn't you hear that?"
      "Hear... what?"
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-26 01:37:23
      Dum dum dum dum...

      Ahem... It might be PH?

      Water... Finaly, something to drink in this long odd adventure.
      *Takes a drink* AHH... it's blood!? WTF!?

      Well whoever it is, that "thing" will not stand between you and freedom... cause you need to get those blast doors open to leave...

      Hmm... I wonder what Eon is doing???
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-26 01:43:13
      Shine your ADULT NOVELTY FLASHTORCH in the corner, and then shine it up at whatever is hanging from the ceiling.
       
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      notweaver
      Date:2009-02-26 04:04:01
      O god, The Water cooler is back! It's returned to DESTROY US ALL!
       
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      masshu
      Date:2009-02-26 22:04:31
      "To Surface Lobby"?
      What kind of apocalypse could make us move into space?
       
  •  9_6 |  No Title |  2009-02-25 14:27:07|  41m 38s
     
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-25 14:27:07
       
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      alancorona
      Date:2009-02-25 18:15:22
      A W E S O M E ~
      omfg
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-25 19:53:13
      I agree, because of awesome 69s.

      Or 86... or whatever you would call this.

      Oh! sqrt(9)
       
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      nurematsu
      Date:2009-02-26 05:12:19
      fuckin' nice :D
       
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      edgarcorona
      Date:2009-02-26 08:51:08
      That's really awesome but I couldn't help but think about Tim B^Uckley on that Dragonair's expression.

      Man that guy ruined that mouth design.
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:37:20
      Delicious X3
       
  •  9_6 |  No Title |  2009-02-25 10:38:07|  38m 36s
     
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-25 10:38:07
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-25 11:02:54
      It's.... effective?!

      But how!?
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:37:35
      Yay, More Sandies :3
       
  •  9_6 |  No Title |  2009-02-25 09:29:40|  22m 28s
     
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-25 09:29:40
      hurr
       
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      error
      Date:2009-02-25 09:42:06
      SHIT JUST GOT REAL
       
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      rosie_the_chu
      Date:2009-02-25 09:54:53
      epic
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-25 10:29:43
      RAPE IMMINENT
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-25 11:36:15
      whisk looks a lil cubby, and i scare myself o.O
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-26 01:41:09
      Scary... even with Eon and Whiskers jr. on it...
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:37:46
      Whoa O:
       
  •  error |  WHISKQUEST |  2009-02-25 08:36:57|  59m 6s
     
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      error
      Date:2009-02-25 08:36:57
      DA NA NA NA NAAA
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-25 08:39:35
      OH SHI-!?

      <B3c?
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-25 11:35:40
      this ones better of the two title pics
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-26 01:45:00
      They made Eon on this more like "I going to Raep you along with PH here"
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:38:30
      XD
       
  •  whiskers |  The Late Samantha, Jones' Journal W??D6 |  2009-02-25 06:19:34|  1m 3s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-25 06:19:34
      >>continued
      Examining the body as best she can from this position, Whiskers finds that there is another ID tag pinned to this one's chest, luckily the ID card is still there this time! She reaches in again, and with a bit more fumbling and grunting, pulls it out and holds it under the light. There is a picture of a rather stern looking canine woman in security apparel. The card reads:
      Samantha Beckett
      Chief of Security

      You now have two ID cards that can open ID locked doors. Error takes the Damaged Lab ID and Whiskers keeps the Security Chief's ID.

      They also think it's about time they actually check out the semi-burned paper... It's another piece of Jones' Journal, but the date is burned away along with some of the writing... There's also a large Bloody Swirl Design in the corner... and some unsettling scribblings...
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-25 06:56:12
      Hmmm... #13
      Maybe named Lucky?
      Plus now that you have a new card you can go places :lol:
      Sad that you "Fried" the console and now you can't get out unless you go to the other door where Sam's body is at.

      You should find a map and draw it on here with a X stating you are here on it.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-25 07:27:40
      Unfortunately they don't have anything to write with at the moment...

      Also the door that PH went through appears to be a card locked door, the panel being broken hopefully doesn't have anything to do with its function...
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-25 07:36:45
      Combine card with card locked door!
       
  •  cock |  Get Firefox |  2009-02-25 02:14:27|  1h 11m 35s
     
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      cock
      Date:2009-02-25 02:14:27
      WOAAAAAH!
      HIS SEX IS ON FIRE!
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 02:14:33
      And millions of people were humped to death.
       
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      cock
      Date:2009-02-25 02:15:48
      It was Alaska, no one important lives there hurr hurr xD
       
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      im_a_cloud
      Date:2009-02-25 02:18:16
      lol :)
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 02:18:49
      ...

      Correction: The rest of the polar bear population was humped to death.
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-25 03:34:12
      Guys he is filling up the molten core with molten cum. HE IS PREVENTING GLOBAL COOLING
       
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      tikara
      Date:2009-02-25 12:09:29
      I live in Alaska

      8|
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-25 22:18:56
      tikara is going to be washed away in a tsunami of fox goo
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:38:56
      Awesome. XD
       
  •  im_a_cloud |  im a clous |  2009-02-25 02:14:26|  4m 42s
     
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      im_a_cloud
      Date:2009-02-25 02:14:26
      hi im a cloud and this will be my i con im just introdusing my self so hi :D
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 02:14:57
      Hello~

      Welcome to the most magical place in the world!

      ...Other than Disney Land.
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-25 02:15:37
      You're a cloud? I'm a fart!
       
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      im_a_cloud
      Date:2009-02-25 02:18:53
      then were cousens :lol:
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:39:13
      Hallo.
       
  •  beeboi |  Eon Spooge |  2009-02-25 01:31:02|  56m 12s
     
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      beeboi
      Date:2009-02-25 01:31:02
      Yes, another request :3
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-25 01:53:28
      oh god what? what is the blue thing what
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 02:09:53
      Lol. Latias and Latios?

      BUKAKE SAUCE! GOOD FOR THE SKIN! BUKAKE SAUCE! GREAT ON SANDWICHES! BUKAKE SAUCE!
       
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      im_a_cloud
      Date:2009-02-25 02:16:40
      yay he looks glad at the outcum :lol:

      sorry for my lame puns i just cant help it
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:39:29
      Nice Money Shot :3
       
  •  rockinmuffin |  He can be quite charming when he wants to be... |  2009-02-24 08:39:30|  1h 24m 54s
     
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-24 08:39:30
      RUN BITCH, RUN! HE'S PUTTING ON HIS RAPE FACE!!!

      ...But he complimented my dress~ ;3
       
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      molester_of_pokemans
      Date:2009-02-24 08:43:18
      Goddammit, I love you so much.
       
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      Shrew
      Windslash
      Date:2009-02-24 11:41:06
      <3
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-24 15:40:15
      Detecting imminent skinripping followed by atrocious ammounts of rape.
      Proceed? y/n
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-24 18:36:51
      That demonic bastard is such a playa >:U
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-24 21:33:22
      Snort
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-24 22:57:49
      =3

      Nyoro~n <3
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-25 01:37:14
      Also, @ 9_6: I can't perform the almighty skin-rip, it would ruin her dress >:I
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-25 03:51:03
      What kind of rapemonster are you that can't rip skins without ripping dresses? >:(
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 05:15:28
      9_6 makes a strong argument, PH.
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-25 05:31:44
      If there is no dress then there is naked female. Naked female=distraction. Though I'd be ripping SOMETHING alright...
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-25 09:02:45
      Oh-ho-ho~
       
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      cyanzangoose
      Date:2009-02-26 19:40:13
      It's so cute...But PH makes it...Not so cute ono
       
  •  whiskers |  Let there be light. |  2009-02-24 07:45:58|  10s
     
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-24 07:45:58
      >>continued
      Whiskers falls back from the window with item in hand!...

      ...!?

      Click!
      ...oh wait it's a Flashlight.
       
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      eon
      Date:2009-02-24 07:54:38
      ooh, flashlight tho later it could double for a toy for stress relief
       
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      molester_of_pokemans
      Date:2009-02-24 08:41:40
      >Whisk: Hold flashlight under face and gain a substantial increase in SPOOKINESS stat.
       
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      rockinmuffin
      Date:2009-02-24 08:42:13
      Novelty flashlight? xD Oh Whiskers, what'll you think of next? x3
       
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      hyouun
      Date:2009-02-24 09:01:44
      Frist panel: "Oh God, what the hell did I just pull out!?"
      Second panel: "Oh..."
       
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      9_6
      Date:2009-02-24 15:13:21
      Use teh fleshlight to illuminate what's benind the mirror.
       
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      whiskers
      Date:2009-02-24 21:50:40
      >>Use the Flashlight to illuminate what's behind the mirror.
      Error stares at Whiskers, wondering what exactly she was thinking just then... She laughs awkwardly and waves it off. Now with a good old trusty Flashlight in her possession, Whiskers once again kneels down by the hole in the glass and shines the light inside.

      There is a small room about the size of this one on the other side, but it appears to have had even more of the ceiling collapsed in upon it, as the dirt and rocks fill more than half the room. There is a desk in the back against the wall with broken monitors and various items... if only they could get in there to see... Fortunately it looks like there's a door next to the desk. Maybe there's a way around.

      Whiskers glances around a bit more... rubble, rubble, desk, file cabinet, rubble, dead body-GAH!!

      Just under the hole in the window there was a body, half buried in the collapsed ceiling. Their arm is outstretched towards the mirror, and looks like they were grasping something... Whiskers gulps at realizing this must be where she pulled the flashlight from...
       
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      pyramid_head
      Date:2009-02-25 04:54:50
      Whiskers: update moar >:U